THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: The Sceneman on September 10, 2013, 04:49:34 PM

Title: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: The Sceneman on September 10, 2013, 04:49:34 PM
It's real hard to keep shit to 21 characters! Currently my motto is some obscure Escape from New York quote and needs an upgrade.

Help!
Title: Re: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 10, 2013, 04:51:59 PM
"PS4 handle: xxxxxxxxx"
Title: Re: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: Himu on September 10, 2013, 04:52:59 PM
"Leper Me."
Title: Re: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 10, 2013, 04:54:31 PM
"Gay for Kinect"
Title: Re: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: MCD on September 10, 2013, 04:55:01 PM
"Please buy a Windows Phone!"
Title: Re: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: demi on September 10, 2013, 04:56:49 PM
This is my bio

Quote
My ultimate fantasy is to have us tied with leather belts to pipes like Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton at the end of the movie Twister and have our feet being sucked up into the vortex while we are doing that we can JO to climax into the vortex. Obviously this is impossible and dangerous to attempt so I would be ok with just JO looking at a tornado.
Title: Re: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 10, 2013, 05:00:19 PM
Bores Before Slores™
Title: Re: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 10, 2013, 05:48:59 PM
Jesus Didn't Tapout

(http://i.ebayimg.com/t/WHITE-Vinyl-Decal-Jesus-didnt-tapout-fun-christian-tap-out-fight-faith-/00/s/MzM2WDQ4OA==/$(KGrHqNHJFYE916((ciPBPefv1R1J!~~60_35.JPG)
Title: Re: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: The Sceneman on September 10, 2013, 06:18:35 PM
Is lewd stuff automatically flagged?
Title: Re: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: demi on September 10, 2013, 06:25:14 PM
If you play online I believe you will get flagged at some point.
Title: Re: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: Trent Dole on September 10, 2013, 07:09:50 PM
PINGAS!
Is clearly the only choice here.
Title: Re: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: chronovore on September 10, 2013, 07:59:32 PM
I've played things you people wouldn't believe.
(http://i.imgur.com/SrGh4tk.jpg)

Ack, too long, said the actress to the vicar. How about "ill-kempt and ill-tempered"?
Title: Re: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 10, 2013, 08:05:24 PM
"part of the problem"

"dirtperson"

"fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow"
Title: Re: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: pilonv1 on September 10, 2013, 08:34:34 PM
average woman fetish
Title: Re: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: thisismyusername on September 10, 2013, 09:41:29 PM
If you play online I believe you will get flagged at some point.

Only if someone reports you. MS's po-po doesn't monitor everything.
Title: Re: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: demi on September 10, 2013, 09:50:15 PM
I got flagged at some point for having "lookin for anus hogs" as my motto -- and I got randomly disconnected/banned while playing Tomb Raider Underworld
Title: Re: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 10, 2013, 09:55:09 PM
Yeah, hard to tap out when your arms are nailed to a tree
Title: Re: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 10, 2013, 10:52:52 PM
Jesus begged for his life and you know it.

 :badass
Title: Re: I need a new Xbox motto
Post by: chronovore on September 11, 2013, 08:22:01 PM
Anal bleach applicator