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Title: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 01:25:32 PM
This album is so safe and so corporate. Just what the shit. It's so generic and I'm falling asleep. I'm not sure I can even finish it. I forgot it came out last week but I'm now listening to it on Spotify and I am so bored. Fame Monster and Born This Way shit on this.

Gaga is has jumped the shark.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 01:31:00 PM
How much of it have you listened to? Because there's actually quite a few good ones on there. Maybe you just have crazy expectations from Gaga?
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 01:32:45 PM
I don't have crazy expectations of Gaga. This album is :trash I don't remember a single song beyond Aura and the fact that apparently Twista is making a comeback. I stopped at Donatella.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 01:35:21 PM
Alright, well that's a pretty inflammatory review for not actually listening to it. Did you at least listen to the songs all the way through that you listened to?
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 01:37:34 PM
Do what you want with R Kelley is like a perfect throw back 90s song. Fashion! is groovy. Sexxx Dreams is good. Dope is alright, was way better with the lyrics she performed at the iTunes festival thing. Aura is awesome, Venus is good beyond the opening part.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 01:38:47 PM
I listened to all the songs I've listened to.

The production is awful and lacks the texture of Fame Monster or Born This Way. It is generic techno pop and lacks soul. It sounds like typical crap you'd hear at a gay bar. That random pop techno music they put on that you don't remember because it all blurs together.

Nothing comes close to Bloody Mary for instance in terms of production or vocals.

Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2013, 01:39:53 PM
And if it wasn't safe and corporate the response would be "omg what are you doing Gaga you're gonna FLOP, hew is this, shadeeee"
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: demi on November 18, 2013, 01:40:26 PM
I think Gaga likes to give herself crazy expectations - I dont think Himu is to blame.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 01:40:40 PM
At least listen to fashion! it's quite groovy. Is the music quality on spotify even any good?

Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 01:40:41 PM
I actually wish she'd break out of the techno pop crap. I've criticized her in the past for it. Oh well, at least I have Fame Monster.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 01:42:45 PM
I'd much rather listen to Bloody Mary, Spence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFwmKL5OL-Q

Oh hey look, cinematic production that helps tell a story that's not techno.

Let's throw that out of the window.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 01:43:55 PM
I'm sure there will be an extended version with more experimental songs, she said something in some interview about there being about 20 songs and half of them being experimental or something if I recall correctly.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2013, 01:44:36 PM
Didn't fans dismiss Born This Way too? I have no idea what they want her to do. All mainstream pop sounds the same to me, bunch of unce unce unce nonsense. I'm assuming there are underground/house sources to mine for fresh ideas though correct?
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 01:46:41 PM
Fans did not dismiss BTW. BTW has its share of fans. It's a grower more than anything, and the fans liked the album, though it is far more mixed in terms of reception than TFM.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: El Babua on November 18, 2013, 01:54:03 PM
Sad to hear. Liked The Fame and think Fame Monster is a masterpiece in pop.

Didn't like Born This Way much and didn't go all uh...gaga for the tracks I heard from Artpop either.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 01:55:24 PM
I do understand the complaint of it being safe, but to me this album makes perfect sense for Gaga. Listen to it all the way through, it's stoner pop. Gaga is a stoner.

I think it's better than Born this Way :yeshrug
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 01:56:44 PM
I do understand the complaint of it being safe, but to me this album makes perfect sense for Gaga. Listen to it all the way through, it's stoner pop. Gaga is a stoner.

I think it's better than Born this Way :yeshrug

:what :goty2 :goty
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 01:58:56 PM
Bitch, you haven't even listened to it all yet. In this thread forum, Himu can't tolerate different opinions

Some of the electronic songs (fashion comes to mind I think) have an almost Discovery feel, one of my favorite albums of all time
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 02:01:25 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2013, 02:03:48 PM
She's been remaking the same album for awhile to diminishing returns. Time to switch up your flow Gaga.

25mil down the drain :heh
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 02:04:07 PM
Spencer, you do realize the absurdity of music that requires one to be high in order to "get", right? :lol
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 02:05:30 PM
She's been remaking the same album for awhile to diminishing returns. Time to switch up your flow Gaga.

25mil down the drain :heh

:what

The Fame, Fame Monster, Born This Way, and Artpop sound NOTHING alike.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 02:07:54 PM
Not really what my point was, but it's okay I know this more about arbitrarily defending your snap judgement than having a discussion. I like it, that's all I've got to say about that :gump
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: octopushover on November 18, 2013, 02:08:17 PM
Bitch, you haven't even listened to it all yet. In this thread forum, Himu can't tolerate different opinions

Some of the electronic songs (fashion comes to mind I think) have an almost Discovery feel, one of my favorite albums of all time

:lol bullshit they have an almost Discovery feel.

"I find the musicality of the album has an almost Mozart's Magic Flute feel."
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 02:12:21 PM
Listen to fashion! and tell me it wasn't influenced by digital love.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 02:15:49 PM
I mean, duh, Discovery is a tough metric, it's nowhere near as good, but the influence is felt
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 02:17:30 PM
Comparing this to Discovery :lol :lol :rofl :dead

Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 02:23:01 PM
Spencer, Fashion is a good song. But I'm not hearing Digital Love in it. It's just vocal house. Certain sub genres of house tends to have a funk influence, and Daft Punk make house music.

See:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtZAzh0TSAo

Does this remind you of Digital Love?
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 02:26:13 PM
I mean, yeah that's fair, there's just an instrumentation or progession or something that evokes memories in me to that album, which fires up my pleasure centers is all I was getting at.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 02:45:52 PM
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/11/11/artpop-review-lady-gaga-s-album-wants-to-be-everything-but-is-nothing-at-all.html
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Diunx on November 18, 2013, 02:52:38 PM
This are some shocking news.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2013, 02:52:53 PM
cold world no KY jelly
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 18, 2013, 02:57:11 PM
I think you're expecting too much from a woman who gave us Poker Face and Just Dance.

Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2013, 02:58:30 PM
(http://s24.postimg.org/j3re66u6t/2013_11_17_203638.png)
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 18, 2013, 02:59:43 PM
Waiiit .. how does she know the color of it?

Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 03:09:17 PM
Finished the album.

4/10

What makes the album so disappointing is that Born This Way showed a lot of progression and experimentation. It featured rock, aggressive production, and cinematic beats that separated itself from the rest of mainstream pop. It showed that Gaga could be more than just a typical pop princess that was steeped in the usual pop blueprint of trance and catchy hooks. This was shown in its production, vocals, and lyrical content. Artpop, by contrast is an exercise in excess: almost every song mentions drugs or sex ("I am super sexual and I want you to see me as a sex icon") and its production is sterile and forgettable, gone is the experimentation from Fame Monster and Born This Way.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 03:14:20 PM
Spencer, I'm convinced Gaga is more of a cokehead than stoner, dude.

“Don’t want your jewels, I want your drugs.”
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 03:15:37 PM
Maybe, but there was some article came out sayin she smoked 15 joints a day
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2013, 03:16:54 PM
She's definitely a bbc addict
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Shaka Khan on November 18, 2013, 03:43:43 PM
The impending day when her fans cry "sellout!" Is upon us.

(... Not realizing she sold out day fucking one, you goops)
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Shaka Khan on November 18, 2013, 03:44:43 PM
"So corporate!" :lol
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 03:47:44 PM
The impending day when her fans cry "sellout!" Is upon us.

(... Not realizing she sold out day fucking one, you goops)

Of course, The Fame is about being famous embracing stardom. She also bombed as Stefani and did an image change. Her entire image is just a mask of PR.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: headwalk on November 18, 2013, 03:51:27 PM
what a blow. the music i'll have to listen to in food courts across the country will be slightly worse than it might have been.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Shaka Khan on November 18, 2013, 03:56:52 PM
She's another LGBT manipulative bitch (her orientation notwithstanding) and I despised that about her from the get go. Artists become gay icons, they don't assume the role and appoint themselves as such.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2013, 04:06:53 PM
How is she manipulative for realizing she has a bunch of gay fans, and supporting their cause financially and in every other conceivable way? I've never gotten the impression she's just doing that to win fans. There are plenty of pop stars who have realized gay men buy nearly as much shit as straight women, and thus have embraced that market. I don't think Britney Spears gives a shit she's a "gay icon," nor do many pop acts. Gaga seems to genuinely care about that stuff.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 04:21:23 PM
How is she manipulative for realizing she has a bunch of gay fans, and supporting their cause financially and in every other conceivable way? I've never gotten the impression she's just doing that to win fans. There are plenty of pop stars who have realized gay men buy nearly as much shit as straight women, and thus have embraced that market. I don't think Britney Spears gives a shit she's a "gay icon," nor do many pop acts. Gaga seems to genuinely care about that stuff.

Shaka is right. Artists become icons, not the other way around. Gaga actively panders to the point of harming the community she holds a torch for.

See: her raiding a drag show, without notice, to film a random crappy lyrical music video for Applause, while they were doing their job. The camera men actively got in the drag queens' faces to show,"HEY! WE HAVE GAY PEOPLE AND cheeseburgers IN THIS VIDEO. SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?" Never mind the abortion of a song in Born This Way, and some of the lyrics on her latest album.

Other pop artists pay tribute to their gay fans; Gaga makes it a point to include them as if to pamper and pander to show she is in on the joke. It's like an artist realizing they have a big black fanbase, and includes watermelon and fried chicken and collard greens in because, hey, I got black fans and I'm in on it too.

Example:

http://youtu.be/9ld9cZ7d_2A

There's a difference between supporting a cause and actively trying to include a subset for the purpose of marketing and pr.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2013, 04:24:37 PM
So she's being too flamboyant and "in your face" for the young gay community?
(http://i.imgur.com/atNvAkW.gif)
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 04:28:56 PM
She's not flamboyant and in your face. The problem is that:

1. she has a big lgbt fanbase
2. ALL pop stars have big lgbt fanbases
3. Gaga makes it a point to show that she recognizes her lgbt fanbase. There is nothing wrong with this in itself, however:
4. she has started to promote her material as if it is exclusively for lgbt people.

Popeyes is big with black people. You don't see Popeyes making marketing material as if to only include black people.

