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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on March 11, 2014, 10:50:51 PM

Title: No simping
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 11, 2014, 10:50:51 PM: (https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/q71/s720x720/1455150_184006631796701_1139023470_n.jpg)

Not even once, gentlemen.
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 11, 2014, 10:53:15 PM: :neogaf
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 11, 2014, 10:54:25 PM: I should be so many girls' boyfriend.
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: StealthFan on March 11, 2014, 10:57:08 PM: He asian. An ugly one at that. His options aren't poppin, breh. Let a desperate ass man cook :tocry
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Atramental on March 11, 2014, 11:28:28 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/t6ea1zS.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/ADppaSj.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/sYWbe6j.png)
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: StealthFan on March 11, 2014, 11:38:14 PM: fix that backround breh
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Atramental on March 11, 2014, 11:42:10 PM: PD, would you simp? Yes or no? :hitler

(http://i.imgur.com/d6T7nmx.jpg?1)
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: nudemacusers on March 11, 2014, 11:58:25 PM: Quote from: Esch on March 11, 2014, 10:54:21 PM
:yeshrug I feel like this isn't the worst internet simping i've seen. There are deeper levels to this shit. The stories people tell about dudes paying for cars and shit... :neogaf

EDIT:

(http://i1.minus.com/j0axRqdqzVIfO.png)
I dunno, buying stuff at least gives you some emotional leverage in your simp game. pathetic open letters on facebook not to much.
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2014, 12:02:06 AM: Quote from: Atramental on March 11, 2014, 11:42:10 PM
PD, would you simp? Yes or no? :hitler

(http://i.imgur.com/d6T7nmx.jpg?1)

I'd pay her spring tuition, that's it.
:noah
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Atramental on March 12, 2014, 12:05:54 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2014, 12:02:06 AM
I'd pay her spring tuition, that's it.
:noah
:snoop

:ufup
(http://i.imgur.com/kvmY4F4.jpg)
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Rahxephon91 on March 12, 2014, 12:19:42 AM: Quote from: Atramental on March 11, 2014, 11:42:10 PM
PD, would you simp? Yes or no? :hitler

(http://i.imgur.com/d6T7nmx.jpg?1)
Mischa Brooks may have a nice butt and whatnot, but that is such a shop.
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Kara on March 12, 2014, 12:31:00 AM: Jayden took that in stride.

But he also commented on that shit show.

Hard to assess without falling back on stupid name prejudice.
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: nudemacusers on March 12, 2014, 01:00:24 AM: Quote from: Esch on March 12, 2014, 12:09:24 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on March 11, 2014, 11:58:25 PM
I dunno, buying stuff at least gives you some emotional leverage in your simp game. pathetic open letters on facebook not to much.

:yeshrug one is free tho

:yeshrug the other requires a decent credit history
hey i'm not saying it's much better, but at least if you target your simpery towards the right woman you might get a robotic pity hj at some point down the road when her boyfriend dumps her and she comes over to spill her emotions on your lap.

it's risky to be sure, but sometimes you just gotta put all your simp cards on the table and (not ask her out like a normal person) try to buy her affections.
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: nudemacusers on March 12, 2014, 01:01:22 AM: Quote from: Karakand on March 12, 2014, 12:31:00 AM
Jayden took that in stride.

But he also commented on that shit show.

Hard to assess without falling back on stupid name prejudice.
he was probably posting from his phone while getting his taint licked
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Momo on March 12, 2014, 03:53:59 AM: http://whiteknightshame.com/
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: doctavius bonbon on March 12, 2014, 09:14:59 AM: Quote from: Esch on March 11, 2014, 11:32:02 PM
Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on March 11, 2014, 10:56:59 PM
I shouldn't be anybody's boyfriend, but I want to be anyway. Want to be my steak and blowjob day date, Esch? :heart

I already penciled Shaka in

(http://i.minus.com/jb0Uvp0NV45KZ3.png)
:holeup @ that white background

i'mma upgrade this

(http://i.imgur.com/lqJ6ggs.png)

god bless.
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: benjipwns on March 12, 2014, 09:42:19 AM: This is funnier than anything I've seen Jayden do.
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2014, 06:59:14 PM: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bk-bJheCIAE9Vqa.jpg)
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Shadow Mod on April 11, 2014, 07:04:10 PM: Should have said in return "I wear tampons, you'll have to shove 'em up your ass."
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 11, 2014, 07:09:09 PM: That's hot
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2014, 07:16:53 PM: Himu we can go on long walks in the park :noah

I'll but you an Olive Garden dinner and pay the tip :noah
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Shadow Mod on April 11, 2014, 07:17:33 PM: Should have said in return "I wear tampons, you'll have to shove 'em up your ass."
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2014, 07:20:07 PM: :lol
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Shadow Mod on April 11, 2014, 07:22:53 PM: Whoa that double post is crazy. The hell?

Oh god I think I figured it out, my cat has learned the computer.
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2014, 07:30:38 PM: I'm not looking forward to guys bothering me on street corners Devo. :goty2
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 11, 2014, 07:31:07 PM: sounds like your cat is already smarter than Timedog

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I'm simping :tocry
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Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Shadow Mod on April 11, 2014, 07:34:22 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 11, 2014, 07:30:38 PM
I'm not looking forward to guys bothering me on street corners Devo. :goty2

Welp get used to it, it's all part of being a woman. You gotta take the bad with the good.

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:fbm
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Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Himu on April 11, 2014, 07:37:43 PM: I want mace. :bow
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: nudemacusers on April 11, 2014, 08:15:41 PM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on April 11, 2014, 07:30:38 PM
I'm not looking forward to guys bothering me on street corners Devo. :goty2
girls should appreciate the attention
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Trent Dole on April 12, 2014, 03:56:09 AM: Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on April 11, 2014, 08:16:58 PM
I'm just calling you hot enough to drown in my semen, that's compliment you ungrateful bitches.
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(http://i584.photobucket.com/albums/ss281/Wrath2X5/1b96490b-c6b2-4583-b76a-d4712e8a8849_zps9b38aa82.jpg)
Title: Re: No simping
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 12, 2014, 12:08:10 PM: http://www.thecoli.com/posts/8005455/
:snoop :sabu