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Title: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: Shaka Khan on September 02, 2013, 04:37:24 PM
Last night I showed Eschaton and one of his buddies how grindr works. For teaching purposes I created a new profile, used Eschaton's photo for a profile pic, named him "Chai Latte" and picked "Take a sip" for a headline.

I woke up to three different niccas wanting to taste his hot caramel sticky buns.

Discuss.
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2013, 04:40:50 PM
Why do you know how Grindr works?
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: Shaka Khan on September 02, 2013, 04:42:28 PM
Because I'm sexually active.
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: StealthFan on September 02, 2013, 04:46:43 PM
What is Grindr?
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: Himu on September 02, 2013, 04:48:42 PM
those three niccas in that pic are the guys who want to fuck you, Esch. You're the dude on the ground in the middle, body is in comatose after that ass handling.
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: Shaka Khan on September 02, 2013, 04:52:38 PM
What is Grindr?

The quickest way to get your dick wet for free.
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2013, 04:57:29 PM
What is Grindr?

The quickest way to get your dick wet for free.

for gay dudes  :gurl
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: Shaka Khan on September 02, 2013, 05:01:53 PM
Whoa breh. It ain't only for gays.
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 02, 2013, 05:35:58 PM
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http://gawker.com/5838341/the-new-grindr-for-straight-people-will-never-work

WAY TO MISS THE POINT, STRAIGHTS

I should make an app called DTF, I'd kill it
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: StealthFan on September 02, 2013, 06:01:02 PM
What is Grindr?

The quickest way to get your dick wet for free.

for gay dudes  :gurl
I guess you'll be all about this service then? (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/5I5s8.png)
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2013, 06:08:18 PM
What is Grindr?

The quickest way to get your dick wet for free.

for gay dudes  :gurl
I guess you'll be all about this service then? (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/5I5s8.png)

breh you haven't showered since Thursday, and probably haven't gone outside all week. I could give a dude a handjob while drinking fruit flavored vodka and not catch a bigger L than you right now :heh
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: nudemacusers on September 02, 2013, 06:17:58 PM
pics of these niccas?  :whew
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: brawndolicious on September 02, 2013, 06:18:26 PM
You had to make a profile to explain it? I bet he's never heard of backpage.com either.
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: StealthFan on September 02, 2013, 06:19:03 PM
What is Grindr?

The quickest way to get your dick wet for free.

for gay dudes  :gurl
I guess you'll be all about this service then? (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/5I5s8.png)

breh you haven't showered since Thursday, and probably haven't gone outside all week. I could give a dude a handjob while drinking fruit flavored vodka and not catch a bigger L than you right now :heh
:umad
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2013, 06:20:00 PM
:sabu
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: StealthFan on September 02, 2013, 09:16:40 PM
Wait a damn minute playa you watch Downton Abbey :what
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 02, 2013, 10:16:15 PM
So do Beezy and Himuro.  It's a regular African-American epidemic on the 'bore.
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 02, 2013, 10:19:54 PM
The writers have recognized us by introducing a black character in S4 :rejoice
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: nudemacusers on September 02, 2013, 10:20:02 PM
It reminds blacks of a simpler time, where jobs were guaranteed.
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: Himu on September 03, 2013, 12:42:53 AM
downton abbey is fucking amazing
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: Himu on September 03, 2013, 12:49:52 AM
Naw, season 2 was a full on soap opera at the expense of social issues of the times, season 3 brings back social issues and is less of a soap opera. PD and I both agree, season 3 is :rejoice
Title: Re: Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 03, 2013, 03:27:19 AM
Grindr: reminding straights life is  hard since 2011