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Title: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 14, 2014, 05:32:06 AM
I would delete this person, but I always wonder what they will post next.

(http://i.imgur.com/Ld1vG1f.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/hYXUjbo.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/DtfoxHK.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/0k11N6z.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/VdgXIka.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/JYkA09G.jpg)
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Rufus on January 14, 2014, 06:24:31 AM
He needs Nihileesus.
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: radioheadrule83 on January 14, 2014, 07:12:10 AM
I don't know anyone this interesting
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 14, 2014, 07:46:51 AM
He needs Nihileesus.

what is this
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Rufus on January 14, 2014, 07:59:59 AM
Supposed to be a joke. Nihilism + Jesus. Get it? Because he seems to believe in everything? It's the closes to the opposite I can come up with.

...I'll show myself out.
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Vertigo on January 14, 2014, 08:07:21 AM
I don't think I can top that. I actually lack conspiratorial type people on my feed.

Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 14, 2014, 08:18:50 AM
Thats science Oscarrrr
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 14, 2014, 08:30:30 AM
The weirdest person I have on my FB is a hardcore Christian evangelical but also likes to post a lot of revealing pictures of herself, moreso now because she got fake tits.  So it's funny to see a "Where is our country going?" in one entry and some DDs in a bikini all up in my face in the next entry.  Not that I'm complaining about the latter but it is still kind of jarring.
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Brehvolution on January 14, 2014, 08:55:16 AM
That is some of the levels of distinguished mentally-challenged that drove me from FB 4 years ago. I mean nuke/EMP doesn't make any sense to anyone with a functioning brain.

MTW, post pics pls.
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Yoritomo on January 14, 2014, 09:01:54 AM
I've already unfollowed them but they're inevitably all highly religious relatives who listen to Michael Savage with a sprinkling of highly medicated post institutionalized government workers.
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 14, 2014, 09:04:02 AM
The weirdest person I have on my FB is a hardcore Christian evangelical but also likes to post a lot of revealing pictures of herself, moreso now because she got fake tits.  So it's funny to see a "Where is our country going?" in one entry and some DDs in a bikini all up in my face in the next entry.  Not that I'm complaining about the latter but it is still kind of jarring.

We need to see this.
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Mupepe on January 14, 2014, 10:28:27 AM
I've already unfollowed them but they're inevitably all highly religious relatives who listen to Michael Savage with a sprinkling of highly medicated post institutionalized government workers.
oh go to hell.  Michael Savage is hilarious
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 14, 2014, 10:50:00 AM
Same place where Business get his paycheck from, US government.
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 14, 2014, 10:58:58 AM
Shaka
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Diunx on January 14, 2014, 10:59:41 AM
Shaka

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Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: bork on January 14, 2014, 12:35:03 PM
Not going to post any snippets, but there's a dude who is clearly a closet pedo on my FB friends list.  He seems to have toned this down quite a bit, but AFAIK he's never had a girlfriend and has to be like 35-36 by now.  He used to send my messages on AIM years ago with pictures of young Japanese idol girls, saying "CAN YOU BELIEVE SHE'S ONLY 13?!?" until I quit using the program.  Since I knew him in real life, from school, I didn't want to just block him.  When he does this on FB, his relatives tend to just go "dude, STFU with that shit" and he stops.  So I guess it's a known thing?

