THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Atramental on December 06, 2013, 09:03:59 PM
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probably will regret this. :noah
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How many digits have you had in your butt at the same time?
Have you ever considered being intimate with a fella?
Does your lip quiver upon the thought of a morsel of tepid lovebutter melting on your tongue?
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have you ever beat your meat in the name of jesus?
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are you happy?
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How many digits have you had in your butt at the same time?
0. I'm not really into butt stuff.
Have you ever considered being intimate with a fella?
No one specific... but if I had enough XTC or Alcohol in my system I probably wouldn't mind getting sucked off by a MTF trans person who was more on the feminine side. I've admitted that much to myself. Again, no butt stuff.
Also. it's 2013. Head is head. :yeshrug
Does your lip quiver upon the thought of a morsel of tepid lovebutter melting on your tongue?
nope. I happily give of my lovebutter but I don't want receive it. I'm a giver. Not a taker. :hitler
do you ever rub wax on your head to make it super shiny since you have no hair
Not yet. I just shave the noggin. Nothing fancy.
have you ever beat your meat in the name of jesus?
Beat my meat for religious purposes? Can't say that I have.
I mean, when I was religious there was a lot of guilt when I was jacking it to women stroking guys dicks with their feet. (my main fetish)
God damn. I'm really going deep into this shit tonight. :noah
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What's your favorite anime?
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are you happy?
I'm....
I'm comfortably numb on most days. Nothing really good or bad has happened to me in a while.
What would make me happy is having my own place and being able to support myself financially but that might be a while...
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What's your favorite anime?
Can't say that I really have a favorite but I've really been enjoying Kill La Kill on crunchy roll as of late.
I also like:
Attack on Titan
Gurren Lagenn
Panty & Stocking
Death Note
And...
Ouran Host Club
But that's all I can think of right now.
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On the subject of MTF head: How big is your collection of trans porn (this includes futa and crossdressing)?
What would your parents do if they ever found out about said collection?
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On the subject of MTF head: How big is your collection of trans porn (this includes futa and crossdressing)?
What would your parents do if they ever found out about said collection?
I don't have any trans porn (to my knowlegde) in my collection.
The one thing that is probably atypical about my porn collection is that it has a lot of pics of women's feet and gifs of footjobs.
And if my parents found out about my porn collection they would probably scold me and force me to delete it (but that wouldn't phase me because I have two back up collections)
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Have you ever fucked a fat chick?
The first girl I slept with was on the cubby side.
She wasn't obese though. Just a bit overweight.
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Death Note sucked why did you like it
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Death Note sucked why did you like it
The part where Light forgot he was a death dealing badass sucked. Everything else was awwright.
Also, I'm not really an anime conosouir (sp?) so... eh.
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are you at least drinking maddog 2020
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you should watch less of that host club limp wrist shit and watch some Golgo 13 and Fist of the North Star instead
I'll put those two on my "must watch" list.
are you at least drinking maddog 2020
I just drank a whole bottle of Dona Paula Los Cardos Malbec.
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In your more religious days, if Ted Haggard walked up to you, offered you a syringe full of meth, dropped his pants, and told you that the only way to salvation was to suck his dick and shoot up some crystal, would you have done it?
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In your more religious days, if Ted Haggard walked up to you, offered you a syringe full of meth, dropped his pants, and told you that the only way to salvation was to suck his dick and shoot up some crystal, would you have done it?
Nope.
Drugs & gay sex are bad m'kay.
I probably would've called Ted Haggard a false prophet or some shit during my most religious days.
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Have you ever jo'd on the j-o-b?
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Have you ever jo'd on the j-o-b?
Yes.
2 times.
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What's the most traumatic thing that has ever happened to you?
Losing my hair and going to Bob Jones University for 2 years.
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Do you do any web, audio or interactive stuff or is it all graphic?
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Do you do any web, audio or interactive stuff or is it all graphic?
At my job all I do is graphic design work.
I can do some basic HTML but I just typically slice up my website mockups and hand the slices over to a developer to work with.
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Do you do any web, audio or interactive stuff or is it all graphic?
At my job all I do is graphic design work.
I can do some basic HTML but I just typically slice up my website mockups and hand the slices over to a developer to work with.
Oh.
Well what's the stupidest shit you've been forced to humor at your job?
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do you have a five year plan?
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will quarkxpress 10 finally unseat indesign?
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do you have any siblings?
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have you jacked off in a mirror*?
*try it sometime it's great
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Fucking mac breaking things.
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atra did I break this?
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What's your best BJU story?
There really isn't one story that stands out from the rest. Just a bunch of equally odd shit that would only happen at a place like BJU.
I'll make a bullet list.
