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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: recursivelyenumerable on April 12, 2014, 04:47:53 PM

Title: Simping
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 12, 2014, 04:47:53 PM
Like no simping, except simping.
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 12, 2014, 05:03:15 PM
Simps get stimps.
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: nudemacusers on April 12, 2014, 05:07:20 PM
marriage is the ultimate simp maneuver.
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: chronovore on April 13, 2014, 04:47:29 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on April 12, 2014, 05:07:20 PM
marriage is the ultimate simp maneuver.

Wish I had a clever retort other than weeping openly.
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: Mupepe on April 13, 2014, 11:20:55 AM
I'll simp if I have to. Gotta do what you gotta do to get your dick wet
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: nudemacusers on April 13, 2014, 05:57:49 PM
Quote from: chronovore on April 13, 2014, 04:47:29 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on April 12, 2014, 05:07:20 PM
marriage is the ultimate simp maneuver.

Wish I had a clever retort other than weeping openly.
it's a good long-term simp investment.
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on April 13, 2014, 06:02:40 PM
(http://whiteknightshame.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/KJXBb.jpg)
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 13, 2014, 06:03:54 PM
:lol O god that hurts
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: nudemacusers on April 13, 2014, 06:50:09 PM
 :(

a friend of mine does this. pays for cars, helps with rent and phone bills, sits by while they get banged, or maybe gets to bang once. awful. he wont listen to reason either. :(
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: Diunx on April 13, 2014, 09:36:45 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on April 13, 2014, 11:20:55 AM
I'll simp if I have to. Gotta do what you gotta do to get your dick wet

Your dick staying dry after simping hurts more than usual though :tocry
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: Mupepe on April 13, 2014, 10:10:45 PM
Quote from: Diunx on April 13, 2014, 09:36:45 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on April 13, 2014, 11:20:55 AM
I'll simp if I have to. Gotta do what you gotta do to get your dick wet

Your dick staying dry after simping hurts more than usual though :tocry
thats a consequence of putting your eggs all in one basket. Throw enough shit at a wall and something will stick. Spread out your simps
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: Mupepe on April 14, 2014, 10:19:04 AM
Quote from: Esch on April 13, 2014, 10:27:59 PM
Fish with a simp shotgun, not a pistol?
Yes exactly.  You'll get your pathetic man juice on something.
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 14, 2014, 11:47:23 AM
Dynamite Simping is the only way to go. Blow them slores out of the water with how nice of a guy you are.
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 14, 2014, 11:54:56 AM
Dynamite simping isn't honest, cringe inducing, simping though. 

If I'm a dude that offers to buy a chick a car and I'm not touching her, that's pathetic.
If I'm a dude that offers to buy a dozen chicks a car, that's almost certainly a valid game plan, in my price range, with no shame attached.


I remember reading a pornstar interview when I was a teenager and she said that when she was a highschooler some dude use to have her and her friends over to his house to skinny dip and take them back to his bedroom one by one, and he offered her a car.  Other than being a pedo and a john, that's living the life.
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: nudemacusers on April 14, 2014, 02:10:03 PM
Quote from: Esch on April 13, 2014, 10:27:59 PM
Fish with a simp shotgun, not a pistol?
introduce poison into the water supply and let the bodies float to the surface :win
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: bud on April 14, 2014, 07:54:10 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on April 13, 2014, 06:02:40 PM
(http://whiteknightshame.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/KJXBb.jpg)

holy fuck.
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 14, 2014, 09:59:36 PM
doesn't sound like she wanted his money tho
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: nudemacusers on April 14, 2014, 10:24:45 PM
pretty unusual for a woman right guys
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: Diunx on April 18, 2014, 01:18:25 AM
I just bought a cellphone for a chick I'm not fucking :yeshrug

spoiler (click to show/hide)
she is paying me in cash tomorrow, she doesn't have an international credit card to use online  :lenowned
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Title: Re: Simping
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 18, 2014, 02:22:46 AM
Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on April 13, 2014, 06:02:40 PM
(http://whiteknightshame.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/KJXBb.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tFDsL_mwBY
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 18, 2014, 06:56:25 AM
Quote from: Diunx on April 18, 2014, 01:18:25 AM
I just bought a cellphone for a chick I'm not fucking :yeshrug

Lots of guys buy their wives cellphones, nothing weird about that.
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: Takao on April 20, 2014, 02:33:26 PM
That Facebook convo hurt me.
Title: Re: Simping
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2014, 02:34:30 PM
Quote from: Diunx on April 18, 2014, 01:18:25 AM
I just bought a cellphone for a chick I'm not fucking :yeshrug

spoiler (click to show/hide)
she is paying me in cash tomorrow, she doesn't have an international credit card to use online  :lenowned
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simping is legal in south american countries

Latinas :noah