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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cerveza mas fina on September 09, 2013, 01:52:04 PM

Title: Ill be homeless in two weeks
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 09, 2013, 01:52:04 PM: Cancelled the lease on my place, but no new place yet.

Went to view two places, but we didn't get them. Went to view a third one, gone once we got there.

Were getting a smaller place to save money, but if we have to stay in a hotel we won't save squat!
Title: Re: Ill be homeless in two weeks
Post by: demi on September 09, 2013, 01:54:14 PM: Set up a webcam show, I'll pay
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Post by: Steve Contra on September 09, 2013, 01:54:23 PM: Seems like a well thought through plan.
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Post by: Diunx on September 09, 2013, 01:54:53 PM: Well this wasn't as dramatic as I was expecting it to be.
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 09, 2013, 01:58:03 PM: Hostel?
Title: Re: Ill be homeless in two weeks
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 09, 2013, 01:59:32 PM: Did I actually post this thread? Oops.

Oh well. It seemed like a month was enough time to find a new place. Now with two weeks to go...UGH

Might end up in a B and B for a few days or so.
Title: Re: Ill be homeless in two weeks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 09, 2013, 02:00:51 PM: At least you have ~~chicken~~ motorcycle
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 09, 2013, 02:28:52 PM: Why would you cancel a lease without finding another place first?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on September 09, 2013, 02:34:06 PM: If you ever, ever need a place to crash for a while, feel free...to call someone else.
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Post by: Himu on September 09, 2013, 02:35:17 PM: Why did you cancel a lease without having another place to stay?
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Post by: king of the internet on September 09, 2013, 04:47:24 PM: FYI pizza shacks basically throw out fresh pies at the end of the night. Get the drop on that dumpster before the other hobos and you might find a hot one.
Title: Re: Ill be homeless in two weeks
Post by: StealthFan on September 09, 2013, 04:56:38 PM: Same here, but it'll be October 4th. My landlord was being a cocksucker so I gave my 30 days notice. I got nothing lined up, and actually don't care too much.

Being homeless only sucks ass when it isn't temporary. Otherwise you're just sleeping in an alley/behind businesses/the bushes for a little bit.
Title: Re: Ill be homeless in two weeks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 09, 2013, 05:21:17 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on September 09, 2013, 02:35:17 PM
Why did you cancel a lease without having another place to stay?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVSjCvGFMnM
Title: Re: Ill be homeless in two weeks
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 09, 2013, 05:21:28 PM: Well its hard to find anything here a month in advance, no one is going to hold an apartment for you for a month.

If you cancel your lease mid month you basicly paid half a month for nothing.

If you move out at months end you lose your deposit.

Basicly moving is a lose lose situation.
Title: Re: Ill be homeless in two weeks
Post by: Barry Egan on September 09, 2013, 05:23:56 PM: Quote from: king of the internet on September 09, 2013, 04:47:24 PM
FYI pizza shacks basically throw out fresh pies at the end of the night. Get the drop on that dumpster before the other hobos and you might find a hot one.

(http://i.imgur.com/ue34iut.gif)
Title: Re: Ill be homeless in two weeks
Post by: brawndolicious on September 09, 2013, 06:35:49 PM: If you live in a college town, you might have to look into some illegal sublets.
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Post by: Himu on September 09, 2013, 06:43:46 PM: Quote from: Premium Lager on September 09, 2013, 05:21:28 PM
Well its hard to find anything here a month in advance, no one is going to hold an apartment for you for a month.

If you cancel your lease mid month you basicly paid half a month for nothing.

If you move out at months end you lose your deposit.

Basicly moving is a lose lose situation.

but if you pay the lease you'll still have a place to live while you continue to look. that's a win, not a loss. :what
Title: Re: Ill be homeless in two weeks
Post by: Positive Touch on September 09, 2013, 06:45:26 PM: i dont think it counts as homeless if you can afford to stay in a fucking bed and breakfast
Title: Re: Ill be homeless in two weeks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 09, 2013, 08:18:22 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on September 09, 2013, 06:45:26 PM
i dont think it counts as homeless if you can afford to stay in a fucking bed and breakfast

(http://hipster-glasses.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/8.gif)
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Post by: Himu on September 09, 2013, 10:03:39 PM: Who went to a bed and breakfast?
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 09, 2013, 11:30:19 PM: you can stay with me. you can ride one of my bikes

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to the dumpster. :nsfanyone :phil
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Title: Re: Ill be homeless in two weeks
Post by: StealthFan on September 10, 2013, 02:31:46 AM: Quote from: king of the internet on September 09, 2013, 04:47:24 PM
FYI pizza shacks basically throw out fresh pies at the end of the night. Get the drop on that dumpster before the other hobos and you might find a hot one.

:whoo

Quote from: Positive Touch on September 09, 2013, 06:45:26 PM
i dont think it counts as homeless if you can afford to stay in a fucking bed and breakfast

Yeah I laughed when he mentioned a hotel. I don't want to be the uppity former bum and all that but that ain't really homeless nicca (http://i.imgur.com/Z4fh9nZ.png)
Title: Re: Ill be homeless in two weeks
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 10, 2013, 02:39:17 AM: Ok ok homeless might be a slight dramatisation of the fact.
Title: Re: Ill be homeless in two weeks
Post by: nudemacusers on September 10, 2013, 02:40:48 AM: What is a home anyway? If home is where the heart is, aren't we all a little homeless, inside? :tocry
Title: Re: Ill be homeless in two weeks
Post by: Positive Touch on September 10, 2013, 07:51:07 AM: "uppity former bum" :dead
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2013, 09:07:07 AM: I can just imagine Kosmo sitting out on the curb with a bum, discussing the ills of austerity and the best place to acquire fresh dumpster food. Then Mrs. Kosmo rides up in the car, Kosmo tells the bum he'll see him tomorrow, and he gets in the back seat as they drive off to a bed & breakfast.
Title: Re: Ill be homeless in two weeks
Post by: StealthFan on September 10, 2013, 02:35:52 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on September 10, 2013, 07:51:07 AM
"uppity former bum" :dead
:heh

I don't want to be one of those dudes that acts like an expert on a subject.
Title: Re: Ill be homeless in two weeks
Post by: Tasty on September 10, 2013, 02:45:32 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on September 10, 2013, 02:40:48 AM
What is a home anyway? If home is where the heart is, aren't we all a little homeless, inside? :tocry

This is a legit awesome quote, btw.