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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Dickie Dee on October 31, 2013, 01:14:31 PM

Title: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Dickie Dee on October 31, 2013, 01:14:31 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/rob-ford-video-showing-alleged-crack-use-in-police-hands-1.2303146 (http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/rob-ford-video-showing-alleged-crack-use-in-police-hands-1.2303146)

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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford appears in a video recovered by police during the Project Traveller investigation, police Chief Bill Blair said today after Ford's friend and occasional driver was arrested on an extortion charge.

Blair said a video seized during an investigation contains images of Ford that have been described by media outlets, an apparent reference to an alleged video that shows Ford smoking crack cocaine.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Dickie Dee on October 31, 2013, 01:16:01 PM
That title was alot funnier to me 10 seconds ago :yeshrug

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nICdnUyNpE8
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 31, 2013, 02:43:18 PM
Toronto PD - 1
Gawker - 0
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Boogie on October 31, 2013, 04:11:25 PM
Toronto PD - 1
Gawker - 0

Also, Anonymous - 0.


They were chirping at the time about being on the trail of the video.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 31, 2013, 04:28:15 PM
Getting baked is what's gotten him into all this trouble to being with.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 31, 2013, 04:31:55 PM
GR your former republican is showing. No one calls doing crack getting baked.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 31, 2013, 05:03:24 PM
GR your former republican is showing. No one calls doing crack getting baked.

The current conservative phrase for partaking of the ganja leaf is "getting all potted up on weed."
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: T234 on October 31, 2013, 05:37:41 PM
Holy fuckballs. This guy KNEW FOR A MOTHERFUCKING FACT HE WAS UNDER CONSTANT HIGH-LEVEL SURVEILLANCE AS A MAYOR OF THE BIGGEST CITY IN CANADA and still did all that.

MIND IS OFFICIALLY FUCKING BLOWN FOR TODAY.

Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: T234 on October 31, 2013, 11:39:13 PM
GR your former republican is showing. No one calls doing crack getting baked.

The current conservative phrase for partaking of the ganja leaf is "getting all potted up on weed."

We don't partake of the ganja leaf, we partake of the ganja bud. 8)
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: brawndolicious on November 01, 2013, 12:07:28 AM
Technically, aren't flowers leaves?
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 01, 2013, 04:05:28 PM
What? No.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 02, 2013, 09:08:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfVRHBvUzcM
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: tehjaybo on November 02, 2013, 09:20:30 AM
I was tabbed out right after I started that video and got quite a laugh.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: T234 on November 04, 2013, 09:30:49 PM
(http://i.minus.com/jU9YB4frQBSgy.png)


Is this even real life?
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Yeti on November 05, 2013, 12:22:48 AM
That would make a great emoticon, but the Sun logo is in the way. :(
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Himu on November 05, 2013, 01:05:34 AM
That's what photoshop is for. Get a high res version that's flat and we can do something with it.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 05, 2013, 01:11:52 PM
Well, this is an unexpected turn of events

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/rob-ford-admits-that-he-smoked-crack
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 05, 2013, 01:29:12 PM
At least he only smoked crack while in a drunken stupor, otherwise this might be a big deal.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Steve Contra on November 05, 2013, 01:40:44 PM
At least he only smoked crack while in a drunken stupor, otherwise this might be a big deal.
The highschool rapist defense
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 05, 2013, 02:01:01 PM
now that he admitted he smoked crack we can all have a good laugh and move on to more important things
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Steve Contra on November 05, 2013, 02:11:40 PM
Unfortunately that was the important thing going in Canada. 
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 05, 2013, 02:35:49 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1463181_10153439434405585_456243797_n.jpg)

Anyway, announcement incoming.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 05, 2013, 03:30:08 PM
ROB FORD’S OFFICE HIRED A HACKER TO DESTROY THE CRACK TAPE (http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/rob-fords-office-hired-a-hacker-to-destroy-the-crack-tape)

This story gets more awesome by the minute
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Yeti on November 05, 2013, 05:21:30 PM
ROB FORD’S OFFICE HIRED A HACKER TO DESTROY THE CRACK TAPE (http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/rob-fords-office-hired-a-hacker-to-destroy-the-crack-tape)

