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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: SantaC on January 23, 2014, 11:22:11 AM

Title: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: SantaC on January 23, 2014, 11:22:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgtztYmjVxg

gaf going bananas over graphics in favor of gameplay yet again. Mirror of Fate was a disgrace to the Castlevania series and yet MercurySteam keeps em coming. I guess sales >>> gameplay.

Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Himu on January 23, 2014, 02:31:34 PM
Says the chump who is going to buy this game.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: SantaC on January 23, 2014, 03:08:00 PM
Says the chump who is going to buy this game.

i'll boycott it. Promise.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 23, 2014, 03:18:11 PM
I'm gonna buy this and enjoy it.

 :patel
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: The Sceneman on January 23, 2014, 03:37:32 PM
I'm gonna buy this and enjoy it.

 :patel

You are part of the problem. It is YOUR fault Castlevania is DEAD
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Tasty on January 23, 2014, 03:55:24 PM
Oscar's GOTY :rejoice
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: D3RANG3D on January 23, 2014, 04:49:03 PM
The first game upset me.  But ever since they announced this would be the last CV game from these chumps, I've been less cranky.  Wherever the series goes after this, at least it didn't suffer long.

But they'll shit on Contra next :'(
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Rahxephon91 on January 23, 2014, 04:54:34 PM
I'm gonna buy this and enjoy it.

 :patel

You are part of the problem. It is YOUR fault Castlevania is DEAD
Psh. Konami dosen't make games anymore. Its this or nothing.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: D3RANG3D on January 23, 2014, 05:02:09 PM
Actually if Cox and Mercurysteam hadn't come along, we'd assuredly still be getting IGA's games, probably continuing down the Ecclesia/Rebirth path.  So it was actually this or something a lot closer to proper CV.

I really wish there were HD ports of Contra/Castlevania Rebirth on DD services :'(
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Himu on January 23, 2014, 05:02:09 PM
Ecclesia was :zzz

it seems like we're fucked no matter what
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Himu on January 23, 2014, 05:21:16 PM
i'm sure it was.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: SantaC on January 23, 2014, 05:24:46 PM
Ecclesia was IGA going outside of the box a bit.  It wasn't the best, or even his best, but it was encouraging.  It was also a considerably better game than Castlespainia.

Ecclesia also ramped up the challenge a bit. Wasn't IGAs last castlevania game harmony of despair a success for Xbox live? Considering the low budget.

Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: The Sceneman on January 23, 2014, 05:33:42 PM
Ecclesia was awesome. Harmony of Despair raked it in, I believe. Due to the $15 entry fee coupled with a large amount of high priced DLC, which the fans (myself included) ate up. It was an amazing game when the community was there
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: SantaC on January 23, 2014, 05:40:10 PM
Ecclesia was awesome. Harmony of Despair raked it in, I believe. Due to the $15 entry fee coupled with a large amount of high priced DLC, which the fans (myself included) ate up. It was an amazing game when the community was there

and yet it became IGA's swan song.

Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Trent Dole on January 26, 2014, 06:04:00 PM
Ecclesia was awesome. Harmony of Despair raked it in, I believe. Due to the $15 entry fee coupled with a large amount of high priced DLC, which the fans (myself included) ate up. It was an amazing game when the community was there

and yet it became IGA's swan song.
Motherfucking tragedy, that. SUCH a good game.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: StealthFan on January 26, 2014, 09:25:13 PM
aw yiss. This is what the Castlevania series is now. No more of that sidescroller trash.

:patel
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: The Sceneman on January 26, 2014, 09:26:29 PM
aw yiss. This is what the Castlevania series is now. No more of that sidescroller trash.

:patel

(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/mad_chump/freakout_zps88c79436.gif)
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Bebpo on January 26, 2014, 09:29:40 PM
That hurts less, since the series is currently dormant and it won't even be the first time shitty western devs poop all over Contra.

