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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on December 17, 2013, 08:39:24 PM

Title: For the public record
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 17, 2013, 08:39:24 PM
In case anything happens to me in the next week or so, let me just get a few things out there:

-On 12/17/13, my sister asked my mother to commit fraud by signing a document claiming that she (my mother) was employing my sister's "fiance" at a fictitious business, so they could get a loan
-Over the past 3 months, I've sold over $1,000 in nerd memorabilia to help defray family expenses caused by them (sister and "fiance") failing to have enough money to cover basic shit
-My sister's fiance (she's 34, he's 22) has apparently had 4 jobs over the past 10 months since moving in with her, none longer than for a month or so
-I have told everyone involved that they're not getting any more money out of me. Free ride is over. Get a fucking job.
-I'm pretty sure my sister and the fiance are doing some sort of drug in an non-healthy, non-recreational, habitual sort of way

If you guys don't see me around here or on various social media intertrons in the next couple of days, might want to check obituaries or arrest reports, cause I'm pretty sure this shit is coming to a head. Ho ho ho, Merry Fuckin Christmas.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 17, 2013, 08:42:22 PM
Don't let the leeches drag you down.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2013, 08:42:52 PM
In case anything happens to me in the next week or so, let me just get a few things out there:

-On 12/17/13, my sister asked my mother to commit fraud by signing a document claiming that she (my mother) was employing my sister's "fiance" at a fictitious business, so they could get a loan
-Over the past 3 months, I've sold over $1,000 in nerd memorabilia to help defray family expenses caused by them (sister and "fiance") failing to have enough money to cover basic shit
-My sister's fiance (she's 34, he's 22) has apparently had 4 jobs over the past 10 months since moving in with her, none longer than for a month or so
-I have told everyone involved that they're not getting any more money out of me. Free ride is over. Get a fucking job.
-I'm pretty sure my sister and the fiance are doing some sort of drug in an non-healthy, non-recreational, habitual sort of way

If you guys don't see me around here or on various social media intertrons in the next couple of days, might want to check obituaries or arrest reports, cause I'm pretty sure this shit is coming to a head. Ho ho ho, Merry Fuckin Christmas.
quoted in case they take over your EB account.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 17, 2013, 08:44:11 PM
I actually wouldn't be surprised if they come steal a bunch of shit from my house tomorrow, as they have a key and I'll be gone for like 4 hours taking my mom to the airport in Charlotte, and they know all about that.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Mandark on December 17, 2013, 08:48:07 PM
Sucks, man.  Better times ahead for you hopefully.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Himu on December 17, 2013, 08:48:11 PM
Your sister sounds troubled.

How would you be arrested? You didn't sign on the loan. Dude, I hope you're okay. And I am sorry for being a bitch. It was all good fun and I can only hope you sit this Xmas sitting next to a warm fire sipping whiskey rather than in jail.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 17, 2013, 08:50:52 PM
If they come to my house in a drug addled state trying to get money, I will call the cops. If the cops don't get here fast enough, I can't promise I won't beat the everliving shit out of that 22 year old fuck up, who earlier this year had the temerity to tell me to "get a real job" after he quit the job my mother pulled strings for him to get, because the trainer "disrespected" him.

For the love of fuck. When did I wake up in an episode of Jerry Springer.

(also, himu- don't sweat it. I've been bitchy lately, now y'all know the reason why)
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 17, 2013, 08:52:19 PM
I was hoping this would be an announcement that you had sex. Sorry man. :(
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 17, 2013, 08:53:26 PM
I was hoping this would be an announcement that you had sex. Sorry man. :(

Haha. No. In other news today, lady I've been dating let me know that she doesn't have time to date.

Gonna go turn my brain off and sit in front of the new hobbit movie for a couple hours. Fuck this gay earth, etc etc.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 17, 2013, 08:58:56 PM
How do they have keys to your house, and can you get the lock changed just in case?
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 17, 2013, 09:52:45 PM
I was hoping this would be an announcement that you had sex. Sorry man. :(

Haha. No. In other news today, lady I've been dating let me know that she doesn't have time to date.

Gonna go turn my brain off and sit in front of the new hobbit movie for a couple hours. Fuck this gay earth, etc etc.