This story gets more awesome by the minute

And rumors of a second video being a sex tape!   :yuck :lol :yuck :lol :yuck
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 05, 2013, 06:56:25 PM
So, he's all "yeah I smoked crack but I'm not resigning"

BOOGIE ASPLAIN
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 05, 2013, 08:21:49 PM
So, he's all "yeah I smoked crack but I'm not resigning"

BOOGIE ASPLAIN

LIKE A BAWS  :pimp
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Polari on November 05, 2013, 08:28:12 PM
Mayors don't do shit anyway. I'm not against smoking crack if you hold an occupation in which it won't affect your performance.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 05, 2013, 08:29:16 PM
Don't embarrass us, Boogie, deliver some of the Queen's justice to this overweight criminal!
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 05, 2013, 09:27:18 PM
The Internet took a closer look at the NFL tie that he wore to his crack-conference and discovered that it had a Houston Oilers logo on it, in addition to other logos not seen since the mid 90's.

(http://i.imgur.com/jIQurqx.jpg)

The man wore a 20 year old novelty tie to the press conference where he admitted to using crack cocaine.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 05, 2013, 09:35:53 PM
Andy Richter should play Rob Ford in the Rob Ford biography. If it was the mid-90's, though, Rob Ford would definitely by a Chris Farley character.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Boogie on November 06, 2013, 01:09:51 AM
Unfortunately that was the important thing going in Canada.

Ironically, there is a pretty major Senate scandal, with the RCMP investigating at least three Senators for fraudulent expense claims, including one Senator getting a $90k payoff from the Prime Minister's chief of staff, who was subsequently fired, with the faint hint of a coverup from the PM's office.  Three of the Senators were suspended without pay today.

So this actually is serving  as quite the distraction from more significant matters for the governing Conservatives.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Boogie on November 06, 2013, 01:13:17 AM
Mayors don't do shit anyway. I'm not against smoking crack if you hold an occupation in which it won't affect your performance.

Ford has actually contributed quite a bit to fucking up Toronto's mass transit strategy for the medium term future.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Dickie Dee on November 06, 2013, 12:22:06 PM
Best Taiwan news video yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVsgurevo-g
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 06, 2013, 01:46:53 PM
"Air your humiliation in the comments!"

:rofl
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Diunx on November 06, 2013, 02:01:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ2dquaHO7Q

Chappelle is ok with this.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 06, 2013, 03:34:18 PM
Here's some source material for anyone that wants to give ol' mayor cracky the emoticon treatment

http://gawker.com/39-breathtaking-photos-of-north-americas-most-photogen-1458983349
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 06, 2013, 04:43:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/B2kAoOk.png)
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 06, 2013, 04:55:22 PM
Here's some source material for anyone that wants to give ol' mayor cracky the emoticon treatment

http://gawker.com/39-breathtaking-photos-of-north-americas-most-photogen-1458983349

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Himu on November 06, 2013, 06:10:39 PM
Best Taiwan news video yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVsgurevo-g

nma may be my favorite thing
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Boogie on November 06, 2013, 07:18:40 PM
Today, The Iron Sheik showed up at Toronto City Hall to challenge Rob Ford to a fight.

That's right, Americans, you can fuck right off with your "Canadian politics is so bland and boring" shit.  :punch
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: T234 on November 06, 2013, 07:38:28 PM
Holy shit this has gone from lolz to the LOLLERCAUST. :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Boogie on November 07, 2013, 12:40:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/aRKfFne.png)

(http://i.imgur.com/uBejeXK.jpg)
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Mandark on November 07, 2013, 02:10:59 AM
Okay, so what I don't understand about this story is ALL OF IT.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 07, 2013, 02:17:44 AM
You see Mandark, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square...
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 07, 2013, 09:02:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Jy312JCUQ
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 07, 2013, 01:04:00 PM
And here is a video of Rob Ford threatening to murder someone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2hN8y9vD2k
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/11/07/mayor_rob_ford_caught_in_video_rant.html
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 07, 2013, 10:53:49 PM
http://www.680news.com/2013/11/07/video-brutus-beefcake-thrown-out-of-toronto-city-hall/

What is going on in this town? :lol
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 13, 2013, 10:28:17 PM
Quote from: http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/11/13/rob_ford_did_drugs_partied_with_escort_police_document_alleges.html
Mayor Rob Ford snorted cocaine, swilled vodka, popped a dose of Oxycontin and partied with an apparent prostitute during an all-night binge last year that raved from his office to a private room in a Toronto bar, Ford staffers and bar employees alleged to police investigating the mayor.

