Chris Sevier, a man from Florida, believes he should be allowed to wed his Macbook.
Mr Sevier argues that if gays should be allowed to marry, then so should other sexual minorities.
Mr Sevier states he has fallen in love with a pornography laden computer.
“Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women,” he told a court in Florida.
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If gays have the right to “marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts, then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object”, he said.
Mr Sevier, who describes himself as “a former judge advocate and combat veteran”, is persistent, filing claims not only in Florida but also Utah.
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Mr Sevier argues that allowing gays to marry but denying him the same right amounts to discrimination.
“We are in different classes of sexual orientation,” he told the court in Utah.
If gays feel as is they are second class citizens, Mr Sevier argues then “those of us in the real minority, who want to marry machines and animals, certainly feel like third class citizens”.
Mr Sevier apparently sought a marriage licence for himself and his “machine spouse”, but for some reason was denied.
“The exclusion from marriage to a machine denies myself a dignity and status of immense import,” he argues in his motion.
Mr Sevier cites legal precedents around the world - including a case where a woman married a dolphin and a Chinese man wed a cardboard cutout of himself.
“Allowing my marriage to go forward will not adversely impact the fertility rate any more or less than a same sex couples.
“If there is a risk that is posed to traditional marriage and children, both man-man couples and man-machine couples pose it equally.
“In considering the equal protection clause, there are no fewer policy reasons for preventing man-machine couples from marrying than there are for same-sex couples.”
In June, Sevier was arrested in Nashville and charged with stalking country music star John Rich, The Tennessean reported.:american :american :american
A warrant for his arrest accused him of stalking Rich for years despite restraining orders. It also accused him of emailing Rich a picture of him barely clothed while draped in an American flag and a red substance resembling blood.
nudecacuser annihilated (http://i.minus.com/jbpHbfod8JggsF.png)I'd like it if you don't respond to my threads with charged reactionary responses instead of informative or rational responses. Raise your communication values.
nudecacuser annihilated (http://i.minus.com/jbpHbfod8JggsF.png)i always pictured you as an open minded and accepting individual, esch. sad to see such bigoted posting from you.
imgthe bore is getting irresistibly :uguu these days
"I-I'm sorry Obama-dono won't let us get married, master."
You haven't heard about black fashion magic?
The worst part of design school was the amount of apple fanatics. Fuck what a bunch of annoying wankers.As a guy whose house features two Macs, three iPhones, an AppleTV, and an iPad... I'm forced to agree with you.
platform wankers of any stripe are annoying. I was checking out the ipad, many years ago, at best buy or some shit, and I kid you not a fedora trenchcoat bro comes up to me and starts telling me to get a droid tablet because you can root it, no walled garden, apple tax, etc etc. basically all the usual shit you see on forums. it's like he wanted to debate me right there. I just said 'thanks'. it was totally bizarre, especially if I were a person who knew little about computers.The worst part of design school was the amount of apple fanatics. Fuck what a bunch of annoying wankers.As a guy whose house features two Macs, three iPhones, an AppleTV, and an iPad... I'm forced to agree with you.
platform wankers of any stripe are annoying. I was checking out the ipad, many years ago, at best buy or some shit, and I kid you not a fedora trenchcoat bro comes up to me and starts telling me to get a droid tablet because you can root it, no walled garden, apple tax, etc etc. basically all the usual shit you see on forums. it's like he wanted to debate me right there. I just said 'thanks'. it was totally bizarre, especially if I were a person who knew little about computers.I think I saw his post on GAF.
Microsoft is full of apple fanthings >:(I knew a dude who worked on encarta and took a newton with him everywhere. a newton! even I would never stoop so low.
The worst part of design school was the amount of apple fanatics. Fuck what a bunch of annoying wankers.
Microsoft is full of apple fanthings >:(No shit. That's been true since Windows 95.