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Title: Being sick as an adult sucks Shaka dick
Post by: Himu on September 09, 2013, 12:13:18 PM
Holy fuck I would look forward to being sick or "sick" as a kid.

Fuck this.
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 09, 2013, 12:31:16 PM
Title confuses me, makes it sound like a bad thing.  :drool
Title: Re: Being sick as an adult sucks Shaka dick
Post by: Steve Youngblood on September 09, 2013, 12:45:07 PM
Eh, it depends on whether or not I can get out of responsibilities. If I've got too much going on at work where I know that I can't just call in sick and stay home, yeah, it sucks. If there's household-maintenance/parenting responsibilities that my wife can't take on completely on her own, yeah, it sucks. But sometimes I think "I wouldn't mind being so sick that I just had to lay in bed, watch TV, and nap all day." I rarely get that sick, though.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on September 09, 2013, 12:47:27 PM
You got the butt squirts or what, Himu?
Title: Re: Being sick as an adult sucks Shaka dick
Post by: Himu on September 09, 2013, 01:09:59 PM
:gurl ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

Shaka has a big dick
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Post by: nudemacusers on September 09, 2013, 01:18:16 PM
:gurl ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

Shaka has a big dick
(http://i.imgur.com/kvJYa.gif)
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Post by: G The Resurrected on September 09, 2013, 01:23:02 PM
what is it that's going around? Cause I swear everyone around me is getting sick. Someone that came to our house was inconsiderate and left butt squirt all over the back of our toilet. It took me like 40 minutes to clean that shit up.

I hate being sick, but as my health hasn't been it's greatest I'm very susceptible to being sick... It sucks.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 09, 2013, 01:31:31 PM
It sucks when I get sick. My parents watch our daughter during the day while I'm at work, so unless I'm violently ill, I suck it up and go to work (30 miles south of where we live) so she can get dropped off. I'd rather not have my wife take a day off work just because I'm sick.
Title: Re: Being sick as an adult sucks Shaka dick
Post by: Himu on September 09, 2013, 01:31:45 PM
Going to waffle house for lunch so i can hopefully pass this to someone else. i'm sorry fellow human.
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Post by: Diunx on September 09, 2013, 01:37:50 PM
Pop some pills and chill dude.
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 09, 2013, 02:05:32 PM
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Title: Re: Being sick as an adult sucks Shaka dick
Post by: hampster on September 09, 2013, 02:08:08 PM
You say sick, I say an excuse to drown my sorrows in NyQuil :zzz
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Post by: Himu on September 09, 2013, 02:16:39 PM
That was a mistake.

Waffle House is so gross, I'm pretty sure I got sicker. Whatever, time to marathon Walking Dead 400 Days.

I think that may be the last time I willingly go to a Waffle House. I'm sorry black people, but the chain is gross. Save yourself the heartache and go to IHOP.
Title: Re: Being sick as an adult sucks Shaka dick
Post by: Himu on September 09, 2013, 02:22:28 PM
At Waffle House? Yeah, I pity you, brother.

I ordered a breakfast wrap and a single waffle. The waffle tasted like nothing even with butter and syrup.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on September 09, 2013, 02:35:47 PM
If you're not too sick to go to Waffle House, you ain't that sick, faker.
Title: Re: Being sick as an adult sucks Shaka dick
Post by: Himu on September 09, 2013, 02:36:55 PM
Haha. I'm honest! I have a fever and I'm sweaty and coughing!
Title: Re: Being sick as an adult sucks Shaka dick
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 09, 2013, 03:00:49 PM
I haven't been seriously sick since I was around 13 or so.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 09, 2013, 03:28:11 PM
Haha. I'm honest! I have a fever and I'm sweaty and coughing!

Then why are you out in public?
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Post by: Eric P on September 09, 2013, 03:30:59 PM
Today I read about Yellow Fever
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_fever



Yellow fever begins after an incubation period of three to six days.[11] Most cases only cause a mild infection with fever, headache, chills, back pain, loss of appetite, nausea, and vomiting.[12] In these cases the infection lasts only three to four days.

In fifteen percent of cases, however, sufferers enter a second, toxic phase of the disease with recurring fever, this time accompanied by jaundice due to liver damage, as well as abdominal pain. Bleeding in the mouth, the eyes, and the gastrointestinal tract will cause vomit containing blood (hence the Spanish name for yellow fever, vomito negro ("black vomit").[13] The toxic phase is fatal in approximately 20% of cases, making the overall fatality rate for the disease 3% (15% * 20%).[14] In severe epidemics, the mortality may exceed 50%.[15]

you bleed from all your soft tissues!  Genitals!  Eyes!  Mouth!  Butthole!

You puke up your stomach lining!

Title: Re: Being sick as an adult sucks Shaka dick
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 09, 2013, 03:34:35 PM
Himuro, do you have the vomito negro?
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Post by: Rufus on September 09, 2013, 03:37:11 PM
The internet must be hell for hypochondriacs.
Title: Re: Being sick as an adult sucks Shaka dick
Post by: Himu on September 09, 2013, 03:57:21 PM
Haha. I'm honest! I have a fever and I'm sweaty and coughing!

Then why are you out in public?

I just wanted brunch, man, and I can't be assed to cook. Can't hate the playa.
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Post by: Eli Gulgin on September 09, 2013, 04:39:39 PM
I'm sick too and can't take time off from school :'( Fuck being sick and having to do stuff.
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Post by: Yeti on September 09, 2013, 06:20:58 PM
Sucking Shaka dick, going to waffle house. You make being sick sound glamorous and fun.
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Post by: hampster on September 10, 2013, 11:47:07 PM
My kid has been back at school for a week and is already sick (wasn't sick at all over the summer). Which means I'll be sick in a day or two :'(

Fuck germs and the dirty little school children who incubate them