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Title: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Diunx on March 09, 2014, 10:02:45 PM
Heard this shit on the radio the other day  :kobeyuck :holeup :what  :trash

glad I didn't bother pirating this guy's pos album.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 09, 2014, 10:07:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvY7Nw1i6Kw
:bow2
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 09, 2014, 10:08:21 PM
Not a bad throwback song, but like all Pharell songs it sounds like it would be much better if someone else sung it. Straight up karaoke vocals...
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 09, 2014, 10:10:16 PM
I wish someone could give me the dancing Jesus touch.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Brehvolution on March 10, 2014, 10:58:38 AM
Pharrell sucks

Fo'real
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Himu on March 10, 2014, 12:15:06 PM
The fact this man can get radio play and Janelle can't is a sign of culture decline
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Himu on March 10, 2014, 01:20:18 PM
Janelle uses live bands and her music is distinctly groovy with a lot of funk overtones.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Himu on March 10, 2014, 01:53:55 PM
okay pharrell stan
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2014, 02:05:50 PM
Tightrope and Primetime are pretty much the only Monae songs that had radio potential. She doesn't have a machine behind her and is on the wrong label. I like her I don't think she'll ever be big or even a presence on radio - and she's fine with that.

although I still believe if she was white she'd be everywhere right now.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Himu on March 10, 2014, 02:19:09 PM
Tightrope and Primetime are pretty much the only Monae songs that had radio potential. She doesn't have a machine behind her and is on the wrong label. I like her I don't think she'll ever be big or even a presence on radio - and she's fine with that.

although I still believe if she was white she'd be everywhere right now.

Disagree, she has a lot of radio friendly songs, especially in an Adele era.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: brob on March 10, 2014, 02:45:57 PM
Pharrell's record is the antithesis of "doing his own thing". The overwhelming aesthetic is one of desperation and big label imitation. Happy is a success, but it won't carry G I R L any further than Can I have it Like That carried In My Mind.

Good on him for performing at the grammies and appearing in Mastercard commercials tho  :heh
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Himu on March 10, 2014, 02:50:36 PM
How does this not have mainstream appeal? It sounds fucking amazing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aSs-Ak9gxs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TrxrKyQMXc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5k9eFocRco

I guess mainstream appeal means as vapid as possible.

Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2014, 02:51:37 PM
What works for Adele doesn't work for black artists. See: Sharon Jones.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Positive Touch on March 10, 2014, 05:15:34 PM
Janelle is covered in major magazines, is featured on primetime award shows and music shows, is a covergirl model, etc etc. she's not a superstar, but she's very popular and continues to get bigger and bigger. come on now yall
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Himu on March 10, 2014, 05:17:07 PM
she's featured on award shows but when is she SINGING at award shows?
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: StealthFan on March 10, 2014, 06:24:32 PM
While I can't finish the song, I can see why others love it. It's positive and catchy.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Positive Touch on March 10, 2014, 06:33:21 PM
she's featured on award shows but when is she SINGING at award shows?

well the grammys for one
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: brob on March 10, 2014, 06:56:38 PM
Columbia is trying really hard to squeeze happy from a surprise hit song into a calculated hit record. They won't pull it off, because it's a pharrell record, but they've thrown enough money at it, and did it quickly enough that they still got some happy juice left. It will run out and all they'll have left is a cheap pharrell record that no one wants to buy.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: StealthFan on March 10, 2014, 07:31:00 PM
Yeah they seem pretty desperate to capitalize on the surprise success of the song. A couple units might be moved but the casuals (:smug) that love this tune will discover that the rest of GIRL doesn't sound like that.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 10, 2014, 07:41:31 PM
Pharrel can't sing. That falsetto ugh.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2014, 07:42:38 PM
No offense but she is not "very popular" at all. She's a niche artist who does well touring but doesn't sell records or chart. Electric Lady is her most popular album and has sold around 75,000 copies; it might hit 100k before the end of the year, especially if it gets some Grammy nods.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2014, 07:44:47 PM
Columbia is trying really hard to squeeze happy from a surprise hit song into a calculated hit record. They won't pull it off, because it's a pharrell record, but they've thrown enough money at it, and did it quickly enough that they still got some happy juice left. It will run out and all they'll have left is a cheap pharrell record that no one wants to buy.

Breh it was the #1 song in 15 countries including the US. It's double platinum in the US.

I don't like the song but...it's a hit record.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: StealthFan on March 10, 2014, 07:48:21 PM
75k (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mjlol.png)

Poverty sales :heh
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 10, 2014, 07:59:32 PM
I don't think it's annoying, I do find it kinda boring tho
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2014, 08:01:05 PM
75k (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/mjlol.png)

Poverty sales :heh

get outsold by ASAP Ferg brehs
:heh
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 10, 2014, 08:16:42 PM
Relistened to it forgot how bland it is.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Himu on March 10, 2014, 08:17:12 PM
Janelle is a millionaire, so she's basically living the dream even if she's not as big as other stars.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: StealthFan on March 10, 2014, 08:17:59 PM
Diddy was gonna make The Electric Lady his new beard till he realized she a clam eater. Poor Cassie :tocry She ain't ever gonna be free.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Himu on March 10, 2014, 08:19:59 PM
The things I like are deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

The things everyone else likes are shallooooooooooooooow

 pharrell stan :maf
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2014, 08:22:41 PM
Cassie is probably wearing diapers by now.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: StealthFan on March 10, 2014, 08:24:05 PM
Cassie is probably wearing diapers by now.
I'd sniff those diapers :noah

Such a terrible voice tho. I remember hearing "Me And You" on the radio and I was like :holeup
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2014, 08:33:14 PM
Probably the least appealing sex song in recent history. I remember a chick in my class saying "hey have you heard that Cassie song? It's about....*whispers* giving head"

