THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: AWESOM-O on June 04, 2014, 05:04:56 PM

Title: I think I was the victim of identity theft
Post by: AWESOM-O on June 04, 2014, 05:04:56 PM
Today I went in to complete some final paperwork for my internship this summer. I had to provide a primary identification document, in this case my passport. I signed some forms, and the HR lady scanned my passport, and I went on my way. 20 minutes later, when I was most of the way home, I got a call from her telling me that there had been a photo mismatch with my passport, and that I needed to come back in.

Apparently when E-Verify ran my passport number, DHS records returned a photo of an Asian woman. Surely my privileged cac male name evokes the thought of an Asian woman, but this was a red flag that they couldn't wave off. I had to turn around and come back to the office and sign a form contesting the identity verification failure, and tomorrow I have to call DHS and have god knows what kind of conversation with them to get this resolved.

I can think of a few ways this happened. I spent a lot of time in Asia, and in a lot of countries they'll make you give them your passport to get a hotel room, rent a motorcycle, or even use an internet cafe. Someone might have done something shady with it on one of these occasions.

This is some real horseshit.
Title: Re: I think I was the victim of identity theft
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 04, 2014, 05:09:02 PM
Some unpleasant chap named Green Shinobi may have been the culprit.
Title: Re: I think I was the victim of identity theft
Post by: Momo on June 04, 2014, 05:12:11 PM
God damn that puddles guy
Title: Re: I think I was the victim of identity theft
Post by: Steve Contra on June 04, 2014, 05:20:22 PM
Some unpleasant chap named Green Shinobi may have been the culprit.
Asian woman you say?  Sounds like Green Shinobi was his rabbit killer girlfriend all along.  We're through the looking glass here people  :ohhh
Title: Re: I think I was the victim of identity theft
Post by: nudemacusers on June 04, 2014, 05:33:55 PM
that poor identity thief  :(


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sorry that happened bro, this is one of my nightmares since everything about it sounds like a huge PITA
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Title: Re: I think I was the victim of identity theft
Post by: benjipwns on June 04, 2014, 06:46:21 PM
You can have it back, it's given me nothing but trouble.
Title: Re: I think I was the victim of identity theft
Post by: Reb on June 05, 2014, 03:04:27 AM
Seems like some Kafkaesque nightmare, having to prove to some kind of bureaucracy that you're not an Asian lady.


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I know very little about Kafka, decide to write this anyway.
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Title: Re: I think I was the victim of identity theft
Post by: TVC15 on June 05, 2014, 02:53:51 PM
Or Gogol.  I have fond memories of reading Gogol.  When I was in jail.
Title: Re: I think I was the victim of identity theft
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2014, 03:08:08 PM
You were in jail? 
Title: Re: I think I was the victim of identity theft
Post by: TVC15 on June 05, 2014, 03:25:40 PM
Oh Arvie, oh the stories I could tell.  And I would, for a shirtless pic.