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Title: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Himu on December 18, 2013, 11:52:14 AM
:dead :rofl who did this
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 18, 2013, 11:54:33 AM
:bow Based Demi :bow2
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Post by: Dickie Dee on December 18, 2013, 12:03:36 PM
so good  :lawd
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 18, 2013, 12:07:01 PM
:lol
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2013, 12:18:49 PM
 :'( Hot Dogs  :'(
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 18, 2013, 12:20:24 PM
The War against Cocks rages on


Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Eli Gulgin on December 18, 2013, 12:35:55 PM
:leon
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 18, 2013, 12:39:03 PM
 :aah

I feel more accepted already.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 18, 2013, 12:44:14 PM
No cisters allowed.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Robo on December 18, 2013, 12:48:51 PM
Ain't nothing more diverse than the conversation around here.  :shaq2
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 18, 2013, 01:51:26 PM
St. Louis Bore has gone too far.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Steve Youngblood on December 18, 2013, 02:29:57 PM
St. Louis Bore has gone too far.

 ???
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: nudemacusers on December 18, 2013, 03:06:45 PM
as a straight white male I don't feel comfortable posting here anymore.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 18, 2013, 03:23:40 PM
Gonna need one of these.

(http://i.imgur.com/z7q0MA5.jpg)
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: nudemacusers on December 18, 2013, 03:30:20 PM
those shoes with those pants? :holeup
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Steve Contra on December 18, 2013, 03:32:16 PM
Losing our rights one day at a time :usacry
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Raban on December 18, 2013, 03:45:09 PM
Gonna need one of these.

(http://i.imgur.com/z7q0MA5.jpg)
What are you talking about? Himu already posts here
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 18, 2013, 03:52:47 PM
those shoes with those pants? :holeup

Please go back to your side of the room.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Himu on December 18, 2013, 04:37:02 PM
Gonna need one of these.

(http://i.imgur.com/z7q0MA5.jpg)

PLEASE CHANGE SHOES
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 18, 2013, 04:43:49 PM
I don't even know why you guys are hampering on someone's shoes she's basically wearing to work that are going to get all groady anyway. Fuckin' weirdos.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Himu on December 18, 2013, 04:52:05 PM
Just sayin, aight
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Momo on December 18, 2013, 04:57:45 PM
you guys are completely making this unfunny by putting your attention on it. I thought it was hilarious as a side snide comment to what was going on in  the GAF thread but we werent supposed to directly stare into the abyss. It's like looking at plumber crack, you never make direct eye contact, you leer at it from the corner of your eye.

thanks obama i guess.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: pilonv1 on December 18, 2013, 05:00:32 PM
this is the best christmas present ever
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 18, 2013, 05:09:45 PM
I don't even know why you guys are hampering on someone's shoes she's basically wearing to work that are going to get all groady anyway. Fuckin' weirdos.

mac twirling his fingers in the air like ":gurl them shoes? Them pants? :gurl" while sharkhimukeisha is snapping her fingers in the background :rofl

I wear my finest vestments while getting covered in dust and exhaust. (http://i.imgur.com/4N6ZTHU.png)

Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 18, 2013, 05:22:01 PM
you guys are completely making this unfunny by putting your attention on it. I thought it was hilarious as a side snide comment to what was going on in  the GAF thread but we werent supposed to directly stare into the abyss. It's like looking at plumber crack, you never make direct eye contact, you leer at it from the corner of your eye.

thanks obama i guess.

Thank you for sharing your opinion, Momo, but please remember that everyone else's opinion is equally valid.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: etiolate on December 18, 2013, 05:31:07 PM
This should have been the new name for the game forum.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Himu on December 18, 2013, 05:32:33 PM
Devo explain why we need one of those. Your joke fell flat with me.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 18, 2013, 05:34:55 PM
Need one of what? Oh the traffic controller? Was a joke about directing people to their "proper" place.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Raban on December 18, 2013, 05:36:25 PM
you guys are completely making this unfunny by putting your attention on it. I thought it was hilarious as a side snide comment to what was going on in  the GAF thread but we werent supposed to directly stare into the abyss. It's like looking at plumber crack, you never make direct eye contact, you leer at it from the corner of your eye.

thanks obama i guess.
You oughta know by now that The Bore is all about gazing into the crack :shaq
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: nudemacusers on December 18, 2013, 06:06:49 PM
I don't even know why you guys are hampering on someone's shoes she's basically wearing to work that are going to get all groady anyway. Fuckin' weirdos.
:gurl
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 18, 2013, 06:30:34 PM
I don't even know why you guys are hampering on someone's shoes she's basically wearing to work that are going to get all groady anyway. Fuckin' weirdos.
:gurl

I get it you go to work in this.

