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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 10, 2013, 06:32:01 PM

Title: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 10, 2013, 06:32:01 PM: (http://www.gamestop.com/gs/weeklyad/current/100913/img/olfsi_100913-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Xbox One: We WON'T Watch You Pee (Unless You're Into That)
Post by: Himu on October 10, 2013, 06:33:00 PM: whew thankfully gamestop is here to tell me the facts
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: Takao on October 10, 2013, 06:43:58 PM: i dont piss where i play games anyways
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: MCD on October 10, 2013, 06:47:10 PM: The American people do not get to demand a ransom for doing their jobs. You don’t get a chance to call your bank and say, ‘I’m not going to pay my mortgage this month unless you throw in a new car and an Xbox.’

(http://i.imgur.com/AtEBEnX.jpg)
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 10, 2013, 08:16:59 PM: If it's not gonna watch me pee I don't want it
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 10, 2013, 08:18:02 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on October 10, 2013, 08:16:59 PM
If it's not gonna watch me pee I don't want it

The pee watching is optional.
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 10, 2013, 08:31:36 PM: For me, or for the Kinect?
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: pilonv1 on October 10, 2013, 08:32:20 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on October 10, 2013, 06:33:00 PM
whew thankfully gamestop took some money from microsoft to tell me the facts as microsoft wants you to hear it
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: thisismyusername on October 10, 2013, 08:49:47 PM: Quote from: Takao on October 10, 2013, 06:43:58 PM
i dont piss where i play games anyways

Yet you have a handheld. :gurl Who are you foolin'?
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 10, 2013, 09:22:40 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 10, 2013, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on October 10, 2013, 08:16:59 PM
If it's not gonna watch me pee I don't want it

The pee watching is optional.

If it really loved me, it wouldn't let me turn it off.
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: The Sceneman on October 10, 2013, 09:44:01 PM: Quote from: MCD on October 10, 2013, 06:47:10 PM
The American people do not get to demand a ransom for doing their jobs. You don’t get a chance to call your bank and say, ‘I’m not going to pay my mortgage this month unless you throw in a new car and an Xbox.’

(http://i.imgur.com/AtEBEnX.jpg)

I'm not gonna lie, when I first read that Obama quote, a single tear rolled down my cheek.

Also, we really need that Master Chief xbox flag animated gif emote here. Was it from OA originally? Can someone post it so I can save it to my photobucket?
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 10, 2013, 09:48:52 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 10, 2013, 09:22:40 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 10, 2013, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on October 10, 2013, 08:16:59 PM
If it's not gonna watch me pee I don't want it

The pee watching is optional.

If it really loved me, it wouldn't let me turn it off.

It's down for whatever, man.
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: Takao on October 10, 2013, 11:07:55 PM: Quote from: thisismyusername on October 10, 2013, 08:49:47 PM
Quote from: Takao on October 10, 2013, 06:43:58 PM
i dont piss where i play games anyways

Yet you have a handheld. :gurl Who are you foolin'?

I'm an efficient pisser
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: Powerslave on October 13, 2013, 01:12:24 PM: Do people still pee in front of their tv though? I thought most people stopped doing that a few years ago.
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: thisismyusername on October 13, 2013, 08:07:08 PM: Quote from: Takao on October 10, 2013, 11:07:55 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on October 10, 2013, 08:49:47 PM
Quote from: Takao on October 10, 2013, 06:43:58 PM
i dont piss where i play games anyways

Yet you have a handheld. :gurl Who are you foolin'?

I'm an efficient pisser

I'd ask for proof but I'm sure the X-box will do that for me. ;)
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: cool breeze on October 20, 2013, 06:54:15 PM: Quote from: pilonv1 on October 10, 2013, 08:32:20 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on October 10, 2013, 06:33:00 PM
whew thankfully gamestop took some money from microsoft to tell me the facts as microsoft wants you to hear it

microsoft cut out the middleman

(http://i.imgur.com/mGEDIk5.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/VSVRmoq.jpg)
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: Raban on October 20, 2013, 06:57:14 PM: :bow Microsoft

Can we make an official thread for betting money on next-gen sales performance this holiday? I'm craving some real salt spilled over the new hardware.
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: Trent Dole on October 20, 2013, 07:10:01 PM: They'll both be sold out all holiday season.
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: The Sceneman on October 20, 2013, 07:24:03 PM: GET MORE FACTS
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: Raban on October 20, 2013, 07:24:22 PM: Still tho, the numbers :noah
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: Himu on October 20, 2013, 09:49:20 PM: Thankfully I can get the FACTS at xbox.com
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: AdmiralViscen on October 20, 2013, 10:29:00 PM: I saw that sign in person last week and shook my head. Pathetic. How do they expect to sell their console at a hundred dollar premium if they are downplaying its only unique quality?

Also lol at a DS lite being the same cost as a Wii that launched at double the price in the same year. Gg nintendo
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: Raban on October 20, 2013, 11:17:23 PM: Quote from: AdmiralViscen on October 20, 2013, 10:29:00 PM
Alsklolat a DS life being the a me cost as a Wii that launched at double the price in the same year. Gg nintendo
I think you just unleashed your inner Raperman :lol
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: Sho Nuff on October 21, 2013, 03:45:48 AM: Microsoft's last GET THE FACTS campaign worked so well too

http://www.techhive.com/article/120301/article.html (http://www.techhive.com/article/120301/article.html)

Why is it that whenever a giant corporation insists that I get the facts, it always reeks of the most rank bullshit
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: cool breeze on October 21, 2013, 02:09:15 PM: it can be funny when it's a failure of marketing. problem with xbox one is that microsoft changed the facts after its two largest venues.

I don't understand this kinect business now and reading the gaf thread didn't help. It goes: Kinect isn't required > Why is it included? > Developers can count on owners having kinect > So it is required? > No > So why is it included?
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: tiesto on October 21, 2013, 10:29:38 PM: I was at Columbus Circle today and MS had a small kiosk there, and under glass was an Xbone. It's a lot smaller than I expected... especially after the hulking beasts that were Xbox and 360.
Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
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Title: Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
Post by: Rahxephon91 on October 22, 2013, 01:06:57 AM: Quote from: Powerslave on October 22, 2013, 12:30:40 AM
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