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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Raban on June 02, 2014, 02:49:14 PM

Title: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Raban on June 02, 2014, 02:49:14 PM: :drudge WWDC 2014 brehs! GET HYPE! :drudge

OSX YOSEMITE
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Jony Ive UP IN DIS
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iOS8 SHIT
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WIDGETS
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reply from notifications (FUCK YOU ANDREX NOBODY CARES THAT ANDROID DID THIS)
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HEALTH
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ROBUST ASS SPOTLIGHT SEARCH
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BETTER APP PREVIEWS
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BETA TEST APP UPDATES
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VOICE MESSAGES
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ZEN GARDEN NONGAME FOR FREE HIMURO JUST CAME
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REAL GAMES TOO WOW
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NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE MY PUSSY CAN'T WAIT
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ANDREX' MOUTH IS 99% SMEGMA
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:piss ANDREX :piss2
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Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Himu on June 02, 2014, 03:00:04 PM: :rejoice
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 02, 2014, 03:01:10 PM: iPhone 6 when?
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Raban on June 02, 2014, 03:01:41 PM: my guess is fall
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Himu on June 02, 2014, 03:03:19 PM: WHEN IS ZEN GARDEN OUT
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 02, 2014, 03:03:44 PM: I still got a 4, and it runs iOS 7 like dogshit, I need to upgrade.
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 02, 2014, 03:07:07 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 02, 2014, 03:03:44 PM
I still got a 4, and it runs iOS 7 like dogshit, I need to upgrade.

Yo también
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Tasty on June 02, 2014, 03:09:16 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/tITrMya.gif)
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Raban on June 02, 2014, 03:09:40 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 02, 2014, 03:03:44 PM
I still got a 4, and it runs iOS 7 like dogshit, I need to upgrade.
yeah that puts you in a really shitty position. I just play it safe and get the new whole-number iPhones when they come out or the year after, so you guys are laggin. I'd say get a 5 or 5S on the cheap but I dunno how bad your technolust will be when the 6 drops later this year.
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Barraco Barner on June 02, 2014, 03:09:43 PM: (http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/f3ab57a4a4b452febf8fceeea23510c1/200218306/wwdc2030.jpg)

About god damn time
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 02, 2014, 03:11:54 PM: I'm just still rocking ios6 on mine :lol
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Brehvolution on June 02, 2014, 03:20:39 PM: Maybe now that ios has caught up with the times, i'll move on back.
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Brehvolution on June 02, 2014, 03:37:48 PM: Is that a possible iPhone 6 mockup with those screens?
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 02, 2014, 03:43:00 PM: Reaction on social media has been mixed.

(http://i.imgur.com/gsC8i1S.jpg)
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 02, 2014, 03:54:00 PM: My 4s is doing just fine, but I'm up for a new phone this September.
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: nachobro on June 02, 2014, 03:54:01 PM: Great, now I'm gonna have to help people fix the extensions they shouldn't have installed cause they are distinguished mentally-challenged fellows. And their FuelBands they will give up after a week cause they are fat lazy assholes. :maf
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 02, 2014, 03:54:13 PM: Andrew Vestal (http://i.imgur.com/KRrHQ.png)
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Reb on June 02, 2014, 04:47:12 PM: SNOOZEFEST 2014
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: StealthFan on June 02, 2014, 04:52:18 PM: oh is this just some phone bullshit :shaq2
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Raban on June 02, 2014, 05:02:36 PM: You got your fancy new Mac Pros last year! Suck it up, punk :pacspit

Quote from: Zero Hero on June 02, 2014, 03:37:48 PM
Is that a possible iPhone 6 mockup with those screens?
nah that's just the 5s, rumors seem to suggest the 6 might have more aluminum to it than the current model.
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Freyj on June 02, 2014, 06:52:42 PM: Swift looks boss as fuck.
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 02, 2014, 07:00:26 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 02, 2014, 03:54:13 PM
Andrew Vestal (http://i.imgur.com/KRrHQ.png)

