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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Huff on September 13, 2013, 11:23:00 AM

Title: Dudes have wandering hands
Post by: Huff on September 13, 2013, 11:23:00 AM: Crashed in a buddys bed last night after the bars last night. He's gay and very feely

Now I feel bad for all the girls I've shared beds with just to sleep and molested
Title: Re: Dudes have wandering hands
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 13, 2013, 11:25:37 AM: Molesting is not a joke.
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Post by: Huff on September 13, 2013, 11:27:23 AM: #wetblanket
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Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 13, 2013, 11:28:04 AM: Did you wake up with stained undies?
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Post by: brob on September 13, 2013, 11:49:10 AM: Did you wake up with undies?
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Post by: demi on September 13, 2013, 11:56:27 AM: Did you like it? You gotta admit, that comfort is nice to have.
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Post by: Huff on September 13, 2013, 12:09:09 PM: I let it go until the mouth started getting involved. Then I moved to the couch
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 13, 2013, 12:19:00 PM: Your friend is the reason most straight dudes are afraid of gay dudes.
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Post by: Polari on September 13, 2013, 12:20:30 PM: So basically you got sexually assaulted?
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Post by: Polari on September 13, 2013, 12:20:51 PM: By a dude no less.
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Post by: Huff on September 13, 2013, 12:22:20 PM: Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 13, 2013, 12:19:00 PM
Your friend is the reason most straight dudes are afraid of gay dudes.

I took it as don't sleep in the same bed with a very drunk dude. We are going to try to fuck you
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Post by: demi on September 13, 2013, 12:38:47 PM: But you're saying there's a chance? You would let him trace your name with his tounge on the tip?
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Post by: Tasty on September 13, 2013, 12:54:22 PM: Quote from: Huff on September 13, 2013, 12:22:20 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 13, 2013, 12:19:00 PM
Your friend is the reason most straight dudes are afraid of gay dudes.

I took it as don't sleep in the same bed with a very drunk dude. We are going to try to fuck you

So why didn't you go through with it? :phil
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Post by: Diunx on September 13, 2013, 01:02:58 PM: Did you at least let him suck you off?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on September 13, 2013, 01:05:38 PM: Huff: "Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?"
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Post by: Brehvolution on September 13, 2013, 01:29:07 PM: "Laying in bed with a gay dude doesn't mean I want to fuck." :yeshrug
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on September 13, 2013, 01:31:32 PM: Relax, he's just trying to kick it
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 13, 2013, 01:45:19 PM: Isn't Huff in a frat?
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Post by: Huff on September 13, 2013, 03:02:14 PM: I was in undergrad
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Post by: Huff on September 13, 2013, 03:02:51 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 13, 2013, 01:05:38 PM
Huff: "Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?"

It's a nice cock
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Post by: Robo on September 13, 2013, 05:22:50 PM: There's an open couch available and you opted to share a bed. Scanners indicate Bebpo-levels of cluelessness.
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Post by: demi on September 13, 2013, 05:26:48 PM: Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 13, 2013, 12:19:00 PM
Your friend is the reason most straight dudes are afraid of gay dudes.

Most dudes like that can fuck you better than any bitch. Be scared.
Title: Re: Dudes have wandering hands
Post by: Huff on September 13, 2013, 07:46:22 PM: Quote from: Robo on September 13, 2013, 05:22:50 PM
There's an open couch available and you opted to share a bed. Scanners indicate Bebpo-levels of cluelessness.

People were still up drinking. Bed was empty at the time
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Post by: etiolate on September 13, 2013, 09:54:49 PM: gee way to friendzone him, asshole
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 13, 2013, 11:14:39 PM: Quote from: Robo on September 13, 2013, 05:22:50 PM
There's an open couch available and you opted to share a bed. Scanners indicate Bebpo-levels of cluelessness.

(http://i.imgur.com/UEqSQ3m.gif)
Title: Re: Dudes have wandering hands
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 14, 2013, 12:00:01 PM: Quote from: Robo on September 13, 2013, 05:22:50 PM
There's an open couch available and you opted to share a bed. Scanners indicate Bebpo-levels of cluelessness.

Or a Shaka-level of cock thirstiness.
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Post by: davepoobond on September 14, 2013, 01:32:38 PM: :-[
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Post by: Your Stalker on September 14, 2013, 02:26:15 PM: I'm here for you whenever you decide to come out to your parents.