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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: DCharlieJP on June 22, 2014, 06:21:16 PM

Title: my son and Frozen
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 22, 2014, 06:21:16 PM
So ...

post shower with my eldest (5) son, who absolutely wont listen to authorataaaaa

we were facing off after a shower where i had tried to dry him off but he ran off naked ...

via the medium of singing "let it go"

Me : "go up stairs/and dry yourself/i have had enough/you're just going to catch a cold anyway"

he goes up stairs and his retort.... it's a little cryptic.... to the same tune

"My butt is full/have a look/it's totally full/you're going to have to look at the letter F"

... he slowly wheels round to show his ass with a foam letter F sticking out of it that he has stolen from his younger brothers play set....

... i don't know what i am supposed to do from this point on. He is already playing on the WiiU so i am not sure what greater punishment there is... :(
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 22, 2014, 06:26:46 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: Himu on June 22, 2014, 06:27:20 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 22, 2014, 06:27:28 PM
The punishment must wait until he is a teenager and you can retell this story to girls he is trying to bang. 
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: Squiddy on June 22, 2014, 06:32:49 PM
 :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: DCharlieJP on June 22, 2014, 06:40:10 PM
"The punishment must wait until he is a teenager and you can retell this story to girls he is trying to bang."

the little wanker has had two nurses come and visit him and he has photos of the pair of them kissing him that he has, literally, showed to me on the iphone saying "... you see this?!!!" ....

little git
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: Squiddy on June 22, 2014, 06:44:38 PM
Quote from: DCharlieJP on June 22, 2014, 06:40:10 PM
"The punishment must wait until he is a teenager and you can retell this story to girls he is trying to bang."

the little wanker has had two nurses come and visit him and he has photos of the pair of them kissing him that he has, literally, showed to me on the iphone saying "... you see this?!!!" ....

little git

Getting sonned by your own son (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/whew.png)
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: Himu on June 22, 2014, 06:51:03 PM
:lol
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 22, 2014, 07:27:29 PM
in order to participate in culture from now on am I going to have to see this movie  ???
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: Himu on June 22, 2014, 07:28:09 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on June 22, 2014, 07:27:29 PM
in order to participate in culture from now on am I going to have to see this movie  ???

Yes
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 22, 2014, 07:29:16 PM
'kay
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: Kara on June 22, 2014, 07:33:31 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on June 22, 2014, 07:27:29 PM
in order to participate in culture from now on am I going to have to see this movie  ???

(http://i.imgur.com/Dq0vTMv.jpg)
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: Himu on June 22, 2014, 07:37:23 PM
Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 22, 2014, 07:32:18 PM

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on June 22, 2014, 07:27:29 PM
in order to participate in culture from now on am I going to have to see this movie  ???

I'm 99% sure you can get by just watching the "Let It Go" scene.  That's all anyone cares about.

No, the ending too!
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: lennedsay on June 22, 2014, 08:16:08 PM
Oh my god lol
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 22, 2014, 08:16:54 PM
:dead
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 22, 2014, 09:09:18 PM
You need to sign up for a Bore account. :dead
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 22, 2014, 09:46:16 PM
I gotta say, this thread ending up being way better than I thought it would be. Also, a lot different.
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: pilonv1 on June 22, 2014, 10:47:30 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 22, 2014, 09:09:18 PM
You need to sign up for a Bore account. :dead

Proles thread about butthole play last week couldn't have come at a better time
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: thisismyusername on June 22, 2014, 10:52:56 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 22, 2014, 06:27:28 PM
The punishment must wait until he is a teenager and you can retell this story to girls he is trying to bang.

Girls? :gurl
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on June 23, 2014, 01:38:29 AM
Next generation of Boreans is coming along fine
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: chronovore on June 23, 2014, 07:14:38 PM
Quote from: Spencer on June 22, 2014, 06:26:46 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
QFT
Title: Re: my son and Frozen
Post by: ZephyrFate on June 23, 2014, 07:59:12 PM
Your son is gonna get mad pussy when he grows up. Or mad D. Whichever. Maybe both? It's 2014.