(http://i.imgur.com/lvng8Gh.jpg)
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: demi on December 18, 2013, 06:37:11 PM
you guys are completely making this unfunny by putting your attention on it. I thought it was hilarious as a side snide comment to what was going on in  the GAF thread but we werent supposed to directly stare into the abyss. It's like looking at plumber crack, you never make direct eye contact, you leer at it from the corner of your eye.

thanks obama i guess.

I stare directly at plumber crack. Maybe u should consider who runs this bitch. Suck my fuck.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Momo on December 18, 2013, 10:01:14 PM
It pains me that after 4 fucking years you cunts have no idea how my non blunt humor works.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 18, 2013, 10:05:18 PM
If it doesn't work it's broken breh.

Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: chronovore on December 18, 2013, 10:59:23 PM
Oh, man, this forum name change killed me dead.

It pains me that after 4 fucking years you cunts have no idea how my non blunt humor works.
Here's the thing about humor: it is directed at an audience. If the audience doesn't think it's funny, it's not.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Momo on December 18, 2013, 11:09:46 PM
All I need to do is wait for the Europeans to wake up.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Diunx on December 19, 2013, 12:18:08 AM
I'll never feel guilty reading this forum again!

- Hey, what are you doing over there?

- Just reading and posting on the Diversity Lounge!

- Oh, well, carry on then. That sounds like something I can't argue with or I'll seem intolerant!

(http://i.imgur.com/x8seWiv.png)

is that Paul Walker(pbuh) or James Franco? all white people look the same to me.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2013, 12:41:20 AM
I'll never feel guilty reading this forum again!

- Hey, what are you doing over there?

- Just reading and posting on the Diversity Lounge!

- Oh, well, carry on then. That sounds like something I can't argue with or I'll seem intolerant!

(http://i.imgur.com/x8seWiv.png)

is that Paul Walker(pbuh) or James Franco? all white people look the same to me.

 :lol
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2013, 02:10:51 AM
*googles*

 :lol
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 19, 2013, 02:20:16 AM
uh you guys are not being very respectful of diunx's diversity right now tbh

Whatever, liking MGS is A CHOICE. No sympathy.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2013, 02:23:25 AM
Naw, Diunx is arabic, but he's an atheist. He just threw the pbuh in there to be cute and funny and it worked.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: benjipwns on December 19, 2013, 02:28:45 AM
He just threw the pbuh in there to be cute and funny and it worked.
Proof or ban.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2013, 02:29:09 AM
iirc back in the day, he said he's he's Arab-Hispanic.

Gabe scares me. :(
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2013, 02:32:48 AM
:lol Your prof (pbuh) is right.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2013, 02:42:30 AM
First, Arabic is a language, not an ethnicity. Second, isn't Diunx Dominican?

He's Mexican.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: tehjaybo on December 19, 2013, 03:38:55 AM
There should be a word filter on the Bore so that every time someone uses a proper noun, it automatically adds (pbuh) at the end.

Get on it, Demi.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: nudemacusers on December 19, 2013, 04:43:22 AM
I don't even know why you guys are hampering on someone's shoes she's basically wearing to work that are going to get all groady anyway. Fuckin' weirdos.
:gurl

I get it you go to work in this.

