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Title: Vodka sucks
Post by: Himu on September 14, 2013, 10:14:35 PM
Vodka is for people who only drink to get fucked up and have no account for taste or enjoying an alcoholic beverage or mixing it in something to get fucked up. I can drink any other alcohol straight and like it. Oh great you want to get some vodka on the rocks? Go ahead you bad girl you.

God. Fucking vodka. I only like it in stuff like white Russians where I can sit and enjoy the drink and not feel this crappy lack of taste and burning sensation.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: etiolate on September 14, 2013, 10:19:19 PM
Have you tried Grey Goose or Russian Standard?
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 14, 2013, 10:35:04 PM
puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Shaka Khan on September 14, 2013, 10:38:12 PM
puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

I don't think that works on Himu anymore.

Edit: Unless this is positive reinforcement.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Shadow Mod on September 14, 2013, 10:39:24 PM
Vodka + Arizona Mucho Mango

 :rejoice

Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 14, 2013, 10:45:00 PM
Himu have you ever had Hanger One? I've had many vodka's and it's the only one I'll drink straight. They have a citron that's made with Budha's hand and it's amazing. It's produced locally here in california and it's well worth the price. They also make the best gins ever! I can't drink now so blah...
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Polari on September 14, 2013, 10:53:42 PM
Never had much of a taste for it myself (I think we burned ourselves out on the cheapest nastiest stuff between the ages of 12-14), but my grandfather used to love the shit.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: king of the internet on September 14, 2013, 11:04:28 PM
Straight vodka is a one way trip to gag-town for me, but I can appreciate it as a component in some mixed drinks. It's neutral enogh to work with a lot of different shit. Without vodka we wouldn't have bloody mary's.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 14, 2013, 11:08:24 PM
I cut my hard alcohol teeth on drinking paint remover quality vodka when I was a teenager.  Shit was so rank that you needed to mix it with something to keep it down.  My preference was grapefruit juice.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/33/Hawkeye_vodka.jpg)
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 14, 2013, 11:17:01 PM
Things vodka is good for:
chem lab solvent
disinfectant
impromptu civil disobedience incendiary
pasta sauce
cleaning bongs
keeping the russian population down

Things vodka is bad for:
consumption

no love for white russians?
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Himu on September 14, 2013, 11:23:09 PM
I have never seen anything to sway me away from the idea that vodka is for teenagers and college students but I'm all ears.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Positive Touch on September 14, 2013, 11:28:10 PM
vodka is the warmth that keeps the darkness away on those long lonely nights you wussies

you keep drinking and drinking til you learn to love it, dammit, and then you will understand its magic powers
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Positive Touch on September 14, 2013, 11:31:57 PM
I wish I had some stoli  :(
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: naff on September 14, 2013, 11:41:07 PM
why vodka when gin?
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Diunx on September 14, 2013, 11:47:34 PM
Vodka is great and himuro is wrong.

Please like this post.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Himu on September 14, 2013, 11:49:19 PM
Gin is everything vodka isn't.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Positive Touch on September 14, 2013, 11:51:55 PM
vodka mixes with a hell off a lot more; don't limit yourselves
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Diunx on September 15, 2013, 12:02:14 AM
Gin is everything vodka isn't.

They are both great.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: brawndolicious on September 15, 2013, 12:37:24 AM
It's good for finishing fruit juice. Well at least that's the only reason I drink juice.

Otherwise, it's just nice for pregaming.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Shadow Mod on September 15, 2013, 12:42:28 AM
Drinking cran + vodka right now.

 :patel
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Huff on September 15, 2013, 02:25:43 AM
Bloody Mary's are better with gin
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Himu on September 15, 2013, 02:36:27 AM
Attention white russian drinkers:

Next time you are in the mood for a white russian, drink an Alexander. Then never let vodka touch your lips again. You can even make bloody marys with gin!

sweet lord have mercy
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: archnemesis on September 15, 2013, 02:50:10 AM
Chilled vodka is pretty awesome as it is. No need to ruin it by adding a bunch of sugar and milk.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 15, 2013, 04:11:38 AM
Vodka is shit tier liquor, that much is true.  I hate gin too, though.

In fact, these days I pretty much only drink bourbon or scotch.  Clear liquor is for people who hate liquor.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 15, 2013, 11:08:46 AM
You're not supposed to TASTE vodka you fucking ignorant westerners.

You're supposed to drink it ice cold from a shot glass in one go, no taste. If you taste vodka, you're doing it wrong.

I had a great discussion about this many times with other people from the east like Russians and we laugh are asses off about people saying it tastes bad  :lol
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Himu on September 15, 2013, 11:11:32 AM
You're not supposed to TASTE vodka you fucking ignorant westerners.

You're supposed to drink it ice cold from a shot glass in one go, no taste. If you taste vodka, you're doing it wrong.

