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Title: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 28, 2014, 09:26:11 PM
...wonder if this could be why?

http://gizmodo.com/new-vulnerability-found-in-every-single-version-of-inte-1568383903

VAN CRUNCHEON EXPLAIN

:jawalrus
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 28, 2014, 09:34:19 PM
Can't pimp when you got no bitches. 
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2014, 10:17:24 PM
It took years to get my parents to stop reflexively using IE, which always resulted in spyware I had to deal with.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2014, 11:22:30 PM
People use IE?
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Raban on April 28, 2014, 11:30:49 PM
IE is my main browser. Come at me, bros :umad
(http://i.minus.com/iLSV9ZOD3jdyy.jpg)
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Raban on April 28, 2014, 11:32:13 PM
(http://i.minus.com/im3Pqvaf9etCU.gif)
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 28, 2014, 11:34:10 PM
I used to make my mom use IE when she had to use my computer. Now I'm not even that cruel- she gets to use Firefox.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 28, 2014, 11:38:24 PM
IE is literally Satan.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 28, 2014, 11:43:00 PM
:dead

Worst opinions of any human being ever. Raban was just trying to convince me that its best to play ARPG's with a controller instead of a keyboard + mouse about an hour ago.

:dead

 :what
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 28, 2014, 11:49:19 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 29, 2014, 12:07:11 AM
more like

Internet Exploder
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 29, 2014, 12:43:23 AM
FWIW, apparently this exploit fails with Enhanced Protected Mode turned on (or in Metro IE which has the equiv of EPM always on). Originally 8.1 turned it on by default on desktop too but that was reversed in an update unfortunately (it breaks some addons).
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: MCD on April 29, 2014, 12:45:01 AM
IE11 is a beast. Metro version especially.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2014, 12:54:00 AM
IE11 is a beast. Metro version especially.

Shhh. You're in the trust tree. You can speak freely here.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2014, 01:12:26 AM
IE is my main browser. Come at me, bros :umad
(http://i.minus.com/iLSV9ZOD3jdyy.jpg)

Enjoy your viruses!
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2014, 01:13:55 AM
:dead

Worst opinions of any human being ever. Raban was just trying to convince me that its best to play ARPG's with a controller instead of a keyboard + mouse about an hour ago.

:dead

THIS NEVER HAPPENED. I will not belieeeeeve.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on April 29, 2014, 01:21:35 AM
I'm gonna back Raban on the controller thing, but since I have no idea what I'm talking about, it'll probably just hurt his case.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: MCD on April 29, 2014, 01:29:30 AM
IE11 is a beast. Metro version especially.

Shhh. You're in the trust tree. You can speak freely here.
I use IE11 and FF. Both are excellent and do the job for me.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Momo on April 29, 2014, 01:30:11 AM
Playing an ARPG with a controller over kb/m is like pushing a mining cart filled with coal uphill using your dick when you have perfectly good hands.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2014, 01:32:02 AM
I wouldn't say it's that bad. It's not better than using kbm but my time with torchlight demo on 360 was fine.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Raban on April 29, 2014, 01:33:20 AM
I'm gonna back Raban on the controller thing, but since I have no idea what I'm talking about, it'll probably just hurt his case.
first of all get your pronouns right, nicca :ufup even the lady at the DMV gets it right
second of all nothing you say is gonna hurt my case, I've already beat it to a bloody pulp. I rarely ever prefer KB+M over controller when it comes to video games. Hell I'm the kinda person that's just waiting for tablets to put the traditional PC to death so I never have to touch another god-forsaken keyboard again. Thumbs > fingers as far as quick, reliable input is concerned.
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Post by: Himu on April 29, 2014, 01:38:17 AM
You use index finger all the time on tablets. What are you, a neanderthal?
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Post by: cool breeze on April 29, 2014, 01:43:07 AM
to be fair the baldur's gate dark alliance games played better on a game pad

Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 29, 2014, 01:43:23 AM
Yeah, I use all 10 fingers with tablets - it feels delightfully decadent to scroll by puckishly flicking your pinkie or whatever.

speaking of which, the back gesture in IE10/11 is the best thing ever, or at least it WAS but I think the fucking spring GDR did something to it that makes it less sensitive and thus less reliable to trigger. yet ANOTHER thing for me to hate about that dream-destroying update
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2014, 01:43:41 AM
weren't those made for console to begin with?
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on April 29, 2014, 01:48:24 AM
We are talking about action RPG's, right?
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2014, 01:56:11 AM
We are talking about action RPG's, right?

(http://www.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/jayzyikes.gif)
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: benjipwns on April 29, 2014, 01:58:30 AM
to be fair the baldur's gate dark alliance games played better on a game pad
X-Men Legends and related might too.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on April 29, 2014, 02:08:21 AM
We are talking about action RPG's, right?

(http://www.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/jayzyikes.gif)

???

I can't imagine a kb/m making Chrono Trigger more enjoyable.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2014, 02:11:02 AM
I AM HAVING AN ANEURYSM
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 29, 2014, 02:11:49 AM
Apparently ARPG among PC-centric gamers means "Diablo clone"? I don't get it either.  ???

To me an ARPG was always something like Secret of Mana or whatever.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2014, 02:14:18 AM
Action rpg is like Diablo. An rpg with a hack and slash element. CARPG would be a better name to not confuse console people, but alas.

Secret of Mana is still an arpg.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: benjipwns on April 29, 2014, 02:41:25 AM
games work best on the controls for which they were designed
Proof or ban.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: CatsCatsCats on April 29, 2014, 03:07:34 AM
games work best on the controls for which they were designed

This. Basically the argument quickly becomes "well this game is awesome and it uses x, so x is better" when in reality either can be perfect for the design of a game. I can certainly see why someone would prefer a game pad over kb/m for simplicity and comfort. The 360 pad is just so good, it's beautiful
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Rufus on April 29, 2014, 09:05:48 AM
games work best on the controls for which they were designed
Shooters will always be better to control with a mouse though. It's a pointing interface. For aiming, you can't get a much better fit than that, really.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
The Novint Falcon could have added something meaningful, but that predictably didn't take off, so...
[close]
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Brehvolution on April 29, 2014, 09:16:07 AM
IE is my main browser too
spoiler (click to show/hide)
...for Project Accounting and CRM because they are the only supported browser
[close]
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Raban on April 29, 2014, 09:19:06 AM
games work best on the controls for which they were designed
Shooters will always be better to control with a mouse though. It's a pointing interface. For aiming, you can't get a much better fit than that, really.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
The Novint Falcon could have added something meaningful, but that predictably didn't take off, so...
[close]
I dunno, shooters that place more emphasis on movement rather than aiming (i.e. games that were designed on console like CoD, Halo, etc.) tend to be really boring and easy with mouse controls. It wasn't until I played them on a controller that they really made sense.

