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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Stoney Mason on February 18, 2014, 08:34:08 PM

Title: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 18, 2014, 08:34:08 PM

God damn if it doesn't actually taste like a cheeseburger. I'm not saying I like it or its good. I'm saying they actually made it taste like a cheeseburger!

Quite an accomplishment.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 18, 2014, 08:41:25 PM

I had a couple of slices a couple of weeks ago. I thought it was okay for what it was, i.e. burger flavor on a flat crust, but if you go in craving as much as a hint of pizza you'll loath it. No pepperoni, no tomato sauce, and the mozzarella taste kinda funny.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 18, 2014, 08:51:45 PM

They smell like rancid cheeseburgers as well. The sauce is immune to digestion, breh.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 18, 2014, 09:02:09 PM

Sauce is made from Peyton Manning's post superbowl tears, brehs

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Post by: tiesto on February 18, 2014, 11:21:55 PM

The ads make this look like absolute vomit   :yuck :yuck :yuck

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Atramental on February 18, 2014, 11:27:19 PM

Looks like something the girl from The Exorcist threw up.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: demi on February 18, 2014, 11:44:42 PM

Papa Johns breadsticks plus that processed cheese sauce yum

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Brehvolution on February 19, 2014, 08:58:08 AM

Why wouldn't you add bacon?

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 19, 2014, 02:06:29 PM

Sounds like a lot of grease to me. My old colon and loose sphincter can't handle that shit anymore.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: drew on February 19, 2014, 03:02:33 PM

^literally lol

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: helios on February 19, 2014, 03:14:15 PM

I'll hold off until you report on the stool sample

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 19, 2014, 03:59:40 PM

I can already report that stool viscosity went up 1300%.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Mupepe on February 19, 2014, 04:01:22 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 19, 2014, 03:59:40 PM

I can already report that stool viscosity went up 1300%.

I wanna see the receipts

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 19, 2014, 05:26:28 PM

I'm curious to try it again just to figure out whether I actually like it or not. The second time will be the deciding factor.


And I dumped the pickles on mine and got mushrooms instead.

 :aah

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 19, 2014, 07:15:47 PM

Well, you survived :larry

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2014, 07:41:09 PM

I tend to stay away from meat pizzas from Papa Johns. I used to get The Favorite, which has every meat imaginable on it, and after about two of them I was done. Now in the rare case that I get a Papa Johns it's the Spinach Alfredo or the 6 cheese pizza.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 19, 2014, 11:10:35 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2014, 07:41:09 PM

Now in the rare case that I get a Papa Johns it's the Spinach Alfredo or the 6 cheese pizza.

 :himu

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Positive Touch on February 19, 2014, 11:11:57 PM

those are the best pizzas they have, tho

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 19, 2014, 11:25:28 PM

Spinach Alfredo

:lawd

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: nachobro on February 20, 2014, 01:55:16 AM

Pickles on a pizza?

 :trash :trash

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Barry Egan on February 20, 2014, 08:49:57 AM

Did you try it with or without the complimentary liquid butter?  This is important.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2014, 08:54:35 AM

Quote from: Stoney Mason on February 19, 2014, 11:10:35 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 19, 2014, 07:41:09 PM

Now in the rare case that I get a Papa Johns it's the Spinach Alfredo or the 6 cheese pizza.

 :himu

Don't you dare use that smilie for that post. :maf

My favorites are supreme, meat lover with extra sausage, and vegetable. :maf

Now, the truth is, I don't order from big chains. Been ordering from Sarpino's and Brooklyn Pizza (which is local). Major chains can suck a fuck. :himu

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 20, 2014, 11:59:14 AM

Local pizza places are great but I don't live close near any. So its either chain or nothing.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 20, 2014, 12:13:53 PM

I have never seen a Papa Johns in my life. Apparently there are plenty on the island, but I guess I block them out.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: king of the internet on February 20, 2014, 12:18:33 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 20, 2014, 12:13:53 PM

I have never seen a Papa Johns in my life. Apparently there are plenty on the island, but I guess I block them out.

