THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Diunx on August 22, 2013, 04:54:12 PM
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Specially the Onion and cream ones :lawd they are great while drinking a cold one, the jalapeņos pringles are also godtier
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You felt this was important enough to post from your phone
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(http://i.imgur.com/PgqPlLF.gif)
:jawalrus
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Where yo curleh mustache at?
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I'm not really a fan of potato chips although I can't stop eating them if someone places a bowl in front of me.
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Having some with a beer before my soul eating workday start, soooo fucking good, once you open a can you have to finish the fight :drool
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Don't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat.
I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck.
The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont fucking tell you...
Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking electron microscope
...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."
Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding.
So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow.
Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then?
So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You fucking Pringle bastards.
I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff.
The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get it all off me. So.
I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done. There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I'm clean.
That was when I discovered that after using my hand to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand came back covered in some sort of transparent grease. It was so fucking foul. The grease made water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very difficult to manage.
So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work.
You fucking Pringle bastards.
The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well, and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get it to the point where I could use it again. It took me an hour to get the fucking grease off my pucker. I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right now, but I will damned sure never eat that shit again.
Fucking Pringle bastards.
This is where the joke about "anal leakage" came from. its real. Fuck Pringles.
Copy pasting old joke :wag
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:jawalrus
Stax are weak. They're always crumbled, Lay's needs to reinforce that shit.
But yeah, Pringles are sweet. Some of the flavors are god awful but I could eat a full can of the OG flavor in like two minutes. The pizza flavor is good too.
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:teehee
I used to like Pringles, but now I realize that they existed to be replaced by the surging popularity of the superior kettle chip.
:rejoice
pepper kettle chips oh boy
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Pringles were invented by Gene Wolfe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gene_Wolfe), author of Book of the New Sun, Book of the Long Sun, Wizard Knight, etc.
Gene Wolfe > you
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This is now a potato chip thread.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4100SdOrObL.jpg)
My favorite chips ever.
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They're literally bursting out of the packet!
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(http://i.imgur.com/5gmntDy.gif)
:mouf
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Why do all American crisps look like mini poppadoms? It's not like you guys like Indians or anything.
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Did some cunt just utter the word crisp? NO. NO. NOPE. Go get monitored by CCTV you limey bastard.
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Did some cunt just utter the word crisp? NO. NO. NOPE. Go get monitored by CCTV you limey bastard.
YUP.
:american :gbcry :american
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but ... Pringles are crisps! :geoff
They were originally known as "Pringles Newfangled Potato Chips", but other snack manufacturers objected, saying Pringles failed to meet the definition of a potato "chip". The US Food and Drug Administration weighed in on the matter, and in 1975, they ruled Pringles could only use the word "chip" in their product name within the following phrase: "potato chips made from dried potatoes".[13] Faced with such an unpalatable appellation, Pringles eventually opted to rename their product potato "crisps" instead of chips. This later led to other issues in the United Kingdom, where the term potato "crisps" refers to the product Americans call potato "chips".[14]
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:whew
(http://www.krunchers.net/Portals/9/Jalapeno.gif)
:lawd
trying random kettle brands is a hobby of mine.
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Did some cunt just utter the word crisp? NO. NO. NOPE. Go get monitored by CCTV you limey bastard.
I needed to quote. The problem is with the US is that you guys were pretty much founded by a bunch of Presbyterian incestuous cannibals, who almost graduated to genocide, luckily you chose not to because you'd taken all that they had. You excelled in slavery, and had a civil war to decide who was right.
Pretty much most of you are either terminally obese, or are taking a course of Surgeon General approved anti-depressants. Race is a huge issue, but you also gave the world Air America. So it evens out in my view.
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500 Internal Server Error wtf
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Did some cunt just utter the word crisp? NO. NO. NOPE. Go get monitored by CCTV you limey bastard.
I needed to quote. The problem is with the US is that you guys were pretty much founded by a bunch of Presbyterian incestuous cannibals, who almost graduated to genocide, luckily you chose not to because you'd taken all that they had. You excelled in slavery, and had a civil war to decide who was right.
Pretty much most of you are either terminally obese, or are taking a course of Surgeon General approved anti-depressants. Race is a huge issue, but you also gave the world Air America. So it evens out in my view.
:paul :paul :paul :paul
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But it was all for you Joe.
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after kettle cooked, i cant even bother with any other chip. so flimsy, pathetic.
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after kettle cooked, i cant even bother with any other chip. so flimsy, pathetic.
pretty much, but I fucks with terra from time to time
(http://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server5500/tpbc2s65/products/55/images/58/terrachips_exotic_original8ozb__96618.1347643000.1280.1280.jpg)
:lawd expensive as fuck here tho