Confirmed worst alcohol.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Himu on September 15, 2013, 11:13:32 AM
i'm not even sure why himuro cares about the taste of what she's drinking, she's become such an alcoholic

Naw, two days of drinking in a week isn't alcoholism. It doesn't impact my day to day in any way and I often go weeks, months without drinking. I've just had a rough week and decided to unwind. However whenever I do drink, normally it is just one glass of the stuff, and it is to relax and enjoy for taste.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 15, 2013, 11:44:21 AM
I read an article that talked about the vodka makers in Brooklyn who are distilling this shit to make it taste better.
I want to try it.

http://narrative.ly/drinking-buddies/the-great-brooklyn-vodka-experiment/
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Tasty on September 15, 2013, 01:15:43 PM
i'm not even sure why himuro cares about the taste of what she's drinking, she's become such an alcoholic

I don't have a problem!

Step 1: Denial
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Himu on September 15, 2013, 01:45:26 PM
Coming from you that's rich.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 15, 2013, 03:16:42 PM
I'm with Lager on this one.  Vodka is shit tier liquor, this much is true, but I thought it was always supposed to be shit tier, ala moonshine.

I've been off hard liquor for pretty much a year.  Wine and high gravity beers for me.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Huff on September 15, 2013, 03:17:56 PM
I take it youve never had moonshine
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 15, 2013, 03:37:45 PM
I have had moonshine, and I hated it.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Fifstar on September 15, 2013, 04:51:42 PM
Got drunk on Moscow Mule yesterday, shit is great. Admittedly, it's mainly the ginger beer that makes it but I don't see anything wrong with drinking and getting drunk with somethink that tastes great because of the non alcoholic ingriedients.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Verdigris Murder on September 15, 2013, 05:16:06 PM
I think black people as a general rule, get a pretty shit deal in the USA. And the vodka they're probably used to is more than likely shitty quality. Who's faults that?

Probably either the Jews or the Koreans.

Gin & Vodka are experiencing a huge renaissance here in the UK. Black Cow vodka and The Botanist gin are fine examples.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Himu on September 15, 2013, 05:24:14 PM
If you don't like vodka then there is no place for you in man's world.

Himuro, I have a good message for you:

your feminization is now fully complete! Congrats!

Actually, vodka is very popular with women because it's "low calorie" and "low carb" and doesn't leave you stinking like alcohol. So vodka is a woman's drink.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Himu on September 15, 2013, 05:26:35 PM
How's them apples, Borys? How do you like vodka now, you woman? Does it feel good to base something people consume around gender constructs?

You fucking pussy.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Fifstar on September 15, 2013, 05:34:11 PM
Istn't Grasovska polish? One of my favorites, and actually has a taste of it's own.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Shadow Mod on September 15, 2013, 05:34:49 PM
Also himu, girl, some of the best liqueurs have a vodka base so you're drinking it sometimes anyway =p.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 15, 2013, 05:48:11 PM
Using Absolut as a defense for vodka?

Borys pls
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Himu on September 15, 2013, 05:48:45 PM
Its widely known in america that vodka is the choice of beverage for women, figgurts, teenagers with no money, and black dudes at clubs.

Borys lost

(http://media.tumblr.com/c887a4d8e9c6fe8522602b3a1de67465/tumblr_inline_moyd1zId7R1qz4rgp.gif)
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Himu on September 15, 2013, 05:51:33 PM
Also himu, girl, some of the best liqueurs have a vodka base so you're drinking it sometimes anyway =p.

I know that. But every fucking liquor type is good for mixing with the exception of beer for obvious reasons. This doesn't make vodka special or any less shit or liqueurs any less delicious. Also, as Biz said you can order liqueur like drinks that contain no vodka.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Tasty on September 15, 2013, 08:36:32 PM

Its widely known in america that vodka is the choice of beverage for women, figgurts, teenagers with no money, and black dudes at clubs.

Borys lost

oh well shit, if fucking *america* says so

:lol
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Rufus on September 15, 2013, 10:35:12 PM
Moonshine with fruit in it >>>>>
Haven't had it in forever, but yes:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slivovica

My uncle makes his own. :mynicca
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Positive Touch on September 15, 2013, 11:37:25 PM
Its widely known in america that vodka is the choice of beverage for women, figgurts, teenagers with no money, and black dudes at clubs.

Borys lost

yer breakin my heart here. next time we get drunk im force feeding you & shaka this and uploading the results here:

(http://i.imgur.com/Th8gcGH.png)
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Raban on September 16, 2013, 02:30:42 AM
:mouf
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Himu on September 16, 2013, 02:51:11 AM
Slap him in the face next time you see him Esch
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 16, 2013, 04:05:48 AM
:bow (http://abload.de/img/wzgmyuxs.jpg)


:bow :bow2

BORYS  :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Shadow Mod on September 16, 2013, 03:25:56 PM
kinda looking like people from northern climates vs people from warmer places

i wonder if that has anything to do with it

Keep sulking in your hot toddy.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Barry Egan on September 16, 2013, 03:51:41 PM
vodka sauce though?  :lawd
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Steve Contra on September 16, 2013, 03:55:21 PM
Vodka is terrible, Himu is absolutely right on this one.  Bububububububu Polish people and Russians drink it.  Great argument.
Title: Re: Vodka sucks
Post by: Positive Touch on September 16, 2013, 06:50:23 PM
 :lol

get outta here, fancypants wino