You're better off. Don't get me wrong, I got some low standards, I can crush a five dollar Little Caesar's hot and ready cardboard slab, but Papa John's is some vile shit. Their pie tastes like it was marinated in ball sweat.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Stoney Mason on February 20, 2014, 12:21:34 PM

Relatively speaking to the big chains I think its okay. Little Ceaser's is crap but its really cheap. I've never liked Pizza Hut. I haven't had domino's in years but the last time I did, I didn't like it. There are some regional chains that are pretty good in certain parts of the country but where I live doesn't really have any big ones that I'm aware of.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Himu on February 20, 2014, 12:27:07 PM

dominoes is the best major chain

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 20, 2014, 12:32:09 PM

Yeah, as far as the big corporate pizza chains go Dominos is the best. I like local places more, but they're usually pretty expensive ordering delivery.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: StealthFan on February 20, 2014, 12:32:37 PM

Dominos's pan pizza is alright. They aren't shit anymore. Little Ceasars five dollars pizzas are fucking awful.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 20, 2014, 12:52:24 PM

Dominos has greatly improved since they changed their crust/cheese a few years ago. It's still Dominos but I like getting it when there's some deal.

The best pizza place around here is Aubree's, a local joint. Happy's Pizza also isn't bad. BTW I do like L Caesar's hot n ready pizzas tho. You just have to tell them to put Parmesan and garlic butter on it, for an extra dollar.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: thisismyusername on February 20, 2014, 12:53:05 PM

Quote from: They Called Me Stealthfan on February 20, 2014, 12:32:37 PM

Dominos's pan pizza is alright. They aren't shit anymore. Little Ceasars five dollars pizzas are fucking awful.

Yeah, I'm honestly surprised by Domino's turn around. I wouldn't order from there personally, but if someone at work orders it for the department? Can't say no.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 20, 2014, 12:59:42 PM

I'm so bored by pizza anymore. I'm all about strombolis and grinders now.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 20, 2014, 03:19:05 PM

I do dominos if I do chain. $6 medium two toppings deal + free delivery with shop runner is hard to beat.


Makes my IBS flare up errytime tho :usacry

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Robo on February 20, 2014, 05:27:56 PM

Don't you guys know chain restaurants are universally shit and that [my city] has the best local food in the country?

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: bork on February 20, 2014, 06:53:11 PM

Chain restaurants are shit, though.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Diunx on February 21, 2014, 12:05:13 AM

Quote from: They Called Me Stealthfan on February 20, 2014, 12:32:37 PM

Dominos's pan pizza is alright. They aren't shit anymore. Little Ceasars five dollars pizzas are fucking awful.

I love their breadsticks :yeshrug

They are opening over here again, hopefully they keep the low prices they have in gringoland.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Shadow Mod on February 21, 2014, 12:09:31 AM

Quote from: Robo on February 20, 2014, 05:27:56 PM

Don't you guys know chain restaurants are universally shit and that [my city] has the best local food in the country?

I prefer local but delivery when we're super lazy.

 :rejoice

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: lennedsay on February 21, 2014, 03:36:56 AM

The owner of my local chain pizza place also owns a crap-to-decent BBQ place in the same plaza, so I can get their pizza and ribs special delivered. So fuck yalls national chains.

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I'm with Spence. I used to eat PJs once or twice a week, but now I feel like I'm going to die every time. I finally unsubscribed to the emails because the cheapness of the deals was so tempting.

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Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: Himu on February 21, 2014, 04:07:23 AM

Quote from: Robo on February 20, 2014, 05:27:56 PM

Don't you guys know chain restaurants are universally shit and that [my city] has the best local food in the country?

It has gotten to the point where I actively try to not eat at major chains now. The last time I did was around Thanksgiving. After working in a major chain restaurant especially, in my college years, I just find the idea of giving them business unappealing. Do you know how much water I saw wasted working at one of the busiest restaurants in the city as a busser in college? The amount of trash, decadence, and waste is disgusting. Not to mention the cookie cutter food, but also the horrible conditions workers work in. Bussing tables is still the hardest job I ever had in my life and now when I eat out I try to limit myself to smaller places and not places that have thousands of guests an evening.  But if someone invites me I can't say no because of.my convictions but in those situations I give them a nice fat tip.

Title: Re: I just ate a Papa John's Double Cheeseburger Pizza and
Post by: lennedsay on February 21, 2014, 04:34:36 PM

Quote from: Esch on February 21, 2014, 10:26:26 AM

Quote from: lennedsay on February 21, 2014, 03:36:56 AM

The owner of my local chain pizza place also owns a crap-to-decent BBQ place in the same plaza, so I can get their pizza and ribs special delivered. So fuck yalls national chains.

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I'm with Spence. I used to eat PJs once or twice a week, but now I feel like I'm going to die every time. I finally unsubscribed to the emails because the cheapness of the deals was so tempting.

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:whew which local is it? I usually cop fortels or deweys

It's one of the Cecil's out here. I buy bottles of Fortel's salad dressing in threes. :aah