I'd pay all of you guys to hang around with me and tell me I'm beautiful.
I'd pay all of you guys to hang around with me and tell me I'm beautiful.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfrqqiv5Gq1qcr6iqo1_400.jpg)I'd pay all of you guys to hang around with me and tell me I'm beautiful.
Post a pic and i'll tell you whatever you want
So you're Bulbo Urethral Baggins?I've arrived to the superior website. Thank you Demi.
I dont know who "Bulbo" is, unfortunately. But as long as you're not a dickhead, you will have no problem here. We are very fat accepting.
Well, I am.
Wear a turtle neck.
I dont know who "Bulbo" is, unfortunately. But as long as you're not a dickhead, you will have no problem here. We are very fat accepting.I'm your bitch Demi.
Well, I am.
That's good, I'll add you to the pile of my other darlings.You're a legend, Demi. I'm here for you.
(http://i.imgur.com/8BMFJik.gif)I had no idea people feared the double chin like they do here.
edit: We need to find some more left of center fatties for Demi in order to counter balance Bulbo's presence.
We need to find some more left of center fatties for Demi in order to counter balance Bulbo's presence.What about Matt Yglesias, does he sound like the type we're looking for?
The Slate D.C. office very much has a "sad desk salad" office culture, which I don't approve of, so I was excited when a colleague proposed today that a bunch of us should all eat lunch together outside in Dupont Circle. It's a great idea. Sharing a meal with others is fun. And you get good ideas through casual conversation. For example, I mentioned that I thought the one flaw in this plan was the outside element of it. Why eat outside when the excellent option of inside is also available?
The obvious flaw with eating outside is that the weather is often unpleasant. That's why people aren't suggesting that we eat outside all the time. Only on special "it's such a nice day!" kind of days do people want to go outside. But what's a nice day? Well, it's a day when the temperature outside approximates the results of indoor climate control technology.
Another big problem with eating outside is it's often difficult to find tables and chairs, so you end up (as we did today) sitting in the dirt. Outside proponents like to refer to this dirt as "grass" but if you look at it you'll see that the blades of grass are mostly just resting atop dirt. If you sit on the "grass" for a while and then stand up, the parts of your body that were in contact will the grass will be covered in "dirt."
What about the sunshine? Yes, obviously eating lunch in a windowless room is sub-optimal.
The breeze? The fresh air? Open a window! In fact, it's even possible to combine open winds and climate control technology to fine-tune the ambient temperature while allowing a room to fill with breeze and fresh air. I don't recommend doing this constantly since it's bad from an energy-efficiency standpoint. But as an every once in a while treat? Why not. It's not like you're eating lunch in the park every day of the year either.
Inside has other crucial advantages. If someone wants to excuse themselves briefly to use the restroom, they can do so easily. Obviously in principle it's possible to relieve oneself outdoors as well, but this is generally frowned upon in urban green spaces. There are also electrical outlets where you can charge your phone. If the breeze coming through the window gets to be unpleasant, you can close the window.
But here's the real thing. People are going to read this as a kind of #Slatepitch but as I live my life I see that despite all the talk about how great it is to be outside, people don't really put their money where their mouth is.
EDIT: Just remembered he's a big Chipotle-stan, nevermind, instant black ball.
EDIT 2: http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2012/02/chipotle_is_apple_how_the_burrito_chain_is_revolutionizing_fast_food_.html :-X :yuck :-X
Good to have you here, Bulbo. I've always been a fan of your work on GAF.Thanks man."work" is a good word for it. It got boring and tired.
(http://i.minus.com/jb2dkUrVkC0z7A.png)Cute.
you have to consider that looking up might stretch your neck skin resulting a droopy appearance when looking forward, thus double chin.Damn. I thought I was onto something. Back to square one.