The problem is that she creates an inclusive environment for the sake of pandering. It's annoying and manipulative. Raiding a drag show in the middle of it unnoticed to record drag queens and cheeseburgers because she wants to "show her love for the community" is NOT cool. Let's call Popeyes the next time there's a gathering of black folks to show just how much we love our black customers!
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 04:33:53 PM
Just playing Devil's advocate -- could it by be argued that while it may seem pandering, by doing so Gaga has brought a spotlight that has been progressive? I'm thinking of the work she did against Don't Ask Don't Tell. Not my place to decide I guess, but I would say on the whole she's been a positive force.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2013, 04:55:18 PM
We'll have to agree to disagree. Her fans are passionate, excited, and gay. I see no problem with her catering to them. Pop in general has been catering to gay men and young girls for the last few years. This isn't like Popeyes or any other "chicken place," all of which have far more white customers than black customers, and thus appeal to multiple demographics. How many demographics care about Gaga or every other pop act except two (gay men+women).

With respect to the music, I'm sorry but MOST people I've observed who like good pop music didn't even like Born This Way, thought it was generic, didn't take chances compared to her earlier work, etc.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 05:07:50 PM
Born This Way is hardly generic. It is highly divisive however partly due to its experimentation. It has sounds from 80s hair metal, to rock ballads, to country. A big reason it isn't big on pop fans is because it wasn't a pure pop album and a departure for her from her early roots. Art pop is a direct response to Born This Way, by going back to more club oriented take. BTW wasn't perfect, there are songs I still skip, but I still love the ruthless dedication to.embracing different sounds and showing Gaga's vocal range.

Also, gotta love the subtle shade suggesting I don't like good pop music.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 05:10:53 PM
Saying Born This Way didn't take chances is asinine and ignorant considering one of the main singles is a rock ballad that has country leanings but okay.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on November 18, 2013, 05:11:47 PM
ARTPOP has some good tracks like aura, do what u want, applause, maybe venus/fashion!

but it's about as middling as Born This Way which was insulting on every level to LGBT people. Gaga should have either stopped at TFM or made something similar instead of either BTW or chartflop, fartplop, blah
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Post by: Polari on November 18, 2013, 05:13:03 PM
Born This Way sucked. A bloated, inconsistent mess. There were a few good ideas on there but far too many bad ones. It was a shame because The Fame Monster is actually a pretty great EP - stylistically diverse but everything worked. It was also about the length a pop record should be at around 35 minutes as opposed to 70+ for the Born This Way special edition.

As for the gay fans thing, she probably went too far there. Madonna always had a massive gay fan base without ever making her courting of that market overly explicit. The other thing Madonna always did well was reinvention. It might be time for Gaga to try her hand at that, as the current schtick seems a little dated.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 05:15:20 PM
The Fame Monster is definitely her best album and I doubt she will ever reach those highs again
 The production for Artpop is terrible. Is this the same producer as TFM and BTW?

Also Maurice you are now witnessing the diversity of Gaga's fan base. Some support her no matter what (see: popgaf stans). Some like Zeph want a return to TFM's horror and bombastic sound. Some like me want her to experiment. Some want her to return to her early club roots.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on November 18, 2013, 05:19:14 PM
the problem with lady gaga and why she will probably not make an album like TFM again anytime soon is that while you say ARTPOP is corporate it's actually not -- the problem is that now she has near-full creative control without an editor. she's surrounded by yes-men who don't really tell her what's good and what's not, which is why FARTPLOP is so full of filler and redundant songs.

one reviewer put it best that it's gone from "hey LOOK at me" to "hey look at ME" in terms of how she's presenting her music and herself
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Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 05:22:05 PM
:obama

Good point.

I did read that her manager left her. Seems like another Weeknd situation.

Also I like Fartflap the most.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 05:23:47 PM
Fartflop. :gladbron
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 18, 2013, 05:26:12 PM
Best song is the one about pot.

 :-*
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2013, 05:48:30 PM
The Fame Monster is definitely her best album and I doubt she will ever reach those highs again
 The production for Artpop is terrible. Is this the same producer as TFM and BTW?

Also Maurice you are now witnessing the diversity of Gaga's fan base. Some support her no matter what (see: popgaf stans). Some like Zeph want a return to TFM's horror and bombastic sound. Some like me want her to experiment. Some want her to return to her early club roots.

and based on this thread, it seems like most don't like Born This Way, as I said. I just find it odd to complain about a lack of innovation while championing a stale album.

Rap wise, it's like watching new generations of Lil Wayne fans shit on each new album. So the 16 year olds who like The Carter IV will shit on The Carter V, just as the 23 year olds who like The Carter III shat on The Carter IV. On and on, but at the end of the day they're arguing over turds.
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Post by: Shaka Khan on November 18, 2013, 05:52:30 PM
How is she manipulative for realizing she has a bunch of gay fans, and supporting their cause financially and in every other conceivable way? I've never gotten the impression she's just doing that to win fans. There are plenty of pop stars who have realized gay men buy nearly as much shit as straight women, and thus have embraced that market. I don't think Britney Spears gives a shit she's a "gay icon," nor do many pop acts. Gaga seems to genuinely care about that stuff.

Maybe a I am a bit too cynical, but from where I'm standing she's a always been the privileged kid who didn't make it as herself and had to transform her image and sound based on a thorough market research. I still enjoy some of her tracks, corporate or otherwise, but she does outside the studio ever felt genuine to me. That's not saying she's different than many others in that respect, but she has many millitant people defending her as "different" and "not like the others" which is is BS if you ask me.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 05:56:06 PM
The Fame Monster is definitely her best album and I doubt she will ever reach those highs again
 The production for Artpop is terrible. Is this the same producer as TFM and BTW?