Best not be talking about Contra IV  :maf
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Oblivion on January 26, 2014, 11:01:46 PM
Well, on the plus side, that Carmilla chick looks stacked, so there's that.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: SantaC on February 05, 2014, 09:10:26 AM
GameInformer gave the game a 6/10 and said it is worse than first one  :lol

The Spanish experiment gotta be over. Time to bring back IGA.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2014, 10:14:35 AM
Time to get some F2P IAP gaming up in that bitch!
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Purple Filth on February 05, 2014, 03:04:34 PM
GameInformer gave the game a 6/10 and said it is worse than first one  :lol

The Spanish experiment gotta be over. Time to bring back IGA.

On one hand its "game informer  :lol  they suck" but on the other its "game informer not giving their usual 8/9/10 so it must be really bad  :lol "
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2014, 03:39:12 PM
GameInformer gave the game a 6/10 and said it is worse than first one  :lol

The Spanish experiment gotta be over. Time to bring back IGA.

On one hand its "game informer  :lol  they suck" but on the other its "game informer not giving their usual 8/9/10 so it must be really bad  :lol "

LoS 2 even has Gamestop exclusive DLC and a poster. :dead
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 05, 2014, 06:49:18 PM
Is this game back in a medieval setting? 

After the 1st ending, I thought that the game was moving into the modern era. 
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: demi on February 05, 2014, 06:58:48 PM
Its both
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Purple Filth on February 05, 2014, 11:50:13 PM
GameInformer gave the game a 6/10 and said it is worse than first one  :lol

The Spanish experiment gotta be over. Time to bring back IGA.

On one hand its "game informer  :lol  they suck" but on the other its "game informer not giving their usual 8/9/10 so it must be really bad  :lol "

LoS 2 even has Gamestop exclusive DLC and a poster. :dead

that score with all that hatting?  :ohhh

now i'm curious to see how it pans out at other places
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Bebpo on February 06, 2014, 05:13:52 AM
So glad to see this game being so terrible it can't even score well with the audience its made for.  The first game was just so, so, so bad.   But so many magazines ate it up.  Mercury Steam sucks.  And they're not pulling a Double Helix and slightly improving (supposedly, we'll see with Strider) over the years.  Time to forget about them and stop funding their games.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: SantaC on February 06, 2014, 02:54:54 PM
So glad to see this game being so terrible it can't even score well with the audience its made for.  The first game was just so, so, so bad.   But so many magazines ate it up.  Mercury Steam sucks.  And they're not pulling a Double Helix and slightly improving (supposedly, we'll see with Strider) over the years.  Time to forget about them and stop funding their games.

how gaf likes this shit is beyond me.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Trent Dole on February 08, 2014, 04:04:14 AM
GAF is brain dead, dude.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: bork on February 08, 2014, 05:26:32 PM
So glad to see this game being so terrible it can't even score well with the audience its made for.  The first game was just so, so, so bad.   But so many magazines ate it up.  Mercury Steam sucks.  And they're not pulling a Double Helix and slightly improving (supposedly, we'll see with Strider) over the years.  Time to forget about them and stop funding their games.

how gaf likes this shit is beyond me.

Because the game has the name "Castlevania" attached to it and some people are just that desperate for anything associated with it. 

I couldn't even get through the demo for the original game before getting sick of it.  I want Castlevania, not God Of War.   :'( 

At least Mirror Of Fate was more CV-like...but unfortunately nowhere near enough.  Sold that off and didn't bother with the HD version.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Purple Filth on February 08, 2014, 07:45:11 PM
It isn't outright terrible, but damn is it a boring piece of shit.

Patrick Stewart taking the ham to 11 in the final parts was fucking enjoyable/hilarious tbh
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Purple Filth on February 08, 2014, 09:47:30 PM

It isn't outright terrible, but damn is it a boring piece of shit.

Patrick Stewart taking the ham to 11 in the final parts was fucking enjoyable/hilarious tbh

Wouldn't know, couldn't force myself through the 50%+ portion of the game where he sounded completely bored and disinterested.

Indeed  :lol

Maybe that's what made the last half shenanigans hilarious to me.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 08, 2014, 10:00:33 PM
why does this exist
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 08, 2014, 10:05:54 PM
why does this exist

Because you keep touching yourself
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Bebpo on February 09, 2014, 05:33:01 AM
I dunno, most of the Castlevania fans I know range from indifference to outright hatred of LoS.  Most of its fanbase seems to be composed of people who liked CV's concept but weren't interested in the games at all.  I think its popularity on GAF comes from a few things.  It's got a handful of people who are very invested in it, there's a defined group of people who want to fight those that like it so fans can play the hipster/victim card, and the game isn't outright terrible.

