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Title: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Eschaton on February 14, 2014, 10:32:19 PM
https://twitter.com/EllenPage

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Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Hock on February 14, 2014, 10:33:51 PM
 :goty2
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Your Stalker on February 14, 2014, 10:35:05 PM
what's it smell like now?
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Himu on February 14, 2014, 10:36:21 PM
Every time I hear the name Ellen Page I have to remind myself who she is by going to Google and then I see she's Juno and forget who she is all over again.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Atramental on February 14, 2014, 10:36:45 PM
 :aah
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 14, 2014, 10:45:33 PM
Juno was pretty gay.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2014, 10:50:42 PM
Juno was pretty gay.

Could have been gayer though. Like if her teen pregnancy was done because she and her lesbian girlfriend wanted a kid and so she got some old dude to knock her up, but the old dude turns out to be borderline distinguished mentally-challenged,...I think I just wrote a Law and Order:SVU plot. 
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 14, 2014, 10:51:35 PM
Juno was pretty gay.

Let's get Cheebs' opinion
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Himu on February 14, 2014, 10:51:42 PM
Who is Ellen Page?
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Rahxephon91 on February 14, 2014, 10:52:21 PM
She wasn't out? I always thought she was a lesbian.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 14, 2014, 10:57:37 PM
Reminds me of the time Lance Bass came out of the closet. 
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2014, 10:59:47 PM
Or the time I saw Marlon Brando with a cock in his mouth. 
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Himu on February 14, 2014, 11:06:45 PM
No Ricky Martin's coming out was the most obvious.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: nudemacusers on February 14, 2014, 11:08:23 PM
Juno was pretty gay.
if michael cera was the first to pierce your maidenhood you'd probably go gay too.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 14, 2014, 11:11:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/dGyi4Go.gif)
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2014, 11:16:10 PM
I'm more apathetic than anything
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 14, 2014, 11:17:14 PM
No Ricky Martin's coming out was the most obvious.

Yup. Maybe Brian Boitano
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 14, 2014, 11:18:54 PM
I'm more apathetic than anything

There's a lack of bodily harm or bone fractures in this story. Arvie is not amused.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2014, 11:21:24 PM
Ya, if she would have come out while falling out of boat the story would have been much better.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 14, 2014, 11:24:42 PM
Ya, if she would have come out while falling out of boat the story would have been much better.

My original post was literally "She should have come out while falling off a building." :lol

Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 14, 2014, 11:29:00 PM
This just makes The Last of Us even hotter.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 14, 2014, 11:33:18 PM
This just makes The Last of Us even hotter.

(http://i.imgur.com/OAcAAg1.jpg)

Naughty Dog can't handle embargos. :hitler
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Raban on February 14, 2014, 11:34:06 PM
why am I not surprised
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Purple Filth on February 14, 2014, 11:36:57 PM
This just makes The Last of Us even hotter.

(http://i.imgur.com/OAcAAg1.jpg)

Naughty Dog can't handle embargos. :hitler

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: thisismyusername on February 14, 2014, 11:43:19 PM
All those people that bought Beyond for her shower scene... Annihilated?
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 14, 2014, 11:45:05 PM
All those people that bought Beyond for her shower scene... Annihilated?

I don't think you know how masturbation works.  :gurl
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: etiolate on February 14, 2014, 11:46:06 PM
All those people that bought Beyond for her shower scene... Annihilated?

I don't believe this news is the part of that proposal that annihilated them.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: nudemacusers on February 14, 2014, 11:59:16 PM
All those people that bought Beyond for her shower scene... Annihilated?

People have been jacking off to Jodie Foster since Tom Sawyer. This won't change shit.
fixed :phil
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: StealthFan on February 15, 2014, 12:09:43 AM
C'mon dudes. We need more token "Good for her" responses. There is too much actual content in your posts.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Polari on February 15, 2014, 12:10:14 AM
No Ricky Martin's coming out was the most obvious.

Johnny Weir is the correct answer.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Beezy on February 15, 2014, 12:57:52 AM
Woman who has always looked like a lil boy comes out, news at 11.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Yeti on February 15, 2014, 01:50:25 AM
Lezception
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on February 15, 2014, 05:41:50 AM
when her character in The East was revealed as gay, I was like, "Well that makes sense."

here's to hoping her career doesn't suffer because of this.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Eric P on February 15, 2014, 06:51:22 AM
i'm just concerned about hollywood's locker-room culture.  no movie will want to sign her because now it's just a distraction
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: chronovore on February 15, 2014, 06:53:01 AM
Really? How ridiculous.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 15, 2014, 09:12:07 AM
That may have been a joke referencing Michael Sam's case, Chrono. :lol
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2014, 09:27:50 AM
when her character in The East was revealed as gay, I was like, "Well that makes sense."

here's to hoping her career doesn't suffer because of this.

