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Title: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2014, 09:16:36 AM
I'm on spiro, a diuretic. I have a kidney stone, likely from keto dieting. In order to flush out the stone I have to drink a shitload of lemon water. But I'm on a diuretic, and means PEE ALMOST EVERY HOUR. Join me as I take on this adventure! NOT GOING TO WORK TODAY
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2014, 09:21:01 AM
The only way I can pee without screaming now is to do small splashes. No streams. Prime pee control. Currently giving myself a pep talk because I need to laugh when under pressure to survive. I'm imagining people surrounding me as I sit on a toilet. Splash. SPLASH. "You can do it!!!" I canvas the crowd and observe "number #1 pee-er" and "My Peero" signs. They know I can do it.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Momo on June 26, 2014, 09:21:29 AM
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Join me
NOPE
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2014, 09:21:43 AM
I NEED A PEERO
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Eric P on June 26, 2014, 09:27:55 AM
good luck!

I had to stop keto because it made me feel just awful after a while but never like this.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2014, 09:28:28 AM
IN TIMES OF DESPAIR WE CAN ONLY RISE THROUGH ENCOURAGEMENT

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8owWy81P0tY
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2014, 09:30:50 AM
Going to store to get lemons and oranges. WILL THE DAMSEL CONQUER?! :punch

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gbP37A7secE
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2014, 09:47:12 AM
I just tried peeing standing up.  :holeup :holeup :holeup :holeup :holeup :holeup :kobeyuck :kobeyuck :kobeyuck :kobeyuck :kobeyuck :kobeyuck :kobeyuck :picard :picard :picard :picard :stahp :stahp :stahp :stahp




No pain.

:what
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2014, 10:20:41 AM
Why are you telling me this? :what
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: toku on June 26, 2014, 10:26:28 AM
Hope everything goes as well as it can. Had a friend who had stones in high school. We don't talk anymore because he was grade A asshole so I wish he would be passing stones right now instead of you.   :)
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 26, 2014, 10:28:37 AM
Why are you telling me this? :what

Sorry that was wrong of me.  I meant two inches less.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 26, 2014, 10:29:58 AM
Also I drink a tone of pop and kidney stones are one of my biggest fears in life.  I remember the Deadwood scene with crystal clarity. 
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Squiddy on June 26, 2014, 10:39:39 AM
This is what you got for following Keto  :-*
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Tasty on June 26, 2014, 10:39:55 AM
keto dieting.

:what

Edit- Damn it Squiddy.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2014, 10:47:59 AM
Yeah, it's confusing someone would want to lose weight. Shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Tasty on June 26, 2014, 10:51:41 AM
Yeah, it's confusing someone would want to lose weight. Shut the fuck up.

There are ways to do that without risking a kidney stone, but whatevs, it's your pee pain not mine.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Squiddy on June 26, 2014, 10:53:24 AM
Drink alcohol himu-chan, it'll help dilute your liquids or something, but more importantly numb the pain.

And in the future, just do squats - that is always a sureway of losing weight.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: brob on June 26, 2014, 11:01:38 AM
One of the greatest cultural exports Norway has produced is a feature film about a lil kid who shrinks himself down in order to travel through his ailing grandfather's body in search of a kidney stone.


I think about it when I pee sometimes.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2014, 11:01:40 AM
Yeah, it's confusing someone would want to lose weight. Shut the fuck up.

There are ways to do that without risking a kidney stone, but whatevs, it's your pee pain not mine.

Drink alcohol himu-chan, it'll help dilute your liquids or something, but more importantly numb the pain.

And in the future, just do squats - that is always a sureway of losing weight.


Please shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Tasty on June 26, 2014, 11:04:46 AM
One of the greatest cultural exports Norway has produced is a feature film about a lil kid who shrinks himself down in order to travel through his ailing grandfather's body in search of a kidney stone.


I think about it when I pee sometimes.