I remember you following along when I played this and posted about the electric spider room and how the game design was TERRIBLE and you were like "yes, yes it is".

It's not the worst game ever made or anything, and I've played worse even in the past years, but the gameplay in LoS is so bad I don't think I could say it isn't outright terrible with a straight face.  The only thing LoS has going for it is:

1)  Graphics
2)  Music
3)  Cutscenes
4)  Story

It's not even like the story is anything great, but it's ok for videogame storytelling and the cutscenes which are the best part are actually fairly well directed with good pacing, angles, tension.  The problem is the game underneath it sucks.  Cox made a decent movie, but shit game.  I never finished LoS either, ended up giving in about 10 hours in or something and watching the rest of the cutscenes on youtube.  I might youtube the cutscenes for LoS out of curiosity, but I'd never touch the game after LoS1's gameplay. 
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: SantaC on February 10, 2014, 08:34:06 AM
it's just not Castlevania.

Atleast Curse of Darkness feels like a CV game.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: bork on February 10, 2014, 04:12:29 PM
it's just not Castlevania.

Atleast Curse of Darkness feels like a CV game.

Is that one of the Iga 3D games?   :yuck  And then there was Nanobreaker  :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: SantaC on February 10, 2014, 04:20:49 PM
it's just not Castlevania.

Atleast Curse of Darkness feels like a CV game.

Is that one of the Iga 3D games?   :yuck  And then there was Nanobreaker  :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck :yuck

yes the IGA game...it had an explorable World and a shit load of equipment and weapons.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Rufus on February 10, 2014, 05:31:23 PM
I thought they were OK. Recognizably Castlevania at the very least.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Bebpo on February 10, 2014, 06:59:52 PM
I liked Iga's first PS2 3d game.  Lament of Innocence was it?  I mean it was just Devil May Cry, but at least it felt like DMC Castlevania. 
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: StealthFan on February 11, 2014, 11:50:20 PM
Demo impressions aren't positive.

Is Curse Of Darkness worth a rental?
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: The Sceneman on February 12, 2014, 01:55:28 AM
Nanobreaker :lawd
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: cool breeze on February 12, 2014, 03:05:09 PM
yeah, demo wasn't good.  positive stuff: you can turn off QTEs, which makes me wonder why you wouldn't turn off QTEs.  runs well on PC.

also, using a sotn line/meme out of context is so absolutely tone deaf.  and it's read by a bored scotsman.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: StealthFan on February 12, 2014, 03:45:06 PM
Robert Carlyle was so bored in the first one. I like the dude but that shit was phoned the fuck in.

Is Nanobreaker worth checking out?
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: cool breeze on February 12, 2014, 04:10:35 PM
yeah, the cast of the first game was awesome but everyone sounded tired and bored.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: SantaC on February 12, 2014, 04:48:38 PM
yeah, just tried this demo, these clowns haven't learned a thing.  another so-so god of war knock-off incoming.

4 years and they haven't learned a thing? Time to get these clowns to mobile games development.

Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: El Babua on February 12, 2014, 08:27:49 PM
The first game had some of the most embarrassingly bad writing. I hope they continue the tradition.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Purple Filth on February 13, 2014, 02:37:26 AM
Apparently EDGE gave it a 4   :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


i really hope that's true
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: SantaC on February 13, 2014, 02:44:43 PM
Apparently EDGE gave it a 4   :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


i really hope that's true

gaf explosion in 5..4..3..2..1

Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: SantaC on February 13, 2014, 06:14:43 PM
don't worry, the reviewer probably just sucks at the game/has a feminist agenda/is a butthurt IGA fan/didn't play the whole game/is a weeaboo

it's just EDGE! Except when they give my favorite game high scores. I hate that gaf mentality.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Trent Dole on February 13, 2014, 07:20:53 PM
Rip Castlevania.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Purple Filth on February 14, 2014, 02:30:08 AM
Seems they have been discussing some of the review in the demo thread (with brandon83 stanning the fuck out of the game  :lol) so i guess the score is legit.


speaking of the demo i downloaded, played it and i'm like

 :beli 

wasted that space for fucking nothing.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: MoxManiac on February 14, 2014, 12:03:04 PM
Demo was really boring. Got sick of mashing attack on the same stupid knight enemy over and over. Fighting on top of a giant enemy was kinda cool back in 2010 but nowadays it's like meh.