Also Maurice you are now witnessing the diversity of Gaga's fan base. Some support her no matter what (see: popgaf stans). Some like Zeph want a return to TFM's horror and bombastic sound. Some like me want her to experiment. Some want her to return to her early club roots.

and based on this thread, it seems like most don't like Born This Way, as I said. I just find it odd to complain about a lack of innovation while championing a stale album.


Born This Way is highly divisive. It's love it or hate it. It has the same response everywhere. Ask popgaf. It isn't stale. It's just people who don't like Born This Way. There are a shit load of people who love Born This Way, however.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 05:59:18 PM
What the shit has Rihanna done lately :lol
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 05:59:52 PM
She did that...duet. And that swag song.
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2013, 06:04:40 PM
How is she manipulative for realizing she has a bunch of gay fans, and supporting their cause financially and in every other conceivable way? I've never gotten the impression she's just doing that to win fans. There are plenty of pop stars who have realized gay men buy nearly as much shit as straight women, and thus have embraced that market. I don't think Britney Spears gives a shit she's a "gay icon," nor do many pop acts. Gaga seems to genuinely care about that stuff.

Maybe a I am a bit too cynical, but from where I'm standing she's a always been the privileged kid who didn't make it as herself and had to transform her image and sound based on a thorough market research. I still enjoy some of her tracks, corporate or otherwise, but she does outside the studio ever felt genuine to me. That's not saying she's different than many others in that respect, but she has many millitant people defending her as "different" and "not like the others" which is is BS if you ask me.

I'm sorry but I don't even like Gaga and that's not true. She under performed as a regular artist, found her image, and succeeded? That explains so many pop and rock stars over the last 50 years. What market research was done? She got big at a time when unce unce unce wasn't dominating mainstream radio yet, and no other pop artists at the time had similar looks. It's not like Jimmy Iovine had her in a lab, testing her viability. She put out a couple huge hits and exploded.

If you want market tested/lab created, look at Rihanna.
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Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 06:07:59 PM
Also, Riri, Katy P and others jacked her style and made it more popular and overexposed, which lead to Gaga becoming less popular and irrelevant over time.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 06:08:00 PM
Lets take a look at Rihanna's song writing credits and then move on
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 06:11:42 PM
Aight, so Miley then? :smug
Title: Re: Holy crap, Lady gaga's new album is fucking terrible
Post by: Shaka Khan on November 18, 2013, 06:13:00 PM
How is she manipulative for realizing she has a bunch of gay fans, and supporting their cause financially and in every other conceivable way? I've never gotten the impression she's just doing that to win fans. There are plenty of pop stars who have realized gay men buy nearly as much shit as straight women, and thus have embraced that market. I don't think Britney Spears gives a shit she's a "gay icon," nor do many pop acts. Gaga seems to genuinely care about that stuff.

Maybe a I am a bit too cynical, but from where I'm standing she's a always been the privileged kid who didn't make it as herself and had to transform her image and sound based on a thorough market research. I still enjoy some of her tracks, corporate or otherwise, but she does outside the studio ever felt genuine to me. That's not saying she's different than many others in that respect, but she has many millitant people defending her as "different" and "not like the others" which is is BS if you ask me.

I'm sorry but I don't even like Gaga and that's not true. She under performed as a regular artist, found her image, and succeeded? That explains so many pop and rock stars over the last 50 years. What market research was done? She got big at a time when unce unce unce wasn't dominating mainstream radio yet, and no other pop artists at the time had similar looks. It's not like Jimmy Iovine had her in a lab, testing her viability. She put out a couple huge hits and exploded.

If you want market tested/lab created, look at Rihanna.


That comment about her fans wasn't directed at you. And the market research I'm referring to is related to her target audience. It felt very focused and defined. She checked all boxes, tailored her image to the smallest details and got the results.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 06:13:42 PM
Miley has two real hits, Party in the USA and We Can't Stop.

Nothing else.
:umad this dude doesn't own a radio I guess
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Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 06:16:10 PM
If you're arguing about the originality or songwriting talent or production of pop stars, you already lost (hilarious given that you're backing gaga while saying that, btw... Who is a carbon copy of Madonna).

Might as well go with the one that has the bangers and club hits cause thats all that matters in the genre. It's not really a musical genre of any worth besides catchability.

Or you can just shut the fuck up and listen to Janelle. Is she even pop? Sometimes I hesitate labeling her so.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 06:18:27 PM
If you don't know what #1 singles sound like, you're going to lose some credibility in pop discussion
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Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 06:19:31 PM
She is a highlight reel but let's be honest, I can't think of any original music these days. Every single artist worth listening to harps and expands on music made in the 60's - 90's.

But the originality in Janelle comes from her songwriting and telling a contained story across multiple albums via suites.
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Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 06:23:50 PM
I said nothing of your cred, breh. :what You're right about Riri. She's a queen.

And yes, electronic is the most progressive genre out now.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 06:25:29 PM
Himu, he was firin back at me :lol

All I'm sayin, is Miley will have at least another top 3 song off this album. My words, mark them.