Conceptually I agree with you, but many modern FPS aren't designed around the insanely high precision of a mouse.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 29, 2014, 10:09:20 AM
Shiternet Excrementer
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2014, 10:19:18 AM
Baldur's Gate DA was indeed dope on a controller/console. However it's a pretty short game; I beat it in about a day iirc. I can't imagine playing it for 100 hours with a controller.


Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2014, 10:43:56 AM

I dunno, shooters that place more emphasis on movement rather than aiming (i.e. games that were designed on console like CoD, Halo, etc.) tend to be really boring and easy with mouse controls. It wasn't until I played them on a controller that they really made sense.

Conceptually I agree with you, but many modern FPS aren't designed around the insanely high precision of a mouse.

(http://i.minus.com/jthIMbB4hvpXY.png) why don't you just turn the difficulty up

For some reason raban seems allergic to higher difficulty modes. She was saying Diablo 3 is boring so I was like turn the difficulty up, normal is lame. And it took some effort before she listened to me! Turned the difficulty up and now she likes D3!

And shooters - At least in multi - are about aiming as much as movement. When you're fighting a duel with a guy who is doing a jump fest (I.e. strafing and jumping to be in an unpredictable movement pattern) you need to move in a similar manner while also having precise aiming before he gets you. Aiming is equally as important as movement in fps. Third person shooters are more about movement than aiming. You must be confused.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on April 29, 2014, 11:45:26 AM
Wiimote > kb/m
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Momo on April 29, 2014, 11:51:20 AM
Wiimote > Nothing
Everything > Wiimote
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Cascade on April 29, 2014, 11:54:48 AM
Wiimote > kb/m
(http://i.imgur.com/Qs4oKSQ.gif)
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2014, 11:58:56 AM
Wiimote > kb/m

Christ.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Rufus on April 29, 2014, 11:59:07 AM
Wiimote+, yes, standard Wiimote, no. (http://imgur.com/zIzq4r9.jpg) Provided the re-sync is fast for when you inevitably wander off the screen. Lightguns were cool, too.

Point is, even a touchscreen is better than a stick. Driving the reticule to a point on the screen is just crap.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2014, 12:07:22 PM
Wiimote > kb/m

this brought back memories of Johnny Nighttrain :dead

fun times
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2014, 12:08:41 PM
Wii's lightgun game renaissance was fab.

But the only rail shooter was SP2. :maf
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: cool breeze on April 29, 2014, 12:08:50 PM
Wiimote > kb/m

I remember when people argued that the wii remote is better because the acceleration and deceleration re-centering the cursor made it more cinematic than mouse aiming  :wtf
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2014, 12:13:52 PM
Wiimote isn't really better than KBM in any way. My hand got tired for a bit pointing at the screen while playing Resident Evil 4 of all games. Never mind the fact that pointing with the wiimote is a finicky and unreliable thing, forcing you to sometimes aim below the tv just to see a cursor.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2014, 12:18:28 PM
Can one really evaluate the quality of the WiiMote as a means of control when there's nothing to play with it?

wise words
(http://i.minus.com/jbl8CymxhC9LEH.jpg)
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 29, 2014, 12:22:15 PM
RE4 Wii was pretty fucking dope : :yeshrug
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on April 29, 2014, 02:50:21 PM
Wiimote+, yes, standard Wiimote, no. (http://imgur.com/zIzq4r9.jpg) Provided the re-sync is fast for when you inevitably wander off the screen. Lightguns were cool, too.

Point is, even a touchscreen is better than a stick. Driving the reticule to a point on the screen is just crap.

Wiimote+ sucks. IR forever.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Rufus on April 29, 2014, 02:58:10 PM
But, precision.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2014, 03:00:11 PM
I am seriously considering locking this thread and having everyone who posted in it killed
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2014, 03:13:21 PM
Leper Triumph if he's suggesting Baldur's Gate DA is trash
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2014, 03:31:39 PM
BGDA isn't even that good.

Gosh I could really go for a D&D game.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on April 29, 2014, 03:37:04 PM
But, precision.

IR is more precise.

Bow in Twilight Princess >>>>>>> Bow in Skyward Sword

Constant calibration :yuck
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on April 29, 2014, 04:06:53 PM
Tablets are obvious the best way to play for RTS.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2014, 04:10:54 PM
be glad I don't abuse children, Andrex.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Momo on April 29, 2014, 04:15:49 PM
Further participation in this thread will certainly result in :

(http://i.imgur.com/G1rBPis.gif)

for all involved. abort.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on April 29, 2014, 04:28:29 PM
Tablets are obvious the best way to play for RTS.

(http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A3982/39825/470_39825.gif)

Such disrespect for women, well I guess it's typical for urban youth.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2014, 04:30:39 PM
You seem to be only concerned with dissing women
Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly?
Well life is hard, hug me, don't reject me
Or make records to disrespect me, blatent or indirectly


:smug
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Rufus on April 29, 2014, 07:17:19 PM
But, precision.

IR is more precise.
How the fuck would it be? Shit's a jittery mess every time I've seen it. :what

Tablets are obvious the best way to play for RTS.
Actually, that gigantic touch-table (was that Surface before Surface became Surface?) that Microsoft had wouldn't be too bad with the right UI.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2014, 07:20:05 PM
Tablets would be great for something like Fire Emblem.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2014, 07:21:48 PM
The fact that Andrex equates fun but still shallow, JV shit like BGDA to real shit like D2/Titan Quest/D3 is why I will never take anything he has to say about anything seriously. Stick to your pokemans, kid. Adults are speaking, and you're not allowed at the table.

:ufup
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on April 29, 2014, 08:27:13 PM
How the fuck would it be? Shit's a jittery mess every time I've seen it. :what

:what Have you actually used it? Are you pointing it at candles?

Wiimote+ drifting and recalibration is awful and it's slow as shit. IR forever.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: benjipwns on April 29, 2014, 08:40:16 PM
There is a weird jitter on the Wiimote IR at a slight angle near the edge of a bounding box, makes the cursor spaz out for a second. Might be distance related too though.

I assume it has more to do with what data the game is getting than the actual hardware.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on April 29, 2014, 09:04:16 PM
It was definitely dependent on the game. Fragile Dreams was jitter city, but House of the Dead Overkill was butter.

Mmm... Overkill... time for a replay, I think. Would only take an hour or two...

:bow Overkill :bow2
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Rufus on April 29, 2014, 09:05:34 PM
:what Have you actually used it? Are you pointing it at candles?
The cursor jiggles and that upsets my sensibilities enough to be annoying. (http://imgur.com/zIzq4r9.jpg)

Wiimote+ drifting and recalibration is awful and it's slow as shit. IR forever.
Heard about the constant calibration thing. Shame. Not that it's relevant any more, but hey...