The "What is a man, a miserable pile of secrets" line that they put in there to masturbate Castlevania nostalga seemed pretty forced.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: StealthFan on February 14, 2014, 08:38:34 PM
I enjoyed the demo. That platforming is BAD tho.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: SantaC on February 25, 2014, 02:24:04 PM
haha gaf seems shocked over the low Review scores  :D
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: SantaC on February 26, 2014, 05:48:20 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OAdO6cC.jpg)

 :picard
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Positive Touch on February 26, 2014, 06:24:14 PM
the world's tiniest vampire
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Purple Filth on February 26, 2014, 07:30:10 PM
Iga got released from the dungeon?

http://schedule.gdconf.com/session-id/828360

Quote
From its beginnings with 8-bit classics like Metroid, through its rebirth in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night and several games in the series since -- right up to the current generation of hardware -- "Metroidvania"-style games' mix of action/adventure and exploration/backtracking has stood the test of the time. Join long-time Castlevania-producer Koji Igarashi for an exploration of his experiences and methodology in creating some of the most popular and influential games in the genre over the last 15 years.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Rufus on February 27, 2014, 02:44:51 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/OAdO6cC.jpg)

 :picard
Arkham City had similar issues with giant cars.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: bork on February 27, 2014, 03:20:58 PM
Wow.   :lol

From GAF:
Quote
I thought this deserved its own thread. User Kingshango from the Castlevania dungeon has had constant comunication with a Mercurysteam employee since months ago; now with Lords of Shadow 2 released and under polarized critics and confused fans, a new chapter begins: The man blames Enric Alvarez, studio director for being up on his own asshole becoming a tyrant after the LoS1 release, details silent layoffs and resignations as that of the Art director of the first game and other important employees.

This was translated from spanish with lots of mistakes. but still. Full testimony:

Quote
Good , before going into the new turn of events , I would like to shed some light on the development of this game ... Working with Mercury Steam, and I would like to tell anonymousl so they donn't recognize me, is about the frustrations and information everyday from here. This is dedicated to all of us that have left the skin in the development of this game, but especially those that have precipitated nto the mess that is Lords of Shadows 2 . - Kojima had little or nothing to do with the development of the first game , set a seal , visited the studio, we signed things and that's it ... no one thinks otherwise . The vast majority of this team is aware that the game we've done is a real shit... Nobody is surprised by the reviews the reviews nor the average marks obtained . - The weight of the guilt should charge who should carry, Enric Alvarez . It is certainly the person who has achieved dent the development of this game based on their personal criteria jumping over programmers, designers and art. Despite the good image in front of the press, creative "visionary" in the style of David Cage and Molyneaux , this guy has serious problems. It is a mean and naughty person, since the " success Lords of Shadows 1" his ego has grown to the edge of not being able to say hello when you meet him in the hallway.

The distrust of his own workers is enormous . People in this business usually find out things before us by the press ...that's unfortunate . And there is no corporate culture, zero ... a handful of people working blind and at the mercy of the vagaries of an alleged visionary. - The internal structure is archaic, based on the old partners of Scrapland times . For people to get an idea , the engine with its many shortcomings, was uniquely developed by two people , one of them a member of the company and Enric's confident. Access to new programmers is impossible to renew core ... things are still done like10 years ago . - Many of the founders of the company are department heads, people with zero mentalities regarding the direction and delegation of responsibilities. In most cases, the bloke developers know more than their bosses. This structure helps the general stagnation of development , proof of this is the end result of the Lords of Shadows 2 . - Absolutely all design decisions should be monitored , appropriate and maimed by Enric Alvarez.