Also :lol @ being from the Midwest making you a taste maker, thats rich.
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Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 06:31:35 PM
He's right about midwest tho.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 06:32:22 PM
Oh I'm not doubting corporate interests want the most bland and safe consumer to buy their products.


Also, I'm sure Rihanna will come out with something awesome again, but really, it's been awhile since she had a smash hit.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 18, 2013, 06:35:06 PM
Doesn't she have one right now with Eminem? And isn't her latest video blowing up on youtube? I can't stand her, I think she can't sing and she doesn't write her own music...but she's a hit machine. Def Jam basically has her on Motown status: shit out a hit every holiday or summer season.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 06:36:06 PM
Is that eminem song a hit? Well that's fair then, I just can't stand his shit anymore.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 06:38:42 PM
I guess you're right. I guess she just hasn't interested me personally. Where Have You Been was good, but that seems old already to me
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 06:42:54 PM
Why you roll hidden tho, Esch? Got them e-stalkers?
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Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 06:43:12 PM
This is how boring Lady Gaga's new album is. We ain't even talking about it or her anymore. :neogaf

Meanwhile, the Janelle Electric Lady thread lasted like 6 pages of pure album talk. :rejoice

MY QUEEN :rejoice
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 06:44:12 PM
Point. Not only that, but look how long it took to even have a thread.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 06:45:56 PM
Edit: actually we'll cross that bridge later :-*
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Post by: Beezy on November 18, 2013, 06:52:59 PM
Rihanna always has a hit record out. It's ridiculous.
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Post by: Himu on November 18, 2013, 07:03:28 PM
Ya'll read this? :lol  :neogaf :sabu :sabu :sabu

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dj-louie-xiv/pop-music-2013_b_4268485.html


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Rihanna: Over the past eight years, Rihanna has rather inexplicably morphed into our most reliable pop star, consistently delivering bangers with multi-format appeal and experimenting with unapologetic (hardy har, I'm sorry, that was cheap) abandon. Rih's issue lies with her pace (seven albums in eight years!), a breakneck release schedule that has rendered her yearly albums into four great singles surrounded by 7 questionable though sometimes fleetingly-fun filler tracks. Even her best LPs (Good Girl Gone Bad, Loud) are a smorgasbord of genres that don't hold together as albums.

Rih's 2014 move is to make a pointed artistic statement. Or just any statement, really. Basically I will accept a record that is ethereally coherent as long as it's not 13 completely random tracks recorded with 16,879 different collaborators. And since Rihanna so openly loves the "D," I'm gonna go ahead and suggest two huge "D"s that could touch her in places she never even knew existed, artistically: Drake and Diplo. Drake would be a great executive producer if Rihanna opts for a moody, emo-futuristic R&B album. Diplo could serve the same function should she want to reconnect with her dancehall and reggae roots. Two "D"s, both exciting prospects. Whatever the case, the one "D" she needs to steer way clear of is David Guetta.

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Katy Perry: For you, Ms. Perry, my prescription is simple: Do anything else. Literally anything at all. Witch-house? Fine. A cover album of classic, medieval bard tunes from the Nordic region? Super! A dubstep / string-quartet hybrid where you appear playing only a distorted, wobbling electric viola for 14 tracks? Well, that'd be just stupendous. All I'm saying is do anything besides another album where an apparently intelligent, 30-year-old divorcee sings the lyrics "I went from zero to my own hero" with a straight face. Cool? Cool.

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Chris Brown: Just don't, ever again.

Justin Bieber: You either.

Robin Thicke: You most of all.

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Lady GaGa: I have to confess something: I kinda like ARTPOP in spite of itself. Sure, it's not the "reverse-Warholian" mind-fuck GaGa may or may not think it is, but we should be thanking God for that! It's mostly just fun, dumb pop songs with soaring melodies and a lot of GaGa's freakishly bizarre yet compelling personality.

That said, it's not a great album by any means (it contains a "trap" song called "Jewels 'N Drugs," after all) but I think GaGa might really have the potential for greatness. By my count, she needs to drive further towards the '80s arena-rock sound that she began to develop of Born This Way. Her most compelling post-"Bad Romance" tunes have been the Springsteen-ian "Edge of Glory," the Queen-esque (Queeny?) stomp of "You and I" and on her current album, the Bon Jovi-goes-Elton John bar-rattler, "Gypsy." Bottom line: GaGa's a classic rocker pretending to be a disco-queen and I believe her future success lies mostly in the former but with an eye on the fun inherent in the latter. Got it? Fun-spirited, unpretentious, post-Springsteenian arena rock mixed with a touch of nu-disco, sprinkled with club-shaking dance-pop and a big ole wink. See? Easy!

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Britney Spears: Dear Brit, Don't take this the wrong way, but it's been clear to some of us in the group for a while that your heart's really not in the whole song-and-dance routine anymore. Since I feel like no one's telling you this, I'm taking on the responsibility myself: You don't have to do this anymore! You're free!

Look: You did it, you made it to the top. We're all SOO proud! Now take your millions and Sean and Jaden and Jeremiah and whatever other kids you have stashed in that Malibu McMansion, go back to Louisiana and open up that roadside 'Po-Boy' stand you've always dreamed of! Cop an airboat at Home Depot and cruise around the bayou! Tan just a little bit too much and hunt some alligators. Watch all the football and eat all the Cheetos your precious little heart desires. You deserve it!

