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Title: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: fistfulofmetal on November 13, 2013, 11:26:59 AM
https://www.holidaybullshit.com

Give them 12 bucks and they'll send you 12 random gifts.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 13, 2013, 11:34:35 AM
Purchased. #yolo
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Eric P on November 13, 2013, 11:44:58 AM
yeah i'm absolutely in
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 13, 2013, 12:08:11 PM
Ordered for the wife, thanks!
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 13, 2013, 12:47:54 PM
Why the hell not
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on November 13, 2013, 12:49:42 PM
Also bought for wife

Put the same answer twice for naughty/nice, hope they aren't turned into CAH cards (if so, we'll have a dupe)
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 13, 2013, 12:51:58 PM
I didn't answer the questions :O

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Congratulations on giving $12 and your address to some strangers on the Internet.
:rofl
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on November 13, 2013, 12:53:27 PM
Enjoy your 12 gifts as 12 separate cards against humanity cards nimrods
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Yeti on November 13, 2013, 01:30:41 PM
 Even if it is :yeshrug
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on November 13, 2013, 03:18:14 PM
22 bucks for Canada :maf
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 13, 2013, 04:39:33 PM
I didn't answer the questions :O

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Congratulations on giving $12 and your address to some strangers on the Internet.
:rofl

My answers were

What I Want: Cards Against Humanity (I dunno, it might work lol)
Nice: Didn't Kill an Orphan
Naughty: Maybe just once.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 13, 2013, 04:51:44 PM
Almost all gone!
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2013, 04:52:44 PM
Yeah, I just placed an order and there's only like 5k left.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 13, 2013, 05:29:30 PM
Sold out.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 13, 2013, 05:36:25 PM
We are in the holiday elite  8)
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: fistfulofmetal on November 13, 2013, 05:45:40 PM
What I want: Random video game bullshit or whatever
Nicest thing: Gave you fuckers 12 bucks
Naughty thing: In the worst neighborhood in the city, I slowly rolled my car up to my friends wife as she was walking down the street. She flipped out thinking she was about to be a drive-by shooting victim.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Yeti on November 13, 2013, 05:47:48 PM
We are in the holiday elite  8)

 :pimp
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 16, 2013, 01:33:18 PM
grats on your gay porn packages bros
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 16, 2013, 04:14:34 PM
I'll send you scans, Maurice, no worries
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Yulwei on November 16, 2013, 04:22:13 PM
12 copies of (http://tvrecappersanonymous.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/gigli.jpg)

buy random shit on the internet brehs
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: chronovore on November 16, 2013, 05:35:20 PM
This is hilarious and awesome.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 16, 2013, 09:00:19 PM
buy random shit on the internet brehs

life doesn't play by the rules breh
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 16, 2013, 09:06:02 PM
Wired said they got a preview of what some of the gifts were, and although they were sworn to secrecy as to their contents, they said quote "we can assure you that they are rad as hell."

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2013/11/cards-against-humanity-christmas/
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 16, 2013, 09:57:28 PM
I've actually managed to not tell my wife about this, I'm pretty excited for her to get it
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 17, 2013, 04:53:35 AM
I wish I would have known about this  :-\ anyone want $12 to send me some random presents?
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: nachobro on November 17, 2013, 12:19:15 PM
I got this more out of curiosity than anything else. CAH is pretty awesome so I figure whatever it is should be interesting.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 04, 2013, 09:46:51 PM
They're shipping out stuff this week. So you may start getting your stuff Friday or Saturday or Monday.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 09, 2013, 08:12:29 PM
Got the first one!

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CAH cards
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Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 09, 2013, 08:28:34 PM
Haven't gotten mine yet. I wonder if everyone is getting the same thing or if it's random for every person?
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 09, 2013, 08:31:54 PM
I haven't got anything yet either.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 09, 2013, 08:35:00 PM
Haven't gotten mine yet. I wonder if everyone is getting the same thing or if it's random for every person?