Several designers have grown tired of this. - The art direction in this project has been erratic and beheaded . First overturning ideas from the art director of the earlier projects , he decided to leave. It was a battle of egos by Enric Alvarez, he was here since the times of Rebel Act Tequila and is currently working on developing Ryme . - Many people have decided to listen to outside offers , weary of the pace and progress of the company. Rare is the month we do not see people picking up their things and getting out . It's amazing that the biggest game developer in Spain AAA not even have the shame to offer people a counteroffer . This company does not appreciate his talented workers and their good work . There has never been bonus or anything that resembles it . Not even a "Good job team!" - The organization in production project is harmful , often the heads of each department dismissed production deadlines superimposing their own criteria. Proof of this is that development was delayed for six months paid out of pocket Mercury Steam. -

Many can not help but see the parallels between the decline of the company and one where many have worked prior, Rebel Act Games.. - The QA department is treated like cattle , with wages of shame and unfortunate deal. The treatment in general is unfortunate for their folly and cutrez levels of heads . - Expectations for the future are quite void ... with a publisher like Konami tht is not happy ay all after the mediocrity we've made ... - After developing Lords of Shadows 2, the company I work for has laid off about 35 workers , coincidentally this has not been said or filtered in any medium. New layoffs are not discarded soon. And finally , why are not all bad things , the human team of this company is incredible. If the majority of people who are not allowed to rise because of this Jurassic caste, I had the opportunity to decide the new direction of the company , I am convinced that things would change very much . There is a quality as I've ever seen, but contained in the worst jars . I hope those who read this, understand (or not) what I've outlined here . If someone does not say it will be forgotten and will not be echoed behind the furor launch.
http://castlevaniadungeon.net/forums/index.php/topic,4965.msg156988.html#msg156988
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: Raban on February 27, 2014, 03:24:09 PM
when auterism goes wrong
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer
Post by: SantaC on February 27, 2014, 05:13:43 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cZQ6xhN.jpg)

apparently they dont teach scale and proportions in spain.



Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Tasty on February 27, 2014, 09:48:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cZQ6xhN.jpg)

apparently they dont teach scale and proportions in spain.






I don't understand this. Was Dracula shrunk? was that a modern building built for giants?

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/215447/a-center-for-ants-o.gif)
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Trent Dole on February 27, 2014, 10:22:29 PM
the idiot length of the first game and the dialogue reeked of an auteur-type personality driving things, and i don't think they really hid the fact that kojima didn't do much other than vouch for them and get iga japan-fired once the first game started to get some positive buzz. 
God, I really fucking hate Kojima. Even more now.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: FatalT on February 27, 2014, 10:39:56 PM
1:30 - 2:02

I shit myself at this part of the game. I haven't played it since.

http://youtu.be/jLx7_KYj1Hk?t=1m30s
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Trent Dole on February 27, 2014, 11:37:43 PM
1:30 - 2:02

I shit myself at this part of the game. I haven't played it since.
Ahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzvXBFwcyek
Life is beautiful in Castlespania is it? :lol
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: StealthFan on February 28, 2014, 01:00:59 AM
Sent this shit back to Gamefly within an hour of play. Fuck.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2014, 01:05:18 AM
I'll probably pick this up when it's discounted. Already have too much to play. It just looks like it's more LoS which is fine.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Steve Contra on February 28, 2014, 12:30:21 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cZQ6xhN.jpg)

apparently they dont teach scale and proportions in spain.






I don't understand this. Was Dracula shrunk? was that a modern building built for giants?
I worked a project where something like this happened.  One of the artists created a scale to base the props and some background off of without consulting the people making the playable models :-\
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: demi on February 28, 2014, 12:33:35 PM
These pics make me want to play it more, actually. Still have it on GameFly.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: SantaC on February 28, 2014, 06:09:33 PM
it was pretty easy to see a lot of the shit behind it all.  the idiot length of the first game and the dialogue reeked of an auteur-type personality driving things, and i don't think they really hid the fact that kojima didn't do much other than vouch for them and get iga japan-fired once the first game started to get some positive buzz. 

i just hope whoever handles castlevania next, whenever that may be, does a better job of it.  mercurysteam's legacy with the franchise is basically one game that is at least arguably in the top tier of 3d castlevanias, one game that is the actual worst 2d castlevania since legends on the game boy, and one game that is the worst 3d castlevania ever made.  like iga or not, he was at least more consistent than that.

