THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ToxicAdam on November 22, 2013, 11:50:29 AM
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Please tell me your secret invention that will make you a millionaire.
Thanksgiving Cologne (smells like a Thanksgiving dinner)
Urinals with cup holders molded into them.
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A machine that creates million-dollar inventions.
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Disposable hand guns
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Disposable hand guns
Thanks to 3D printers, that's already a thing!
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roads the melt ice
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Water cooler full of coffee -- iced or hot taps
Okay maybe I just need some caffeine this morning
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A shoe with a heel made of hundreds of thin disposable sole covers.
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A Monopoly-variant that's actually fun.
Just kidding, that's impossible.
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a dust bomb. toss it into a room, it attracts and condenses all the dust into a single ball. i've gotten as far as gluing swiffer pads to a yo-yo and going around the world.
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a dust bomb. toss it into a room, it attracts and condenses all the dust into a single ball. i've gotten as far as gluing swiffer pads to a yo-yo and going around the world.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Fsrf4zDGM
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A Monopoly-variant that's actually fun.
Just kidding, that's impossible.
I hear if you play by the actual rules it at least won't take forever to play. Unsure if it's going to be more fun though.
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Straws with a thin ring of heavier plastic at the bottom so they actually stay in the fucking drink and don't rise up out of it.
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someone already took my idea
lets say you have electrical sockets behind like heavy shelfs and stuff and you wanna plug stuff in back there isnt enough space between the socket and the shelf or whatever
so like you plug in this adapter thing that lets you plug in stuff at like a 90degree angle
I saw an informercial for this so im too late to be rich
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Computer screen cover that converts the screen to ultraviolet and a corresponding pair of glasses that converts them from ultraviolet back into viewable light.
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A dedicated machine that hooks into a television that provides entertainment that preys on human's desire for ritualistic behavior. Fulfilling this need also acts as a numbing agent to the deep emotional pain and loneliness that was inflicted when they went through puberty, allowing them to return to a time when life was in a more innocent, carefree state.
In an effort to make them feel more connected, we will allow them to create loose social connections with other users in exchange for a monthly fee. I will also make them pay three times the usual costs for peripherials that help them interact with this machine.
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A dedicated machine that hooks into a television that provides entertainment that preys on human's desire for ritualistic behavior. Fulfilling this need also acts as a numbing agent to the deep emotional pain and loneliness that was inflicted when they went through puberty, allowing them to return to a time when life was in a more innocent, carefree state.
In an effort to make them feel more connected, we will allow them to create loose social connections with other users in exchange for a monthly fee. I will also make them pay three times the usual costs for peripherials that help them interact with this machine.
Meh, I'd rather just have a robot that sucks my dick.
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- A robot that you can fuck. I believe this is the future, I just want to make sure I get to be an initial investor so I can retire on a beach somewhere when I'm 45.
- Inorganic artificial photosynthesizers: Convert mass quantities of carbon dioxide to oxygen. You'd have it run with solar panels to provide the energy. In 50 years, we'll be back to wondering if we're going to be in an Ice Age.
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Imma get people to fuck on camera and sell the videos for money. I'll call them Fuck Movies.
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^stolen and copyrighted. be on the look out for Fuck MoveaseŽ coming 2014
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Porn search by image.
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BoreWATR, for whenever you want semen-flavored water at your gay rave orgies.
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Hats.
For bats.
Keep bats warm.
Gracias.
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From my lawyer: Based on certain patent pending laws and ongoing legal procedures I cannot convey that information... ;)
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Durags for the penis head
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BoreWATR, for whenever you want semen-flavored water at your gay rave orgies.
I prefer to make my own, thanks.
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BoreWATR, for whenever you want semen-flavored water at your gay rave orgies.
I prefer to make my own, thanks.
That's copyright infringement.
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stain and odor absorbing underwear that last two weeks
solar powered smartphone
taking low tech and high tech markets by storm
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Hot milk that keeps cereal crispy
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XXXL-sized can opener, so you can turn ANY CAR into a convertible.
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Underpants with a elephant trunk like pipe fitted to the front so you can ACTUALLY piss through your zipper without a chance of catching your meat.
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Underpants with a elephant trunk like pipe fitted to the front so you can ACTUALLY piss through your zipper without a chance of catching your meat.
Already happened:
:nsfw
http://i.imgur.com/CYcMQfG.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/CYcMQfG.jpg)
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FUCK
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Underpants with a elephant trunk like pipe fitted to the front so you can ACTUALLY piss through your zipper without a chance of catching your meat.
Already happened:
:nsfw
http://i.imgur.com/CYcMQfG.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/CYcMQfG.jpg)
White man trying to steal something invented by black men, AGAIN.