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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 01, 2014, 09:01:47 PM

Title: OMG Sega just announced Shenmue 3
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 01, 2014, 09:01:47 PM

APRIL

FOOLS

BITCH

:umad

Title: Re: OMG Sega just announced Shenmue 3
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2014, 09:03:33 PM

lmao

Title: Re: OMG Sega just announced Shenmue 3
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 01, 2014, 10:12:29 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/Hz1GLjK.jpg)

Title: Re: OMG Sega just announced Shenmue 3
Post by: Yulwei on April 01, 2014, 11:15:35 PM

i laughed so hard i sharted

Title: Re: OMG Sega just announced Shenmue 3
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 01, 2014, 11:19:05 PM

iOS exclusive 2016

Title: Re: OMG Sega just announced Shenmue 3
Post by: Your Stalker on April 01, 2014, 11:20:27 PM

post if you're still alive, himu-chan

Title: Re: OMG Sega just announced Shenmue 3
Post by: Himu on April 01, 2014, 11:49:51 PM

:yeshrug

Gonna play some FFX and GTAO and not care.

Title: Re: OMG Sega just announced Shenmue 3
Post by: Tasty on April 02, 2014, 12:29:13 AM

Himu later tonight:

(http://cdn.thatssotrue.com/2012/3/9/thatssotrue_4020_1331303731.gif)

Title: Re: OMG Sega just announced Shenmue 3
Post by: Lucretius on April 02, 2014, 01:19:03 AM

Shenmue III

Free-to-play, card based battle system. 
Facebook exclusive.
In-app purchases of card booster packs.
In-app purchases of virtual quarters to play Outrun and Space Harrier. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

(Virtual quarters cost $1.99.)

[close]

 
Send out mass messages to your entire friends list asking "Please help me find sailors!" 
Amazing voice acting…

spoiler (click to show/hide)

in Japanese only with no subtitles because Sega doesn't localize their RPGs anymore.

[close]

 
Amazing story…

spoiler (click to show/hide)

that ends in a huge cliffhanger teasing Shenmue IV which will never get made.

[close]

Title: Re: OMG Sega just announced Shenmue 3
Post by: Rahxephon91 on April 02, 2014, 01:30:40 AM

God that would be so amazing for Shenmue 3 to get made and have an actual cliffhanger.

Title: Re: OMG Sega just announced Shenmue 3
Post by: Lucretius on April 02, 2014, 01:43:26 AM

If Shenmue III were released in 2014, the fan translation patch wouldn't be done until 2023.

Title: Re: OMG Sega just announced Shenmue 3
Post by: The Sceneman on April 02, 2014, 05:23:04 AM

Quote from: Lucretius on April 02, 2014, 01:19:03 AM

Shenmue III

Free-to-play, card based battle system. 
Facebook exclusive.
In-app purchases of card booster packs.
In-app purchases of virtual quarters to play Outrun and Space Harrier. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

(Virtual quarters cost $1.99.)

[close]

 
Send out mass messages to your entire friends list asking "Please help me find sailors!" 
Amazing voice acting…

spoiler (click to show/hide)

in Japanese only with no subtitles because Sega doesn't localize their RPGs anymore.

[close]

 
Amazing story…

spoiler (click to show/hide)

that ends in a huge cliffhanger teasing Shenmue IV which will never get made.

[close]

This would actually be awesome :noah

Title: Re: OMG Sega just announced Shenmue 3
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 02, 2014, 07:59:56 AM

The GIA has a lot to answer for, given their Final Fantasy-themed April Fools' jokes pretty much set the subsequent direction of the franchise.  :maf

Title: Re: OMG Sega just announced Shenmue 3
Post by: Positive Touch on April 02, 2014, 08:03:19 AM

we never did get that ff8 follow-up, though :(

Title: Re: OMG Sega just announced Shenmue 3
Post by: magus on April 02, 2014, 01:43:05 PM

https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/the-x-button/2014-03-26

"final fantasy gaiden?"

http://thegia.com/archive/news/n990401b.html

jesus howard what horrible taste in jokes,like that would ever happen :kobeyuck

Title: Re: OMG Sega just announced Shenmue 3
Post by: Takao on April 02, 2014, 01:48:46 PM

Shenmue 3 review: http://www.gamesradar.com/shenmue-3-review/

sounds really good

Title: Re: OMG Sega just announced Shenmue 3
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 02, 2014, 01:51:55 PM

OMG Amazon just announced Shemnue 3 exclusively for Fire TV!