I fell asleep at 7pm, woke up at 10pm, took some pills, went back to sleep, woke up at 6am.Any vomiting? I can't jerk it to this story.
I fell asleep at 7pm, woke up at 10pm, took some pills, went back to sleep, woke up at 6am.Any vomiting? I can't jerk it to this story.
Nothing I can do to help.you could at least offer your condolences for my mistake.
No.Nothing I can do to help.you could at least offer your condolences for my mistake.
I don't even remember yesterday.It was Wednesday. Does that help?
This is kind of the consensus amongst the serious whisky drinkers I know. The same thing happens with wine where wines start to flatten out and just taste old, rather than retaining any essential character. There are exceptions of course.Drank two 18 year old scotches last night. I don't think I've ever had anything older.
Tbh once they're older than 16-18 they lose a lot of character and just become really smooth. I realize many people think that's ideal but..
done with another semester. pretty happy overall.Congratulations.
:maf :'(done with another semester. pretty happy overall.Congratulations.
Yes.Congratulations.
After 2 close calls, Diablo 3 didn't crash and I was able to play it for an hour. :rejoice I hadn't been able to play for over a month prior.
I came in #1 for the first time in MK8 online. :gladbronCongratulations.
But then the next match some fucker disconnected and cost me 6 points. :maf
I got a job rejection letter yesterday, which is huge because at least an employer acknowledged my existence.Yeah, nice to know your resume doesn't get thrown in the trash immediately. Employer's markets. :fbm
I beat Arkham Aslyum. Attacking that backlog, yo.One more yes vote, so congratulations.
I took my kids to Dave and Busters.
Helping enable them with a videogame/gambling habit that will plague their existence for the rest of their lives.
I played in a giant cardboard box with my daughter last night. It used to be a spaceship, now it's a boat. "Daddy you sit in the boat!" "No Daddy don't get out of the boat!":uguu
I played in a giant cardboard box with my daughter last night. It used to be a spaceship, now it's a boat. "Daddy you sit in the boat!" "No Daddy don't get out of the boat!"New vote, congratulations.
I learnt 5 new, different ways of strangling a personI'm taking Squiddy's vote I was waiting on an answer for and giving it to you. Congratulations.
last night i fell in love with Emily BluntCongratulations.
I took my kids to Dave and Busters.Congratulations.
Helping enable them with a videogame/gambling habit that will plague their existence for the rest of their lives.
I guess the life events of black men aren't worthy of a like or quote huh.I didn't see you may or may not have purchased gushers. I still need a "yes" vote to congratulate you. Them's the rules.
:tocry
I voted yes brehs. Validate my event so I can go to Olive Garden tonight.Congratulations.
Was the message more "let's hang out sometime" or "fuck off creep, I can see you sitting in your car I'm calling the cops"
i watched tim and eric last night
This is kind of the consensus amongst the serious whisky drinkers I know. The same thing happens with wine where wines start to flatten out and just taste old, rather than retaining any essential character. There are exceptions of course.Drank two 18 year old scotches last night. I don't think I've ever had anything older.
Tbh once they're older than 16-18 they lose a lot of character and just become really smooth. I realize many people think that's ideal but..
Judo, been doing it for a month now, the pain is real brahI learnt 5 new, different ways of strangling a person
You end up taking bjj or judo or something?
i fingered your dadCondolences.
I took the final final of my undergraduate career last night. For the first time in as far back as I can remember, I am not a student of any school. I guess this is what it feels like being an adult.Congratulations.
I watched some 90's anime, then I got in bed but I couldn't got to sleep, so I got back up and took some xanax and then I feel asleep watching MST3K in the on the couch ~3am.Congratulations.
Drank cheap gin with grape juice, went to work, had a shitty dinner, came home, ate a sandwich because I'm a pig and now I'm posting here while a porn video is paused in another tab.Congratulations.
Went out and found new music on my own for the first time in probably 3-4 years. (On my own in that I crawled some old blogs from my heyday that are still trucking along.)Congratulations.
I got semi-laid. Does that count?
I got semi-laid. Does that count?