Several of Ford’s top aides told detectives they were concerned about the mayor’s intoxicated, addled and even violent behaviour the night of St. Patrick’s Day 2012.

Before the tumultuous night was over, they told police, Ford would call a cab driver a “Paki,” deride several top aides as “Liberal bitches,” burst into tears about his deceased father and tell a former staffer that “I banged your pussy.”

 :mynicca
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Boogie on November 14, 2013, 12:45:19 AM
You forgot the incident where he downed a Mickey of vodka in two minutes while driving his staffer home from a football practice.

And other staffers who told police they were worried about his cocaine habit.

Or that Ford apparently used the crack house as an ad-hoc campaign office in the past.

Also, today council held a symbolic vote on a motion to ask him to step aside.  It passed 37-5.  Two of the five nay votes were, of course, Ford himself and his brother. 
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 14, 2013, 01:33:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfQHRS6qr6k

“Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek. I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much,” Ford told the media while wearing a Toronto Argonauts football jersey.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Dickie Dee on November 14, 2013, 03:20:50 PM
:dead
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 14, 2013, 03:26:36 PM
The biggest tragedy in all of this?  Chris Farley is dead and not able to play Rob Ford in any resulting biopic.  :fbm
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Steve Contra on November 14, 2013, 03:29:19 PM
The biggest tragedy in all of this?  Chris Farley is dead and not able to play Rob Ford in any resulting biopic.  :fbm
I said the same thing to my wife :'(
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 14, 2013, 04:19:39 PM
(http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd58/bizarrosgr/1856FFDE-5978-4C09-8D25-C408E7C8B207-5456-0000032B2DCF2ED9_zpsbb71a6ad.jpg)
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Mandark on November 14, 2013, 04:22:59 PM
The biggest tragedy in all of this?  Chris Farley is dead and not able to play Rob Ford in any resulting biopic.  :fbm
I said the same thing to my wife :'(

Said the same to my brother.

I think every white guy of a certain age who has seen this story has had that thought.  It'd be just too perfect.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: El Babua on November 14, 2013, 05:46:33 PM
I'm brown and was 7 when he died and I still feel that way.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 14, 2013, 05:59:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKpdxPFtmL0
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 14, 2013, 06:12:59 PM
 :deadpos
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: chronovore on November 15, 2013, 07:56:50 AM
The biggest tragedy in all of this?  Chris Farley is dead and not able to play Rob Ford in any resulting biopic.  :fbm

Pretty sure Farley's ghost is possessing Ford, and that's why all this is happening.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Akala on November 15, 2013, 08:23:52 AM
The only reason to be a practicing christian is the distant hope of partying with chris farley in the hereafter.  :'(
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 15, 2013, 03:54:18 PM
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41-2

The vote count on a motion to remove Ford’s emergency management powers and his ability to influence any of the city’s accountability officers—notably, the integrity commissioner who will investigate the mayor’s conduct
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 15, 2013, 05:56:15 PM
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41-2

The vote count on a motion to remove Ford’s emergency management powers and his ability to influence any of the city’s accountability officers—notably, the integrity commissioner who will investigate the mayor’s conduct

Hmm...I wonder who the two opposed votes were from?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Rob Ford and his brother.
[close]
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 16, 2013, 01:35:22 PM
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According to various accounts, Ford allegedly did cocaine and/or oxycontin while at a bar that night. On the way to the bar, Ransom said multiple other staffers told him Ford "took a cab to the bar and started calling the taxi driver a Paki, threw business cards at him and made mocking fake language sounds."

The cabbie wasn't the only person Ford allegedly insulted that night. At the bar, Ransom said Ford "stumbled around the dance floor and fell down." Ransom said staff eventually "covered up" Ford with some coats and "escorted" him into a taxi back to City Hall "with the help of security." Once he was back at City Hall, investigators said Ransom described Ford, an independent who has been affiliated with the Ontario Progressive Conservative Party, going off on a "tangent" where he insulted multiple staffers who were members of the Liberal Party. According to the documents, Ransom said Ford called the staffers "Liberal bitches" and "Liberal hacks." police said Ransom claimed Ford eventually "pushed" one of the staffers "into a wall" and "charged at" another.

