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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Yeti on March 27, 2014, 08:16:47 PM

Title: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat. And an mmo
Post by: Yeti on March 27, 2014, 08:16:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvWGLcdI8o8&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat
Post by: Takao on March 27, 2014, 09:17:34 PM
I'm going to need IGN to over analyze and recut that trailer to chronological order for me to understand the reference.
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 27, 2014, 09:40:27 PM
Goat of the Year
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 27, 2014, 09:49:26 PM
Greatest of All Time
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat
Post by: brob on March 27, 2014, 09:52:07 PM
escape goat 2 is really the only competition for GOTY right now, but it's still early in the year.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 27, 2014, 09:59:25 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again; man, I love being a goat!
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat
Post by: Takao on March 27, 2014, 10:03:38 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 27, 2014, 09:59:25 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again; man, I love being a goat!

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLC5AxsCAAE_0-X.png:large)
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat
Post by: Trent Dole on March 27, 2014, 10:33:48 PM
Holy shit that trailer. Bear Simulator's got competition!
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 27, 2014, 10:42:22 PM
I've had this preordered for ages. One of my best friends has a serious hatred of goats that is almost like torette's syndrome. If you just say "goat" around her, she starts saying "fucking those fucking goats I hate them so fucking much."


I'm gonna make her play it.
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat
Post by: tiesto on March 27, 2014, 10:56:48 PM
Funny enough, I was listening to this as I saw the thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gSKeCvSCpw&feature=kp

This game is gonna be fucking amazing!!!
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 28, 2014, 12:06:32 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58RIT7TTxjg

:whew
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 28, 2014, 12:19:40 AM
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MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it

:bow
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 28, 2014, 12:38:48 AM
Carrying on the proud tradition of Bethesda! :american
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Post by: Yulwei on March 28, 2014, 07:34:09 AM
That trailer  :rejoice
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 28, 2014, 03:39:41 PM
Spent the morning playing this. It's a fucking dumb mess and I love it.
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat
Post by: The Sceneman on March 28, 2014, 08:18:35 PM
Game looks amazing!
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Post by: benjipwns on March 28, 2014, 08:30:10 PM
Wait...this is from the Sanctum guys.  :ohhh
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Post by: Rufus on March 28, 2014, 08:35:48 PM
Weird. I didn't even know they made Super Sanctum until you gave away a key.
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Post by: The Sceneman on March 31, 2014, 02:04:37 AM
lol this is beating Elder Scrolls Online for most anticipated April game on todays Gamefaqs poll
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat
Post by: magus on March 31, 2014, 07:21:18 AM
i gave a try to this and there isn't much of a game, it's just a bunch of small objective's like "jump there" "do a flip" "find stuff", there is really nothing special about it other than the on purpouse janky physic engine, so basicaly you are getting a smaller version of skate 3 and without EA hilarious attempt of making a real game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfl33Tn0pYc

honestly it's a game aimed at the letsplay crowd on youtube which is a pretty easy way to make 2 millions people know that you made a thing
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 31, 2014, 09:00:15 AM
Quote from: IGN
Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. It was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Just kidding, that's from the game's official website. :teehee
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Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat
Post by: a slime appears on March 31, 2014, 09:27:56 AM
Aside from the high price point, I don't understand how people can hate this hilariously awful joke game. It's stupid, the developers know it and even tells you not to buy it, then throws in a bunch of unexpected shit like achievements/combo system/slow-mo, full blown modding support, and a ton of hilarious hidden shit.

SPOILERS FOR PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT GOAT SPOILERS
spoiler (click to show/hide)
The easter eggs that I know about:
- The goat castle where you become the goat king you gain the ability to summon dead goats
- The satanic sacrificial altar that turns you into a demon goat and gives telekinetic powers
- The ability to play as an ostrich, giraffe, yak, and other animals
- The magic science hole that changes your shape randomly
- Get abducted by aliens and teleported into space
- Jetpack that doesn't really work
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Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 31, 2014, 08:31:39 PM
Got the Flappy Goat achievement. *flex*
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Post by: brob on April 02, 2014, 04:40:32 PM
http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/04/02/a-goat-farmer-reviews-goat-simulator-goats-love-champagne/#null

GOAT EXPERT APPROVES GOAT GAME

GOAT/10
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat
Post by: Yeti on June 05, 2014, 06:01:16 PM
New patch out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBiMvkd1kF4&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat
Post by: Yeti on November 18, 2014, 07:07:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAm5yxQA_HY&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat. And an mmo
Post by: Yulwei on November 18, 2014, 07:36:21 PM
What the hell...?  :lol so unexpected
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat. And an mmo
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 18, 2014, 08:27:10 PM
 :ohhh
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat. And an mmo
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 18, 2014, 08:42:18 PM
He was like "put up your dukes" and I was like "I got fucking no dukes".
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat. And an mmo
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 18, 2014, 08:44:38 PM
Finally, an mmo that I won't actually play but won't actively shit all over
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat. And an mmo
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 18, 2014, 08:48:45 PM
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Features

-Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave

-Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all went to high-school well I didn’t I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria

-Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what

-Prolly not tons of content tho, but don’t hate be cool

-Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram

-Faction warfare between goats and sheep

-MMO simulation so good you’ll think it’s real

-There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie

:whew
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat. And an mmo
Post by: chronovore on November 19, 2014, 12:41:42 AM
"TIME FOR THE LAZY DEVELOPERS TO TURN THEIR COMPUTERS BACK ON..."

I love these guys.
Title: Re: Goat Simulator looks to be...goat. And an mmo
Post by: Yeti on November 19, 2014, 02:14:05 AM
To be clear, it's not a Goat Simulator MMO. It's a Goat MMO Simulator.  :P