And on the note of deserving things, we deserve to never ever hear "Scream & Shout" ever again.

:dead
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 18, 2013, 07:06:30 PM
Poor Britney :lol
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 18, 2013, 07:18:10 PM
I thought The Fame Monster was a fun, dumb pop album.  For some reason, she got it into her head that she is some avant-garde visionary and fell off hard thereafter.  It seems like RedOne deserves as much credit as anyone else to her success.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 18, 2013, 10:20:50 PM
Time for more hating:

Her new shitty album will lose her label $25,000,000: http://www.businessinsider.com/lady-gagas-artpop-album-flop-expected-to-lose-label-25m-2013-11

Her new shitty album is tracking to be a 75% drop over her last shitty album: http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/5785934/lady-gaga-artpop-billboard-200-chart-projection

Instead of listening to a shitty album named Artpop, listen instead to a great album called PopArt:

(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/29102925/PopArt++The+Hits++CD1+Pop+albumpopartthehits.jpg)

P.S. Spencer is and always will be a loser
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Post by: Polari on November 18, 2013, 10:25:21 PM
Pet Shop Boys :bow2
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Post by: StealthFan on November 19, 2013, 12:49:24 AM
Remember when her videos were like 10 minutes long? Terrible.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on November 19, 2013, 02:56:55 AM

Or you can just shut the fuck up and listen to Janelle. Is she even pop? Sometimes I hesitate labeling her so.

I guess. She basically just is an updated highlight reel of black music with her own songwriting knacks thrown in. And yeah, she makes pop music.
This should be the last time I hear Janelle Monae described as a "highlight reel of black music". Come the fuck on.

And yeah, she does *some* pop music. Tightrope, Dance Apocalyptic, and Q.U.E.E.N. are the only songs even close, and they're a blend of genres themselves. Most of what she produces is not pop music, though.
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Post by: Himu on November 19, 2013, 02:59:28 AM
get him sis

cut ha
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Post by: Himu on November 19, 2013, 03:08:28 AM
Um, she's not a sacred cow. I even agreed with Esch. It's just Zeph who opposes it. I just want to see Zeph vs Esch.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2013, 12:47:32 PM
White person doing retro throwback music is fine, but I guess a strong black woman doing it is=hightlight reel shite with no creativity.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2013, 12:54:07 PM
Monae would probably be SO popular if she was white.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 19, 2013, 01:08:27 PM
Monae would probably be SO popular if she was white.

Meh, i dunno. She doesn't really make hits per se. I guess the closest comparison we have is someone like Adele maybe.

Adele, ie the white Sharon Jones?
 :PP
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Post by: Himu on November 19, 2013, 01:53:59 PM
Adele and Monae are top tier. Everyone else rummaging for scraps. Real talk.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 19, 2013, 10:57:49 PM
I'm listening to Miley right now (someone else, good song) and listened to Gaga earlier. Holy shit Miley's album has way better production and engineering
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Post by: Himu on November 19, 2013, 11:16:04 PM
Told you.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on November 20, 2013, 01:48:21 AM
This should be the last time I hear Janelle Monae described as a "highlight reel of black music". Come the fuck on.

And yeah, she does *some* pop music. Tightrope, Dance Apocalyptic, and Q.U.E.E.N. are the only songs even close, and they're a blend of genres themselves. Most of what she produces is not pop music, though.

:yeshrug the truth is hard to accept sometimes. But that's what she does. She makes updated versions and tributes. There's nothing wrong with that either; why do you think she overcompensates with LGBT bait and her style? It's because she needs a selling point, just like every other major label artist.

Throwaway Coli Post Machine Vs. Master of All Hyperboles?

Why?
Fuck off.
The only artist in this thread that uses "LGBT bait" is Lady Gaga. Monae has subtlely to overtly included LGBT references ever since her unreleased studio album, but it's never been a focal point. In fact, the press puts it on her because all these people think Monae is lesbian.
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Post by: Himu on November 20, 2013, 07:25:19 PM
http://music-mix.ew.com/2013/11/18/lady-gaga-snl-ratings-artpop-bump/

:dead

I'm convinced it is because not due to BTW but because of the music from Art pop. Applause is so bad and it tanked on the charts. So it makes sense. Then you have stuff like Jewels and Drugs.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2013, 07:42:52 PM
Isn't like half of Monae's band gay?

BTW that article seems ridiculous. It compares previous SNL bumps to Gaga without mentioning all three artists listed had signifigantly less name recognition/popularity than Gaga. It's like an Apple ad leading to some unknown indie band's album getting an increase in downloads.

Miley Cyrus released three huge videos, had the entire media focused on her, had a hit song, "shocking" live performance...and only did 250k. Gaga is tracking towards 260k without a hit single or noteworthy video. To me this points more to the general law of diminishing returns in music sales now, plus of course the fact that Artpop wasn't being sold on Amazon for 99cents like Born This Way was. And, of course, the lack of a hit single.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 20, 2013, 07:53:51 PM
I didn't know Miley Cyrus did 250k.