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Investigators also wrote that Ford's former special assistant of communications, Isaac Ransom, told them he "once received a pocket dial and could hear Mayor FORD peeing in the background." Police said Ford's ex-chief of staff, Mark Towhey told them he "received numerous 'pocket dials' from the Mayor" and that Ford "was pretty infamous for these types of calls." Towhey allegedly described one instance where he "stayed on the line for about five minutes" and "it was obvious that the Mayor was out partying and drinking and sounded pretty intoxicated."

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The documents indicate Fickel told police that Ford once asked him to come over to his house and fix a computer. Fickel said he was on a date at the time and left his girlfriend, Victoria Hills, in a car outside. However, Fickel said Ford insisted on inviting Hills in after a few minutes because he "thought it would impress her."

"FICKEL did not want to bring HILLS inside because the house looked like it was falling apart and messy. There was heavy cigarette smoke and clothes everywhere in the house," police wrote in their summary of the interview with Fickel.

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Ransom also said Ford "would try to get out of doing ethnic media events, meetings with international politicians and ambassadors." Sadly, the documents didn't go into detail about Ford's reasons for avoiding these "ethnic" events. After February, Ford apparently also could not be found at nighttime public events. In one of his interviews with police, Towhey said he " removed all evening events from the Mayor's schedule" after an incident where Ford allegedly showed up to a military ball intoxicated with his children in tow and was asked to leave.

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Several staffers allegedly described Ford using marijuana including Towhey who said another staffer told him he once "found a marihuana cigarette in the Mayor's desk" at City Hall. Police said the joint was "already gone" when the staffer tried to show it to him. The documents also describe a few stories of the mayor's conduct after he allegedly smoked weed.

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According to Ford's former special assistant Nico Fidani, vodka is the mayor's "favourite drink." Another former assistant, Chris Fickel, told investigators it was a "regular occurrence" for Ford to ask "young staffers" to buy him alcohol and that these requests could happen "at any time during the day." Fickel indicated that Ford had a preferred vodka brand and "always wanted Iceberg vodka." Iceberg, which is made from water harvested from melting ice in the Canadian provinces of Newfoundland and Labrador, is billed as "the smoothest, best tasting vodka."

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/five-incredible-details-from-the-rob-ford-document-drop
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 18, 2013, 02:58:56 PM
(http://gamereax.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/fordcouncilmeeting.gif)
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 18, 2013, 03:53:00 PM
(http://i.minus.com/ibiMa3EdvyZT7x.gif)

Well then.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Polari on November 18, 2013, 05:39:15 PM
:rofl

wtf Canada
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Boogie on November 19, 2013, 12:56:45 AM
In his final chance to speak before council voted to strip him of his powers, he compared council's actions to saddam Hussein invading Kuwait, and that he was America.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 19, 2013, 12:58:19 AM
Does anyone else want a Rob Ford channel?  Just me? 
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Yeti on November 19, 2013, 11:46:35 AM
I want an animal-documentary style series where they follow him around and comment on his actions in hushed tones so as not to alert him to their presence.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Yeti on November 20, 2013, 12:11:08 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVa2K8VCUAAPREK.jpg)

 :heh (http://i.imgur.com/4a0kk4o.png)
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Takao on November 20, 2013, 01:00:12 AM
Does anyone else want a Rob Ford channel?  Just me?

Canada's equivalent of Fox News gave him a TV show last week but canceled it after 1 episode because it cost too much.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Brehvolution on November 21, 2013, 11:30:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/J6LdUIJ.gif)
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Dickie Dee on November 21, 2013, 08:34:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUY6lDja-DE
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Boogie on December 04, 2013, 10:37:56 PM
http://m.thestar.com/#!/news/rob-ford-was-targeted-by-gang-members-in-blackmail-plot-police-documents-say/2ce4a9bbc9282d9318b27724f3e0c9d7

Highlights: to no one's surprise, Ford did not smoke crack just once.

Also, while gawker was willing to pay 200k for the video, Ford offered 5k and a car.  What a cheapskate.