Name of the movie?
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Squiddy on June 26, 2014, 11:13:47 AM
I've heard that using olive oil down there can help pass the kidney stone easier.
Or maybe it was drinking it
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: brob on June 26, 2014, 11:14:08 AM
Name of the movie?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_Troopers
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2014, 12:48:20 PM
Still have stone. I'm drinking lemon water with Apple cider vinegar. Can't eat anything right now. Hoping I've got green peas in the freezer.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Steve Contra on June 26, 2014, 12:50:59 PM
This should relax you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZj7H8sfkR0
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2014, 12:53:23 PM
Thanks for reminding me I can't give birth!
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2014, 01:06:22 PM
Carrots? CARROTS.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: nachobro on June 26, 2014, 02:03:35 PM
I always thought you got kidney stones from not drinking enough water. Is that not correct?
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 26, 2014, 02:12:06 PM
Hold my hand and look into my eyes Himu. Breath, breath. I love you honey.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: brob on June 26, 2014, 02:13:08 PM
I always thought you got kidney stones from not drinking enough water. Is that not correct?

not drinking enough water can cause kidney stones, but it's not like you can't get them for any number of reasons. Being an old-ass dude, for instance, is usually cause enough. So if you haven't had one yet, don't fret.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2014, 02:27:16 PM
I always thought you got kidney stones from not drinking enough water. Is that not correct?

My urine is almost always clear. Still happened. I get dehydrated a lot because of my medicines. Especially the diuretic. I've peed five times today.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 26, 2014, 02:27:31 PM
oh god :( :( :( :( :( :(

get better
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: nachobro on June 26, 2014, 03:18:20 PM
Yeesh. Well get better soon.  :(
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Kara on June 26, 2014, 04:26:00 PM
Fuck that sucks, H. Really sorry.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Bebpo on June 26, 2014, 05:42:47 PM
:(

Sorry to hear that.  Ouch.

On a more positive note, you're going to live! 
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Positive Touch on June 26, 2014, 05:43:36 PM
jesus fucking christ im sorry himu-chan
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: drew on June 26, 2014, 06:49:20 PM
this should relax you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS99XKZaru0
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Tasty on June 26, 2014, 07:17:29 PM
Urgh.  Good luck passing it, Himu-chan.  Sorry it happened, but I suspect it's a dragon we'll have to slay at some point, so you'll have your chance to point and laugh at Andy someday.

"Someday?" That already happens on a regular basis.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: StealthFan on June 26, 2014, 07:34:06 PM
go to the fucking er and get some pain pills and something to help break it down
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2014, 09:22:53 PM
ER? :heh Rich people. You loco.

Got some tips from papi. He's got a good handle on this since he's a physical therapist. Buying vitamin c supplements.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Tasty on June 26, 2014, 09:32:41 PM
Urgh.  Good luck passing it, Himu-chan.  Sorry it happened, but I suspect it's a dragon we'll have to slay at some point, so you'll have your chance to point and laugh at Andy someday.

"Someday?" That already happens on a regular basis.

kidney stones?  andy, you know you're supposed to give up the mountain dew/pixie stix diet when you exit high school, right?

I was just craving some pixie stix today lol. Been a while since I had any.

I'm cutting back on soda in general for the health of my teeth (down to one can a day...) but it'll also cut down on the risk of kidney stones. Considering only 13% of people get them anyways, and men are at a lower risk than that, I'm feeling pretty good.

Sucks for Himu though. :gloomy
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 26, 2014, 09:42:34 PM
I've actually only been directly aware of one person getting a kidney stone and it was my insane workaholic boss a few jobs ago, after a week of 36-hour Rockstar-based workdays on some dumb overdue project for some dumb client. yeah maybe that's a bit unhealthy, ya think?!
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 28, 2014, 01:57:28 AM
Went to dinner, had three glasses of water. After dinner, my stomach really felt weird.

did some art, went on a walk. During said walk, I started to feel sick, and my bladder - or something under my pubis - really started to ache. That walk was a 1.5 mile walk and when I got home I was sweating as if it 4 miles. I was also insanely hot, even by Houston night time standards. I knew I had to pee even if it I didn't feel the pee coming down the urethra. Peeing relieved pain in the bladder. I've peed again since coming as well, without drinking a sip of water. Bladder hurt prior to that too. Even when I drink water, I still feel dehydrated. It's insane. I've had about 4-5 glasses of water tonight, and my lips and mouth are still dry.