Pretty sure it's all the same

spoiler (click to show/hide)
there appears to be a meta game puzzle involved with a prize to whoever figures it out
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Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 09, 2013, 09:43:55 PM
I haven't gotten anything yet either
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 10, 2013, 03:57:55 PM
Got the first day. Yup. Cards.

And some clue to a puzzle or something I won't figure out.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 10, 2013, 03:59:31 PM
Still nothing, USPS pls.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 10, 2013, 04:08:14 PM
I just actually read the cards and realized how relevant some are:

Quote
White cards:
Giving money and personal information to strangers on the Internet.

A magical tablet containing a world of unlimited pornography.

These low, low prices!

Piece of shit Christmas cards with no money in them.

Black card:
But wait there's more! If you order ___________ in the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in _____________ absolutely free!
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: nachobro on December 10, 2013, 07:11:17 PM
Just got the second gift. These are pretty hilarious.

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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbKbOmwCUAA75Sf.jpg:large)
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Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Eric P on December 10, 2013, 07:15:13 PM
i got something i haven't heard of others receiving

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literal coal
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Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: nachobro on December 10, 2013, 07:15:45 PM
Damn. What did you put on your naughty list?
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 10, 2013, 07:17:25 PM
It shows that as gift 2 on the site Eric (haven't been home to see if it's what my wife got), wondering why nachobro got something different, how odd.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: nachobro on December 10, 2013, 07:24:32 PM
Maybe I got day 3's gift early? The mail here is pretty bizarre.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Eric P on December 10, 2013, 07:38:38 PM
It shows that as gift 2 on the site Eric (haven't been home to see if it's what my wife got), wondering why nachobro got something different, how odd.

ah.  that was my first gift.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 10, 2013, 07:50:03 PM
Still haven't gotten anything yet

:shaq2

Mail is insane here, though
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: nachobro on December 10, 2013, 08:18:18 PM
I want this gift :o
https://twitter.com/nichronomicon/status/410575184014241792
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 10, 2013, 09:16:01 PM
just like i said, cards against humanity shite
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 11, 2013, 03:10:09 PM
I got my first one today, coal.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 11, 2013, 04:46:14 PM
Day 2,

Coal.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 11, 2013, 05:25:46 PM
I got my coal, but it was in a really small envelope at the back of the mailbox that I might have missed last night. Still don't know where my first day cards are, damnit.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: brawndolicious on December 11, 2013, 09:24:02 PM
i got something i haven't heard of others receiving

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literal coal
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One of many presents I got from my Secret Santa last year (who was awesomely creative).
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 11, 2013, 10:34:02 PM
This thing was doomed not to be consistent going through USPS during the holidays
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 12, 2013, 12:20:17 PM
I got the coal and the Clusterfuck game  :lol
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 12, 2013, 05:32:47 PM
Still only received coal...

:shaq2
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 12, 2013, 05:34:21 PM
Got the Clusterfuck game.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2013, 05:43:51 PM
Still only received coal...

:shaq2

They didn't say which Holiday, lol. Me and you will get ours by Easter.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Eric P on December 12, 2013, 06:10:03 PM
GF got two packages today.  I got envelope 1 today.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Yeti on December 13, 2013, 12:38:03 AM
So far I've gotten two card packs and the coal. It's been pretty fun, I'm enjoying the drawings on the envelopes.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 13, 2013, 01:03:58 AM
Wife has only gotten first card pack and coal
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 13, 2013, 04:51:24 PM
Hah, I like it.  It's been fun to come home to a random gift every day
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 13, 2013, 04:54:35 PM
I didn't get one today :(
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 13, 2013, 05:13:57 PM
I got my cards from the first day on Wednesday. That's it.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: nachobro on December 13, 2013, 07:42:47 PM
Got both the coal and Clusterfuck game today. This is pretty cool, very fun idea
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 13, 2013, 07:50:30 PM
Either the mail is running really late today or I got NO mail, which sometimes happens, but I'm getting kind of annoyed...
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 13, 2013, 10:25:58 PM
oh boo hoo, you spent twelve dollars for twelve gifts in a month that you would have spent on a pricier sandwich in a day.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 13, 2013, 10:57:19 PM
I gotta land on the side of "USPS sucks, deal with it" and we still only have the first two.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 13, 2013, 11:41:29 PM
If I had gotten ANYTHING other than JUST the coal I wouldn't really be complaining. But, the mail here sucks even worse than most places (dude shows up after 6 routinely when it's NOT the holidays, and some days we just don't get anything) so I don't know why I'm surprised. :P