Touch interfaces are great for turn-based strategy.  They're also better than a mouse for aiming. Sadly, you have to do more than aim in most FPS games.
A big enough monitor would have enough room for WASD and a menu button off in the corner somewhere, but a nunchuck would accomplish the same thing. The real dealbreaker is that you'd be obscuring to much of the screen with your aiming hand and your arm would get tired from holding it at the ready most of the time.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Raban on April 29, 2014, 09:31:11 PM
For some reason raban seems allergic to higher difficulty modes. She was saying Diablo 3 is boring so I was like turn the difficulty up, normal is lame. And it took some effort before she listened to me! Turned the difficulty up and now she likes D3!
I... uh... what? Are you sure this was me? I never remember having that conversation. I'm actually stanning for the higher difficulties against Triumph's suggestion in our Diablo 3 thread. And not just that, but as far as shooters like Doom, Stalker, Halo, I play them all on the hard difficulties, and hell I beat Darksiders on the hardest difficulty.

Not every game has well-balanced difficulty settings, and that's especially prevalent in shooters like CoD where the main difference between normal and veteran is the health you or the enemy have. Dude I'm in NG+ on Dark Souls 2 right now and beat the Flexile Sentry (link to a video if you're curious (http://youtu.be/3iA-l5_prS4)) without getting hit once. What the fuck are you talking about.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on April 29, 2014, 09:38:58 PM
Using a Wii remote without resting it on your knee or something is as wrong as playing an ARPG with keyboard and mouse.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2014, 09:56:05 PM
For some reason raban seems allergic to higher difficulty modes. She was saying Diablo 3 is boring so I was like turn the difficulty up, normal is lame. And it took some effort before she listened to me! Turned the difficulty up and now she likes D3!
I... uh... what? Are you sure this was me? I never remember having that conversation. I'm actually stanning for the higher difficulties against Triumph's suggestion in our Diablo 3 thread. And not just that, but as far as shooters like Doom, Stalker, Halo, I play them all on the hard difficulties, and hell I beat Darksiders on the hardest difficulty.

Not every game has well-balanced difficulty settings, and that's especially prevalent in shooters like CoD where the main difference between normal and veteran is the health you or the enemy have. Dude I'm in NG+ on Dark Souls 2 right now and beat the Flexile Sentry (link to a video if you're curious (http://youtu.be/3iA-l5_prS4)) without getting hit once. What the fuck are you talking about.

In a game like Diablo, you play it for rewards. Tangible, loot rewards. If there's no increased chance of rewards, then you're basically just measuring e-peens to play on higher difficulties. The way the game is currently set up, there are 7 difficulties to give a shit about: normal, and Torments 1-6. Expert, Hard and Master are utterly meaningless. So, if you can't survive in Torment, there is LITERALLY NO REASON to play on anything other than Normal.
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Post by: brob on April 29, 2014, 09:58:25 PM
"Tangible, loot rewards" ... "you're basically just measuring e-peens"
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2014, 09:58:58 PM
I've never understood the "tired arm" thing about the Wii.  You know you don't have to hold your arm up or outstretched the whole time, right?  You can rest your forearm on your leg or chair arm or w/e and still IR point with crazy accuracy.  The shaking and waggling, yeah, but the pointer is great for the lazy man.

Depends on the game as well as tv position.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2014, 09:59:41 PM
"Tangible, loot rewards" ... "you're basically just measuring e-peens"

Better loot helps you kill monsters faster, which gets you better loot faster, which is why I get up in the morning.

Increasing the monster's toughness and damage for just 1/3 more xp is distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Rufus on April 29, 2014, 10:01:57 PM
I've never understood the "tired arm" thing about the Wii.  You know you don't have to hold your arm up or outstretched the whole time, right?  You can rest your forearm on your leg or chair arm or w/e and still IR point with crazy accuracy.  The shaking and waggling, yeah, but the pointer is great for the lazy man.
I'm talking about touchscreens. Wouldn't you have to keep your hand at the ready pretty much all the fucking time in an FPS? Something could pop-out up time and you can't just flick your wrist.
Actually, that would only be an issue in a PC like configuration, where you have to stretch your arm out. If you had it at a 45° angle, half a foot away, with a wide bezel to rest your arm on... Hm. Redundant (as of yet), but it seems workable.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2014, 10:02:30 PM
For some reason raban seems allergic to higher difficulty modes. She was saying Diablo 3 is boring so I was like turn the difficulty up, normal is lame. And it took some effort before she listened to me! Turned the difficulty up and now she likes D3!
I... uh... what? Are you sure this was me? I never remember having that conversation. I'm actually stanning for the higher difficulties against Triumph's suggestion in our Diablo 3 thread. And not just that, but as far as shooters like Doom, Stalker, Halo, I play them all on the hard difficulties, and hell I beat Darksiders on the hardest difficulty.

Not every game has well-balanced difficulty settings, and that's especially prevalent in shooters like CoD where the main difference between normal and veteran is the health you or the enemy have. Dude I'm in NG+ on Dark Souls 2 right now and beat the Flexile Sentry (link to a video if you're curious (http://youtu.be/3iA-l5_prS4)) without getting hit once. What the fuck are you talking about.

Have no clue what NG+ in Dark Souls 2 is like. NG+ modes are usually easier than the first time.

And you did have problems with having to go through D3 on normal, but that was prolly a common complaint. It did take some egging you to up the difficulty and make you realize that D3 isn't the type of game that can be critiqued by its normal mode.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2014, 10:06:13 PM
The great thing about Diablo and arpgs, is that they can be completely different things to different people, and that's ok. Some people are totally fine plunking down $60 for the game, playing it once leisurely, and never picking it up again. Some people will play it for a couple months with their friends.

...and some people will just quit living and sink thousands of hours into it playing it at the highest levels, chasing rare, perfectly rolled items.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: benjipwns on April 29, 2014, 10:11:47 PM
I've never understood the "tired arm" thing about the Wii.  You know you don't have to hold your arm up or outstretched the whole time, right?  You can rest your forearm on your leg or chair arm or w/e and still IR point with crazy accuracy.  The shaking and waggling, yeah, but the pointer is great for the lazy man.
Using a Wii remote without resting it on your knee or something is as wrong as playing an ARPG with keyboard and mouse.
Old roomate had a chair where the arms were the absolutely perfect design for using a Wiimote. Came close to trying to buy it off her while playing Corruption.

