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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on January 17, 2007, 01:10:15 PM

Title: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: TVC15 on January 17, 2007, 01:10:15 PM
No doubt, man.  They are the most delicious things ever.  I am only going to eat breakfast bowls from now on.  I think this is a turning point in my life.  I think I saw a visage of mary in the mixed up pile of sausage, eggs, cheese, and potato.  It was the most delicious religious experience in my life since I stole that bag of communion wafers and ate them like chips.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 17, 2007, 01:24:40 PM
Please share with us the Dietary aspects of this food. They sound very healthy.

 :-[
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: TVC15 on January 17, 2007, 01:31:22 PM
Well, there are 3 kinds of breakfast bowls.  They are microwave only as the plastic bowl they come in would melt into plastic fudge in the oven.

I have only had 2 of the 3 varieties: Sausage and Pancakes.

Sausage:  Chopped up sausage, potatoes, scrambled eggs, and chesse.  It is tasty and delicious.

Pancakes:  Pancakes and sausage links and a pouch of particularly good syrup.  The pancakes are nice and crumbly, so you don't have to worry about cutting them up, and the sausage breaks apart easily.

Overall, both of them are extremely tasty.  There is also a bacon bowl, which is the same as sausage but with bacon, but MAF and myself have been unable to find this variety.  It's breakfast but in a bowl!
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 01:35:32 PM
How Healthy are they?
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: Wobedraggled on January 17, 2007, 01:37:43 PM
How Healthy are they?

Do you REALLY need to ask.

I'm gonna pick some up next food shopping run and give em a go.

Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 17, 2007, 01:38:09 PM
Crumbly pancakes?  :yuck
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 17, 2007, 01:40:40 PM
YOU GUYS DONT KNOW! YOU GUYS DONT KNOW HOW AWESOME!

Seriously tho I hope these stuck around, they rock. Aunt Jemimamamas Breakfast Biscuits are also good.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: Wobedraggled on January 17, 2007, 01:42:14 PM
yogos are also yummy happy fun time.

(http://americansweets.up.seesaa.net/image/yogos.jpg)
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: TVC15 on January 17, 2007, 01:47:01 PM
Crumbly pancakes?  :yuck

Crumbly is probably the wrong word since it implies dryness.  These pancakes are moist and delicious, but they come apart easy enough that you really don't have to properly cut them up like you do non-bowl pancakes.  It works.  The syrup helps, too.

They need to just make a meat one, which would just be like 6 kinds of meat with syrup on top and maybe some cheerios.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 17, 2007, 01:48:17 PM
Jimmy Dean's is too new of a product. But here are the dietary facts of Uncle Ben's Breakfast Bowl (Sausage, Egg, Biscuit).

(http://www.dietfacts.com/images/nutrition-facts/1/12027.gif)



 :gloomy
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: TVC15 on January 17, 2007, 01:49:42 PM
Dude, everyone fucking knows you need a lot of cholesterol to live.  It's like a steroid.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 01:56:53 PM
350 calories for a bowl is pretty good.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 17, 2007, 01:57:54 PM
Almost half of it is from fat tho haha. However since its mostly eggs meat and cheese the carb count is low at least.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: Itch on January 17, 2007, 02:05:09 PM
Hey man, we all gotta die sometime. Might as well burn out in a blaze of drug and cholesterol fueled glory than something distinguished mentally-challenged like pneumonia.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: futami on January 17, 2007, 02:05:23 PM
No doubt, man.  They are the most delicious things ever.  I am only going to eat breakfast bowls from now on.  I think this is a turning point in my life.  I think I saw a visage of mary in the mixed up pile of sausage, eggs, cheese, and potato.  It was the most delicious religious experience in my life since I stole that bag of communion wafers and ate them like chips.

that's healthy, i'm sure. i bet if you made that from scratch, it'd taste a whole lot better -- not even factoring the improved health gain.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: TVC15 on January 17, 2007, 02:09:52 PM
No doubt, man.  They are the most delicious things ever.  I am only going to eat breakfast bowls from now on.  I think this is a turning point in my life.  I think I saw a visage of mary in the mixed up pile of sausage, eggs, cheese, and potato.  It was the most delicious religious experience in my life since I stole that bag of communion wafers and ate them like chips.

that's healthy, i'm sure. i bet if you made that from scratch, it'd taste a whole lot better -- not even factoring the improved health gain.

No doubt.  I am just in microwave-crazy heaven because I have ready access to a microwave for the first time since 2004, so I have a veritable rainbow of extremely unhealthy, marginally edible microwaveable crap to become familiar with.  I didn't plan on living past 27 anyway.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: futami on January 17, 2007, 02:11:23 PM
350 calories for a bowl is pretty good.

840 mg of sodium isn't.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 17, 2007, 02:13:42 PM
SODIUM ROX! GO BACK TO YOUR HOME!
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 02:26:46 PM
How bad is sodium for you.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: Diablos on January 17, 2007, 02:33:04 PM
Dude, everyone fucking knows you need a lot of cholesterol to live.  It's like a steroid.