Finally, he also allegedly smoked heroin.  Which, amazingly, at this point is quite the "yawn-worthy" revelation in this whole saga. :lol
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: T234 on December 05, 2013, 12:59:45 PM
5K and a car? Cheapskate indeed. I thought his brother was supposed to be bringing BALES of hash from Morocco since the mid-80s? Canadian criminals are going downhill from the 90s-early-oughts. Must be the PLUMMETING price of cannabis, the main underworld export.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Boogie on December 06, 2013, 10:15:10 PM
So far as I am aware, the info is that Dougie was just a mid-level dealer in the 80s.

Today, their income is from the legit family business, which does like 100-200 million in revenue per year.

And Canadian crooks are still doing just fine producing and exporting meth and ecstasy, thankyouverymuch :P
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Himu on December 06, 2013, 10:47:50 PM
You can smoke heroin? Thank God I'm in the dark about this bullshit.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: nudemacusers on December 06, 2013, 10:49:43 PM
You can smoke heroin? Thank God I'm in the dark about this bullshit.
you can smoke anything if you put your mind to it. People crush up pills and smoke them.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Himu on December 06, 2013, 10:50:48 PM
Jesus.The only thing I've smoked are cigs and weed and I want to keep it that way.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 07, 2013, 02:21:09 AM
salvia is something

if you wanna feel like a lego block
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: nudemacusers on December 07, 2013, 03:30:53 AM
salvia is terrible

you see some shit, though
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 07, 2013, 04:40:30 AM
I am reading the Wikipedia article on this guy and what
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: T234 on December 07, 2013, 08:01:46 AM
So far as I am aware, the info is that Dougie was just a mid-level dealer in the 80s.

Today, their income is from the legit family business, which does like 100-200 million in revenue per year.

And Canadian crooks are still doing just fine producing and exporting meth and ecstasy, thankyouverymuch :P

One of those two things is not like the other in terms of safety and addiction profile. Meth is the scourge of the modern world. Except North Korea.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 07, 2013, 09:15:33 AM
So far as I am aware, the info is that Dougie was just a mid-level dealer in the 80s.

Today, their income is from the legit family business, which does like 100-200 million in revenue per year.

And Canadian crooks are still doing just fine producing and exporting meth and ecstasy, thankyouverymuch :P

Meth is the scourge of the modern world. Except North Korea.

Actually, meth addiction is becoming a huge problem in North Korea:

http://www.cnn.com/2013/08/30/world/asia/north-korea-drugs/
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: T234 on December 07, 2013, 10:12:58 AM
THATSTHEJOKE.JPG

A few weeks ago, when they caught 40 POUNDS to be smuggled from DPRK to the United States AS A TASTER, that's when I realized it was a big fucking deal.

To put it into perspective, 40 pounds of meth is a couple million dollars. 40 pounds of High-Times Grade weed is 65-80,000 depending how much your connect likes you. 40 pounds of LSD is about 1.8 BILLION-WITH-A-B DOLLARS and is 179,200,000 doses, not that far from one hit for every grown man and woman in the United States.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: brawndolicious on December 07, 2013, 02:26:13 PM
How much meth would an average addict need to keep out of withdrawal?
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Boogie on December 09, 2013, 01:44:36 AM
THATSTHEJOKE.JPG

A few weeks ago, when they caught 40 POUNDS to be smuggled from DPRK to the United States AS A TASTER, that's when I realized it was a big fucking deal.

To put it into perspective, 40 pounds of meth is a couple million dollars. 40 pounds of High-Times Grade weed is 65-80,000 depending how much your connect likes you. 40 pounds of LSD is about 1.8 BILLION-WITH-A-B DOLLARS and is 179,200,000 doses, not that far from one hit for every grown man and woman in the United States.

I, for one, am glad that you are here to educate us on the economics of the illicit drug trade, Thor.

:teehee
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: T234 on December 09, 2013, 08:51:18 PM
High times used to have a price guide.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Takao on December 13, 2013, 02:10:55 AM
A Toronto Star reporter is suing Ford because he implied the reporter was a pedophile on national TV. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/toronto-star-reporter-to-sue-rob-ford-for-libel/article15932345/
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Boogie on December 13, 2013, 09:20:58 AM
Also, his brother, city councillor Doug Ford, showed up at a public housing complex yesterday and just started handing out twenty dollar bills to people.