Nothing I own is anywhere near as good.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Raban on April 29, 2014, 10:22:26 PM
And you did have problems with having to go through D3 on normal, but that was prolly a common complaint. It did take some egging you to up the difficulty and make you realize that D3 isn't the type of game that can be critiqued by its normal mode.
I honestly think it's just that I didn't like playing through the campaign, period. It's not fun. In fact, I wasn't a fan of Diablo 3 at all until Loot 2.0 happened, on any difficulty. After that I wasn't fuckin with Torment because you kinda have to have the right gear to survive in it. Once I got RoS and unlocked Adventure mode I never looked back. The campaign is still ass to grind and will be forever imo.
The great thing about Diablo and arpgs, is that they can be completely different things to different people, and that's ok. Some people are totally fine plunking down $60 for the game, playing it once leisurely, and never picking it up again. Some people will play it for a couple months with their friends.

...and some people will just quit living and sink thousands of hours into it playing it at the highest levels, chasing rare, perfectly rolled items.
yeah I have a friend who told me that "on Hard it takes too long to kill guys" when it's really like .5 seconds longer. I understand it didn't really benefit me much as far as loot is concerned to beat Act V on Expert, but I expressly did not want to just content-tourist my way through that act. I wanted that shit to last and at 60-69 I certainly didn't have the gear to hang on Torment.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2014, 10:49:43 PM
...what a weird thread this turned into
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2014, 11:15:31 PM
None of the MS crowd wanted to come in here and take the L

:jawalrus
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Raban on April 29, 2014, 11:32:16 PM
martyring myself in this thread :fbm
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: tiesto on April 29, 2014, 11:33:08 PM
Sin and Punishment 2 with Wiimote pointer is fucking amazing, shame nobody played it.

Also, fuck IE. My first career out of college was doing web development back in 2003, I left to go work in defense (mostly desktop/embedded systems coding), and then went back to web development last year. A ton of stuff changed in the field of web development changed in those 10 years (hell, JQuery, nor Ajax didn't even exist when I first started!), but one thing remains constant - IE still fucking blows.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2014, 11:34:31 PM
None of the MS crowd wanted to come in here and take the L

:jawalrus

They tried but upon clicking the "reply" button were hit with a wave of spyware.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2014, 11:40:20 PM
martyring myself in this thread :fbm

It's ok, boo. We still love you. You just have weird sensibilities.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on April 29, 2014, 11:42:53 PM
martyring myself in this thread :fbm

It's ok, boo. We still love you. You just have weird sensibilities.

What about me? :uguu
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2014, 11:46:12 PM
It's hard to hate Raban because I get the impression that if all of The Bore were in some big city looking for a place to eat, she'd be the only person to vote for Olive Garden with me.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Raban on April 29, 2014, 11:51:36 PM
hate to break your heart PD but Olive Garden is :holeup when it comes to eating out, local restaurants > chains 9/10 times, unless it's the rare occasion where I'm craving dat franchise flavor (which is typically stuff like KFC, Jack in the Box, Baja Fresh, and when I'm in a really dark place in my life, Taco Bell) I hope this means we can still be friends :-[
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2014, 11:54:29 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/Y1Rxe78.gif)
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2014, 11:59:35 PM
We are never eating at olive garden, PD
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Raban on April 30, 2014, 12:01:08 AM
:rofl I can't believe I said such a ridiculously douchey thing. I'm better about keeping my food snobbery to myself these days, I swear
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2014, 12:04:52 AM
We are never eating at olive garden, PD
:beli

I find that states that border large bodies of water have the best shrimp alfredo. Texas Olive Garden :lawd
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2014, 12:10:37 AM
If we are going to a chain for seafood in texas it will be pappadeux.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on April 30, 2014, 12:16:11 AM
Dave & Busters, they got House of the dead. :mynicca
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 30, 2014, 12:23:35 AM
People who get to pick where Bore gatherings eat: Esch, Mama Lends, me. Who are some other people with discerning palates?
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2014, 12:25:22 AM
so you can pick some fancy snob place to order half cooked meat from?
:pacspit
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: cool breeze on April 30, 2014, 12:30:52 AM
we should go some place where no one is satisfied like old country buffet
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: chronovore on April 30, 2014, 01:11:12 AM
more like

Internet Exploder

Shots fired.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Headshot, incidentally.
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Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 30, 2014, 01:18:17 AM
we should go some place where no one is satisfied like old country buffet

Does Grandy's stay open late? I need to know for...uh...research.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: benjipwns on April 30, 2014, 01:23:27 AM
we should go some place where no one is satisfied like old country buffet
Such a variety!

Of things you don't want to eat.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: benjipwns on April 30, 2014, 01:34:13 AM
CACracker Barrel
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2014, 01:40:16 AM
Could we go to CrACker barrel instead? Ive never had the opportunity to sample any of Esau's den of delights.

it's demonic. but aight.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2014, 01:41:02 AM
Yea...I'm not going to Cracker Barrel again :lol
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2014, 01:41:16 AM
we should go some place where no one is satisfied like old country buffet

Does Grandy's stay open late? I need to know for...uh...research.

This place still exists?
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2014, 01:51:04 AM
we will eat at waffle house with the niccas and risk getting shot
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Damian79 on April 30, 2014, 04:16:47 AM
I can't imagine a kb/m making Chrono Trigger more enjoyable.

Actually Crono Trigger is one game would benefit from mouse input.  Imagine being able to pinpoint where to where a skill goes instead of on an enemy creature.   :o
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: archnemesis on April 30, 2014, 05:54:22 AM
Can you use add-ons with Opera?
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Momo on April 30, 2014, 08:59:35 AM
I used to use Opera when Opera was actually Opera and not this re-skinned Chrome shit it is now
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 30, 2014, 09:07:34 AM
Yea...I'm not going to Cracker Barrel again :lol

The only reason anybody under 30 goes to a Cracker Barrel is because their grandparents dragged them there.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Brehvolution on April 30, 2014, 09:09:43 AM
Where else can you get apple butter though?
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 30, 2014, 09:11:18 AM
I just had a ticket at work from a customer who was worried about this.

their servers run on linux oof.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 30, 2014, 09:12:01 AM
Where else can you get apple butter though?

Wal-Mart?
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Brehvolution on April 30, 2014, 09:24:11 AM
I meant in a restaurant setting. It doesn't matter. I'm not a big fan of CACer barrel. Last time we were there, everyone else got their food but me.  :maf
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 30, 2014, 09:39:01 AM
Where else can you get apple butter though?

Old Country Buffet, probably.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 30, 2014, 09:45:34 AM
Last time we were there, everyone else got their food but me.  :maf

Had you been to the beach recently?
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on April 30, 2014, 10:29:00 AM
Am I the only one who uses Opera? It's actually really good. It's like Chrome, without the weird dumb shit.

What weird dumb shit do you mean?

