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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 02:23:09 AM

Title: Girls who sleep in your bed with you need to tell you whats going on
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 02:23:09 AM: word, Its true
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Post by: Vizzys on January 17, 2007, 02:23:42 AM: What
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 02:24:50 AM: If a hot girl sleeps in your bed with you she needs to claRIFY THINGs. right?
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Post by: Boogie on January 17, 2007, 02:25:05 AM: or, you know, you could just go ahead and makeout with her.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2007, 02:27:11 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 02:24:50 AM
If a hot girl sleeps in your bed with you she needs to claRIFY THINGs. right?
What do you mean clarify? She's in your bed. Unless she thinks you're gay, she wants to fuck or at least mess around.
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 02:28:10 AM: i was tired
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Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2007, 02:28:50 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 02:28:10 AM

i was tired
Okay. So what was the problem?

Did she get mad because you didn't do anything?

Did she get mad because you tried something?
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 02:29:33 AM: She difnt get mad, she just made breakfast when we got up.i twas delisoiuc,.s.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2007, 02:31:42 AM: What the fuck? I'm confused.

So what are you talking about then? What needed to be clarified? Did she shit in your hash browns or something?
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Post by: Human Snorenado on January 17, 2007, 02:34:56 AM: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT???
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 17, 2007, 02:38:04 AM: Are you actually gay?
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 02:40:08 AM: she slept in me bed last night but a few moinths agom she didnt want to date me. Now shes says stuff like"We need to spend more time together. Whats going on.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2007, 02:40:47 AM: She wants to keep you at arms length.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2007, 02:41:33 AM: Let me guess, you stopped spending so much time with her after she said she didn't want to date you. And then all of a sudden she showed a lot of interest, right?
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 02:42:03 AM: YEs thats what happened exactly!! What does arm length mean??
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Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2007, 02:45:59 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 02:42:03 AM
YEs thats what happened exactly!! What does arm length mean??
I've been through it a million times. Arms length means she wants to keep you just in reach so she can control, but not close enough to have something between you. She's indecisive. If you're emotionally invested, stop now. She's going to hurt you.
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 02:47:04 AM: But I offered to sleep on the couch, she said no!!
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Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2007, 02:49:15 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 02:47:04 AM
But I offered to sleep on the couch, she said no!!

Of course she did. She's using what you'll have the hardest time resisting, her sexuality. Trust me, man. I just went through this.

I'm telling you, if you really feel something for this girl, don't take this route. She's fucking with you. She might not be doing it on purpose, but it's a power trip.

I just fucked up a really great friendship this way.
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 02:53:33 AM: Well Its not like there was a great friendship or anything. I handt talked to her in a long time and she kept telling me on facebook that i was hot etc.. She comes over yesterdxay to play wii. It snows inn ans she stays over and sleeps in my bed. Im confused. Im so donfused. :(

I hadnt had a girl slkeeep in my bed with me since freshman year. I really like her and i think she likes me. She kept saying how we need to spend more time together. We played in the snow together.

Oh man thios pita bread is great. :(
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Post by: Ecrofirt on January 17, 2007, 02:55:36 AM: Remember your Shit or Get Off The Pot film?

Buddy, it's time for you to shit or get off the pot. Make a move on her or don't. There's no confusion here.
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 02:56:48 AM: Quote from: Ecrofirt on January 17, 2007, 02:55:36 AM
Remember your Shit or Get Off The Pot film?

Buddy, it's time for you to shit or get off the pot. Make a move on her or don't. There's no confusion here.

I should havbe shat last night!!! Fuck
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Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2007, 02:58:02 AM: Well, if you've got no emotional attachment, then by all means, go nuts. But I am telling you, she went after you because it became a challenge. After she realizes that she has you, it's going to go back to the way it was before. She won't feel the same way.

I've gone through it a bunch of times because I'm a pleasure delayer. I've gotten used to it.

But yeah, you should have shat last night. But don't worry, if you didn't make a move, she still wants you. You'll have another chance. :)
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 02:59:28 AM: yes uyes yes yes~!! I thinkl i spilled beer on my bed i\ts qet and shot.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2007, 03:00:28 AM: :lol :lol

What?

Set up another day with her and I guarantee you'll get some ass. Getting a girl in your bed is the hardest part. ;)
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Post by: BlueTsunami on January 17, 2007, 03:01:37 AM: You need a pint of jizzm splashed on your face FoC, I mean, COME ON MAN!
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 17, 2007, 03:01:49 AM: Well you can try to be a magical little fairy and hope everything goes all right or you can actually ask her out.