When other councillors started going "umm, vote buying much?" he just goes "everyone knows the Fords aren't corrupt."

....I swear, this guy is the white Clay Davis.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 06, 2014, 08:01:37 PM
:tocry So sad, brehs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZM8c56P5UA
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Takao on January 21, 2014, 03:19:11 PM
this fucking bumbaclut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXpwflzSF4M
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 21, 2014, 04:56:39 PM
We had it all wrong guys. Mayor Rob Ford is Christ Farley.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Boogie on April 30, 2014, 09:43:06 PM


 :drudge ROB FORD STILL DOING CRACK, NEWS AT 11. :drudge


http://m.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/rob-ford-takes-leave-as-new-drug-video-emerges/article18354671/?service=mobile&post_id=28100639_10102547843278722#_=_
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Boogie on April 30, 2014, 10:26:20 PM
(http://beta.images.theglobeandmail.com/ce4/news/toronto/article18354670.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/Ford-WEB-Visual+Lede.jpg)
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 30, 2014, 10:27:49 PM
Is he the Prime Minister yet?
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 09, 2014, 10:13:22 PM
Quote from: http://www.thestar.com/news/insight/2014/05/09/rob_ford_one_wild_night_in_march.html
Rob Ford: One wild night in March
Fresh from Hollywood, two months before rehab, Rob Ford and his felon pals hook up again for drink, drugs and astonishing invective

By: Kevin Donovan Investigations, Published on Fri May 09 2014
 
Loaded behind the wheel of his Cadillac Escalade, high on his Jimmy Kimmel interview, Mayor Rob Ford is winding through the streets of his city.

It’s two days after Ford’s celebrated appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, two months before rehab.

In the course of this March 5 night, Ford will bring together two of his closest felon friends, beating one and accepting drugs from another; go on a racist tirade; and boast that he often has sex with “girls” in front of his wife, according to an account of the evening. He will suggest one man could have sex with her, a source has told the Star, recalling Ford’s words.

The information for this story comes from interviews and from the Star’s review of audio tape that captures a portion of the evening. The Star did not pay for the tape. Ford could not be reached by the Star for comment, as has been the case since the Star began its investigation more than a year ago. His lawyer Dennis Morris would not comment on the majority of the allegations in this story.

(Ford is said to be in a rehab program seeking help for alcohol addiction. The Star has heard that Ford has been spotted at three different rehabs in the past week, including CAMH in Toronto, Homewood in Guelph and Greenstone in Bala, about a 40-minute drive from the Ford family cottage.)

Ford had taken a private jet to Los Angeles for the March 3 Kimmel show with brothers Doug and Randy. Viewers were treated to Ford largely being mocked by the talk show host.

What follows is an account from people present of Ford’s behaviour on a chilly but not freezing night soon after the mayor’s chartered jet returns him from Los Angeles to Toronto:

Ford’s perpetually shiny Escalade is moving through icy streets with Ford at the wheel. Ford is wasted; on what, is unclear. It’s about 8 p.m.

Beside him in the car is Bruno Bellissimo, Ford’s friend from high school. Close by in the neighbourhood is Sandro Lisi. In one of the many fascinating turns of the Ford story, these three men were back where they started a year previous, during the infamous Garrison Ball incident of Feb. 23, 2013. On that night, Ford, Lisi and Bellissimo headed down to the military ball with Ford’s young children in the backseat. His choice of companions then included Lisi, with a record of threatening to kill young women, and Bellissimo, a crack addict, who shortly after the ball beat up his mother and was convicted of assault and threatening death. Ford was ejected from that year’s Garrison Ball for being impaired.


Back to March 5, 2014, two days after Kimmel.

Ford is behind the wheel and hammered. One constituent he calls that night recalls Ford slurring his words.

The Star has heard audio of Ford and Bellissimo talking and both are slurring. (The Star has interviewed people who say it is nothing for Ford to down a 40-ouncer of vodka. The man who recorded the audio of Ford at Sully Gorman’s bar two weeks ago told the Star Ford’s ability to drink shots of tequila is “incredible.”)

