THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on January 06, 2014, 08:01:11 PM

Title: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 06, 2014, 08:01:11 PM
http://live.polygon.com/valve-steam-machine-steamos-ces-2014/

(http://i.imgur.com/b2qmpW7.jpg)

Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 06, 2014, 08:01:47 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NJBubNx.jpg)
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 06, 2014, 08:02:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/k0Dxams.jpg)
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 06, 2014, 08:03:08 PM
HL3
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 06, 2014, 08:03:19 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MtimeTy.jpg)
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: brob on January 06, 2014, 08:03:43 PM
someone photoshop the op pic so the chandelier lines up with his head

:gaben
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 06, 2014, 08:04:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Ffv49Ac.jpg)
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 06, 2014, 08:04:56 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/fYr00Uz.jpg)
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: The Sceneman on January 06, 2014, 08:05:47 PM
A+ thread will view again
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 06, 2014, 08:05:54 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dt6u6S9.jpg)
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 06, 2014, 08:06:58 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/CXfhLH7.jpg)
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: The Sceneman on January 06, 2014, 08:10:18 PM
I think he's talking about Steam. After he's done, industry analysts predict he'll sip Red Alize under the purple light.
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: Raban on January 06, 2014, 08:15:44 PM
this thread is clearly bait for demi
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 06, 2014, 08:15:46 PM
It's over. To recap:

(http://i.imgur.com/bimuwfO.jpg)

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Titles? "There are about 250 titles running." The issue is building developer tools, especially ones that will let them support Linux, Mac, and Windows simultaneously -- not to mention getting everything to work with the controllers.

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Valve's going to be selling its own Steam controllers, but manufacturers will be producing their own models too -- the whole idea behind Steam Machines is to diversify the platform. Once again, though, no details on release.

Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: archie4208 on January 06, 2014, 08:18:31 PM
He's lost weight.

Good for him.
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: Steve Contra on January 06, 2014, 08:24:13 PM
Motherfucker shows up to a press conference in an old polo shirt with food stains on it :lawd
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: chronovore on January 06, 2014, 09:04:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/29IsaSS.jpg)
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: Polari on January 07, 2014, 08:17:55 AM
Quote from: Steve Contra on January 06, 2014, 08:24:13 PM
Motherfucker shows up to a press conference in an old polo shirt with food stains on it :lawd

Gabe knows what it means to be a baller. He might be 400 pounds and wearing an old polo shirt with stains on it, but he still gets more puss than anyone here.
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: Brehvolution on January 07, 2014, 09:59:38 AM
His wide stance gives him a good base.
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: Diunx on January 07, 2014, 01:50:09 PM
He looks like an obese nerdy white jesus, I bet his talk was as boring as the new testament.
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: The Sceneman on January 07, 2014, 02:36:53 PM
Quote from: Polari on January 07, 2014, 08:17:55 AM
Quote from: Steve Contra on January 06, 2014, 08:24:13 PM
Motherfucker shows up to a press conference in an old polo shirt with food stains on it :lawd

Gabe knows what it means to be a baller. He might be 400 pounds and wearing an old polo shirt with stains on it, but he still gets more puss than anyone here.

source? (pun intended)
Title: Re: GABEN TIME! (Prediction: It's nothing.)
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 07, 2014, 05:29:01 PM
Quote from: Diunx on January 07, 2014, 01:50:09 PM
He looks like an obese nerdy jesus, I bet his talk was as boring as the new testament.

Fixed for redundancy. :teehee