It was Kojima who canned iga?
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 28, 2014, 06:25:04 PM
Was IGA's proposed game this?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2ANbW9JSEw
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 28, 2014, 06:51:09 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/cZQ6xhN.jpg)

apparently they dont teach scale and proportions in spain.






I don't understand this. Was Dracula shrunk? was that a modern building built for giants?
I worked a project where something like this happened.  One of the artists created a scale to base the props and some background off of without consulting the people making the playable models :-\

50% of game development is establishing and enforcing a consistent naming scheme for game assets.
The other 50% is actually talking to people on your team.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: SantaC on February 28, 2014, 07:58:07 PM
I would say there's no way he didn't know what the result would be when he pushed for MS's pitch in favor of IGA's proposed game.

fuck kojima
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Positive Touch on February 28, 2014, 10:28:36 PM
kojima sure knows how to pick some winners when it comes to outsourcing, eh?
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Tasty on February 28, 2014, 10:31:12 PM
kojima sure knows how to pick some winners when it comes to outsourcing, eh?

He got Rising right. :yeshrug
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Positive Touch on February 28, 2014, 10:32:14 PM
i meant to imply foreign outsourcing lol
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Tasty on February 28, 2014, 11:20:04 PM
kojima sure knows how to pick some winners when it comes to outsourcing, eh?

He got Rising right. :yeshrug

on the second attempt, anyway

What was the first attempt?
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: StealthFan on February 28, 2014, 11:41:21 PM
kojima sure knows how to pick some winners when it comes to outsourcing, eh?

He got Rising right. :yeshrug
:larry
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Tasty on March 01, 2014, 12:23:33 AM
Still gotta give him credit for handing it to Platinum before it released. :yeshrug
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: cool breeze on March 01, 2014, 12:29:03 AM
Kojimsa didn't beat around the bush when talking shit about old rising.  Or anything not kojimsa.  His public reasoning for still making metal gears is something like: no one else is good enough.  And then he laments that he's still making metal gear.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: SantaC on March 01, 2014, 12:06:26 PM
lol the head of mercurysteam gave the most horrible interview

says he was never a fan of castlevania before, the games weren't his cup of tea, any reviewer who gave his game a 4/10 must be blind or stupid, mirror of fate was unfairly mistreated by the media, and pretty much saying any bad reviews were because of a lack of ability.  oh, and if you didn't like the story of lords of shadow 2, that's just because it was so deep that you didn't understand it.

what a fucking clownshoe.

oh, and apparently los2 is the most expensive spanish-produced game ever.  better hope those sales come in better than the reviews did, konami!

link to this interview? Oh great a developer who handles a classic franchise actually dont give a shit about the series. Heads should roll at Konami.

Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Takao on March 01, 2014, 07:14:27 PM
Even Sony is getting tired of Kojima:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BhmcqX5CEAA-DW8.png)
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: magus on March 01, 2014, 08:26:09 PM
kojima sure knows how to pick some winners when it comes to outsourcing, eh?

He got Rising right. :yeshrug

on the second attempt, anyway

What was the first attempt?

his own bumblefuck team of junior woodchucks.  not technically outsourcing, but i'm pretty sure anything that isn't handled by kojima at konami is considered outsourcing these days.

i haven't played rising so i guess it will sound like i'm talking out of my ass but honestly i would have prefered a kojima game made by KCET rather than platinum doing another action game that sort of look like their other action games
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Positive Touch on March 01, 2014, 08:53:47 PM
and thats why you're the bore's comic relief
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: demi on April 02, 2014, 12:29:31 AM
This game is absolute GARBAGE. It actually make sthe first game look competent.

What the fuck did I just play. Fuck my life.

There are QTEs that can instant kill you - but theres actually an option to disable QTEs period. Why the fuck?

Alucard is in this game at most 20 minutes.

Satan goes from this cool young dude in Lords of Shadow, to apparently lifting dumbells and downing shakes to become this beefcake roided fuckup.