First tell us what semi-laid means. Did you get your dick halfway in or something?
So you eventually just got bored and had to stop, right?
So you eventually just got bored and had to stop, right? That's how it was when I was on paxil as a teenager.
I got semi-laid. Does that count?
First tell us what semi-laid means. Did you get your dick halfway in or something?
No, it was fully in. It's just that I wasn't able to jizz. :'(spoiler (click to show/hide)I don't know if that counts as getting laid or not[close]
Why would ejaculation be a necessary component?
I got semi-laid. Does that count?
First tell us what semi-laid means. Did you get your dick halfway in or something?
No, it was fully in. It's just that I wasn't able to jizz. :'(spoiler (click to show/hide)I don't know if that counts as getting laid or not[close]
You got it wet, it counts.
Congratulations.
I'm probably going to get black out drunk tonight and tomorrow, alone.
Still counts, unless it's your first time. You don't really cross the threshold of virginity until you nut in someone.
Still counts, unless it's your first time. You don't really cross the threshold of virginity until you nut in someone.
I have never fuck without a condom, does that mean I still a virgin?
So you eventually just got bored and had to stop, right?
Pretty much. And we went at it for like nearly an hour too!
I'm probably going to get black out drunk tonight and tomorrow, alone.
Me and you should be drinking buddies.
I'm late but thanks.done with another semester. pretty happy overall.Congratulations.
I had a kid
breeders, ugh. so gross; so irresponsible.
I had a kidNot quite as big as PD getting some gushers, but congratulations.
I made some spaghetti last night
I made some spaghetti last night
I made some spaghetti last night
Man I took my spaghetti skills to a higher level once I started using ground sausage
:rejoice
I just ate a ton of crap because my fasting blood test is done. Nom noms.http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=41921.0 (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=41921.0)
I just ate a ton of crap because my fasting blood test is done. Nom noms.http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=41921.0 (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=41921.0)
No such thing as going overboard with garlic or mushroomsYea it seems easy and fun but whenever I'm in a spaghetti mode I just automatically buy my ingredients, including a sauce or two. I'll definitely make my own sauce this summer though.
I make a few different sauces/pastas; bolognese, cacio e pepe, tutto mare, amatriciana etc.
Making a standard marinara is pretty easy though, you can even do it while reading a book or trolling on the internet.
I bought a house last night.Yep, you guys are spawning.
I bought a house last night.
Not even a chance, thank god.I bought a house last night.Yep, you guys are spawning.
whom
I'm eagerly waiting to like Treesong's "I got to sleep last night" post...in 7 months.
:fbm
I bought a house last night.
It was actually made for Treesong and his new baby :-[I bought a house last night.
just realized this thread had to be a long (okay a few days) game
I'm eagerly waiting to like Treesong's "I got to sleep last night" post...in 7 months.
:fbm
I sleep some every night! Last night was our best yet, we got 90-120m three separate times for about 5hr total. This is now an l accomplishment
You'd both be shitting and vomiting at the same rateI'm eagerly waiting to like Treesong's "I got to sleep last night" post...in 7 months.
:fbm
I sleep some every night! Last night was our best yet, we got 90-120m three separate times for about 5hr total. This is now an l accomplishment
This is how I sleep every night. Maybe I should get a baby.
I'm eagerly waiting to like Treesong's "I got to sleep last night" post...in 7 months.
:fbm
I sleep some every night! Last night was our best yet, we got 90-120m three separate times for about 5hr total. This is now an l accomplishment
No such thing as going overboard with garlic or mushroomsWant to impress a chick? Make some spaghetti brehs. That shit doesn't fail, especially because it always looks more complicated than it is.
I make a few different sauces/pastas; bolognese, cacio e pepe, tutto mare, amatriciana etc.
Making a standard marinara is pretty easy though, you can even do it while reading a book or trolling on the internet.
i took your advice and found jesus, and all it got me was lingering sense of self-doubt and a regular uncomfortable racially-motivated priapism.
Laugh it up brehs. In a few months someone will get laid thanks to my advice, as usual. Shark took my fashion advice and now has a gf. Fistfull took my handshake advice and look at him now.