-Girl who is sitting next to me during freshman orientation says, "Hey, you need a girlfriend? Some of my friends are single." and I respond,
"Nah, I'm good." because I had recently become an atheist and I didn't want to get involved with super christian girls. Should've said yes. :-\
-In my society (BJU equivalent to a fraternity) there was this Swiss guy would would walk like he had 15 lb weighta attached to each butt cheek. And he would bend down and shift from one foot to another while going to class. For all I know he could've been a special fellow. There was a ton of spergs at BJU.
-I was a photography minor and I had to take photos for an event called "White Glove" when the students who lived the dorms had to make their dorm rooms very clean for inspection (if it wasn't clean enough they would get demerits). Anyways, I walk into one door room and there was this super fat guy where a fucking panda hat and he lookd rather spergy. I ended up closing the door and moved onto the next room to take pics.
-Whenever Bob Jones the III got up to speak during chapel (chapel took place 5 times out of a week @ BJU) he would require us to say "people are dying and going to hell today" to remind us that God sends non-Christians to hell. What a great guy that Christian god is! Send people to everlasting torment! Wow. Such power. So graceful. Much love.
-This super cute girl in one of my drawing classes brought up how she was a biology major but became a graphic design major instead. And she brought up how in one of her biology classes she was taught about fly sex and how the male fly has special "hooks" and its legs in order to mount the female fly in order to impregnate it. And I'm like "Oh, wow. Heh. Weird." and thus went back to drawing the still life I was supposed to draw.
And that's all I can think of right now. But a ton of werid shit happened while I was there.
Do you do any web, audio or interactive stuff or is it all graphic?
At my job all I do is graphic design work.
I can do some basic HTML but I just typically slice up my website mockups and hand the slices over to a developer to work with.
Oh.
Well what's the stupidest shit you've been forced to humor at your job?
Probably having to constantly edit indesign files (mostly simple text edits) that can done by anyone that has indesign but I'm one of the few people that has it so it's my job. :-\
If you were going to get taken advantage of by a bore poster, who would it be? no girls of course.
Pssh. I would be the one who would get taken advantage of. ::)
do you have a five year plan?
Kinda?
I need to re-evaluated my goals.
Or is this a reference to Stalin's 5 year plan?
will quarkxpress 10 finally unseat indesign?
Is it better than indesign?
If it is, then i hope so.
Fuck indesign.
do you have any siblings?
yes.
have you jacked off in a mirror*?
*try it sometime it's great
Yes. It's kinda surreal.
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Last time I worked with Quark I felt like inDesign was 10x better. But this was years ago.
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no it wasn't a reference, just wondering if you had some kind of long-term goal outside of gtfo'ing your state.
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quark is weird, I've never liked it. I like indesign, but most of the work I did was super-long, text-based manuals vs lots of images/colors/etc.
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Did you ever snicker about going to BJ University? How many demerits would you have gotten for making a BJ joke?
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oh, also on the subject of bju, are the math textbooks still bland as humanly possible?
yes, I've used bju math textbooks in the past :-\
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Did you ever snicker about going to BJ University? How many demerits would you have gotten for making a BJ joke?
I was too paranoid/anxious at the time to find humor in the fact that I was going to a school that's acronym related to oral sex.
And I would probably would've gotten 50 to 70 (anything above 70 = suspension) demerits for making a blatant joke about something as "ungodly & sinful" as oral sex.
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If I went to a place like BJU I'd troll them by making any personal artwork/projects or what have you about stuff like Madonna, Barbra Streisand, and The Village People.
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oh, also on the subject of bju, are the math textbooks still bland as humanly possible?
yes, I've used bju math textbooks in the past :-\
I never took a math class at BJU.
I took science instead and man oh man those classes were a fucking joke. Full blown creationism and I was amazed at how bad those profs reasoning was as to why the world was only 6000 years old.
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I assume you got the 'universe created with age' line, yes? that featured heavily in my bju science books*
* :-\
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I assume you got the 'universe created with age' line, yes? that featured heavily in my bju science books*
* :-\
Yup.
If I went to a place like BJU I'd troll them by making any personal artwork/projects or what have you about stuff like Madonna, Barbra Streisand, and The Village People.
:wag
Are you just asking for God to send you straight to hell, Miss? Repent now before it's too late.
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Who are your top five favorite Bore posters?
I can't really put them in a top 5 list but off the top of my head
-Phoenix Dark
-Macuser
-Commander Cosby Cock
-Broseidon
-Mary Tyler Whore
Runner ups:
-Needs More Cowbell
-Joe Molotov
-Esch
-Exodust Soulburn
-Tasty Meat
-Great Rumbler (Thanks for the book cover job & the money!)
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that's a pretty terrible list tbh
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this bob jones place seems like a pretty chill school
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I know someone who attended Oral Roberts in the 80s. She said there were homosexual "cure" therapy sessions, but they were largely hidden from the public.
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I know someone who attended Oral Roberts in the 80s. She said there were homosexual "cure" therapy sessions, but they were largely hidden from the public.
Probably involved sucking a professor's dick.
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"Oral" Roberts, amirite?