THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on January 27, 2014, 09:26:19 AM

Title: Everything is shocking me
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 27, 2014, 09:26:19 AM
Fuck this negative earth  :maf
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 27, 2014, 09:28:03 AM
Wrap yourself in bubble wrap.
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: Skidmark on January 27, 2014, 09:41:31 AM
Rest it out, 30 minute naps help me when i get overwhelmed. Won't change a thing about the situation but you well feel more relaxed and less stressed.
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: Rufus on January 27, 2014, 10:04:17 AM
I want to try going back to a time when I didn't care about the news. Read less bad news, i.e. news, play more vidya.
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 27, 2014, 10:07:50 AM
I think people are fundamentally misreading what this thread is actually about.
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: fistfulofmetal on January 27, 2014, 10:09:01 AM
I'm pretty positive you can't shock me, Joe.
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: fistfulofmetal on January 27, 2014, 10:10:33 AM
As long as you're positive as well.
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: fistfulofmetal on January 27, 2014, 10:11:51 AM
Just don't remain static joe. try to do something to change your situation.
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: Skidmark on January 27, 2014, 10:12:43 AM
I think people are fundamentally misreading what this thread is actually about.

Went over my head but it got me to read some more about electric shocks.  :D
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: Rufus on January 27, 2014, 10:19:32 AM
I think people are fundamentally misreading what this thread is actually about.
:goty

Right.

I've never built up enough static electricity for that. Yay me.
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: magus on January 27, 2014, 10:32:08 AM
I think people are fundamentally misreading what this thread is actually about.

what a shocking mistake!
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: demi on January 27, 2014, 11:10:31 AM
That's the idea, darling

(http://www.wrongtees.com/images/dynamic/the_shocker_design_black.png)
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: Diunx on January 27, 2014, 11:46:04 AM
Shit happens all the time in the office, people are afraid of touching me!
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: Mupepe on January 27, 2014, 11:58:31 AM
I have a purple penis.  Shocked?
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: Himu on January 27, 2014, 11:59:40 AM
purple is my favorite color
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: demi on January 27, 2014, 12:05:18 PM
I have a purple penis.  Shocked?

So do mexican girls.
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: Mupepe on January 27, 2014, 12:14:33 PM
I have a purple penis.  Shocked?

So do mexican girls.
So now you understand my obsession
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: demi on January 27, 2014, 12:15:27 PM
Do you tuck it in and scream at yourself in the mirror like a chola?
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on January 27, 2014, 12:23:30 PM
Sometimes a humidifier works.
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 27, 2014, 12:23:47 PM
I think people are fundamentally misreading what this thread is actually about.

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Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: Mupepe on January 27, 2014, 12:44:23 PM
Do you tuck it in and scream at yourself in the mirror like a chola?
Nah.  I tape it up and scissor with my esposa like we're in prison
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: Brehvolution on January 27, 2014, 01:38:41 PM
I always thought your persona was electric, Joe. :uguu
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 27, 2014, 08:03:04 PM
I think people are fundamentally misreading what this thread is actually about.

It seems pretty clear: Joe is finally coming to the realization that the world is actually a pretty harsh, negative place, and he's noticing all the myriad injustices and indignities that people have to go through every day. This new understanding of the world is shocking to him.

(http://i.imgur.com/VA2hytI.gif)
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: hampster on January 27, 2014, 09:01:23 PM
I once went a week without dryer sheets :'(
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: StealthFan on January 27, 2014, 09:13:24 PM
I got some things that can shock you, lil nicca


(http://i.imgur.com/HHj18nO.png)
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 27, 2014, 09:33:29 PM
If you put peanut butter between your toes then put on some runners, this will stop.
Title: Re: Everything is shocking me
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 28, 2014, 12:04:15 AM
That's what you get for being active.