Guess it's just a case of seeing everyone else get cool shit and not meeeeeeee
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 13, 2013, 11:43:56 PM
Lol fair enough yeah I want my shit too
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: chronovore on December 13, 2013, 11:54:14 PM
http://clusterfuckgame.com/

Clusterfuck is free for download even for people who are not participating in the Christmas special.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 14, 2013, 06:07:54 PM
Day 5.

Still just coal.

:fbm
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 14, 2013, 06:48:24 PM
I finally got the Day 1 cards today.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Eric P on December 15, 2013, 01:16:09 AM
Got some day 5 stuff

2 sets cards, 1 set coal

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some "posters" of "art" of some of the cards
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Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 16, 2013, 08:32:14 PM
Got my day 3 shit. So, progress!
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 16, 2013, 08:39:49 PM
I've read over the rules on how to play clusterfuck, but I feel like I'm missing something...
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 16, 2013, 10:50:02 PM
I've read over the rules on how to play clusterfuck, but I feel like I'm missing something...

I don't really understand the "passing notes" part, but then I downloaded the PDF and it made mroe sense; the entire idea of the game is trying to fake people out into thinking you'll point to them, or getting people to point with you. You do this via passing notes and non verbal winks etc. You're basically spending the note passing round trying to get someone to point at you also, all the while trying to organize a threesome.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Yeti on December 17, 2013, 12:56:27 AM
Yeah, but you can't be too overt about organizing your threesome, because others can call you out for it and screw you over.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 17, 2013, 05:30:28 PM
Got the posters today, so that makes it: Day 2, 3, and 6 received.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 17, 2013, 05:33:52 PM
I got 1, 2, and 4.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Eric P on December 17, 2013, 06:37:49 PM
I got 4 and 5. 

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4 is pretty dope, it's a comic newspaper w/ comics from web cartoonists.  5 is more cards
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Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 17, 2013, 07:06:04 PM
still at 1 and 3 ... only. :|
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 17, 2013, 07:10:59 PM
I thought 4 was Clusterfuck?
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Eric P on December 17, 2013, 07:30:23 PM
My 4 is different. My GF got clusterfuck, i got the spoiled thing above
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 17, 2013, 10:15:26 PM
Cards cards cards blah
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 18, 2013, 05:16:29 PM
Day 7: nothing
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 19, 2013, 05:11:45 PM
Got more fuckin cards.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 19, 2013, 05:13:13 PM
Day 8: nothing
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Eric P on December 19, 2013, 06:24:08 PM
day 12 is fucking amazing
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2013, 06:36:24 PM
day 12 is fucking amazing

Someone on GAF claimed they got what they wrote down on their "What do you want for Christmas?" question, is that Day 12? :o
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 19, 2013, 06:46:05 PM
Hope not, I accidentally left that blank :lol
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2013, 06:51:48 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=94064725&postcount=14614

It's from the Anime thread tho, and you know how those people are.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Eric P on December 19, 2013, 06:52:07 PM
day 12 is fucking amazing

Someone on GAF claimed they got what they wrote down on their "What do you want for Christmas?" question, is that Day 12? :o

i don't think i put anything so I can't really say
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: nachobro on December 20, 2013, 12:24:18 AM
I asked for a PS4 and beef jerky
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 20, 2013, 12:38:37 AM
I'm pretty sure I asked for hookers n blow
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 20, 2013, 12:47:27 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=94064725&postcount=14614

It's from the Anime thread tho, and you know how those people are.

