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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Polari on August 17, 2013, 07:45:02 PM

Title: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Polari on August 17, 2013, 07:45:02 PM: Rum or whisky?
Slicing up European merchants or shooting Indians?
Parrots or horses?
Scurvy or the clap?
A boat full of men for months at a time or wearing chaps?

I can never decide. :dead
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Oblivion on August 17, 2013, 07:54:19 PM: Pirates. As long as they're butt-pirates.
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Eli Gulgin on August 17, 2013, 08:05:24 PM: Cowboys, no contest. Pirates are lame as fuck, I never understood the fascination with them, not even as a kid. My dad made sure I watched shitloads of westerns when I was growing up, fuck yeah. Also Johnny Depp pretty much killed whatever coolness pirates ever might have had in my eyes. He also killed any coolness he ever had in my eyes. Fuck your pirates and fuck Johnny Depp.
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Polari on August 17, 2013, 08:19:12 PM: You probably don't wanna see that Lone Ranger joint then.
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: pilonv1 on August 17, 2013, 08:22:46 PM: Pirates of course
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 17, 2013, 08:35:37 PM: Pirates.

Pirates of the Caribbean was pretty much my dream movie (after Cutthroat Island). Also, fuck you Eli.

Edit: I read a metric butt-ton of Louis L'Amour when I was in middle school, so it's not like I'm biased against cowboys.
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Himu on August 17, 2013, 08:36:45 PM: Pirates.
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Rahxephon91 on August 17, 2013, 08:50:35 PM: Cowboys, because I like long jackets and Cowboys can dress is some badass attire.

Pirates always look dirty, smelly, and stupid. Plus they are surrounded by dudes most of the time.

I hate Pirates.
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 17, 2013, 08:52:49 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d__TWbHLcyY

:bow
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Rufus on August 17, 2013, 09:02:53 PM: A pirate I was meant to be~
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Huff on August 17, 2013, 09:09:38 PM: whiskey
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 17, 2013, 09:10:47 PM: :nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw
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Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Barry Egan on August 17, 2013, 09:12:25 PM: Cowboys because the cuisine is better.
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Rufus on August 17, 2013, 09:26:50 PM: Nah, you can actually get more cock on a ship full of dudes.
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: nudemacusers on August 17, 2013, 09:56:05 PM: Buttpirates or buttcowboys
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Eli Gulgin on August 17, 2013, 10:00:34 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 17, 2013, 08:35:37 PM
Pirates.

Pirates of the Caribbean was pretty much my dream movie (after Cutthroat Island). Also, fuck you Eli.

(http://i.imgur.com/4iJ2DHQ.jpg)
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Rufus on August 17, 2013, 10:04:46 PM: Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 17, 2013, 09:56:05 PM
Buttpirates or buttcowboys
Pillage that booty.
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Mupepe on August 17, 2013, 10:18:19 PM: Pirates are lame. Cowboys all the way.
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: nudemacusers on August 17, 2013, 10:36:29 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on August 17, 2013, 10:18:19 PM
Pirates are lame. Cowboys all the way.
Pirates aren't american. EOD.
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Mupepe on August 17, 2013, 10:45:08 PM: American Pirates are the navy. And everyone knows they're gay too
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: nudemacusers on August 17, 2013, 10:47:09 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on August 17, 2013, 10:45:08 PM
American Pirates are the navy. And everyone knows they're gay too
It's not gay if you're stuck on a boat for six months.
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 17, 2013, 11:00:51 PM: ninjas
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Shadow Mod on August 18, 2013, 12:34:52 AM: Both are just romanticized to hell and back.

Cowboys.

Less chance of scurvy.
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: nudemacusers on August 18, 2013, 12:41:20 AM: cowboys probably smell like ass tho
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Shadow Mod on August 18, 2013, 12:42:06 AM: Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 18, 2013, 12:41:20 AM
cowboys probably smell like ass tho

Pirates are on ships for months at a time. You think they smell rosy? Cowboys can just find a river and bathe.
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: nudemacusers on August 18, 2013, 12:51:16 AM: Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on August 18, 2013, 12:42:06 AM
Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 18, 2013, 12:41:20 AM
cowboys probably smell like ass tho

Pirates are on ships for months at a time. You think they smell rosy? Cowboys can just find a river and bathe.
Yeah, but would a cowboy bother?
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Mupepe on August 18, 2013, 01:02:46 AM: Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 17, 2013, 10:47:09 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on August 17, 2013, 10:45:08 PM
American Pirates are the navy. And everyone knows they're gay too
It's not gay if you're stuck on a boat for six months.
its always gay if there's tongue
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Shadow Mod on August 18, 2013, 01:06:46 AM: Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 18, 2013, 12:51:16 AM
Yeah, but would a cowboy bother?

Depends on the Cowboy.

Cowboys seem more likely to be able to get some pussy so if that's your thing, you're probably better off pickin' that.
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: pilonv1 on August 18, 2013, 10:12:01 PM: Quote from: fistfulofmetal on August 17, 2013, 11:00:51 PM
ninjas

robots
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Your Stalker on August 18, 2013, 10:16:29 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on August 17, 2013, 10:45:08 PM
American Pirates are the navy. And everyone knows they're gay too

Does that make the navy seals ninja pirates? :ohhh
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Atramental on August 18, 2013, 10:19:52 PM: Cowboys. (http://i.imgur.com/r2XF0q0.gif)
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 18, 2013, 10:20:46 PM: Space Pirates or Space Cowboys?
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Yeti on August 18, 2013, 10:39:20 PM: Pirates and cowboys are on opposite sides of the law. You should be comparing pirates and cattle rustlers, or cowboys and merchant marines.
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: chronovore on August 18, 2013, 11:44:06 PM: PIRATE COWBOYS.
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: naff on August 21, 2013, 01:27:19 AM: Cowboy butt pirates

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4MuGQ7fHik
Title: Re: Pirates or cowboys?
Post by: Momo on August 21, 2013, 01:30:44 AM: Generally Pirates > Cowboys

specifically TGTBTW > Pirates > Cowboys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzNnCK5cd8Q