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Title: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 02, 2014, 05:38:23 PM
What is this weaksauce? Has feminism not rooted this fear of your own fart out or is this a biological thing?
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 02, 2014, 05:48:01 PM
After studying women extensively on the internet, I don't think they actually fart.   Except in those, obviously faked, fart pornos, which do not occupy 1.3TB on my harddrive. 
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: Your Stalker on January 02, 2014, 05:48:47 PM
women are some hatin ass bitches(http://i.imgur.com/nngTllb.png)
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: Eli Gulgin on January 02, 2014, 05:58:07 PM
After studying women extensively on the internet, I don't think they actually fart.   Except in those, obviously faked, fart pornos, which do not occupy 1.3TB on my harddrive.

I saw a Swedish tv show once about the making of said fart pornos. Maybe we should ask Fistful to investigate this further.
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: StealthFan on January 02, 2014, 06:01:12 PM
Have you ever smelled a woman's wind? It feels wrong, like the natural order of things is in jeopardy.

My roomates...plus sized girlfriend pinched a loaf a couple days ago and it smelled so wrong. How can something so vile come out of a female? Bitches are supposed to smell like flowers, not poop. Disgusting.
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: demi on January 02, 2014, 06:03:20 PM
Step aside lads, more for me
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: Steve Contra on January 02, 2014, 06:03:41 PM
I thought this statement was going to be backed up by science. 
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: Shadow Mod on January 02, 2014, 06:15:50 PM
Or some people love their own farts far too much.

 :gurl
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 02, 2014, 06:16:49 PM
I thought this statement was going to be backed up by science.

I googled this shit but apparently no research has gone into it, baffling!
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 02, 2014, 06:22:02 PM
After studying women extensively on the internet, I don't think they actually fart.   Except in those, obviously faked, fart pornos, which do not occupy 1.3TB on my harddrive.

I saw a Swedish tv show once about the making of said fart pornos. Maybe we should ask Fistful to investigate this further.

Fistful, P.U. P.I.
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2014, 06:26:10 PM
BZZT WRONG OP

(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/e2/e298b21400da42048e504f62a63c90663056bd56f7d6da6c16aaa747d30bdec8.jpg)
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: Atramental on January 02, 2014, 06:52:31 PM
Cake farts never ceases to crack me up.  :lol
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2014, 07:16:58 PM
Cake farts never ceases to crack me up.  :lol
I judge the future of friendships based on reactions to cake/puddingfarts. no laughs, no friends
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: G The Resurrected on January 02, 2014, 07:44:46 PM
Cake farts never ceases to crack me up.  :lol
I judge the future of friendships based on reactions to cake/puddingfarts. no laughs, no friends

I don't know what I was expecting out of that, but I feel kind of sick now.
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: StealthFan on January 02, 2014, 07:48:55 PM
The best (worst) farts are the ones where you really have to take a shit, but don't feel like it. The fart squeezes by the shit that is just inches away from your asshole and creates this powerful, lingering smell. If I don't have a window open I can smell the remnants for about a half hour. Pungent stuff.
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: nudemacusers on January 02, 2014, 07:53:22 PM
Cake farts never ceases to crack me up.  :lol
I judge the future of friendships based on reactions to cake/puddingfarts. no laughs, no friends

I don't know what I was expecting out of that, but I feel kind of sick now.
it doesn't have the je ne sais quoi of cakefarts, but the surprise poop at the end more than makes up for it.
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 02, 2014, 10:11:51 PM
No likes for P.U. P.I., really?  That's like the second cleverest thing I've done in 2014. 
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 02, 2014, 10:18:14 PM
I remember some friends and I joking about how women never fart, one of my friends was like "I realized women fart once I started dating my girfriend." She laughed and playfully hit him, then another chick in the group asked me when I realized girls fart too. In my mind I realized that the first time I ever heard a chick fart was in those cake fart videos. I just smiled and said "I still don't believe they do."
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 02, 2014, 11:04:22 PM
Yeah, it's a dating/marriage thing.

My daughter thought that pooping and farting were the same thing, so she'd always be like "I pooooped! I poooped!", but then my wife and I realized it was just gas. Now she knows she "tooted." Differentiating helps with potty training.
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 03, 2014, 01:52:04 AM
Tooted? Never heard of that.

Also I dont want to know what cakefarts are.
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: nudemacusers on January 03, 2014, 01:55:38 AM
Also I dont want to know what cakefarts are.
stop everything you are doing (even driving or having sex) and watch cakefarts. then watch pudding farts.
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 03, 2014, 02:02:23 AM
Is this youtube material?
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: nudemacusers on January 03, 2014, 02:05:01 AM
it's really not particularly gross (but not youtube material), just funny in a 'why?' kind of way. she seems really into it too.
Its just a chick farting on a cake breh. Its by no means a shock video classic
shock video? please don't talk about my waifu this way.
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: Reb on January 03, 2014, 04:37:52 AM
Dutch oven? Dutch oven.
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: chronovore on January 06, 2014, 07:17:46 PM
I thought this statement was going to be backed up by science.

(http://i.imgur.com/v3MHUFz.jpg)
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 07, 2014, 05:23:10 PM
I thought this statement was going to be backed up by science.

(http://i.imgur.com/v3MHUFz.jpg)
:dead
Title: Re: Apparently girls dont like their own farts
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 07, 2014, 10:16:29 PM
I finally took a deep breath and tried clicking on this thread today.