Sort of off-topic, does everyone here turn off chat on FB?  I don't use FB all that much and find it so annoying when I check for updates and someone pops on to say something stupid.
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Shaka Khan on January 14, 2014, 12:47:59 PM
I don't have that type of crazy on my list. But I do have a couple of girls who change their profile pic, on average, 4 times a day. All selfies. Same angle. Look the exact same. :-\
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Shaka Khan on January 14, 2014, 12:52:54 PM
I'll accept that backhanded compliment. :-[
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: nudemacusers on January 14, 2014, 02:24:29 PM
Me. Anyone weirder is someone I don't want to associate with.
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: tiesto on January 14, 2014, 06:52:41 PM
My former neighbor is a bit odd I'd say - he'll post "LET'S GO RANGERS!" or "LET'S GO METS!" ad nauseum but will also post stuff about how awesome being an athiest is and how much of a moron you are for believing in Jesus (with meme pics from athiest-themed sites), comments on random celebrity FBs or random girl FBs with rude comments like "you're ugly". Also is a guido, anti-gay, and loves tribal house - funny since that's the most popular style of house with gay people (see: Junior Vasquez, Danny Tenaglia).
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Steve Contra on January 14, 2014, 07:03:59 PM
Mandark
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 14, 2014, 07:06:28 PM
Old college/party buddy that is a big time gun lovin' libertopian, posts lots of RON PAUL links and shit. Had to hide him from the ol' newsfeed.
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2014, 07:32:18 PM
whichever of you losers is friends with that uber pro-Israel guy.
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Steve Contra on January 14, 2014, 07:35:05 PM
whichever of you losers is friends with that uber pro-Israel guy.
That's me.  And there's two of them, the Mormon pro-Israel guy, and the ultra-Libertarian-except-when-it-comes-to-Israel guy
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Atramental on January 14, 2014, 07:39:20 PM
I would say me but all I do is post music that I happen to be grooving to at the moment.

That's not too weird is it?
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: etiolate on January 14, 2014, 08:13:03 PM
I am not sure.

I have a blind girl who posts her thoughts on movies she's recently seen. That's always weirded me out. Though I guess it explains her love for the Alvin & Chipmunks movies.


Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2014, 08:18:26 PM
I am not sure.

I have a blind girl who posts her thoughts on movies she's recently seen. That's always weirded me out. Though I guess it explains her love for the Alvin & Chipmunks movies.

wait, what?
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: chronovore on January 14, 2014, 08:48:09 PM
Weirdest: My mom's uncle is this hell raising, recovering alcoholic, octogenarian, tea-partier who doesn't seem to understand that his veteran benefits and social security, which are about all that is keeping him arguably solvent, are theoretically against his overall anti-nanny state stance. He's a card-carrying MENSA member, and proud of his intelligence, and laments that he lost some IQ points to a motorcycle accident where his helmet cut off the blood supply to his brain for several minutes. His feed basically looks like a WW II scrapbook mashed together with anti-Obama and ACA memes.


Sort of off-topic, does everyone here turn off chat on FB?  I don't use FB all that much and find it so annoying when I check for updates and someone pops on to say something stupid.
I enjoy having FB Messenger on my phone for keeping in touch with people, though I can't understand why it's not integrated into iOS' Messenger app, considering Facebook integration is solid throughout iOS otherwise.

In contrast, when I'm on the site itself, I don't like people chatting me up, but I usually just ignore them. BORITOS WHO CHAT ME UP: Don't take it personally when I don't respond immediately. Chat for me is more like slow-mo email.
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Yoritomo on January 14, 2014, 09:28:09 PM
I've already unfollowed them but they're inevitably all highly religious relatives who listen to Michael Savage with a sprinkling of highly medicated post institutionalized government workers.
oh go to hell.  Michael Savage is hilarious

michael savage is straight garbage. even as entertainment he's only so useful before he starts repeating himself.

Liberalism is a mental disorder
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: tiesto on January 14, 2014, 11:26:24 PM
Yeah so here's the music that the kid I know on FB makes. He actually got it released on Beatport and has made money off it:

http://www.beatport.com/release/way-back-when/980877 (http://www.beatport.com/release/way-back-when/980877)

http://www.beatport.com/release/bright-lights/1001835 (http://www.beatport.com/release/bright-lights/1001835)
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: StealthFan on January 14, 2014, 11:29:17 PM
Ya'll on each others fb? :tocry
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Mandark on January 15, 2014, 12:35:05 AM
My answer would be Cheebs, but I rejected his friend request.
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: StealthFan on January 15, 2014, 12:38:25 AM
Ya'll on each others fb? :tocry