It's basically Chromium. Hell, when I ported my WebM extension to it I didn't have to change a thing. All the API's are the same. Only difference is I had to wait for approval for it to show up in their extensions catalogue. :yuck
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: thisismyusername on April 30, 2014, 11:04:10 AM
:dead

Worst opinions of any human being ever. Raban was just trying to convince me that its best to play ARPG's with a controller instead of a keyboard + mouse about an hour ago.

:dead

Depends on the ARPG. The ones in the style of "Souls"/third person? Do play better with a controller in some cases. ARPG's in the case of Diablo/"lootwhore?" Yeah, I agree with Esch and others on keyboard and mouse.

It's really a case-by-case basis.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Brehvolution on April 30, 2014, 11:15:35 AM
Last time we were there, everyone else got their food but me.  :maf

Had you been to the beach recently?

No. We always have service problems at my local CB. I've been to other locations and they were fine.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Raban on April 30, 2014, 01:10:07 PM
Am I the only one who uses Opera? It's actually really good. It's like Chrome, without the weird dumb shit.

I used to use it, but I found Google ran speed circles around it at the time.  Chrome's gotten a lot worse over the years, though, maybe I should give Opera another go.
or try IE :phil honestly I used to be a Chrome fanatic but as it got worse I ran the browsers side by side and even gave Chrome the advantage. no plug-ins, addons, anything, and IE11 still loads pages faster.

Depends on the ARPG. The ones in the style of "Souls"/third person? Do play better with a controller in some cases. ARPG's in the case of Diablo/"lootwhore?" Yeah, I agree with Esch and others on keyboard and mouse.

It's really a case-by-case basis.
I agree with this, but when I think about it I still prefer gaming with a controller in almost every instance. The only thing keeping me from playing a game like Diablo on my 360 is the fuck-awful menus and the way that it's a noticeably worse game with regards to performance/mob size/etc. But say, like, Doom 1? I prefer the XBLA version over dosboxing it on my PC.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2014, 03:17:21 PM
With today's internet speeds it seems silly to gauge browsers by speed. I judge today's browser by features. Chrome has a lot of feautres and add ons like ad block plus that you cannot use on IE. Never mind, better security, better email integration (I use Gmail), and app and extension support. It isn't even close. Who cares if it takes ie 2 seconds faster to load a page if it has crap security, crap feature set, crap customization?
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Raban on April 30, 2014, 03:36:46 PM
different people expect different things from browsers. As someone who grew up using 56k internet, I'm tired of looking at the about:blank page for any period of time waiting for a page to load. Considering how much time I spend browsing the internet, those seconds or fractions of a second add up into a shitload of time where I'm doing the virtual equivalent of waiting at a stoplight. Fuck that noise.

In any case, my post was a response to Oscar's comments about speed, not the customizability of the browser. But I guess you can't sleep at night if every single one of your posts isn't about you.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2014, 03:43:53 PM
"As someone who grew up with 56k internet" like everyone here didn't grow up with 56k internet

:dead

:lol at the rest of the post though especially the last sentence
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 30, 2014, 03:54:06 PM
I never had 56k, you old girl
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2014, 06:24:52 PM
I'd like to talk about my internet childhood experience but that will make the conversation about myself.

Also, all those 0's.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 30, 2014, 06:26:43 PM
IE 11 touch mode is pretty great, it's my favorite of the tablet browsers I've used. I'm surprised no one's ripped off the awesome "swipe right to page back" gesture yet.

Safari  :yuck
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2014, 06:30:35 PM
Swipe to page back sounds more work than clicking a back page. How does it work?
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2014, 06:36:29 PM
shout outs to everyone who downloaded porn on 56k connections

Kazaa :tocry
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2014, 06:38:34 PM
Morpheus :tocry
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2014, 06:40:19 PM
Audio Galaxy :tocry
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 30, 2014, 06:40:59 PM
Swipe to page back sounds more work than clicking a back page. How does it work?

You...swipe your finger to the right to go to the previous page.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on April 30, 2014, 06:42:41 PM
Mininova :tocry
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2014, 06:42:51 PM
I'm not sure what the benefit over pressing the back button is but then I haven't tried it.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on April 30, 2014, 06:48:28 PM
I thought it was hentai but it was yaoi :fbm

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Changed my life. :phil
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Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2014, 06:48:56 PM
Yaoi...is hentai
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Positive Touch on April 30, 2014, 07:09:49 PM
I would have killed to grow up with 56k Internet.  I mean, technically, I grew up with *no* Internet, but my teen years were mostly 14400.  I remember finally getting a 28800 in high school and being like "oh shiii the speeeed". 

Okay now it's chronovore's turn

getting cussed out by mom because you dared to download a file and waste precious minutes of your monthly five hour connection time :(
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2014, 07:18:53 PM
THE STRUGGLE :tocry we've made it, guys
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2014, 07:27:26 PM
Browser speed is very important to me because my computer is a giant pile of shit.  I think for add-ons I only use Adblock.

Cool. If you've got a slower computer, I'd definitely suggest not using chrome because it creates multiple versions of itself, which uses up a bit more ram.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2014, 07:39:49 PM
Hell if I know, dude. I guess try Opera again? Or FF? I wouldn't go with IE especially with this "leak" news coming out.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 30, 2014, 08:23:00 PM
Opera is probably your best bet. FF is a memory hog too. IE is obviously a non-starter.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Rufus on April 30, 2014, 08:49:08 PM
Yeah, Chronovore, tell us about your carrier pidgeons.

Fuck, didn't see that there's another page. :lol
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 30, 2014, 10:22:41 PM
Morpheus :tocry

When Morpheus came out, and I downloaded it at school where I could get ~100kb/s download speeds, it was like
(http://i.imgur.com/IZavuhh.jpg)
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2014, 10:49:07 PM
Man, I remember the first time I got broadband. I got 50 kb/s to dl a Naruto episode in 2003 - that was ten years ago.

Now I get 2-4 mb/s on Steam and don't bat an eye.

The little thangs.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Kara on April 30, 2014, 11:06:55 PM
Audio Galaxy :tocry

CuteFTP :tocry
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2014, 11:13:42 PM
Ahahaha is FTP still a thing? It was the thing to do back in the day before torrents really took off.

Ah. The days of being a college freshman and setting up my own FTP for friends to leech. :rejoice
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: chronovore on May 01, 2014, 01:08:45 AM
I would have killed to grow up with 56k Internet.  I mean, technically, I grew up with *no* Internet, but my teen years were mostly 14400.  I remember finally getting a 28800 in high school and being like "oh shiii the speeeed". 

Okay now it's chronovore's turn
Yeah, Chronovore, tell us about your carrier pidgeons.