(http://i12.tinypic.com/4dqr63d.jpg)

 :hyper
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 17, 2007, 02:34:16 PM
Oh come on.  :lol :lol
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2007, 03:14:40 PM
 :lol

Damn if it wasn't for I Can't Believe it's Not Butter I'd probably be dead by now. As I type I'm eating:

Cubed potatoes with onions (I fried then in I Can't Belive it's Not Butter)
Rice (I put a teaspoon of I Can't Believe it's Not Butter on top)
Chicken (lol)

Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on January 17, 2007, 03:18:55 PM
:lol

Damn if it wasn't for I Can't Believe it's Not Butter I'd probably be dead by now. As I type I'm eating:

Cubed potatoes with onions (I fried then in I Can't Belive it's Not Butter)
Rice (I put a teaspoon of I Can't Believe it's Not Butter on top)
Chicken (lol)



Are you fat PD?
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 17, 2007, 03:43:30 PM
:lol

Damn if it wasn't for I Can't Believe it's Not Butter I'd probably be dead by now. As I type I'm eating:

Cubed potatoes with onions (I fried then in I Can't Belive it's Not Butter)
Rice (I put a teaspoon of I Can't Believe it's Not Butter on top)
Chicken (lol)



Are you fat PD?

I'm 6'2, 180 pounds. Hell no :lol
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: Wobedraggled on January 17, 2007, 07:26:45 PM
I found the bacon ones, give my report tomorrow.

Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: Christopher on January 17, 2007, 07:52:39 PM
(http://food.oregonstate.edu/images/fruitveg/banana/banana016.jpg[img] [img]http://images.netrition.com/images/oatmeal_bowl.jpg)

tsc tsc
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: Wobedraggled on January 18, 2007, 07:50:56 AM
Bacon=Win.

Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 18, 2007, 11:02:36 AM
Bacon ones are easily my favorite, but the stores near me only carry the sausage one and the pancake one. I want the bacon one so badly omg omg omg
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: Wobedraggled on January 18, 2007, 11:15:36 AM
Bacon ones are easily my favorite, but the stores near me only carry the sausage one and the pancake one. I want the bacon one so badly omg omg omg

I picked up the bacon and the pancake as a trial, and so far the bacon is yummy stuff.

It's fucking horrible for you though, but I dont care :)
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 18, 2007, 12:17:32 PM
WHO CARES IT AM DELICIOUS
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: Cheebs on January 18, 2007, 12:56:12 PM
:lol

Damn if it wasn't for I Can't Believe it's Not Butter I'd probably be dead by now. As I type I'm eating:

Cubed potatoes with onions (I fried then in I Can't Belive it's Not Butter)
Rice (I put a teaspoon of I Can't Believe it's Not Butter on top)
Chicken (lol)



Are you fat PD?

I'm 6'2, 180 pounds. Hell no :lol
180 isn't skinny, it aint fat, but its not skinny I'd say.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: Wobedraggled on January 18, 2007, 12:57:12 PM
:lol

Damn if it wasn't for I Can't Believe it's Not Butter I'd probably be dead by now. As I type I'm eating:

Cubed potatoes with onions (I fried then in I Can't Belive it's Not Butter)
Rice (I put a teaspoon of I Can't Believe it's Not Butter on top)
Chicken (lol)



Are you fat PD?

I'm 6'2, 180 pounds. Hell no :lol
180 isn't skinny, it aint fat, but its not skinny I'd say.

for 6'2" it is.

Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 18, 2007, 01:01:12 PM
6'2 is freakin tall
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: Himu on January 18, 2007, 01:07:06 PM
i think i may go pick one of these up right now just before class lol

I need some FEWD to fuel my brain
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2007, 01:19:34 PM
:lol

Damn if it wasn't for I Can't Believe it's Not Butter I'd probably be dead by now. As I type I'm eating:

Cubed potatoes with onions (I fried then in I Can't Belive it's Not Butter)
Rice (I put a teaspoon of I Can't Believe it's Not Butter on top)
Chicken (lol)



Are you fat PD?

I'm 6'2, 180 pounds. Hell no :lol
180 isn't skinny, it aint fat, but its not skinny I'd say.

for 6'2" it is.


:lol

Are you crazy? In fact, how tall are you and what's your weight.

I'm still at my basketball weight so no, I'm not fat at all.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: Himu on January 18, 2007, 02:35:21 PM
im eating bacon flavor right now

it's alright i guess...

im sure i'd prefer sausage flavor because im gay like that
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: APF on January 18, 2007, 02:35:37 PM
I'm 6'2".  180 is skinny.  I hover around 200 and I'm skinny.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: Yeti on January 19, 2007, 03:03:27 AM
I'm going to buy a bunch of these, just so I can record them in my eating log for a shitty nutrition class I have to take.
Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: Wobedraggled on January 19, 2007, 07:26:50 AM
Pancake and sausage.

Good pancakes for a microwave, isn't as good as the bacon bowl, but still yummy.

Title: Re: Jimmy Dean's breakfast bowls are what allah died on the cross for
Post by: Beezy on January 19, 2007, 10:32:15 AM
:lol

Damn if it wasn't for I Can't Believe it's Not Butter I'd probably be dead by now. As I type I'm eating:

Cubed potatoes with onions (I fried then in I Can't Belive it's Not Butter)
Rice (I put a teaspoon of I Can't Believe it's Not Butter on top)
Chicken (lol)



distinguished black fellow