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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on October 15, 2013, 09:01:57 PM

Title: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Himu on October 15, 2013, 09:01:57 PM: How long will I have electricity? Will The Voice still be on? Should I move to the country or try to find a shelter? Is anyone willing to buy sexual services from me?
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 15, 2013, 09:03:04 PM: Have you seen This is the End yet? Basically, your best bet is to be Danny McBride's love gimp.
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 15, 2013, 09:07:02 PM: You should probably gather up your best buds and raid the local Wal-Mart now to make sure that you're prepared for Thursday morning's apocalypse.
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 15, 2013, 09:07:51 PM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 15, 2013, 09:07:02 PM
You should probably gather up your best buds and raid the local Wal-Mart now to make sure that you're prepared for Thursday morning's apocalypse.

But I don't have an EBT card. :'(
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Himu on October 15, 2013, 09:08:48 PM: Van cruncheon let me stay in your house. If not that, TVc. Plz.
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Himu on October 15, 2013, 09:11:24 PM: Quote from: The Business on October 15, 2013, 09:08:06 PM
You'll probably be outgunned at Wal-Mart now. Should have gone last week. I'm setting booby traps as we speak.

Oh yeah? Wal mart is still stocked. I went this morning for an egg salad with lettuce and an apple for breakfast. The masses won't know about the fall of civilization until it is too late. I'll be going tomorrow night in the wee hours of the morning to stock up on toilet paper and Twinkies. Twinkies can last how long? I need to know so I can buy a certain amount.

At the very least the green party will finally stop sending me stupid ass emails. You take the good with the bad.
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 15, 2013, 09:25:27 PM: I'm calling this Th3 Gr3at D3pression
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 15, 2013, 09:26:16 PM: Great Depression: GOP Drift
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Himu on October 15, 2013, 09:26:59 PM: Business let me be your second wife.
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 15, 2013, 10:09:21 PM: Real talk- I cleaned my guns yesterday. Uh, no reason.
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: fistfulofmetal on October 15, 2013, 10:11:41 PM: buy a ps4
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: chronovore on October 15, 2013, 10:23:49 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 15, 2013, 09:26:16 PM
Great Depression: GOP Drift

Brilliant.
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 15, 2013, 10:40:12 PM: I prefer "Republican Drift" but yeah that's correct
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 15, 2013, 10:44:31 PM: Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 15, 2013, 10:40:12 PM
I prefer "Republican Drift" but yeah that's correct

I wasn't sold on GOP, but I just wanted to throw it out there.
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 15, 2013, 10:45:32 PM: I don't think this sequel is playing in Canada.
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 15, 2013, 10:59:37 PM: This is acceptable if Jackie chan is made viceroy.
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 15, 2013, 11:05:32 PM: Shiiiit. China will be more concerned with consolidating power in their own neighborhood.

No, Arvie. Enjoy this winter, because come spring/summer the hardened slaver/cannibal/rape gangs are coming up north for fresh stock. When they hear you have two assholes, they'll make sure to do what's right with you.
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 15, 2013, 11:14:47 PM: In the new world, beer is the currency and I will be king.
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 15, 2013, 11:20:37 PM: The first thing China is doing is annexing Japan and enslaving everyone there. Old grudges run long. Sorry, Japan-bore.
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 15, 2013, 11:25:02 PM: Quote from: The Business on October 15, 2013, 11:15:11 PM
Because you brew it and grow your own malt and hops and have access to a fresh water source?

Yes, no, yes, and yes.

You haven't seen my garage, have you?
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Yeti on October 15, 2013, 11:25:20 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 15, 2013, 10:44:31 PM
Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 15, 2013, 10:40:12 PM
I prefer "Republican Drift" but yeah that's correct

I wasn't sold on GOP, but I just wanted to throw it out there.

Tea-kyo Drift?
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 15, 2013, 11:31:05 PM: Great Depression III: The Final Conflict (lol, j/k)
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 15, 2013, 11:38:55 PM: Quote from: Yeti on October 15, 2013, 11:25:20 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 15, 2013, 10:44:31 PM
Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 15, 2013, 10:40:12 PM
I prefer "Republican Drift" but yeah that's correct

I wasn't sold on GOP, but I just wanted to throw it out there.

Tea-kyo Drift?

:dead
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: drew on October 15, 2013, 11:59:15 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on October 15, 2013, 09:01:57 PM
Will The Voice still be on?

Amurica in a nutshell right here
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: Himu on October 16, 2013, 12:03:54 AM: Quote from: Yeti on October 15, 2013, 11:25:20 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 15, 2013, 10:44:31 PM
Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on October 15, 2013, 10:40:12 PM
I prefer "Republican Drift" but yeah that's correct

I wasn't sold on GOP, but I just wanted to throw it out there.

Tea-kyo Drift?

:rofl :dead
Title: Re: lets vote on how to survive 2 Great 2 Depressing: The Sequel
Post by: brawndolicious on October 16, 2013, 03:02:26 AM: Just stock up on cigarettes and porn mags and make sure to you fill back up any potty holes you dig.

Or don't do the last two if you can get your hands on a pig.