Fuck, didn't see that there's another page. :lol

:lol

OK, OK. I must succumb to the temptation: 300 baud or bust, baby. That was where I personally started. I think it was an external modem; thing ran really hot.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: chronovore on May 01, 2014, 01:12:08 AM
IE 11 touch mode is pretty great, it's my favorite of the tablet browsers I've used. I'm surprised no one's ripped off the awesome "swipe right to page back" gesture yet.

Safari  :yuck

What the what-what, Eel? Safari has had this for ages.

The weird part is that it's NOT SUPPORTED on iOS, only OS X.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Great Rumbler on May 01, 2014, 01:35:30 AM
Man, I remember the first time I got broadband. I got 50 kb/s to dl a Naruto episode in 2003 - that was ten years ago.

Now I get 2-4 mb/s on Steam and don't bat an eye.

The little thangs.

I used to think that downloading Grandia OST mp3s and SNES ROMs at 3KB/s was the most amazing thing ever. :tocry
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Momo on May 01, 2014, 08:20:27 AM
Opera is probably your best bet. FF is a memory hog too. IE is obviously a non-starter.
Opera isnt an alternate to Chrome anymore, it pretty much is Chrome.

Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: a slime appears on May 01, 2014, 08:46:23 AM
I remember being a small little kid on Prodigy when it first started on a 1200 baud modem. I played MindMaze (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MadMaze) when it came out and spent my alloted computer time reading up on the world. :'(

Now I've got FiOS and Firefox! :hyper
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on May 01, 2014, 11:00:58 AM
Browser speed is very important to me because my computer is a giant pile of shit.  I think for add-ons I only use Adblock.

Cool. If you've got a slower computer, I'd definitely suggest not using chrome because it creates multiple versions of itself, which uses up a bit more ram.

:what

This must be the most hilarious way of saying it spawns new processes per tab group I've seen. :lol You make it sounds like Multiple Man or something.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: MCD on May 01, 2014, 01:24:47 PM
http://blogs.technet.com/b/microsoft_blog/archive/2014/05/01/updating-internet-explorer-and-driving-security.aspx

fud patched.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Raban on May 01, 2014, 01:41:51 PM
IE wins again :smug
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 01, 2014, 04:10:27 PM
Quote
The reality is there have been a very small number of attacks based on this particular vulnerability and concerns were, frankly, overblown.  Unfortunately this is a sign of the times

Andrex annihilated.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on May 01, 2014, 04:22:50 PM
A zero day is pretty bad no matter how much you try to downplay it.

Of course, if they're referring to the fact that 26% of people (and dropping) outside China even use IE at all anymore, then sure, the concerns were overblown. Maybe Microsoft is secretly hoping people abandon IE so they can keep taking their sweet time fixing critical security issues.

How long did it take this time? Four days? How pathetic. But I guess when all the good engineers have jumped ship to other companies this is all we can expect.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Momo on May 01, 2014, 04:27:11 PM
Microsoft should just accept the L on IE at this point and put the money into making their own chromium browser or rebranding and reskinning the thing (IE) to be so far away from IE that people think its new. IE has very negative brand baggage
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on May 01, 2014, 04:31:02 PM
Microsoft should just accept the L on IE at this point and put the money into making their own chromium browser or rebranding and reskinning the thing (IE) to be so far away from IE that people think its new. IE has very negative brand baggage

Well, to be fair, that stupid blue E and the IE name pretty much ARE the internet for old people and the tech-illiterate. Just gotta wait for them to die out I guess.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2014, 04:32:31 PM
Even if MS made a new browser and scrapped IE, I'm sure no one would use it. Much like with Bing, Windows Phone, Surface;etc MS has shown tremendous lack of ability to sell tech to the masses. I think MS' name is tainted at this point unless it has Windows, Office, or Xbox name on it and two of those things (Windows, Xbox) have had terrible press recently.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2014, 04:33:35 PM
Microsoft should just accept the L on IE at this point and put the money into making their own chromium browser or rebranding and reskinning the thing (IE) to be so far away from IE that people think its new. IE has very negative brand baggage

Well, to be fair, that stupid blue E and the IE name pretty much ARE the internet for old people and the tech-illiterate. Just gotta wait for them to die out I guess.

Not really true. Even my dad - who was very resistant to any non-IE browser for the longest - now uses chrome.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on May 01, 2014, 04:36:18 PM
I got my parents to switch to Chrome (and Gmail) pretty easily which made family tech support about 80% easier, but my efforts to convert my grandparents have not been as successful.

I did get Chromebooks for my mom and grandma, maybe that's the best roundabout way to do it.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2014, 04:39:25 PM
My mom uses IE still but she no longer uses Outlook Express so no more tech support for me. :rock thank fuck for webmail and smart phones that receive email.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on May 01, 2014, 04:40:56 PM
Fuck yeah :rock

Outlook :yuck

Native mail clients :piss2
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2014, 04:44:56 PM
Seems to me getting parents to stop asking tech support questions after dropping MS products is a nice coincidence. :hitler
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 01, 2014, 07:17:38 PM
giving up on ie would basically mean giving up on Windows - a very high % of people's time on pcs is spent in a web browser, so if the browser they're using doesn't bother to support a new windows feature (which for third-party browsers is frequently the case), it may as well not exist. For a recent example look at high-dpi support - chrome on windows sux at this, ie has good support, but I see reviews of high-dpi windows laptops cite chrome as exhibit a that "windows has poor high-dpi support"  ???

Note if third-party browsers implement better support for windows features to compete with ie, that's actually good for MS - they make their money off of windows, they don't make any money from ie directly. We saw this with ie9's support for hardware acceleration for canvas and svg and such - the third-party browsers put a lot of effort into catching up, and at least for a while graphics performance across all the browsers was better on Windows than other os (I'm not sure if this is still the case)
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Raban on May 01, 2014, 07:20:55 PM
I must say, recursive is a worthy addition to team MS on this board. Cheers, friend :mynicca
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2014, 07:24:41 PM
giving up on ie would basically mean giving up on Windows - a very high % of people's time on pcs is spent in a web browser, so if the browser they're using doesn't bother to support a new windows feature (which for third-party browsers is frequently the case), it may as well not exist. For a recent example look at high-dpi support - chrome on windows sux at this, ie has good support, but I see reviews of high-dpi windows laptops cite chrome as exhibit a that "windows has poor high-dpi support"  ???

Note if third-party browsers implement better support for windows features to compete with ie, that's actually good for MS - they make their money off of windows, they don't make any money from ie directly. We saw this with ie9's support for hardware acceleration for canvas and svg and such - the third-party browsers put a lot of effort into catching up, and at least for a while graphics performance across all the browsers was better on Windows than other os (I'm not sure if this is still the case)

Slow phase IE out, then while replacing it with a new browser. So few people use IE as it is, that no one will notice.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: MCD on May 01, 2014, 07:27:05 PM
watch ff/chrome play catch up to metro ie in a few years.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2014, 07:28:33 PM
Stop trying to make Metro happen.