That's a good movie, too.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 20, 2013, 01:26:53 PM
http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/donorschoose/

You should really read all this.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 20, 2013, 07:57:35 PM
I got a special CAH card

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had my name on it
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Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 20, 2013, 10:49:04 PM
I asked for an iPad so fingers crossed
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Yeti on December 21, 2013, 01:40:24 AM
http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/donorschoose/

You should really read all this.

I love CAH infographics. :heart
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 21, 2013, 08:14:05 PM
Yesterday I got some cards that I haven't seen anywhere else (the holiday bullshit website anyway) and judging from the envelope, looks to be Day 11. Today I got my Day 1 cards, which brings me to:

Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 6
Day 10 (everybody knows that's the $1 donation now)
Day 11?

Missing Clusterfuck, Day 5 cards, Day 7 cards, Day 9 cards (although I got my Day 11 early so maybe not?)

I'm guessing it's all gonna show up eventually.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 21, 2013, 10:44:37 PM
I got a card with my name on it too.

So did one of my friends.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 21, 2013, 10:58:36 PM
Today I got a bunch of "Funny Pages" comics on legit newspaper style paper.
I'm pretty sure these are all webcomics. One is that comic with the green T-Rex that's always the same panels.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 22, 2013, 12:14:35 AM
Yesterday I got some cards that I haven't seen anywhere else (the holiday bullshit website anyway) and judging from the envelope, looks to be Day 11. Today I got my Day 1 cards, which brings me to:

Was it the Non-Christmas ones? I got those yesterday.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 22, 2013, 12:38:23 AM
Yesterday I got some cards that I haven't seen anywhere else (the holiday bullshit website anyway) and judging from the envelope, looks to be Day 11. Today I got my Day 1 cards, which brings me to:

Was it the Non-Christmas ones? I got those yesterday.

It came in an envelope with 11 figures on it. I haven't seen em posted anywhere else, although I haven't looked.  Don't click if you don't wanna know!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/WcK0bhF.jpg?2)
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Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: nachobro on December 22, 2013, 01:41:29 AM
Today I got a bunch of "Funny Pages" comics on legit newspaper style paper.
I'm pretty sure these are all webcomics. One is that comic with the green T-Rex that's always the same panels.
Yep, got that and the non-holiday cards today.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 23, 2013, 01:55:10 PM
Got that but I still haven't gotten Day 3 yet lol
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 23, 2013, 06:16:57 PM
Yesterday I got some cards that I haven't seen anywhere else (the holiday bullshit website anyway) and judging from the envelope, looks to be Day 11. Today I got my Day 1 cards, which brings me to:

Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 6
Day 10 (everybody knows that's the $1 donation now)
Day 11?

Missing Clusterfuck, Day 5 cards, Day 7 cards, Day 9 cards (although I got my Day 11 early so maybe not?)

I'm guessing it's all gonna show up eventually.

Got my Day 12 gift, and yup, it's
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a card with my name on it.
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Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 23, 2013, 10:28:41 PM
This made me laugh pretty hard:

(http://i.minus.com/jFbO3dghz7M7L.jpg) (http://minus.com/i/FbO3dghz7M7L)
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 23, 2013, 11:17:06 PM
An impressive likeness.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Yeti on December 23, 2013, 11:54:13 PM
haha, my posters weren't nearly that good
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: chronovore on December 24, 2013, 03:36:51 AM
That info graphic is pretty great.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 26, 2013, 07:50:36 PM
Got the Kill Card Posters today; I'm inching towards the finish line!

I got "The Entire Internet", "Dick Fingers" and "Peed a Little Bit".
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 26, 2013, 08:24:19 PM
Got Clusterfuck today, which means I'm now only missing Days 5, 8 and 9.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Eric P on December 26, 2013, 09:25:42 PM
my GF and I both got day 9 today
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: fistfulofmetal on December 26, 2013, 09:26:38 PM
Today I got the thank-you letter for the day they donated the dollar to schools.
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 07, 2014, 06:00:58 PM
Got my last one today, A Cringing Look Back at 2013. :bow2
Title: Re: HolidayBullshit.com
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 07, 2014, 06:32:49 PM
Got days 8 & 10, haven't received anything in a couple of days, still missing days 5 & 9.