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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Steve Contra on March 24, 2014, 06:49:31 PM

Title: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Steve Contra on March 24, 2014, 06:49:31 PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2014/03/24/what-women-want-on-the-dance-floor-according-to-science/?tid=up_next&Post+generic=%3Ftid%3Dsm_twitter_washingtonpost (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2014/03/24/what-women-want-on-the-dance-floor-according-to-science/?tid=up_next&Post+generic=%3Ftid%3Dsm_twitter_washingtonpost)
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Himu on March 24, 2014, 06:54:51 PM
David Bowie is white :tocry
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: benjipwns on March 24, 2014, 06:56:57 PM
Science annihilated:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAsLN_a5Ymc
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Himu on March 24, 2014, 06:58:26 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on March 24, 2014, 06:56:57 PM
Science annihilated:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAsLN_a5Ymc

This shit gonna knock me out my seat :dead

Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 24, 2014, 07:17:54 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on March 24, 2014, 06:56:57 PM
Science annihilated:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAsLN_a5Ymc

Man, the later Karate Kid sequels weren't very good.
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 24, 2014, 07:37:54 PM
Not all white guys are lame. For example, this guy is pretty cool.

(http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram.com/e2c012b0b31011e3ac7012679c9beec9_8.jpg)
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 24, 2014, 07:38:14 PM
also, ffs someone make that an emote
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: doctavius bonbon on March 24, 2014, 08:42:07 PM
Quote
(http://i.imgur.com/Z4xDlsM.png)


Your wish is my command~~

(http://i.imgur.com/IPm61mE.png)
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 24, 2014, 11:21:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bnAb5IVKQI
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: StealthFan on March 24, 2014, 11:25:42 PM
I see neckbeards in that video so I assume he is doing this around his sycophants.
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 24, 2014, 11:37:42 PM
Sorry, as a straight white male, my hands can not physically go above my shoulders while my hips and feet move at the same time. It's genetic.

Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Raban on March 24, 2014, 11:44:35 PM
anybody who doesn't dance when an MJ song comes on should seek professional help
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Diunx on March 25, 2014, 01:50:42 AM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 24, 2014, 06:54:51 PM
David Bowie is white :tocry

Honorary member

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/634787/thumbs/o-IMAN-570.jpg)
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Momo on March 25, 2014, 02:40:34 AM
Reverse racism
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Vertigo on March 25, 2014, 05:08:55 AM
As a black male I can strip down the rhythm of any song and find the dancing pattern, it's just like the matrix, I can see behind the code.
 :rejoice
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 25, 2014, 11:05:24 AM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on March 24, 2014, 11:37:42 PM
Sorry, as a straight white male, my hands can not physically go above my shoulders while my hips and feet move at the same time. It's genetic.

Good news! According to that article, arm movement is irrelevant
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2014, 11:24:56 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW9x7OkwpxA
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 25, 2014, 11:33:40 AM
Quote from: Vertigo on March 25, 2014, 05:08:55 AM
As a black male I can strip down the rhythm of any song and find the dancing pattern, it's just like the matrix, I can see behind the code.
 :rejoice

Man that sounds awesome.  As a white male all I can do is impress women with my wealth, power, and social status.  :(
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Your Stalker on March 25, 2014, 03:45:01 PM
Quote from: Diunx on March 25, 2014, 01:50:42 AM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 24, 2014, 06:54:51 PM
David Bowie is white :tocry

Honorary member

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Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Steve Contra on March 25, 2014, 04:52:29 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2014, 11:24:56 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW9x7OkwpxA
This pretty much confirms David Bowie is black.
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Himu on March 25, 2014, 05:20:42 PM
Quote from: Your Stalker on March 25, 2014, 03:45:01 PM
Quote from: Diunx on March 25, 2014, 01:50:42 AM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 24, 2014, 06:54:51 PM
David Bowie is white :tocry

Honorary member

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/634787/thumbs/o-IMAN-570.jpg)
(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/camby.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/SUqc0BL.gif)

Get the fuck out of here we don't like your kind here.
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Himu on March 25, 2014, 05:23:53 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2014, 11:24:56 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW9x7OkwpxA

oh my
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Your Stalker on March 25, 2014, 06:32:24 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 25, 2014, 05:20:42 PM
Quote from: Your Stalker on March 25, 2014, 03:45:01 PM
Quote from: Diunx on March 25, 2014, 01:50:42 AM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on March 24, 2014, 06:54:51 PM
David Bowie is white :tocry

Honorary member

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/634787/thumbs/o-IMAN-570.jpg)
(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/camby.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/SUqc0BL.gif)

Get the fuck out of here we don't like your kind here.
(http://i.imgur.com/MbWmaJ4.gif)
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Vertigo on March 26, 2014, 02:21:04 AM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on March 25, 2014, 11:33:40 AM
Quote from: Vertigo on March 25, 2014, 05:08:55 AM
As a black male I can strip down the rhythm of any song and find the dancing pattern, it's just like the matrix, I can see behind the code.
 :rejoice

Man that sounds awesome.  As a white male all I can do is impress women with my wealth, power, and social status.  :(

The smarter negroes among us are doing that as well.  :mynicca

Best of both worlds.
Title: Re: Science Proves White Guys Still Lame
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 26, 2014, 03:54:51 AM
Anyhoo Im a pretty good dancer but I'm black on the inside.