I assume a lot of these singers have 360 deals because given how many millions record labels undoubtedly dumped into that album, even at $20 each, you're looking at $5 million.  If Lady Gaga's advertising was over $25 million, I imagine Miley's album is right up there.  I'm not sure how they could ever recuperate those costs except through a cut of their live performances.
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Post by: Himu on November 20, 2013, 07:56:55 PM
I agree. No ones albums are selling.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2013, 08:03:22 PM
Eminem is destroying everybody sales wise, right now; doesn't matter how shitty the album is, there will apparently always be 1mil white people ready to give him $14. And while Katy Perry's album sold <300k first week I'm assuming it'll have very long legs due to multiple singles being released over the next few months; just like her last album. Meanwhile I think Miley Cyrus is a flash in the pan type artist who will disappear the minute something else arrives (Rihanna's next album).

I'd imagine Gaga has a 360 deal as well, which is good news for Interscope. Her last two tours grossed more than $100mil each iirc
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 20, 2013, 08:03:42 PM
Back in the day, bands wouldn't make shit off of their album sales, they got their money through touring and that is how Mick Jagger could be worth $200 million or whatever.  Now, especially in an era of $25 million advertising budgets, I wonder if these people make any kind of money touring or at all.  Being a band on a mainstream label is probably shittier than ever, especially in the internet/Youtube era.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on November 20, 2013, 10:25:59 PM
Isn't like half of Monae's band gay?

BTW that article seems ridiculous. It compares previous SNL bumps to Gaga without mentioning all three artists listed had signifigantly less name recognition/popularity than Gaga. It's like an Apple ad leading to some unknown indie band's album getting an increase in downloads.

Miley Cyrus released three huge videos, had the entire media focused on her, had a hit song, "shocking" live performance...and only did 250k. Gaga is tracking towards 260k without a hit single or noteworthy video. To me this points more to the general law of diminishing returns in music sales now, plus of course the fact that Artpop wasn't being sold on Amazon for 99cents like Born This Way was. And, of course, the lack of a hit single.
I hope her bongo drummer/tribal drum whatever player is gay. What a hot piece of white muscle cub goodness.
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Post by: Trent Dole on November 20, 2013, 10:40:41 PM
I'm probably not going to listen to Artpop anytime soon since I haven't even gone through Reflektor one yet and don't seem to be in any hurry to do so but it makes me sad that Ga is being outsold by complete fucking shit like Miley and Katy and latter day Em. :yuck
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Post by: chronovore on December 04, 2013, 12:10:43 AM
I've been listening to this album, and think it's pretty much right in line with where she was going with The Fame Monster. There's nothing surprising, and it is along the same trajectory; not sure what people wanted. I like it quite a bit.

Eminem is destroying everybody sales wise, right now; doesn't matter how shitty the album is, there will apparently always be 1mil white people ready to give him $14. And while Katy Perry's album sold <300k first week I'm assuming it'll have very long legs due to multiple singles being released over the next few months; just like her last album. Meanwhile I think Miley Cyrus is a flash in the pan type artist who will disappear the minute something else arrives (Rihanna's next album).

I'd imagine Gaga has a 360 deal as well, which is good news for Interscope. Her last two tours grossed more than $100mil each iirc

I don't know how the calculations work, but Gaga paid a bunch of money during the concerts to keep things changed up, allegedly for the fans. She went bankrupt, but that could have been the changes coming out of her cut, and maybe didn't affect the studio's take?

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/0cca76f0-873a-11e0-b983-00144feabdc0.html
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Post by: Raban on December 04, 2013, 10:50:56 AM
I've been listening to this album, and think it's pretty much right in line with where she was going with The Fame Monster. There's nothing surprising, and it is along the same trajectory; not sure what people wanted. I like it quite a bit.
I can't speak for everybody, but I was hoping she'd iterate on the direction she went with Born This Way. For a moment it seemed like she was moving past the airy pop music, but Artpop does a U-turn right back into it.
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Post by: Barry Egan on December 04, 2013, 09:15:31 PM
Lorde is pretty good.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 05, 2013, 08:04:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/M1yOTcW.jpg)

:what
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Post by: Positive Touch on December 05, 2013, 08:26:40 PM
cutting-edge style!
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 05, 2013, 09:41:16 PM
That shit is like so deep man.  She really made me question my own beliefs and values and challenged them through carefully crafted stunts to show how different she is.
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Post by: Positive Touch on December 05, 2013, 10:22:57 PM
now i am finally free to wear meat in public
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Post by: nudemacusers on December 05, 2013, 10:29:46 PM
the fuck is going on in here  :sabu :leon :holeup
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Post by: chronovore on December 06, 2013, 12:33:32 AM
Everyone has a sad that the pop star turned out to not be jesus.