(http://i.imgur.com/lvng8Gh.jpg)
maybe if I was a coal miner
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 19, 2013, 11:51:29 AM
Sneezer says: "Al hamdo lillah" ("Praise to Allah")
People around him reply with: "Yarhamukah Allah" ("May Allah have mercy on you")
Sneezer concludes with: "Yahdeekum Allah wa Yuslih Balakum" ("May Allah guide you and amend your minds")

The third line is indeed a mouthful, and it's sorta optional. A lot of people skip it.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 19, 2013, 04:06:51 PM
"Lillah" is a shorthand version of "Li Allah."
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 19, 2013, 04:45:14 PM
Do people intermingle curse words in with religious words? ie. Jesus fucking Christ  or is that too taboo?
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2013, 04:51:48 PM
for the sake of diversity, teach us an intermingling arabic curse
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Steve Contra on December 19, 2013, 05:01:21 PM
One of my favorites is:

الله ينيك امك

Allah Yaneek Umik

Which means "God fucks your mom"
God fucked Jesus's mom :o
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Shaka Khan on December 19, 2013, 05:06:43 PM
It's in the Quran.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 19, 2013, 07:49:25 PM
It's in the Quran.

Is it really.

Bible is so G rated.

(I'm totally ignoring the violence)
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Eric P on December 19, 2013, 08:12:11 PM
It's in the Quran.

Is it really.

Bible is so G rated.

(I'm totally ignoring the violence)

and the sex i'm guessing
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 19, 2013, 08:33:10 PM
It's in the Quran.

Is it really.

Bible is so G rated.

(I'm totally ignoring the violence)

and the sex i'm guessing

Well yes, especially since some of it is violent too. It's not exactly smutsville though.

OT God is funny in a cruel sort of way.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2013, 08:47:28 PM
It's in the Quran.

Is it really.

Bible is so G rated.

(I'm totally ignoring the violence)

and the sex i'm guessing

Well yes, especially since some of it is violent too. It's not exactly smutsville though.

OT God is funny in a cruel sort of way.

But there's a whole book of the Bible devoted to how awesome tits and vag are.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2013, 08:49:03 PM
The bible is g-rated? :what
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 19, 2013, 09:01:32 PM
I loved the story about how some dude raped Jacob's daughter and then asked to marry her, so her brothers agreed if dude would convince his entire town to get circumcised, and a short time later while all the men were still rolling around in pain clutching their dicks, the brothers came in and killed everyone.

That was a pretty amazing story, IMO.

Jacob's trolling was downright biblical.  8)
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Himu on December 19, 2013, 09:39:40 PM
I will not have Business hate on the brick testament.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2013, 11:54:33 PM
What would I say if I wanted to step to an Arabial girl, after "As-salam alaykum?"
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 20, 2013, 04:45:17 AM
The bible is g-rated? :what

You gonna hear "god fucks your mom" in there?

I want to bring back those old school words though like begat, carnal knowledge, etc.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Himu on December 20, 2013, 08:17:18 PM
Yeah, God fucks your mom isn't in the quran.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Shadow Mod on December 20, 2013, 08:32:44 PM
Oh my bad. Lame. I want swears in my biblical texts. There's everything else.

Also begat off himu.  :heartbeat
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2013, 08:56:22 PM
The bible is g-rated? :what

You gonna hear "god fucks your mom" in there?


No but an entire book (Corinthians) was written due to some dude banging his mom
 :noah
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Himu on December 20, 2013, 09:19:47 PM
Begat you  :lol
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on December 21, 2013, 11:18:56 PM
I'll never feel guilty reading this forum again!

- Hey, what are you doing over there?

- Just reading and posting on the Diversity Lounge!

- Oh, well, carry on then. That sounds like something I can't argue with or I'll seem intolerant!

(http://i.imgur.com/x8seWiv.png)

is that Paul Walker(pbuh) or James Franco? all white people look the same to me.
(http://i.imgur.com/m9ZNKGw.png)
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: brawndolicious on December 24, 2013, 10:44:40 PM
What would I say if I wanted to step to an Arabial girl, after "As-salam alaykum?"

I mean I would assume that a black guy saying that is Muslim but I've never had a vagina.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Oblivion on December 24, 2013, 10:50:18 PM
Somebody link to the reference for this plz.
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 24, 2013, 11:04:33 PM
Somebody link to the reference for this plz.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=41305.msg1798982#msg1798982
Title: Re: :dead @ Diversity Lounge
Post by: Oblivion on December 24, 2013, 11:32:24 PM
Somebody link to the reference for this plz.

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=41305.msg1798982#msg1798982

Ha! I remember reading about that too.