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If you have an objective way of reviewing games and assigning scores, why can’t you tell me what it is so I can verify that it’s objective?I can't believe I didn't find out about this until now. That's three months worth of objective reviews I've missed for games, I've probably bought so many objectively bad ones during that span.
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I thought it said Objectivist game reviews and you had me running in here with my troll hat on :fbmBut does Titanfall on the Xbox One succeed on its own? No, it relies on the power of the cloud. It is multi-player only. It is dependent on others to achieve. If they abandon it, it will fail exposing its umbilical cord to the collective. Graphics are alright. 1.25/10
I’ve been an Objectivist probably most of my life but only knew of the name and had a firm understanding of the axioms for the past five years.
yet fails to properly demonstrate through its meagre audiotape-based storytelling the why and howI actually think the audio logs they cut from the first game about the different corporations and why they came to Pandora and what they setup in each area and how/why they abandoned were a mistake to cut. It really fleshed out the world you were coming into in terms of why things were located where they were or why they even existed in the first place, etc.
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In the overworld, it is no coincidence that the cleanest, most attractive and safest areas are those carved out by the arms corporations, who succeed in making a hellworld like Pandora habitable without the interference of sticky statist fingers.
Final Fantasy VII is an RPG wherein the player controls a mercenary and the friends that he meets while he travels the world searching for Sephiroth, a man with whom the player’s character shares a connection that is revealed over the course of the game. Along the way, the party is beset by mutated creatures, wrestles with personal demons, and fights against the ShinRa Electric Energy Company that acts as a de facto worldwide government.
Final Fantasy VII takes place from a third-person perspective. In combat, the player controls each character by selecting an attack from a list. Characters can only attack after time has passed since their last attack. Defeating enemies earns experience points for the characters the player controls. These points cause the characters to level up. Leveling up increases a character’s statistics. These statistics control values like how long the character must wait between attacks and the amount of damage done by their attacks. Sometimes the player’s party fights boss enemies, which are more difficult than regular enemies. Bosses offer more experience points when defeated. If the player cannot defeat a boss, they can go fight other enemies to earn experience points, allowing them to level up and increase their stats. This process affords the player a greater chance of defeating the boss.
The plot in Final Fantasy VII involves world travel, anarcho-capitalism, snowboarding, love, and environmentalism, among other themes. In various instances throughout the story the player’s party meets Sephiroth, who departs rather than engaging in combat with the player’s party. The pursuit of Sephiroth brings the player’s party to different locations, each of which has distinct aesthetic and narrative elements, such as Midgar, where wealthy individuals live on a plate in the sky while poor individuals live in slums on the ground, or Wutai, where the consequences of a lost war against the ShinRa Electric Energy Company include an economy that is now based on tourism.
The graphics in Final Fantasy VII are made up of polygonal character models set in static pre-rendered environments. During field travel segments, the models are comparatively much smaller and less detailed than they are in battle, where they are larger and also more realistically proportioned. The music in Final Fantasy VII is primarily made up of melodic symphonic tracks, with occasional rock music, jazz, and other music, all of which is synthesized. Final Fantasy VII features no voiced dialogue, and the sound effects are also completely synthesized.
The player’s party visits a town where the installation of a ShinRa Mako Reactor has destroyed the town’s coal-based economy. Later, one character enter’s the mercenary character’s subconscious, where a large model of the mercenary floats in the air while struggling with an existential crisis. When encounters enemies on the field while traveling, the battle backgrounds include the shore of the beach. The player also pilots a submarine. It is possible to recruit secret characters, one of whom the player can encounter by spending time in forests. At one point, the player’s character crossdresses in an effort to rescue another character.
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This must be some elaborate joke, trying to prove that reviews can't be objective. It has to be.It is satire, yes.
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Game Journalists Are Incompetent Fuckwits (http://gamejournos.tumblr.com/) was an awesome blog that did a great job exposing shit journalism but the guy got tired of running it. Also I think he was tired of the vitriolic and overtly aggressive attacks on him from journalists so he called it quits. At the very least the blog exposed what a miserable person Ben Kuchera is.
if i have to read a gaming mock site, i'd rather read play 4 real (http://www.p4rgaming.com)
:bow Play 4 Real :bow2
Game Journalists Are Incompetent Fuckwits (http://gamejournos.tumblr.com/) was an awesome blog that did a great job exposing shit journalism but the guy got tired of running it. Also I think he was tired of the vitriolic and overtly aggressive attacks on him from journalists so he called it quits. At the very least the blog exposed what a miserable person Ben Kuchera is.
i know a similiar guy that just pass his time posting fuck up from kotaku, like this gem (http://loltaku.tumblr.com/post/81692378822/this-is-literally-this-entire-post-kotaku-is)
I still go to Deadspin sometimes.spoiler (click to show/hide)And Jezebel[close]