It isn't going to happen.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: MCD on May 01, 2014, 07:32:12 PM
touch is the future. you can't stop it.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: chronovore on May 01, 2014, 07:34:41 PM
Even if MS made a new browser and scrapped IE, I'm sure no one would use it. Much like with Bing, Windows Phone, Surface;etc MS has shown tremendous lack of ability to sell tech to the masses. I think MS' name is tainted at this point unless it has Windows, Office, or Xbox name on it and two of those things (Windows, Xbox) have had terrible press recently.

And what about the just-rolls-off-the-tongue naming sensibility of "Windows for Internet of Things (http://www.microsoft.com/windowsembedded/en-us/internet-of-things.aspx)"?
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2014, 07:37:45 PM
touch is the future. you can't stop it.

Eh, not really. Touch won't be the future for design, for example. Nor coding. Or other industries.

And there will be much better touch interfaces than metro.

So again, it's not going to happen.

Even if MS made a new browser and scrapped IE, I'm sure no one would use it. Much like with Bing, Windows Phone, Surface;etc MS has shown tremendous lack of ability to sell tech to the masses. I think MS' name is tainted at this point unless it has Windows, Office, or Xbox name on it and two of those things (Windows, Xbox) have had terrible press recently.

And what about the just-rolls-off-the-tongue naming sensibility of "Windows for Internet of Things (http://www.microsoft.com/windowsembedded/en-us/internet-of-things.aspx)"?

Worst marketing team for any big corporation in America today. Just complete :flabbynsick Will be surprised if MS has half of the business it gets now in 2024.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2014, 07:40:43 PM
MS as a company in non-Office related products:

(http://imgace.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/how-do-you-do-fellow-kids.png)

Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: MCD on May 01, 2014, 07:43:41 PM
i'm talking about metro ie. not the whole windows os. touch browsing is already the future thanks to mobile. industry folks can make do with their industry standard shit and code touch apps for the rest of the world.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2014, 07:46:30 PM
You were talking about Metro. You said nothing of IE. Mobile browsing is the future, but browsing isn't the only thing you can do on a computer.

Touch may be the future, but the future is not Metro.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: MCD on May 01, 2014, 07:50:15 PM
I said metro ie up there.

and regarding ms and software, windows phone is the best piece of software they made since clippy: http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2014/04/windows-phone-8-1-review-a-magnificent-smartphone-platform/
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2014, 07:54:02 PM
Eh. I fell for that before. Sometimes MS strikes gold and delivers a high quality product (i.e. Zune, OG Xbox) but it quickly falls to the way side because it's deemed as a failure. Happened to me too many times to get invested in another MS product ever again. Even good and commercially viable MS products (Windows 7) are quickly dropped. Meanwhile, Apple has used OSX for like ten years. Not that I'd use OSX over Windows, because I'm not a macuser.

As for Metroid IE, yeah you're right. My bad.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: MCD on May 01, 2014, 07:56:06 PM
the core is solid. it's just the apps problem.

i will drop my ms faggotry the sec they drop windows phone.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on May 01, 2014, 07:57:38 PM
"Metro is the future" (http://i.imgur.com/z7F4jYO.png)

Except Mozilla was making a full on Metro mode for Firefox, took one look at Metro user numbers, and then scrapped the whole thing. (http://www.theverge.com/2014/3/15/5512324/mozilla-cancels-metro-mode-firefox-browser-for-windows-8) (http://i.imgur.com/kYrCqwU.png)

MiCroDick annihilated (http://i.imgur.com/3cHjTDh.png)
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2014, 08:02:28 PM
the core is solid. it's just the apps problem.

i will drop my ms faggotry the sec they drop windows phone.

Zune HD was superior in about every way to the iPod Touch as an mp3 player and it still bombed because it was never a relevant product. I know all of two people with Windows phones irl (Mupepe and a girlfriend). You may think me bringing up Zune HD isn't pertinent, but it ties wholly into Windows Phone's problem: lack of app support. At least, unlike Zune HD, Windows Phone can USE apps. That app problem is what is keeping it from getting off the ground, because apps are everything in today's phone world.

Here's what will happen.

MS will continue to try push out Windows Phone. It will continue to be a technical and hardware prodigy that no one buys because it doesn't have what the average consumer wants. MS will phase it out or outright kill it. Then they will release another phone, and it will be - again - another product not in line in modern consumer sensibilities with technically proficient hardware. Repeat, ad nauseum.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: MCD on May 01, 2014, 08:03:15 PM
you really think they won't be back? don't be naïve, andy.

@himu, they just made WP license free for OEMs. this is probably the last stand.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on May 01, 2014, 08:10:51 PM
you really think they won't be back? don't be naïve, andy.

Lol no.

NOBODY but MS believes in Metro, and Metro's been out for like five years. Google realized the best course of action would be giving users a reprieve from that garbage and so "Metro" mode in Chrome is basically Chrome OS, which runs on notebooks that consistently beat Windows laptops on Amazon. Windows 8 was DOA and Chromebooks are taking over.

:patel
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on May 01, 2014, 08:11:54 PM
I mean shit, not even the company Microsoft just bought believes in Windows Phone. :lol (http://www.engadget.com/2014/04/29/nokia-x-review/)
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2014, 08:16:52 PM
Look at this hot mess.

(http://i.imgur.com/pR5ZYPq.png)

MESS.

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/1ab2f9d6762ac025c12f847c1af64cb8/tumblr_mjj3bw4oYM1ql5yr7o1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: MCD on May 01, 2014, 08:25:56 PM
8.1 made it more customizable.

(http://i.imgur.com/tTPulwH.jpg)

you can still turn it to basic wp7 tiles.

@andy, yeah, I know google is ads scum. No need to remind us.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Positive Touch on May 01, 2014, 08:37:30 PM
still ugly as shit come on
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 01, 2014, 08:37:39 PM
I thought Steve Buscemi had hipster cred so I'm not seeing your point ???

and I just ran into someone with a 1520 at local coffee place and hnnnnnnnggg  :drool
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2014, 08:39:18 PM
8.1 made it more customizable.

(http://i.imgur.com/tTPulwH.jpg)

you can still turn it to basic wp7 tiles.

@andy, yeah, I know google is ads scum. No need to remind us.