Yes I too fear that her coming out will harm her career in Hollywood.








:beli
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2014, 10:59:05 AM
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/ellen-page-reveals-she-is-gay.190727/#post-7364522
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2014, 04:34:25 PM
(http://imageshack.com/a/img844/2485/bkoa.png)
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: etiolate on February 15, 2014, 05:54:39 PM
Not surprised at all that Officer Lahey's daughter is gay.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: benjipwns on February 15, 2014, 08:02:34 PM
Am i mistaken for saying this such-a-way...
But if homosexual sex is illegal in some states, it makes you a criminal in all countries.
An example i would state is this: Medical marijuana, is legal in some states on a state level, and illegal in others on a state-level... However, across all states inside of the United States medical marijuana is illegal federally... Meaning that the legality of the medical version of the drug is an illusion, because the federal government proclaims it's illegal on State-wide-level, federally... Thus, medical marijuana isn't actually legal.

So if you feel as leniant about the definition as i Do, you can say it like this:
IF ellen page is married homosexually, in one state but her marriage is illegal in another state, it means she is NOT ACCEPTED by the state where gay marriage is illegal, and if she visits that state both her and her spouse are rejected by them in a metaphorical way.

So here's my next point:
(http://i.imgur.com/ZNnaXwi.jpg)

What's the point of her discussing her homosexuality until she announces publically whether or not she plans to become homosexually married? My reason for saying this is that i find it immature that this little girl is talking about her homosexual choices, but only on a smaller relationship level... Wow, do you mean to say she has a GIRLFRIEND... How uninteresting, why not save this type of public debauchery for the time of her marriage...

That is unless she is simply hoping from girlfriend-to-girlfriend, too immature for a serious relationship involving state-level marriage. Her public relation skills bore me the way she looks for attention as a homosexual, in a relationship that makes high-school dating seem mature.

When she's ready to disclose her homosexual marriage partner to the presses, this story might become interesting again.
This is how powerfully i feel like discussing this story.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Trent Dole on February 15, 2014, 08:06:02 PM
Benji that is way too many words about some woman who doesn't want your D and never will.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: benjipwns on February 15, 2014, 08:17:02 PM
Benji that is way too many words about some woman who doesn't want your D and never will.
So you say that Hell isn't real:
SO here is how i plan on explaining your logic processing skills.

1]. An evil man chooses to kill someone, in a pointless way, describing murder... Eventually this person is caught, and incarcerated for performing this crime.
2]. This evil man is only punished in real life.

Well my question is, if you believe an evil man can be sent to prison in his LIFE, why do you decide that an evil man can't also be punished in Hell for his crimes?

Do you not know that LAW and CRIME PROSECUTION is founded only in religion. Religion is why things like LYING and MURDER are illegal at all, and one of the most famous sins is to ignore the laws of man.

Meaning that religion states those that break the law, are the first to GO TO HELL in the afterlife.

It's just an opinion, i never proclaimed Hell was real or not.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 15, 2014, 08:27:26 PM
Sometimes I feel like people have strokes in their sleep and I'm the only person who notices that those people are now working on an oxygen deprived brain.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: nudemacusers on February 15, 2014, 09:04:49 PM
lol those posts were crazy. i'm kinda bummed the guy got banned, lots of future hilarity coming from his direction to be sure.

'deceased sexual spouse' :dead
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 15, 2014, 09:11:04 PM
...futami is still alive? My nicca.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2014, 10:01:55 PM
wearing $300 jeans no doubt.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: nudemacusers on February 15, 2014, 10:10:04 PM
wtf is a futami
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: El Babua on February 15, 2014, 10:14:52 PM
Hopefully something similar to futanari. :phil
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: nudemacusers on February 15, 2014, 10:17:22 PM
:noah
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 15, 2014, 10:23:01 PM
wtf is a futami

A miserable pile of $300 jeans that lives with his moms
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: nudemacusers on February 15, 2014, 10:24:47 PM
what kind of 300 jeans are we talking about
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 15, 2014, 10:29:50 PM
Don't matter all 300$ beat sub $300 jeans, don't ya know.
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: nudemacusers on February 15, 2014, 10:32:37 PM
it matters to me damnit
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 15, 2014, 10:37:26 PM
I guess his Love Money clothing line never took off?
Title: Re: Ellen Page cleans carpet
Post by: Oblivion on February 16, 2014, 08:52:21 PM
Well, good for her!