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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2014, 10:40:29 AM

Title: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2014, 10:40:29 AM
I'm going to get some yard work done and then cook something for my mom (spaghetti). Maybe buy her a random Dean Koontz novel. I'm a good son.
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: benjipwns on May 11, 2014, 11:09:32 AM
How come there's no Son Day? This is like that whole Black History Month scam!
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2014, 11:33:46 AM
Bought mine a book and card, same with grandma. Making both of them brunch right now.
What you making breh

Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 11, 2014, 11:36:39 AM
I'm gonna buy mine Chinese food later. And make a concerted effort not to say snide things to her when she does/says stupid shit.
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 11, 2014, 11:44:36 AM
I gave her a call.

I got plans today. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: demi on May 11, 2014, 12:02:30 PM
I looked at some Mother/Son roleplay vids, I figure that's good enough for one year
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 11, 2014, 12:03:34 PM
Crying into my pillow as I try to skype her.
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: lennedsay on May 11, 2014, 01:38:08 PM
Crying into my pillow as I try to skype her.

:gloomy

You're more than welcome to come hang with us today. We're going to the park in awhile with my family, probably getting fried chicken because we're taking full advantage of being lazy today.
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 11, 2014, 01:44:11 PM
Gonna call her in a bit.  I'm going home for like two weeks here in about a week and a half so I get to see her and the Pops for a good long time.  Excited.
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: king of the internet on May 11, 2014, 02:39:04 PM
Just saw this gem on FB.

(http://i.imgur.com/r9jGywi.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 11, 2014, 02:50:49 PM
Had a big feed of lobster yesterday :drool
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: nachobro on May 11, 2014, 02:54:27 PM
Mr. T's favorite day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhZRqPPTNjE

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I don't got a mama :(
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Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 11, 2014, 02:54:55 PM
Crying into my pillow as I try to skype her.

:gloomy

You're more than welcome to come hang with us today. We're going to the park in awhile with my family, probably getting fried chicken because we're taking full advantage of being lazy today.

I'm tempted to take you up on that offer lol.
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2014, 03:05:29 PM
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/2d32c87679cee98c5db822075e59735f/tumblr_n5ebr3lErZ1rmlrm4o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 11, 2014, 04:17:12 PM
Took my wife out to brunch this morning, worked in the garden and now we're laying around while kiddo takes a nap. Going out to dinner with my parents and grandparents tonight.
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: Trent Dole on May 11, 2014, 06:55:54 PM
Brought mine some flowers, that always makes her happy.
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 11, 2014, 07:06:49 PM
Took my wife out to brunch this morning, worked in the garden and now we're laying around while kiddo takes a nap. Going out to dinner with my parents and grandparents tonight.

I hope you're growing extra tomatoes for Van Cruncheon this year.
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: bork on May 11, 2014, 09:16:59 PM
Picked up food from Alon's (restaurant-quality take out place) for lunch and brought it over to my parents' house.  All my mom wanted to do was go walking with everyone on a nature trail, so we took the dog out there for a big walk, then went to visit the grandparents.  Grandma was happy to see us; Grandpa was pretty much like "OH HI LOVE THAT DOG OK NOW GTFO I WANT TO EAT." 

Was a good day.
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: lennedsay on May 11, 2014, 10:00:43 PM
Went to the coffee house and shopped for a bit in the historic area by our house in the morning. Then picked Shaka up, picked up quality fried chicken, and ate it at the park with my family. Took pictures of our baby girl where my husband and I got married. Total success.
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: Shaka Khan on May 11, 2014, 10:04:50 PM
... And the day was saved. :heart
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: Brehvolution on May 12, 2014, 09:50:02 AM
I sent my mom some Sheri's berries. Bought my wife an iPad mini with Retina display and gave her Mother's day head.
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: demi on May 12, 2014, 10:02:35 AM
Paying for pussy, still hasnt changed since you were dating
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: Brehvolution on May 12, 2014, 10:11:06 AM
It was still my choice. She didn't know she was getting either.
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2014, 02:43:11 PM
It was still my choice. She didn't know she was getting either.

*calls the police*
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 12, 2014, 03:00:43 PM
It was still my choice. She didn't know she was getting either.

At least you didn't get the presents for your wife and your mom mixed up.
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: Oblivion on May 12, 2014, 03:07:18 PM
I love my mom, but I sure as hell don't like her.  :yuck
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: chronovore on May 13, 2014, 07:16:51 PM
Got my technology-capable stepmom a Chromecast and my technologically-inept mother a broach.
Title: Re: Happy Mother's Day, brehs
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 13, 2014, 07:31:19 PM
Got my technology-capable stepmom a Chromecast and my technologically-inept mother a broach.

tech-capable parents...I wish I had one. It took ages to teach them how to use USB drives.
:tocry