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzs7m02JRF1r6alqeo1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 01, 2014, 08:41:07 PM
Windows 8.1 is the best tablet OS. Android game devs seem to agree, according to all dem Steam ports  :jawalrus
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Kara on May 01, 2014, 08:50:12 PM
Be passionate about consumer electronics brehs.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on May 01, 2014, 09:15:51 PM
Windows 8.1 is the best tablet OS. Android game devs seem to agree, according to all dem Steam ports  :jawalrus

Unlike Microsoft stupidity, Android and associated games run on both phones and tablets. :hitler
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Raban on May 01, 2014, 09:24:42 PM
if Windows Phone improved software support, I'd jump ship from Apple in a heartbeat. :bow based Nadella
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on May 01, 2014, 09:28:55 PM
it's actually kind of funny watching the mindset of the indie guys.  first ios/android was the best, but then competition stiffened and the average game started doing worse, so they blamed overcrowding and made for the steam hills.  now i'm starting to see grumbling that steam is too overcrowded, and apparently PSN is the new hotness.

so who knows, maybe windows phones are the next step!

Chrome OS will have its day! (http://i.imgur.com/z7F4jYO.png)

Dat NaCl even got Squeenix on board (http://venturebeat.com/2011/12/08/google-nabs-square-enix-and-other-game-developers-to-do-native-chrome-games/) for like two minutes. :hitler
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 01, 2014, 09:30:11 PM
I knew Andrex would take that shit seriously enough to respond :teehee
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on May 01, 2014, 09:40:11 PM
I knew Andrex would take that shit seriously enough to respond :teehee

Don't make the mistake of thinking I take bullshit like this seriously.  :shaq
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 01, 2014, 09:42:00 PM
oh but you do :lol

you so do :lol
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on May 01, 2014, 09:50:42 PM
::)
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on May 01, 2014, 10:00:37 PM
Chrome :heart

Favorite software ever.

Android has always been a hot and cold thing with me. It's nice. Phone tech is exciting. It's easy to just drop out of things and not pay attention to Android for long whiles.

Don't really care about phone/OS wars though. It's very rare for me to go into iOS threads on GAF. I get my faux trolling out here. (http://i.imgur.com/fZG76mn.png)
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on May 01, 2014, 10:06:32 PM
If anything, those years of Linux getting dominated are probably why I don't care.

I wouldn't mind seeing Chrome OS get more used though. (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sass2.png)
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: tiesto on May 01, 2014, 10:24:36 PM
it's actually kind of funny watching the mindset of the indie guys.  first ios/android was the best, but then competition stiffened and the average game started doing worse, so they blamed overcrowding and made for the steam hills.  now i'm starting to see grumbling that steam is too overcrowded, and apparently PSN is the new hotness.

so who knows, maybe windows phones are the next step!

Nope, the next step is Wii-U:  :P

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/there-s-an-actual-new-wii-u-exclusive-coming-stealth-inc-2-announced/1100-6419285/ (http://www.gamespot.com/articles/there-s-an-actual-new-wii-u-exclusive-coming-stealth-inc-2-announced/1100-6419285/)
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Momo on May 04, 2014, 11:50:48 AM
giving up on ie would basically mean giving up on Windows
No this isnt even close to being true. You can bundle any buttfuck browser into windows and people will use it due to it being the default on the most popular os.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on May 04, 2014, 02:29:10 PM
Am I the only one who uses Opera? It's actually really good. It's like Chrome, without the weird dumb shit.

What weird dumb shit do you mean?

Like not having a fucking + icon on the NEW TAB button. That's when I had enough of Google's shenanigans.

:what

:lol
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on May 04, 2014, 02:29:46 PM
giving up on ie would basically mean giving up on Windows
No this isnt even close to being true. You can bundle any buttfuck browser into windows and people will use it due to it being the default on the most popular os.

In fact, in the EU, IE isn't even the default. They let you choose.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 04, 2014, 02:46:07 PM
giving up on ie would basically mean giving up on Windows
No this isnt even close to being true. You can bundle any buttfuck browser into windows and people will use it due to it being the default on the most popular os.

And how well would it support new Windows APIs and features?
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Momo on May 04, 2014, 02:46:56 PM
giving up on ie would basically mean giving up on Windows
No this isnt even close to being true. You can bundle any buttfuck browser into windows and people will use it due to it being the default on the most popular os.

And how well would it support Windows features?
No one cares, thats not why people use IE, people use IE simply because it is bundled with the OS
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 04, 2014, 02:47:26 PM
That's why Microsoft develops IE, though
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Momo on May 04, 2014, 02:49:05 PM
And thats why I'm saying it doesnt need to be IE. It can be anything, as long as it is bundled in with the OS.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 04, 2014, 02:56:16 PM
I'm not really sure what the difference between it being IE and not being IE is supposed to be. The marketing team can call the browser anything it likes, really. The engineering team can evolve the browser with whatever strategy they think is most effective, which I guess in the extreme could be a full rewrite, but that's rarely the best approach for evolving software http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/fog0000000069.html
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Momo on May 04, 2014, 03:00:50 PM
I'm not really sure what the difference between it being IE and not being IE is supposed to be.
IE right now is a decent browser, it's not awful as it was from IE6 - IE9, people however still associate the name IE with "piece of shit". So by changing the branding, I suspect people will at least try it and then be surprised that [insert new name here] browser from microsoft is in fact not shit. The first thing everyone I know does when loading a new windows OS is install Waterfox/Firefox/K-Meleon/Chrome/Pale Moon whatever floats their boat, but no one I have met in real life actively sits there and goes "maybe i should try IE".

Thats what the difference is
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 04, 2014, 03:04:23 PM
Fine, but that's just a marketing decision
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Momo on May 04, 2014, 03:06:05 PM
Yes, yes it is
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Rufus on May 04, 2014, 03:32:00 PM
Fine, but that's just a marketing decision
Sad to say that shit actually matters. It's the devil's work.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on May 04, 2014, 03:47:13 PM
Fine, but that's just a marketing decision

It is necessary.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Tasty on May 04, 2014, 03:55:56 PM
Microsoft rebrands their shit all the time too, so it really shouldn't be an issue at this point.

Windows Live Search -> Bing
Hotmail -> Outlook.com
Windows Mobile -> Windows Phone
Zune -> Xbox Music
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Himu on May 04, 2014, 04:06:58 PM
Yep.

IE needs to be rebranded immediately.
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 05, 2014, 12:03:16 AM
the browser is archaic. once restful apis hit critical mass i pray to god we never have to endure 2014's gofer again
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: headwalk on May 05, 2014, 12:04:56 AM
Yep.

IE needs to be rebranded immediately.

social explore crush.

Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: chronovore on May 05, 2014, 12:24:49 AM
Yep.

IE needs to be rebranded immediately.

social explore crush saga.

FTFY
Title: Re: Haven't seen any of the MS crew pimping IE lately...
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 05, 2014, 12:49:24 AM
the browser is archaic. once restful apis hit critical mass i pray to god we never have to endure 2014's gofer again

Maybe if apps ever decide on a consistent place to put a find on page button, among other should-be-but-not-actually-standard navigation and commanding affordances