Bad sign that nothing happened though.
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 03:02:08 AM: Yes!! Shes so awesome and cute!! Ill call her tomorrow.
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 03:03:12 AM: I already ssked her out last semester. We saw a movie and it didnt go as good as i would have liked. She starte to date thios frat guy. Last night she was eager tlo tell me she isnt dating hima nymore and haoppy for it to be over.
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 17, 2007, 03:05:24 AM: Um, right...so you can fuck her.
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 03:07:31 AM: really?
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 17, 2007, 03:09:16 AM: well she might think you're gay...
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Post by: Vizzys on January 17, 2007, 03:09:39 AM: Learn to type son. And if shes the one in those pics you posted earlier then good job sir.
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 03:10:55 AM: she was in the pics. I hope she doesnt think im gay. thats the last think i need.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2007, 03:14:08 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 03:10:55 AM
she was in the pics. I hope she doesnt think im gay. thats the last think i need.
Well, she probably just thinks you're a pussy. If you haven't pulled this before, then no harm done. It's the guys that don't get the hints time after time that miss out on the pussy for good.

You're still good. :thumbsup
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 03:16:00 AM: I dont think i have done this before with her. Ill call her tomorrow. The last time i made it clear that i liked her, she told me that she wanted to be friends. That was in october.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/galeninjapan/IMG_0711.jpg)
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Post by: Beezy on January 17, 2007, 03:16:05 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 02:53:33 AM
Im confused. Im so donfused. :(

Quote from: am nintenho on January 17, 2007, 03:05:24 AM
Um, right...so you can fuck her.

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 03:07:31 AM
really?

:rofl
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Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2007, 03:23:51 AM: Well, I already told you what was up with her. Just don't get emotionally attached. But fucking her should be easy.
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 03:25:47 AM: Quote from: Mupepe on January 17, 2007, 03:23:51 AM
Well, I already told you what was up with her. Just don't get emotionally attached. But fucking her should be easy.

Easier said than done.
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 17, 2007, 03:27:23 AM: Something isn't right about all of this.

Might be something that he doesn't know and it'll bite him in the ass.

Might be something that he knows and it'll bite him in the ass.

It's his ass.
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Post by: Mupepe on January 17, 2007, 03:28:10 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 03:25:47 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on January 17, 2007, 03:23:51 AM
Well, I already told you what was up with her. Just don't get emotionally attached. But fucking her should be easy.

Easier said than done.
What? Fucking her? Or getting emotionally attached?

Fucking her will be easy man. You had her in you bed, she was asking for it man.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on January 17, 2007, 03:28:31 AM: Does she know that you're planning on cutting her into small pieces and eating her remains over the course of a month or so? That would probably be a deal breaker, right there.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on January 17, 2007, 03:32:00 AM: FoC can finally put that vat of acid in his basement back to use
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 03:35:15 AM: Im so bad at this stuff.
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Post by: TVC15 on January 17, 2007, 03:58:47 AM: Jesus Christ, FoC, I'm a cigarillo and I know more about your sexual identity than you do. Probably have slept with more chicks, too.
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 04:00:35 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on January 17, 2007, 03:58:47 AM
Jesus Christ, FoC, I'm a cigarillo and I know more about your sexual identity than you do. Probably have slept with more chicks, too.

I garuntee you have. :( What do I need to know about my sexual identity?
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Post by: TVC15 on January 17, 2007, 04:09:44 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 04:00:35 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 17, 2007, 03:58:47 AM
Jesus Christ, FoC, I'm a cigarillo and I know more about your sexual identity than you do. Probably have slept with more chicks, too.

I garuntee you have. :( What do I need to know about my sexual identity?

Probably what worked for me: Girls love femme-y, but not blatantly (no lisping, girlie walking, etc) so guys.
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Post by: etiolate on January 17, 2007, 05:21:24 AM: fuck her

literally or figuratively or OJly
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Post by: Diablos on January 17, 2007, 10:20:51 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 03:16:00 AM
The last time i made it clear that i liked her, she told me that she wanted to be friends. That was in october.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/galeninjapan/IMG_0711.jpg)

You're just a shoulder to cry on. Tell her to get lost.
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Post by: Itch on January 17, 2007, 11:45:24 AM: FriendzOWNED!
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on January 17, 2007, 11:48:37 AM: She's playin' you. Inside, she thinks you aren't a great choice, but she's bored and/or lonely at the moment and wants to recapture a little bit of the fire from previous relationships. She'll kick your ass to the curb when she finds someone she can actually fall for, though.

chicks :(