:goty2
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Raban on June 02, 2014, 07:22:07 PM: Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on June 02, 2014, 06:56:21 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 02, 2014, 03:54:13 PM
Andrew Vestal (http://i.imgur.com/KRrHQ.png)

Should we even trust Drinky after the Xbone reveal debacle?
:neogaf
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Rufus on June 02, 2014, 08:02:58 PM: See, this is why the name confusion nonsense is crap. It's like double-blind trolling.
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Raban on June 02, 2014, 08:09:58 PM: You mean that's why it's awesome
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 02, 2014, 08:13:35 PM: Quote from: Rufus on June 02, 2014, 08:02:58 PM
See, this is why the name confusion nonsense is crap. It's like double-blind trolling.

it's been 10 years, figure it out
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Rufus on June 02, 2014, 08:18:23 PM: HRBGHRLGHLB >:(
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 02, 2014, 08:22:02 PM: getting excited over swype :heh
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: huckleberry on June 02, 2014, 08:53:38 PM: Can't wait for people to not use DuckDuckGo.
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 02, 2014, 10:48:50 PM: Everyone at my office, including the Android guys, are super fucking excited about Swift. The syntax is so interesting.
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: pilonv1 on June 02, 2014, 11:43:51 PM: So basically nothing of note was announced
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Positive Touch on June 02, 2014, 11:55:00 PM: :lol fuck these features. all of that is shit ive been able to do from my android for the last 18 months

yall really are the ninthings of the smartphone world
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Raban on June 02, 2014, 11:57:29 PM: Nah not really. We actually have games to play.
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 03, 2014, 07:52:47 PM: This article meets and then wildly exceeds the expected ratio of techsite Apple ball-slobber:

http://www.theverge.com/2014/6/3/5776030/meet-the-new-apple
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Raban on June 03, 2014, 08:08:18 PM: hey don't talk no mess about my hubby Joshua Topolsky :maf he can slobber all the balls he wants!
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: pilonv1 on June 03, 2014, 08:18:29 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 03, 2014, 07:52:47 PM
This article meets and then wildly exceeds the expected ratio of techsite Apple ball-slobber:

http://www.theverge.com/2014/6/3/5776030/meet-the-new-apple

"Tech journalism" is as unnecessary as "games journalism".
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2014, 01:59:32 AM: That's Rufus...
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: T-Short on June 04, 2014, 06:38:58 AM: The 10.10 beta looks so bad. Helvetica Neue in all menus is so dumb. It's not as terrible on a retina screen but it still looks like an autoreplaced font because the original went missing. The only design change I'm ok with so far are the pictograms under the Go menu and the new tick boxes. Hoping for a LOT of changes for the final version.
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Fifstar on June 04, 2014, 11:24:27 AM: Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on June 04, 2014, 01:59:32 AM
That's Rufus...

These nazi scat vollkornbrot lovers are all the same though.

Anyway, who honestly still cares for new smartphone features? The really useful features all seem to have been implemented by now. Consumers are either used to buy a new iteration every two years or are forced to buy something new, because you either get no upgrades or your smartphone is eventually too slow, which is good for Apple, Google and Samsung. But at least to me there is nothing truely exciting about the new hardware or software (on an os level). I guess most of the features presented here were of interest to developers and not to consumers, but the general point still stands, I don't believe Iphone 6 or the next Google phone will be anything special.
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Himu on June 04, 2014, 11:31:05 AM: Seriously. Saying iPhone users are like nintards because they can living without doing that scratch typing thing where you draw lines is so stupid it's hilarious.
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 04, 2014, 07:20:19 PM: Installed OSX 10.10 DP1 one of our work machines as I wanted our QA plebes to make sure our company's report software will work on the latest version. The software works but damn does the new "minimalistic" look seem ugly on a non-retina screen. I wonder if this means Apple's coming out with retina MBAs this fall?
Title: Re: DUBBA DUBBA DIZZLE SIZZLE 2014, Y'ALL
Post by: Rufus on June 04, 2014, 09:13:42 PM: To be fair, it's not a normative statement. That's just how it is. Once the jump is big enough (and affordable) things hit critical mass and become widespread. Until then, only professionals and enthusiasts will care.