Sexy jesus.
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Post by: ZephyrFate on December 07, 2013, 11:05:15 PM
apparently she lied about her album sales recently and the fact that she's playing much smaller venues for her Artpop tour means this baby is on the decline
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on December 07, 2013, 11:10:55 PM
apparently she lied about her album sales recently and the fact that she's playing much smaller venues for her Artpop tour means this baby is on the decline

Ah, so she did: http://www.examiner.com/article/lady-gaga-lies-about-album-sales-as-career-continues-to-crash

Same thing is apparently happening to Kanye West (poor selling album, shit ticket sales)
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Post by: nudemacusers on December 07, 2013, 11:20:08 PM
She sells herself as the ambassador for the youth, but is a mentally deranged drug addict.

lmao, they are going in
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Post by: Himu on December 08, 2013, 12:26:27 AM
I've been listening to this album, and think it's pretty much right in line with where she was going with The Fame Monster. There's nothing surprising, and it is along the same trajectory; not sure what people wanted. I like it quite a bit.
I can't speak for everybody, but I was hoping she'd iterate on the direction she went with Born This Way. For a moment it seemed like she was moving past the airy pop music, but Artpop does a U-turn right back into it.

This
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Post by: Himu on December 08, 2013, 12:28:37 AM
apparently she lied about her album sales recently and the fact that she's playing much smaller venues for her Artpop tour means this baby is on the decline

Ah, so she did: http://www.examiner.com/article/lady-gaga-lies-about-album-sales-as-career-continues-to-crash

Same thing is apparently happening to Kanye West (poor selling album, shit ticket sales)

Do not trust Examiner when it comes to Gaga. There are writers there who have it out for her and will report outright lies. For example, the people being laid off rumor.
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Post by: nudemacusers on December 08, 2013, 12:50:32 AM
apparently she lied about her album sales recently and the fact that she's playing much smaller venues for her Artpop tour means this baby is on the decline

Ah, so she did: http://www.examiner.com/article/lady-gaga-lies-about-album-sales-as-career-continues-to-crash

Same thing is apparently happening to Kanye West (poor selling album, shit ticket sales)

Do not trust Examiner when it comes to Gaga. There are writers there who have it out for her and will report outright lies. For example, the people being laid off rumor.
oh, they have some beef with her? not as fun.

I mean, they basically call her a drugged up floozy, as if that were bad thing.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 08, 2013, 01:04:18 AM
She has sold 600k worldwide? That's not as bad as I thought, and she could still go plat.

Gaga attacks Madonna and Xtina wtf? I thought only stans did that shit.  :lol
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 13, 2014, 04:24:33 PM
Lady Gaga is such a good person...

http://www.thesuperficial.com/lady-gaga-born-this-way-5000-2-million-dollars-donations-03-2014

Lady GaGa’s Born This Way Foundation Only Gave $5,000 Of Its $2 Million To Actual Charity

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The foundation, which lists Gaga’s lovely mom, Cynthia Germanotta, as president, had a lot of expenses in 2012 that had nothing to do with helping anyone. They spent $300,000 on “Strategic Consulting (web, digital),” $62,836 on “Stage Productions (Harvard, LA, UN),” $50,000 on “Social Media,” and another almost $50,000 on “Event Coordination.”
What?
Born this Way also spent: $808,661 on “other”; $406,552 on “Legal”; $150,000 on “Philanthropic Consulting”; $60,000 on “research”; 58,768 on “Publicity fees”; $78,000 on “travel”. They spent $72,000 on salaries– presumably for running the Born this Way bus, although that episode had its own expense line.
Under ‘grants to organizations or individuals”: $5000. Five thousand dollars.

:neogaf
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 13, 2014, 04:34:15 PM
I feel like nearly half of a budget shouldn't be able to be classified as other
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2014, 05:10:45 PM
donate to celeb charities brehs
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Post by: Himu on March 14, 2014, 09:06:13 PM
this woman :what

http://bzfd.it/1m2fi3Y

and

http://variety.com/2014/music/news/lady-gaga-slams-music-industry-at-sxsw-keynote-dont-sell-out-to-this-business-1201133455/

:what
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Post by: chronovore on March 14, 2014, 09:50:54 PM
this woman :what

http://bzfd.it/1m2fi3Y

and

http://variety.com/2014/music/news/lady-gaga-slams-music-industry-at-sxsw-keynote-dont-sell-out-to-this-business-1201133455/

:what

I feel like Gaga's work, at least visually, has favored a strong connection to the cheaply provocative, lurid, and pornographic. Oddly, I'm more interested in the vomit artist's regular work in its normal context, rather than this girl-on-girl emetophilia. It could be a remarkably deep statement about what drives an artist, but in the on-stage supportive performance with Gaga, it speaks an entirely different message.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 14, 2014, 09:51:48 PM
this woman :what

http://bzfd.it/1m2fi3Y

and

http://variety.com/2014/music/news/lady-gaga-slams-music-industry-at-sxsw-keynote-dont-sell-out-to-this-business-1201133455/

:what

I feel like Gaga's work, at least visually, has favored a strong connection to the cheaply provocative, lurid, and pornographic. Oddly, I'm more interested in the vomit artist's regular work in its normal context, rather than this girl-on-girl emetophilia. It could be a remarkably deep statement about what drives an artist, but in the on-stage supportive performance with Gaga, it speaks an entirely different message.

doesn't that describe 90% of pop stars? Even Beyonce is doing it now.

Gaga simply tries to hide it with faux art.
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Post by: Rufus on March 14, 2014, 10:32:35 PM
She's not gonna beat GG Allin.
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Post by: Trent Dole on March 14, 2014, 10:39:55 PM
Kinda hard to top performing nude, defecating in front of the audience, smearing yourself with said poo, flinging it into the audience, and also physically and sexually assaulting your audience. :nsfw