I'm started to get worried. And I'm really hoping this is just a kidney stone.

I worry because I spironolactone - my anti-androgen, which is a diuretic - is something I sometimes take before bed. Since's a diuretic, that means I have to pee a lot. It also dehydrates me. When I take it night before bed, i'll usually wake up and have to pee. I almost never wake up in the middle of the night to pee. I'm worried that the holding in the pee is doing damage to my bladder, but I'm not sure, since the body tells the kidney to slow down urine production while sleep. There's also an anti-diuretic hormone released while you sleep as well. It's an explanation for the bladder pain, at least.

I haven't taken my medicine in two days. It's really got me on edge.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 28, 2014, 02:38:09 AM
Omg my tummy. :(
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 28, 2014, 09:39:53 AM
Thread locked! Have no time for weird comments, and constant molleycoddling jokes that are basically amount to "haha you're a man! You can't get pregnant! Now's your chance to experience birth!"
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 28, 2014, 10:30:36 AM
Deleted all the transphobic comments, please continue Himu-chan.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: CatsCatsCats on June 28, 2014, 10:58:48 AM
Kidney stones :'(

If you keep having problems you do need to be seen, it's possible for the stone to be too large to pass. They can put a stint in or use an ultrasound gun thingy to break it up. My wife has had some terrible experiences with kidney stones, sorry you're on this ride!
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 28, 2014, 11:00:44 AM
I'm not having any problems peeing anymore. It could be gone, but I haven't seen any stones?
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Rufus on June 28, 2014, 11:32:20 AM
Maybe it broke up on the way and you didn't feel the tiny chunks? No idea if that's even possible. Hope it's not just temporary relieve.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Kara on June 28, 2014, 12:47:28 PM
I'm not having any problems peeing anymore. It could be gone, but I haven't seen any stones?

fingers crossed
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Kara on June 28, 2014, 01:54:35 PM
I know that there's a looser standard here, but that's a really shitty thing to joke about with a transwoman.

Growing a pair will make you more susceptible to being kicked in the balls, but developing some empathy will help you be a better person.  :D
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 28, 2014, 01:55:57 PM
(http://ionehellobeautiful.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/tumblr_inline_n24snloom21s29qbk.gif)

Ughhhhhh!
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 28, 2014, 02:12:24 PM
I know that there's a looser standard here, but that's a really shitty thing to joke about with a transwoman.

Growing a pair will make you more susceptible to being kicked in the balls, but developing some empathy will help you be a better person.  :D

I don't even see why this is even needs to be brought up. The fact that people think it does is a problem. There's a time and place for lack of decorum and respectability. You would not joke to a woman who can't get pregnant but wants children that the kidney stones she's having will be her real pregnancy. You also wouldn't joke about her private parts. The fact that I even have to mention this on Houston Pride Day gives me a headache and the lack of respect or civility is highly bothering. There are few times I will call people out, but in this case I can read between the lines, and it isn't funny.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 28, 2014, 02:16:51 PM
It's okay. It is in the past. I just hope whatever it was is gone now!
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on June 28, 2014, 03:16:36 PM
I ate earlier and my tummy didn't get sick again. Good! When I used the bathroom it didn't feel like I was frying bacon in there. Zero pain! Good! When I drink water, I don't have to pee three times an hour for no reason! GREAT!!!

:punch

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I defeated you, asshole.
 
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Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 28, 2014, 05:15:52 PM
Don't jinx it Himu!
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 01, 2014, 01:12:51 PM
Eat some White Castle.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Mupepe on July 01, 2014, 01:24:42 PM
Eat some pussy! :drool
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Squiddy on July 01, 2014, 05:09:23 PM
Meditate.
Title: Re: HIMU-CHAN'S KIDNEY STONE PASSING THREAD
Post by: Himu on July 01, 2014, 05:12:45 PM
That shit been gone y'all