THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on January 03, 2014, 06:47:02 PM

Title: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 03, 2014, 06:47:02 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/a-man-with-two-penises-did-a-highly-enlightening-qa-on-reddi

Yeah. There's a pic.
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: hampster on January 03, 2014, 07:06:56 PM
A few years from now he'll google "guy with 2 dicks" and find us
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 03, 2014, 07:14:37 PM
A few years from now he'll google "guy with 2 dicks" and find us

Wilco hasn't threatened his life yet, so we're probably okay.
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: nudemacusers on January 03, 2014, 07:15:17 PM
That man needs to die
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 03, 2014, 07:27:21 PM
I wonder if he's ever done double duty on the same one at once.
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: nudemacusers on January 03, 2014, 07:28:43 PM
I wonder if he's ever done double duty on the same one at once.
according to the ama, yes
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 03, 2014, 07:32:39 PM
I wonder if he's ever done double duty on the same one at once.
according to the ama, yes

I read that as "having both in the same orifice," I'm specifically wondering if he's logistically able to plug both holes at once.
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: nudemacusers on January 03, 2014, 07:35:42 PM
oh

I would assume it has been attempted, perhaps the angle of his penii do not allow for this event.
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: demi on January 03, 2014, 07:41:34 PM
They're just horizontal. I'm sure he has tried it, she just has to lie sideways.

I thought the AMA with the guy who fucked his mom was better, he went into better detail :yeshrug
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 03, 2014, 07:49:03 PM
They're just horizontal. I'm sure he has tried it, she just has to lie sideways.

I thought the AMA with the guy who fucked his mom was better, he went into better detail :yeshrug

Link? Today I'm all about reading/watching shit that makes me feel better about not being other people
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: hampster on January 03, 2014, 07:52:19 PM
You can't drop a wincest ama mention without a link >:(
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: helios on January 03, 2014, 07:56:25 PM
this guy needs to be whacked off
FTFY

(http://i.imgur.com/vtA2pJl.png)
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 03, 2014, 07:56:40 PM
both his dicks are bigger than my one :fbm
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: demi on January 03, 2014, 08:00:24 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on January 03, 2014, 08:06:19 PM
the dudes nonchalantness about fukkin his mam made me disgusted.
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 03, 2014, 09:01:12 PM
I rolled my eyes when I saw the link earlier this week because I assumed one dick would be malformed. But to my surprise he has two nice  dicks. Not bad.

:obama
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 03, 2014, 10:05:36 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/

ಠ_ಠ
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/ω\
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: nudemacusers on January 03, 2014, 11:49:31 PM
the dudes nonchalantness about fukkin his mam made me disgusted.
same



still masturbated tho  :aah
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: Rufus on January 04, 2014, 12:56:39 AM
Few things on the internet actually make me laugh out loud and this AMA is one of them. What do you even say?

He's DP'd women by himself. He's gotten a double [anything], one for each dick. Men and women. Straight dudes seem to turn bi-sexual around him. Waht.
I mean, he could be lying, but the man has two penises. Why does that make me more inclined to believe him? Absolute insanity.

From reddit:
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Just to summarize what we've learnt.

He's bisexual. He's attractive. He's lives in a threesome. He likes fisting others and being fisted. He likes putting things down his urethra. He casually mentions the time six people had sex with him simultaneously. He shoots 12 times when he cums. Straight men magically turn bicurious around him.

And on top of that, he has two penises.

Well played, God. Good to know you didn't waste that extra penis on a prude.

DoubleDick himself:
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varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they're freaked out a little. lol

Some other reddit person:
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Dad: "Son, it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees. Come outside with me."

"Son, everything the light touches is your kingdom."

So apparently he's maxing out his, uh, bandwidth if he jerks both:
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its congenital and its from some crazy shit going on during development in the womb. my mom had some difficulties leading up to me being born and they noticed somethign was up with the ultrasound but not clearly till i came out with two dicks.

stimulation of both at the same time feels good, but better when they are being sucked or are inside someone. jerking them at the same time just feels like jerking... too hard. i ususlly just jerk the right one.

Last one that really got me yesterday:
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Since you favor the right one, have you noticed any difference in sensitivity (callousing) between the two? I've always wondered if jerking it too much really can do that.
Oh my god, he's got a control sample.

It would be really nice if nuclear fusion or a human on mars were to happen within my life-time. Just saying. Until then, this is pretty good.
Title: Re: this dude needs a bore membership (guy with 2 dicks does an AMA)
Post by: chronovore on January 07, 2014, 11:16:13 AM
Lock down this guy's DNA, so in the future we can generate a two-dicked master race.

No, wait bad idea.