(http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/14275421/images/590/clos_1118.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Vs9uqMcyc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Vs9uqMcyc)

Also, this part of the ending was super fucking hilarious.

http://youtu.be/A3Vs9uqMcyc?t=8m40s (http://youtu.be/A3Vs9uqMcyc?t=8m40s)

Speaking of, feel free to watch the ending. Yup, that's the ending. No special scene, nothing. The DLC takes place before the game starts, so that's largely useless, since you already know about it in the ending.

Fuck this game. Turd turd turd.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: SantaC on April 02, 2014, 05:35:13 AM
It's that bad huh.

Castlevania is dead.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Trent Dole on April 02, 2014, 11:23:32 AM
IGA's not-vania Kickstarter will be happening soon though so whatever.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: demi on April 02, 2014, 12:14:43 PM
They got this stupid open world thing - not particularly open world, though, but it gives the illusion. Of course they make you pass over a bunch of collectables (I think there's some odd 200+ collectables in this game), because you unlock abilities.

Only at the very end of the game do they explain why Dracula loses all his powers in the first place. Of course everyone's cool with it, almost like they're telling you why you just played this game.

Dracula is bitch made as well, crying over his bitch made son, and his bitch made wife.

Most of the game has you being transported between the past (which isnt really the past? it's apparently inside his head) and the present, but while you're in the past I mean his head, you get attacked by his blood which has taken a mind of its own and turns stuff evil. Then you fight his blood in a boss fight.

The ending doesnt even make sense either, since the whole time Dracula is like OH I JUST WANT TO DIE FUCK MY LIFE SHIT

Then when you beat Satan, he crushes the Mirror of Fate and says like any other 6th grader - we'll see what fate has in store for us. Then he walks into his church in Castlevania City YES ITS CALLED CASTLEVANIA CITY AND PEOPLE MADE A CITY USING DRACULAS CASTLE but anyway he doesnt even die like the whole game was about. Alucard is just like, ok, uh, whatever. And sits there.

I didnt even bother to play after I beat it. Threw that bitch olympian style into the mailbox. See ya. Turd.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: SantaC on April 02, 2014, 01:45:02 PM
Castlevania city lol.

Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on April 02, 2014, 02:51:09 PM
http://youtu.be/A3Vs9uqMcyc?t=8m40s (http://youtu.be/A3Vs9uqMcyc?t=8m40s)

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol I could watch this all day.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Raban on April 02, 2014, 03:40:08 PM
YOU
*shakes head*
DON'T
*shakes head*
KNOW ME
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Tasty on April 02, 2014, 03:47:46 PM
YOU
*shakes head*
DON'T
*shakes head*
KNOW ME

*shakes head*

...SATAN!
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: demi on April 02, 2014, 03:53:44 PM
The entire sequence was hilarious.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Himu on April 02, 2014, 03:54:12 PM
Ahahahaha

Sounds like a good game to get high and watch all cut scenes on YouTube while eating popcorn.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Takao on April 02, 2014, 04:17:22 PM
YOU
*shakes head*
DON'T
*shakes head*
KNOW ME
(http://i.imgur.com/b6SjoBE.png)
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 04, 2014, 10:44:25 PM
Well I've just pirated this game on pc at this point and.......

Yeah I don't know what happened. The combat feels even shitter then the 1st one. Like really un-responsive crap.
Title: Re: New Castlevania Lords of Turd 2 trailer (official thread of stink)
Post by: SantaC on April 05, 2014, 11:47:07 AM
Well I've just pirated this game on pc at this point and.......

Yeah I don't know what happened. The combat feels even shitter then the 1st one. Like really un-responsive crap.

my guess is that with the first one, they went in with the mindset that they had something to prove.  they were taking the series away from a very beloved creator, and from japan too, and they probably weren't given a huge budget, so they were super-careful and tried their best to make the best game they could.  and it is mercurysteam's best game by far.

then they got good reviews and the game sold really well and konami probably gave them a bigger budget along with the keys to the franchise, so they went into this thinking "we got this shit" and bit off way the fuck more than they could chew.  at some point it was probably clear that was happening, which is likely where this "los2 is the end of the los series" talk started coming from, but it was obviously too late to turn things around with any reasonable expenditure of time/resources.


let's just hope castlevania goes to a competent developer this time.