THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on January 16, 2007, 01:14:07 AM
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What the fuck. This game (Mario Kart DD) is AWFUL. I haven't played such bland, poorly-design tracks since...
...since...
...since...
...Mario Kart 64. :(
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Are the tracks just boring? Doesnt the second person add anything cool?
Crash Team Racing ftw lol.
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DD's tracks are featureless handjobs to fans of the spartan Mario aesthetic -- even ones that should be cool, like the ship and the freeway stages, are simplistic and lacking in real obstacles or environmental details.
There hasn't been a kart racer that even approximates CTR, although the GBA Mario Kart ain't bad -- it spruces up what made the original a classic. Mario Kart DS is tolerable but ugly; it's like a lightweight and uninspired take on CTR.
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man I should pop in CTR tomorrow night
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CTR rocks I like the TURBOOOOOO
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I only bought it because I was swindled to thinking that if I pre-ordered I would get the bonus disc. Then I found out the bonus disc is included in EVERY SINGLE COPY
:|
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Well no one ever said this game was good.
The only reason to play it is the giant banana.
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The one track with the kart cannon is good.
Otherwise meh.
But this is common knowledge, but the Nintendo bashing has to be brought up to quota I suppose.
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CTR sucks. CTR is the master of bland tracks and bland characters. I rented that game with somebody who loves MK and loves Crash and they tried it once and never touched it again.
Awespme DD tracks off the top of my head:
Yoshi
The Dino Valley one
DK's level with the cannon
Baby Park (awesome for time attack and insane amount of items flying around)
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I liked it
Now what bitch
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now you're officially a ninfag
non-gamer confirmed and you probably masturbate to naruto
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Although the course design was a little bland in mariokart double dash, there were very few cases of extreme .... I cant think of the word so Ill just say "uninspiredness" (fucking hated peach beach and mariocircuit though). I thought the mechanics and items in the game were worth it, lots of fun to be had. First mariokart game where I was actually employing some strategy with my items.
And naruto is fucking typical dbz wannabe successor shonen knockoff crap in the vein of yu yu or bleach. One piece is the only girl for me.
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Crassssssssssh TEAM RACING BOOM
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One Piece :-*
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Wait till you try the battle mode :lol :lol
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Oh god, Double Dash battle mode is terrible.
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It's definitely the worst Mariokart game ever. :-\
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It's definitely the worst Mariokart game ever. :-\
Oh hell naw.
Double Dash fucking rapes the ever loving shit out of Mario Kart 64. Never before in the history of video games has one title held such massive disappointment.
DD is not that bad. It's fun. It's atmospheric. It's no SMK. Or Super Circuit. But thankfully, it is no MK64 either.
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I only bought it because I was swindled to thinking that if I pre-ordered I would get the bonus disc. Then I found out the bonus disc is included in EVERY SINGLE COPY
:|
SAY WHAT
I didn't get any bonus disc. And I bought the damn thing on muthahumpin day one.
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The track design is indeed bland as fuck. Though I just can't help but sadistically enjoy punching people of Rainbow Road. 8)
Bob omb battle in Pipe Plaza is fun and addicting as hell, but man there needs to be more levels.
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I only bought it because I was swindled to thinking that if I pre-ordered I would get the bonus disc. Then I found out the bonus disc is included in EVERY SINGLE COPY
:|
SAY WHAT
I didn't get any bonus disc. And I bought the damn thing on muthahumpin day one.
For real? It should have said COMES WITH BONUS DISC or something on the boxart itself
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There weren't any copies that said that :'(
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I never got the bonus disc either, but it came with a free gamecube lol
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It's definitely the worst Mariokart game ever. :-\
Oh hell naw.
Double Dash fucking rapes the ever loving shit out of Mario Kart 64. Never before in the history of video games has one title held such massive disappointment.
DD is not that bad. It's fun. It's atmospheric. It's no SMK. Or Super Circuit. But thankfully, it is no MK64 either.
Lol yeah right. You can't even hop and skid in DD. Worst MK ever.
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Lol yeah right. You can't even hop and skid in DD. Worst MK ever.
And what game were you playing, sweet cheeks?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx8udBFutDU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx8udBFutDU)
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Why the fuck are you even bothering to bitch about this, Drinky? Anyone sane already knows all that. Sell that shit the fuck off ASAP and least get something back from it.
The only great Mario Kart is the original. The GBA and DS versions are okay.
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Lol yeah right. You can't even hop and skid in DD. Worst MK ever.
And what game were you playing, sweet cheeks?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx8udBFutDU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx8udBFutDU)
I don't see the kart hopping. :P
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I don't see the kart hopping. :P
Well, MK64 got rid of the feather, and the game has never been the same since ;)
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I don't see the kart hopping. :P
Well, MK64 got rid of the feather, and the game has never been the same since ;)
I'm not talking about the feather! >:(
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I'm not talking about the feather! >:(
Yes, I know you're not talking about the feather... I was taking a dig at MK64 for causing the ruination of the series. And that's just one small thing in a laundry list!
The hop is virtually worthless. In Super Circuit you could use it to jump over the small on-track obstacles. When there isn't anything like that, it's not needed.
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Yup. It's telling that the most played track that I've encountered is Baby Park. A fucking loop.