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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on October 18, 2013, 08:27:51 PM

Title: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 18, 2013, 08:27:51 PM
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/tea-party

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At least that's Tea Party Unity leader Rick Scarborough's thinking, who suggested Friday that conservative activists should take a page from campaigns against Big Tobacco and file a “class action lawsuit” against homosexuality.

This aggression will not stand, man.
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: Steve Contra on October 18, 2013, 08:31:12 PM
That would certainly be a long, hard trial
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: Steve Contra on October 18, 2013, 08:32:09 PM
The judge would really need to keep an eye out for backroom shenanigans
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: Steve Contra on October 18, 2013, 08:32:45 PM
And honestly I think it would blow up in the Tea Party's face
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: brawndolicious on October 18, 2013, 08:34:58 PM
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"Yeah I think that’s great," LaBarbera responded. "I would love to see it. We always wanted to see one of the kid in high school who was counseled by the official school counselor to just be gay, then he comes down with HIV. But we never really got the client for that."

You should make sure to sue missionaries in Africa as well.
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: hampster on October 18, 2013, 08:47:57 PM
If only we implemented tort reform when we had the chance :fbm
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: DCharlieJP on October 18, 2013, 09:39:21 PM
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and file a “class action lawsuit” against homosexuality.

and i want to take a class action lawsuit against stupid people ... can i do that? I mean - i'm much more offended by stupidity than i am homosexuality etc. So ... can i open up the gates?

For all this "war on christmas/jesus" - i am at the point where we -should- instigate that conflict. I believe it really is a fundamental discussion we should have regarding removing the last remnants of the dark ages of "science" from humanity.  In this i am really throwing religion a bone here : i'm considering it a fossil of the scientific method before the scientific method was described : the only way primitive humans could explain what was going on was via some magical wizard who made everything work. The Scientific Method should have removed this as an idea - however, it's an anomaly that has escaped the cracks and grown to be a huge bulk of junk code in our world that needs to be boxed off and depricated.

Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 18, 2013, 09:49:22 PM
goddamit steve  :lol
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: Himu on October 18, 2013, 10:19:56 PM
what does this even mean
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: Himu on October 18, 2013, 10:22:33 PM
where do these guys throw cheeseburgers in their little categories?
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 18, 2013, 10:28:47 PM
That would certainly be a long, hard trial
The judge would really need to keep an eye out for backroom shenanigans
And honestly I think it would blow up in the Tea Party's face

No reference to "ramming homosexuality down our throats"?
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 18, 2013, 10:31:29 PM
where do these guys throw cheeseburgers in their little categories?

(http://www.addictinginfo.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kincannon.jpg)
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: fistfulofmetal on October 18, 2013, 10:33:24 PM
where do these guys throw cheeseburgers in their little categories?
the bushes
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: nudemacusers on October 18, 2013, 10:37:32 PM
i think all parties should gather at a roundtable, extend a hand, and come to an agreement together  :drool
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: Mandark on October 18, 2013, 10:41:15 PM
where do these guys throw cheeseburgers in their little categories?

Pat Robertson On Transgender Community: 'I Don't Think There's Any Sin Associated With That' (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/29/pat-robertson-transgender_n_3672244.html)


Pat Robertson endorses your life decisions, Himu!  How much does that squick you?
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: Himu on October 18, 2013, 10:43:25 PM
tbh pat just needs a hug. when i was a kid i thought the 700 club was a show for kids because i saw a cartoon on it once. I'd try to tune in and see if they'd have a cartoon on again, but they never did. Worst show ever.
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: Raban on October 18, 2013, 11:03:20 PM
where do these guys throw cheeseburgers in their little categories?

(http://www.addictinginfo.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/kincannon.jpg)
Ooh, camp! Is it fun camp? :D
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 18, 2013, 11:06:14 PM
Let's camp it up!
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: Himu on October 18, 2013, 11:28:39 PM
A camp full of cheeseburgers sounds hot. Maurice would be in heaven.
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: Yeti on October 19, 2013, 12:11:00 AM
Sounds more fun than Bible Camp!
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 19, 2013, 03:47:16 PM
where do these guys throw cheeseburgers in their little categories?
the bushes

 :dead
Title: Re: Tea Party wants to bring class action lawsuit against The Bore
Post by: Dickie Dee on October 19, 2013, 06:46:54 PM
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"Yeah I think that’s great," LaBarbera responded. "I would love to see it. We always wanted to see one of the kid in high school who was counseled by the official school counselor to just be gay, then he comes down with HIV. But we never really got the client for that."

Should've gotten noted conservative Chuck Norris to help with the search

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdsTUcuD7YA