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Title: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 24, 2013, 06:25:15 PM

"circling the hippocampian wagons of amygdalian resistance"
http://allthingsd.com/20131124/while-users-lament-only-25-percent-of-yahoos-willing-eat-mail-dogfood-memo/
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 24, 2013, 08:33:27 PM
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Certainly, we can admire the application for its survival, an anachronism of the now defunct 90s PC era, a pre-web program written at a time when NT Server terrorized the data center landscape with the confidence of a T-Rex born to yuppie dinosaur parents who fully bought into the illusion of their son’s utter uniqueness because the big-mouthed, tiny-armed monster infant could mimic the gestures of The Itsy-Bitsy Pterodactyl.

 :umad
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: El Babua on November 24, 2013, 09:31:32 PM
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Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: Tasty on November 24, 2013, 09:45:06 PM
The new Yahoo Mail is a scarily-accurate ripoff of Gmail, which is perfect, so I share in the Yahoo execs' confusion at employees deliberately using an antiquated product.
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: thisismyusername on November 24, 2013, 10:05:54 PM
The new Yahoo Mail is a scarily-accurate ripoff of Gmail, which is perfect, so I share in the Yahoo execs' confusion at employees deliberately using an antiquated product.

What? Disagree. I'd have to go through and relook at Yahoo mail to write up a disagreement, and I can't be assed but: I simply disagree.
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: Tasty on November 24, 2013, 10:11:01 PM
(http://i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news2/The-New-Yahoo-Mail-Gets-Infinite-Scrolling-Preview-Pane-to-the-Right-2.png?1370501215)

Seems Gmail-y to me but I haven't used it.
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 24, 2013, 10:49:04 PM
I've been a Yahoo mail user forever. It's the same basic format it's been for years. Just new colors, new fonts and more rounded edges.
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: Momo on November 24, 2013, 11:53:51 PM
Yeah it's the same shit it always was, have been with Yahoo since 2001 or some shit. I use the account to sign up to spam sites
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: Oblivion on November 24, 2013, 11:55:30 PM
I've been a Yahoo mail user forever. It's the same basic format it's been for years. Just new colors, new fonts and more rounded edges.

Yeah, I didn't see much of a difference.

Except the compose message interface seems pretty new (and shitty).
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: Momo on November 25, 2013, 12:08:01 AM
Despite Andrex being an obvious shill, Yahoo is absolutely shit, and that Outlook comments are gold :rofl
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 25, 2013, 03:08:07 AM
Are yahoo employees really called "Yahoos?"

As a former employee of Yahoo I can tell you that yes they are indeed called Yahoos. My badge even included the phrase in it.
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: pilonv1 on November 25, 2013, 06:51:16 AM
I have to use gmail for work, Yahoo looks exactly the same. Functional but without any of the features you'd actually want to use for working.
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: pilonv1 on November 25, 2013, 07:01:44 AM
cuckolds
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 25, 2013, 08:13:23 AM
Foxconners
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: Reb on November 25, 2013, 10:47:10 AM
Micropenisses
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: T-Short on November 25, 2013, 10:54:11 AM
Cruncheons
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: Momo on November 25, 2013, 11:16:21 AM
Microcks
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: Tasty on November 25, 2013, 11:33:47 AM
Mickey Dees.
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 25, 2013, 12:22:04 PM
Clippies
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: Momo on November 25, 2013, 12:24:18 PM
Employee, go home
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 25, 2013, 02:33:29 PM
Yahoos :rofl

What are MS employees called? Softies?

yes, thankfully not that often and not by management though.

or else they are called blue badges, vendors, csg etc.
Title: Re: Ciffy lauds to Van C. on his new Yahoo gig
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 25, 2013, 05:09:45 PM
Employee, go home

Words never once heard by anyone at Foxconn.