Ford has two ways of communicating as he drives — his cellular phone and his Onstar device, a General Motors product that acts as a cellphone. During one call as he drives that night, Ford is recorded as saying the following about Jews, blacks and Italians:

“Nobody sticks up for people like I do, every f---ing k--e, n----r, f---ing w-p, d-go, whatever the race. Nobody does. I’m the most racist guy around. I’m the mayor of Toronto.”

On a roll, Ford continues to spew invective that may be the worst published yet. At one point he makes a rude comment about his mother.

His tirade is interrupted by a call from Dennis Morris, Ford’s lawyer. Morris voices immediate concern that Ford is driving and tells him to pull over. Ford does not respond kindly. Morris suggests the police may be tailing him.

“The cops are f---ing right behind me. They are, it’s fine,” Ford says.

Morris tells Ford he cannot be driving drunk.

To which Ford responds, “Yeah, you never had your f---ing kids taken away.”


(Asked this week if he recalled the incident and telephoning Ford, Morris said he believes his client was parked at the time.)

Ford eventually pulls into a park near his home in Etobicoke, according to an account of the evening. Lisi arrives, driving his black Range Rover. (Lisi is facing drug trafficking and extortion charges in connection with an alleged attempt to retrieve the embarrassing crack video. No accomplice has been charged. The Star reported recently that at another late-night event, Ford pummelled Lisi, his friend, until Lisi cried.)

According to an account of the evening, drugs are present as the men meet in the park. An hour passes. Ford and Bellissimo drive to Ford’s home, with Lisi in tow driving his Range Rover. From here on, there is no known audio recording of the night.
The front walkway to the Ford house leads to a modest front door. At about 10 p.m. that night, Ford and his pals arrive. Ford has a bag of McDonald’s food in his hand. Ford jiggles the front door and then kicks the door open. He, Lisi, Bellissimo and another man step in.

“Don’t worry guys, my kids aren’t here,” Ford says.

For no apparent reason, Ford turns on Bellissimo and hits him squarely in the face twice — boom, boom — forgetting that he has a bagful of Big Macs in his hand. Burgers and fries scatter. Ford makes Bellissimo pick them up.

Down the stairs they go. Ford’s wife Renata is on the couch, a tired lounger that has been described to the Star by paramedics and firefighters who have attended calls at the house over the past two years. Renata is smoking a joint.

“You’re a f---ing idiot,” Renata says.

Enraged, Ford rummages for his Don Bosco coaching jacket. “It’s where I keep my weed,” he tells people in the room. Ford turns on his wife, screaming that she has taken his drugs. Standing there quietly are Lisi and Bellissimo.

To a visitor, Ford says, almost offhanded, “You can f--- her if you want, in front of me.”


Nobody speaks. The comment is ignored by Ford’s wife. Men in the room are shocked.

“It’s okay,” Ford burbles. “She lets me f--k girls in front of her all the time.”

Eyes flicked upward, to the rest of the house.


“It’s okay, my kids are not home,” Ford repeats.

For the next two hours Ford never stops moving. He paces the dingy room, back and forth. Lisi says little, checking his phone from time to time.

Ford drinks and smokes a joint. He speaks Jamaican patois, reminiscent of his turn at the Steak Queen restaurant in January, another night when he was out in north Etobicoke with Lisi.

Still popping back and forth, Ford invites people to punch him. “I’m jacked,” Ford tells the men as he flexes his muscles.

After a while, Ford and Lisi disappear into a small room. When they come out, Ford, looking around his dismal basement, complains that his brothers Doug and Randy “throw and flash their money around.” Ford says he never does.

“But taking that private jet down to L.A. was nice,” Ford adds. “I am going to get me one of those.”

Somebody asks Ford how he got into the U.S., given his admission of smoking crack.

“The customs guy who came on the plane, he recognized me!” Ford replies.

The night continues. Ford, who notoriously and allegedly grabbed the butt of a female political rival at the Canadian Jewish Political Affairs Committee Action Party in 2013, is one day away from that event again.

“Aw s--t,” Ford says as the night wears on, his wife still sitting on the couch smoking. “I have to go to that f---ing CJPAC s--t tomorrow night.”

He attends the CJPAC event the next day.

