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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Borys on February 25, 2014, 02:09:42 PM

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Post by: Borys on February 25, 2014, 02:09:42 PM
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Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 25, 2014, 02:10:27 PM
reported
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: demi on February 25, 2014, 02:13:56 PM
Why don't you just use a condom? Problem solved.
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 25, 2014, 02:16:19 PM
Quote from: demi on February 25, 2014, 02:13:56 PM
Why don't you just use a condom? Problem solved.

This is his second time having sex, I think he'll be fine.
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: MCD on February 25, 2014, 02:18:11 PM
Congrats.
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Your Stalker on February 25, 2014, 02:19:14 PM
nice job! here's to two more!
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 25, 2014, 02:33:13 PM
Do the mothers know?
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Diunx on February 25, 2014, 02:42:09 PM
woah kept that shit a secret! congrats.
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 25, 2014, 02:44:02 PM
The thread title/OP almost sounds like a terrorist threat. All this time we thought we had to #ProtectBorys, turns out we needed to protect ourselves from Borys.
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 25, 2014, 02:44:50 PM
I'm sure child services already has you under investigation.
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Brehvolution on February 25, 2014, 02:52:55 PM
Congrats dude! +1 Poland NPD
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Steve Contra on February 25, 2014, 02:55:01 PM
http://www.kidnapped2poland.org/ (http://www.kidnapped2poland.org/)
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 25, 2014, 03:07:31 PM
Welp, time to wrap it up.
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Rufus on February 25, 2014, 03:10:19 PM
Congrats. Goodbye sleep?
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: king of the internet on February 25, 2014, 03:23:51 PM
Congrats, hopefully it's really yours.
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Tasty on February 25, 2014, 03:34:28 PM
I didn't know you were so old dude :-\
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Steve Youngblood on February 25, 2014, 03:51:20 PM
First of all, congrats Borys.

Quote from: Tasty Meat on February 25, 2014, 03:34:28 PM
I didn't know you were so old dude :-\

Secondly, how old do you think Borys is, and how old do you think one has to be to have two kids?

Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 25, 2014, 04:08:20 PM
Quote from: Steve Youngblood on February 25, 2014, 03:51:20 PM
First of all, congrats Borys.

Quote from: Tasty Meat on February 25, 2014, 03:34:28 PM
I didn't know you were so old dude :-\

Secondly, how old do you think Borys is, and how old do you think one has to be to have two kids?

35, and a natural born citizen according to his social studies class
(http://imageshack.com/a/img713/46/na3e.png)
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Steve Contra on February 25, 2014, 04:15:04 PM
I have a friend from highschool that has 9 kids and is younger than Borys
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Tasty on February 25, 2014, 04:19:41 PM
Quote from: Steve Youngblood on February 25, 2014, 03:51:20 PM

Secondly, how old do you think Borys is, and how old do you think one has to be to have two kids?

He's not a backwater redneck so I assume he's over 30, which is super old.
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Your Stalker on February 25, 2014, 04:21:49 PM
 :what
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 25, 2014, 04:40:39 PM
Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Borys!
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Brehvolution on February 25, 2014, 04:41:51 PM
nvm
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: nudemacusers on February 25, 2014, 06:00:26 PM
enjoy lactation
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 25, 2014, 06:35:51 PM
Congrats!
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Yeti on February 25, 2014, 07:16:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6BUZIAh.gif)
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: chronovore on February 25, 2014, 07:33:04 PM
Congrats, Borys!
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 25, 2014, 08:02:23 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 25, 2014, 07:16:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6BUZIAh.gif)

Do we know the children are white?
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 25, 2014, 09:01:53 PM
Congrats, Borys!

Boy or girl?
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 25, 2014, 09:06:11 PM
Ya what's the sex and what's the gender?
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Raban on February 25, 2014, 09:12:30 PM
:lol
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 25, 2014, 11:03:53 PM
More importantly how many toes does it have?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/fCfK8jE.jpg)
This many?
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Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: The Sceneman on February 25, 2014, 11:08:23 PM
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congratulations!
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 25, 2014, 11:36:36 PM
fuckin breeder
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Shaka Khan on February 25, 2014, 11:43:05 PM
Quick, get the third bun in while the oven is hot.
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Rufus on February 26, 2014, 01:25:38 AM
Quote from: Steve Contra on February 25, 2014, 04:15:04 PM
I have a friend from highschool that has 9 kids and is younger than Borys
One of those quiverfull people? Or just white trash?
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Yeti on February 26, 2014, 03:47:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/FlaKObg.png)
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: bork on February 26, 2014, 12:44:44 PM
Congrats!

Quote from: Yeti on February 25, 2014, 07:16:37 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/6BUZIAh.gif)

 :lol :lol :lol :clap :clap :clap
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 26, 2014, 09:24:40 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 26, 2014, 03:47:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/FlaKObg.png)

:dead :dead
Title: Re: I have two kids now
Post by: Reb on February 27, 2014, 05:28:13 AM
Congrats Borys.

And more so Yeti, for being on fire.