Helped a white buddy move a few weeks ago, and since he was moving out of state he let me keep some extra condiments he had. I now have a big jar of olive oil mayo in my pantry. Just looking at it makes my blood pressure drop.
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Taking your shirt off before you fight (minimal punches, mostly grappling)
Calling your parents by their first names :lol ya
It is a guarantee that whenever it is announced that a popular book is being turned into a movie, white people will get upset. This is partly due to their fear that something they love will be made accessible to more people and thus enjoyed by more people which immediately decreases the amount of joy a white person can feel towards the original property. Yes, it’s complicated.
The other problem is that these announcements create a ticking time bomb where by a white person must read the book in ADVANCE of the release of the movie. This is done partly so that they can engage in the popular activity of complaining about how the movie failed to capture the essence of the book. But more importantly, once a book has been made into a movie, a white person can no longer read that book. To have read the book after the movie is one of the great crimes in white culture, and under no circumstances should you ever admit to doing this. Literally dozens of white friendships have imploded when it was revealed that someone read Fight Club after 1999.
Jesus you guys know some terrible white people
Going over to a cac friends house, taken off your shoes at the door and they hit you with the :what and tell you to put them back on. their dog comes to meet them and they kiss it on the face ( :what ):dead
Then you walk in the kitchen and your buddy goes "Wendy! I missed you at school today :gladbron" and hugs their mom
And you're like :mindblown while you're watching Looney Tunes and they scream at their mom to go to the store and buy hot dogs for us
Yeah must be an affluent white thing, all my friends growing up would get their ass beat talking like that :lol
Your culture has arranged marriages. They might benefit from some gender studies.
Change my answer to saying racist things
A person of African descent talking about India and rape :whew
An African American talking about poor gender relations :whew
Using the umbrella term 'etchnic' for everything foreign, as if you don't belong to an ethnicity, too. :hitlerwhite people are far to multifaceted to be simmered down into "ethnicity", rufus. which part of your 13% saxon, 10% swedish, 33% italian, 28% spanish, 12% french, 4% first nationer lineage are you going to hang your hat on?
Rolling my window up at the traffic light when the car next to me is playing hip hop
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It's the mental remnants of colonialism, I can't help but play into divide and conquer. Pray for me, my brown brethren :whew
I want you to remember this the next time you complain about indian dudes not giving you dap. I gave you an open handshake of melanin friendship and you turned color crab on me with no provocation (http://i.minus.com/jbzUjjQ25y92o.png)
Rolling my window up at the traffic light when the car next to me is playing hip hopLowering the volume of my hip hop music when I have my windows down next to a black person at a traffic light
Maintaining segregated food aisles. Sauces are on aisle 8, "sauces of color" are on aisle 10.
Does seeing a therapist count
:rejoice
:tocry
@Kara
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you crazy for this one esch. damn
I'm done with your crustacean ways, (http://i.minus.com/jbzUjjQ25y92o.png)
I see your limp wrist sneak methods trying to shit on my brothers while playing the persecuted (http://i.minus.com/jbzUjjQ25y92o.png)
talking to animals
I've never kissed an animal
I playfully bite/nibble the back of the heads of my kittens. Just to freak them out every now and then.
I playfully bite/nibble the back of the heads of my kittens. Just to freak them out every now and then.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like/
I'm going to go with the grocery co-ops, and being an expert on YOUR culture
I voted and once again I'm in the majority.
I certainly dont recall any non-cacs in THPS 1-20
Taco Bell transcends race.
White people love to eat at Panera.
Weird Al Yankovic is probably the whitest thing to ever happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sosWeird Al Yankovic is probably the whitest thing to ever happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
I unironically love this song. (Well, "song" might be too generous since it's hiphop/rap.)
Buying speed boats
Rolling my window up at the traffic light when the car next to me is playing hip hopLowering the volume of my hip hop music when I have my windows down next to a black person at a traffic light
^ Another cactivity; rejecting the legitimacy of art from other cultures, until a white person tries their hand at it.
Have we mentioned Keurigs yet?
Only watching white guy on black chick IR pornnah they love bbc porn
Asking questions of police officers on the street
Doing gay things to your friends at sleepovers :what
Doing gay things to your friends at sleepovers :what
Doing gay things to your friends at sleepovers :whator in the locker room
Doing gay things to your friends at sleepovers :whatMy very brown friend once invited a bunch of us to a sleepover, all dudes. He got 'drunk' on a sip of beer and put on his sisters underwear and invited us to come 'camp' with only those pink panties on, in a tent in his backyard.
cacbros do the gayest and/or rapiest shit. I remember some guy my friend was rooming with would run around the house (of like 4 people) slapping his dick in the air and shit drunk. who does that. another guy I knew would grab dicks through pants and twist them. why. the roman helmet was invented by the whiteman, no negro would do that.
edit: whoa hey nothing gay about shopping at a designer store >:(
While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dudemeat down the bridge of their nose in parallel fashion
Calling your parents by their first names
Showing off my ethnic partner. :jawalrus
Weird Al Yankovic is probably the whitest thing to ever happen
The cupcake craze is a hipster cac thing right? I mean I know no one that actually buys and eats cupcakes
The great cac bubble of our time :'(The cupcake craze is a hipster cac thing right? I mean I know no one that actually buys and eats cupcakes
It was a thing, until it got too mainstream so that hipsters couldn't even eat cupcakes ironically anymore.
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-crumbs-closes-all-stores-20140708-story.html
The great cac bubble of our time :'(
Gay cac sleepovers :aah
Gay cac sleepovers :aah
Wrestling in pajamas. :phil
'accidentally' leaving the buttflap undone :shaqGay cac sleepovers :aah
Wrestling in pajamas. :phil
'accidentally' leaving the buttflap undone :shaqGay cac sleepovers :aah
Wrestling in pajamas. :phil
'accidentally' leaving the buttflap undone :shaqGay cac sleepovers :aah
Wrestling in pajamas. :phil
Having a buttflap on your jammies to begin with.
Calling them jammies.
I hate hate hate those velcro sandals.
I dare you to smell themI hate hate hate those velcro sandals.
How do you know I have a pair of Teva's? :drool
They are so trusty.
ILLIEGAL DRUGS
- cunnilingus
- tipping
dirt gets in between and wet from sweat.
"it only takes me like three minutes to shower!"
LIKE FUCK IT DOES GET BACK IN THERE YOU DIRTBAG