Damn, might as well have just bolded the whole thing,
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Boogie on May 09, 2014, 10:48:35 PM
Still not Prime Minister, Joe.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Boogie on May 09, 2014, 10:53:11 PM
also:  holy fuck the Star just does not give a shit about protecting its sources.  That article is written in such a sloppy, obvious manner that it doesn't matter that whoever fed that info is kept un-named, that dude is burnt.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 09, 2014, 11:38:18 PM
That article is written in such a sloppy, obvious manner that it doesn't matter that whoever fed that info is kept un-named, that dude is burnt.

Probably not, I doubt Rob Ford can even remember anything that happened that night. :sabu
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 09, 2014, 11:53:56 PM
My favorite part of the article.

Quote
“Aw s--t,” Ford says as the night wears on, his wife still sitting on the couch smoking. “I have to go to that f---ing CJPAC s--t tomorrow night.”

He attends the CJPAC event the next day.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: benjipwns on May 10, 2014, 02:05:52 AM
It'll be a shame if this guy doesn't get Marion Barry style longevity.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: SpeedStats on September 12, 2014, 08:20:05 PM
Well, I don't think he can get Marion Barry-style longevity if he is in poor health.

What happened a few weeks ago was that Rob Ford was diagnosed with an abdominal tumour (http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/rob-ford-undergoes-biopsy-at-toronto-hospital-1.2763313) and had a biopsy (and pathology results take at least a week to get through).  They don't know if it's benign or malignant, or if it is malignant--if it has metathesized (ie: spread to other parts of the body).  So now he's out of the mayoral race.

The thing about the Fords is that they think they're the Kennedys of Canada or some shit, but they're more comparable to the Bushes, I guess?  The Ford kids' father was in provincial politics as a Progressive Conservative. 

So now...
- Rob Ford's brother, Doug Ford Jr., is now running for mayor because Rob Ford's health can't take a mayoral race.
- their nephew, Mike Ford, was running for a city councillor spot and "decided" to drop out of that race
- BUT Rob Ford has now decided to run for that city councillor spot instead.  That city councillor spot was Doug Ford Jr's spot, and also Rob Ford's old spot before he became the mayor.
- Mike Ford is now running for a spot on the school board

Doug Ford isn't as likeable as his brother, and he probably has a bit more of a temper.  He's also a homophobe (http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2014/07/26/homophobic_slurs_hurled_at_gay_ford_fest_protesters.html), doesn't like autistic kids (http://globalnews.ca/news/1338919/kathleen-wynne-responds-to-doug-ford-remarks-on-autistic-home/), never answers his phone or responds to his constituents, and isn't sympathetic (http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/toronto2014election/2014/07/04/go_to_hell_doug_ford_tells_autistic_sons_dad_after_making_integrity_complaint.html) towards people with handicaps.  Most of the Fords are cut from the same cloth, basically.  And he sold weed in high school but that's not really an issue, and that stuff happened a long time ago.  His attitude is more concerning than that.  He also doesn't know what racism means. (http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/07/02/doug-ford-rob-ford-shirtless-jogger_n_5552724.html)

Really sucks that Rob Ford got taken out like that.  I think his politics are dumb and I think he's done some embarrassing stuff, but it sucks that it ends for him like that.  I feel really bad for his kids.

It's silly that they're treating Toronto like a monarchy or fiefdom, though.  All of that "passing the torch" crap they kept going on about makes my eyes roll.

I dunnoooooooooooooooo.  The whole family is crazy.  I guess a good comparison would be that Doug Ford Jr. is the Jeb Bush to Rob Ford's Dubya.
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: Boogie on September 12, 2014, 08:27:43 PM
Good summary.

Crazy week.  And that's not mentioning Mike Tyson.  :lol
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: SpeedStats on September 12, 2014, 08:39:06 PM
I didn't see the Mike Tyson thing, lol.  I was probably at work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vm1KBpxOx8

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2194279-mike-tyson-explodes-on-canadian-talk-show-host-after-rob-ford-question

Quote
Mike Tyson Calls Rob Ford 'The Greatest Mayor In Toronto's History'

(http://i.imgur.com/qi0tsDa.png)

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/09/09/mike-tyson-rob-ford-toronto_n_5792678.html

 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Bake 'em away, Toogie
Post by: chronovore on September 15, 2014, 06:08:34 AM
I just keep thinking that Chris Farley faked his death so he could run in politics, but still couldn't get the monkey off his back.