I was like :leon

went home, waited patiently for it to play one night on BET. I was half erect when I heard it was about to start, but 30 seconds in my shit went flaccid.  :oreilly

Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Himu on March 10, 2014, 08:38:21 PM
i have good memories playing saints row 2 to me & u :obama
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: StealthFan on March 10, 2014, 09:04:33 PM
Probably the least appealing sex song in recent history. I remember a chick in my class saying "hey have you heard that Cassie song? It's about....*whispers* giving head"

I was like :leon

went home, waited patiently for it to play one night on BET. I was half erect when I heard it was about to start, but 30 seconds in my shit went flaccid.  :oreilly

:sabu
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Shadow Mod on March 10, 2014, 09:30:09 PM
Looked up the cassie song, elementary school kids could write better lyrical rhymes  :-\
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Hock on March 10, 2014, 09:51:50 PM
Not a bad throwback song, but like all Pharell songs it sounds like it would be much better if someone else sung it. Straight up karaoke vocals...
This is basically his whole album, most of the songs are okay but his singing keeps you from really caring. He's not even bad imo, but its just there.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Bebpo on March 10, 2014, 10:20:21 PM
Yeah, I picked up G I R L and Kid Cudi's Journey to Mother Moon to give them a fair shot before I see or don't see them at Coachella next month.  I don't like Pharrel's album at ALL.  His old N.E.R.D. stuff is cool and his solo album from 2006 is alright, but this album is so plain and boring.  There's nothing that sticks out and yeah I really don't care for it.  Not gonna bother seeing him live.

Otoh, I like Cudi's new EP/Album a good deal.  It's flawed, but the production is really interesting in his Man on the Moon albums and makes them feel fresh and creative.  Plus I like his voice.  Looking forward to seeing him live. 


Now just looking to see how the new Aloe Blacc and Foster the People album turns out this month.  Loved the new Broken Bells album (I really like Danger Mouse's production style) and Beck album is still growing on me.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Polari on March 11, 2014, 03:32:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSyNUAzPofI

Mick had a great ass :-[
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 22, 2014, 01:07:35 AM
Someone at work has this song as their ringtone.

I hear the chorus 20 times a day. I have no idea if there is anymore to the song, but I don't want to know.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: pilonv1 on May 22, 2014, 06:42:18 AM
Since no one saw it in the rasslin thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-FFdYoq2r8

Japanese clip is p. awesome
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: king of the internet on May 22, 2014, 09:19:58 AM
I die a little bit more inside every time I hear this song.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Yeti on May 22, 2014, 02:09:42 PM
Someone at work has this song as their ringtone.

I hear the chorus 20 times a day. I have no idea if there is anymore to the song, but I don't want to know.

Not having your phone on silent/vibrate at work  :what
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 22, 2014, 04:28:00 PM
Someone at work has this song as their ringtone.

I hear the chorus 20 times a day. I have no idea if there is anymore to the song, but I don't want to know.

Not having your phone on silent/vibrate at work  :what

I work in a school, so most people have thier own office cutting down on the noise. But seriously.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 22, 2014, 04:56:49 PM
I don't hate it, honestly.  Classic funk and RnB tropes, just happens to be smeared with pop methodology. I'd rather this sort of music be more popular than shit like Avicii or Imagine Dragons.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2014, 05:18:51 PM
I don't care about music "tropes." The guy can't sing. Imagine Prince or Michael Jackson singing Get Lucky: it becomes an infinitely better song. Likewise, if Happy was sung by someone like John Legend (who I'm not a fan of but would do great on Happy).

He's very talented but I've always been lukeworm on his stuff. From NERD to The Clipse I thought he was criminally overrated, but it's undeniable that he has tapped into the musical conscious of the world. Of course having a major label provide early radio spins helps. There's a lot of stuff like Happy out there, sung by small soul acts. Aloe Blacc has bubbled up to the mainstream but usually those types of people don't. BTW I hate The Man, that song is bad. But I'm glad Blacc is doing well, he deserves it.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: tiesto on May 22, 2014, 06:57:11 PM
I don't hate it, honestly.  Classic funk and RnB tropes, just happens to be smeared with pop methodology. I'd rather this sort of music be more popular than shit like Avicii or Imagine Dragons.

I liked "Bromance", his remix of "Derezzed" and even "Levels" (the first few thousand times I heard it), but the country/house crossover in a lot of Avicii's stuff just doesn't work for me.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Steve Contra on May 22, 2014, 07:37:49 PM
How sad do you think Pharrell is that he peaked so early?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKKONgfNONU
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: TVC15 on May 23, 2014, 02:40:33 AM
Not a bad throw but like all Pharell songs it sounds like it would be much better if someone else sung it.

I call this the Trent Reznor disorder.
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 23, 2014, 11:48:21 AM
Trent Reznor sings?
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: Himu on May 23, 2014, 11:51:33 AM
How sad do you think Pharrell is that he peaked so early?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKKONgfNONU

Chick playing sax on the beach :lol you know it's the 90's just because of that :lol

Please make sax cool again :tocry
Title: Re: Happy is one of the most annoying songs I have ever heard.
Post by: bork on May 23, 2014, 01:43:36 PM
Quote
The song opens with Teddy Riley chanting the chorus "All I wanna do is zooma-zoom-zoom-zoom in a poom-poom." Subsequent verses are rapped by Aqil Davidson, Teddy Riley, and Markell Riley. Teddy Riley's verse is notable for being written by his young protégé Pharrell Williams,

Holy shit, never knew that.  Such creative lyrical stylings from Pharell.   :tophat