Only the ones that smell nice.
i smell like cocoa butter
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 15, 2014, 07:00:42 PM
For me, it's gotta be my biological mom and biological half sister. It's not that they're weird at all, it's just weird that it's literally the only contact I've had with them
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Steve Contra on January 15, 2014, 07:13:19 PM
Ya'll on each others fb? :tocry
Yeah all the cool kids are.  The pics of Shaka :lawd
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: chronovore on January 20, 2014, 06:37:46 AM
Weirdest: My mom's uncle is this hell raising, recovering alcoholic, octogenarian, tea-partier who doesn't seem to understand that his veteran benefits and social security, which are about all that is keeping him arguably solvent, are theoretically against his overall anti-nanny state stance. He's a card-carrying MENSA member, and proud of his intelligence, and laments that he lost some IQ points to a motorcycle accident where his helmet cut off the blood supply to his brain for several minutes. His feed basically looks like a WW II scrapbook mashed together with anti-Obama and ACA memes.

This same uncle just sent me invitations to like several pages: "The Tea Party," "Funny Videos," and "Denny's" -- not all Denny's, just a specific one in Renton, WA.
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Brehvolution on January 20, 2014, 11:37:50 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/WswXO1t.jpg)
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: FatalT on January 21, 2014, 07:08:13 PM
FACEBOOK IS FUN
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 21, 2014, 07:24:19 PM
FACEBOOK IS FUN

I'm very close to hiding you :wag
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: FatalT on January 21, 2014, 08:03:36 PM
FACEBOOK IS FUN

I'm very close to hiding you :wag

Hahahahahah <3
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: tiesto on January 21, 2014, 08:56:50 PM
Yeah, this was aforementioned guy's status today:

"Tired of everything having to be politically correct .being gay is fucking gross there's no such thing as a never aging man living in the sky and a red man with horns that lives underground. And I really don't like black people that much."
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: FatalT on January 21, 2014, 08:59:51 PM
"What's wrong with black people"

"They smell like shit."

Facebook, ladies and gentlemen. It's a wondrous device.
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: lennedsay on January 21, 2014, 09:21:10 PM
Yeah, this was aforementioned guy's status today:

"Tired of everything having to be politically correct .being gay is fucking gross there's no such thing as a never aging man living in the sky and a red man with horns that lives underground. And I really don't like black people that much."

Wow! God I love FB and anything that allows easy access into the minds of stupid people.
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 21, 2014, 09:23:56 PM
Facebook? More like Shut Your Stupid Fat Facebook.
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2014, 10:40:15 PM
Yeah, this was aforementioned guy's status today:

"Tired of everything having to be politically correct .being gay is fucking gross there's no such thing as a never aging man living in the sky and a red man with horns that lives underground. And I really don't like black people that much."

I'll accept not liking black people, but that other stuff is shameful
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 22, 2014, 04:49:49 AM
Yeah, this was aforementioned guy's status today:

"Tired of everything having to be politically correct .being gay is fucking gross there's no such thing as a never aging man living in the sky and a red man with horns that lives underground. And I really don't like black people that much."

  :umad
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 22, 2014, 08:17:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/8lAgm2r.jpg)
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: FatalT on January 22, 2014, 03:46:56 PM
RAH RAH FIGHT THE POWER (with illegally downloaded music and video files) RAH RAH STICK IT TO THE MAN!
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 22, 2014, 04:02:15 PM
Yeah, this was aforementioned guy's status today:

"Tired of everything having to be politically correct .being gay is fucking gross there's no such thing as a never aging man living in the sky and a red man with horns that lives underground. And I really don't like black people that much."

Wow! God I love FB and anything that allows easy access into the minds of stupid people.

It's interesting that people still say horrible horrible things even when they have to use their Facebook account when commenting on news sites.
Title: Re: Weirdest person you have on FB
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on January 22, 2014, 06:15:55 PM
:dead @ people in Ireland calling each other n!99as.

In fairness these dudes iz black