:fbm
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Yeti on December 17, 2013, 10:08:37 PM
You should booby trap your house, Home Alone style.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 17, 2013, 10:20:37 PM
Hope this works out, your family situation sounded difficult to begin with, if there's drug issues behind it as well, my god. Might be worth a trip to Home Depot to secure your home.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Momo on December 17, 2013, 11:14:52 PM
Call over Boogie to loaf around your house for a day. Stay safe man and I hope this situation resolves itself without further undue hardships to you.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Brehvolution on December 17, 2013, 11:32:55 PM
Whatever happens... is the Carolina way. You've done your best.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Diunx on December 18, 2013, 12:22:18 AM
Woah I didn't know creepy old guy was black!
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: tehjaybo on December 18, 2013, 12:38:07 AM
If you need me and my 1911s to come housesit, you just let me know.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 18, 2013, 02:45:07 AM
Well this sucks. :-\ Be careful, be safe.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on December 18, 2013, 04:40:08 AM
That's fucked up man. Cant believe that little fuck told you to get a real job  :dizzy

Good luck with all of this!
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: lennedsay on December 18, 2013, 07:25:00 AM
Dude... Change your locks and your number. Never talk to her again.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 18, 2013, 08:06:05 AM
I'm going to change the locks when I get back from the airport... didn't have time to do it beforehand. She used to petsit for me when I went out of town. Ooops.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 18, 2013, 10:25:34 AM
jesus! i'll bring the bleach and the buckets.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Steve Contra on December 18, 2013, 03:02:53 PM
I get your P&D account if when you die!
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 18, 2013, 04:17:49 PM
As someone who lets himself get taken advantage of a lot, and is fully aware of it but does it anyway, at a certain point you have to draw a line and say "I don't care anymore" and keep repeating it until it sinks in.  It's the only way to remain free of ulcers and heart attacks and insanity, and I am glad to see you've taken some steps towards that.  I hope things continue to get better for you!
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 18, 2013, 04:26:38 PM
I'm just actually proud of my mother... she didn't sign that BS thing for those fucking ingrates, and now she's out of state on vacation, so they can't really bother her for two weeks.

Took some more necessary precautions, gonna be ok in the long run I think.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2013, 04:31:31 PM
I'm just actually proud of my mother... she didn't sign that BS thing for those fucking ingrates, and now she's out of state on vacation, so they can't really bother her for two weeks.

Took some more necessary precautions, gonna be ok in the long run I think.

Ah, I see you called in Thor. It's dildo-pummelin' time.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2013, 04:58:50 PM
Thor would not only get your $1000 back, he'd give you a new nephew.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: T234 on December 19, 2013, 03:47:06 AM
As somebody who has dealt with shitty sibling behavior before, you have my 3-foot-long-double-ended pink sword.

 
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: huckleberry on December 19, 2013, 08:45:09 AM
send her boyfriend on a drug run to kentucky. thor and i can make him disappear in style.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 20, 2013, 01:34:51 PM
Had to put my dog down today out of the blue. This is pretty much the worst week ever. Drinking to cope.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Steve Contra on December 20, 2013, 01:37:21 PM
Fuck.  :(
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: G The Resurrected on December 20, 2013, 02:29:39 PM
Dude jesus this has been a rough one for some of us here on the bore, but this god damn. I know what its like to deal with substance abusers they are so unpredictable and do things out of desperation without thinking of potential consequences. Have you tried to get some help for you sister? What type of behavior have they exhibited when you've suspected them to be under the influence of a narcotic? You shouldn't wait till this gets out of hand. You have to get in front of it and get your family together on this shit. Its the only way to make sure no one gives her money and enables her to continue her habits. Have you tried an intervention of sorts? There are resources out there that can help man. Your not alone in this.

I'm sorry to hear about your dog as well. When the time is right instead of sadness you can turn that energy into something good by adopting another animal. Whom you can share that love with and give them a better life. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday.

If you need someone to talk to or need some suggestions as to how to deal with a particular issue with substance abuse pm me and I'll give you my number. I've been through it a lot lately with Roxannes father and his "fiance" girlfriend who is a horrible user.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Mandark on December 20, 2013, 05:04:14 PM
Had to put my dog down today out of the blue. This is pretty much the worst week ever. Drinking to cope.

Oh wow.  That's really really really shitty.  I'm so sorry.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 20, 2013, 05:25:43 PM
:'(
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 20, 2013, 05:43:46 PM
Man I'm sorry.  That really sucks. 
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: CatsCatsCats on December 20, 2013, 05:55:32 PM
Sending my love your way buddy, very sorry to read about this :(
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: nudemacusers on December 20, 2013, 05:58:26 PM
wow man, don't even know what to say. keep your head up.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Dickie Dee on December 20, 2013, 06:22:46 PM
really sorry man  :(
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2013, 10:47:48 PM
sorry to hear that man.  :(
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Trent Dole on December 20, 2013, 10:59:14 PM
Fuck man, rough times. Stay strong duder.  :heartbeat
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Yeti on December 21, 2013, 01:44:26 AM
When it rains, it pours.  :(
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Rufus on December 21, 2013, 04:26:50 AM
When it rains, it pours.  :(
I hate how true this saying is.

Hang in there man.
Title: Re: For the public record
Post by: Himu on December 21, 2013, 08:48:22 AM
Had to put my dog down today out of the blue. This is pretty much the worst week ever. Drinking to cope.

HOLY SHIT.

Dude, don't drink too much. :( I'm so sorry.