THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on July 14, 2014, 02:23:40 PM

Title: Tinder
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on July 14, 2014, 02:23:40 PM
So is this still a thing? Can I still sign up and smash hot college vag with this app?
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on July 14, 2014, 02:29:09 PM
 :lol

pls share your success stories guys
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: tehjaybo on July 15, 2014, 05:20:54 PM
From what I hear it's turned into more dating than banging.  All I know is that I've had zero success.
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Atramental on July 15, 2014, 05:29:46 PM
The cam site bots seem to like me.  :hitler
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Huff on July 15, 2014, 05:34:08 PM
Easy sex with bigger girls.

Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: TEEEPO on July 15, 2014, 05:46:32 PM
tinder is a waste of time
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Kara on July 15, 2014, 05:50:16 PM
Dev told me to use it. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Atramental on July 15, 2014, 05:59:54 PM
And sometimes the L's are so overwhelming that you wish you were born gay so you can use Grindr.  :lawd
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 15, 2014, 06:20:35 PM
DLed this earlier this week and immediately regretted my "dumb faces only" photo policy over the last few years. I have a few not dumb ones but overall I hate any of my FB pics.
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 15, 2014, 07:24:06 PM
I actually get approached by gay dudes fairly often these days lol

Either way my main problem is that I don't really want sex, I want a deep fulfilling spiritual soulmate relationship, but one that also doesn't require me to interact with my partner or anyone else, in any way, ever. Really I should just learn to be happy sitting at home by myself listening to Tegan & Sara pop hits on repeat
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Kara on July 15, 2014, 08:34:46 PM
"The Con" :aah
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 15, 2014, 09:04:40 PM
There's no diversity on tinder, at least in my area. It's like 95% white and doesn't let you search for other races. I barely pay attention to it now.
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 15, 2014, 09:08:18 PM
Searching by race would be racist, PD. Besides a search by weight would probably work just as well.  Just set that slider to > 195 and roll in rolls.
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Atramental on July 15, 2014, 09:08:29 PM
It's all blonde, overweight Clemson sorority chicks in my area.

The total antithesis of my type.  :noah
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 15, 2014, 10:56:20 PM
I've had a few dates/hookups via tinder, but it's pretty unfulfilling.  Plus most the girls on there are certifiable wackos.  Had one girl snapchat me a picture of a duck face selfie while holding a knife.  Yeah.
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Atramental on July 15, 2014, 10:59:58 PM
Good thing you got out of that encounter before things escalated.  :whew



 :nsfw-ish
http://i.imgur.com/7G9R9rV.jpg
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Kara on July 16, 2014, 12:31:06 AM
:nsfw-ish
http://i.imgur.com/7G9R9rV.jpg

 :mouf
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: toku on July 16, 2014, 01:14:05 AM
Good thing you got out of that encounter before things escalated.  :whew



 :nsfw-ish
http://i.imgur.com/7G9R9rV.jpg

Looks like a good time. What's the problem?
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 16, 2014, 02:01:31 AM
There needs to be a Tinder for fat and ugly people. Like, I will randomly meet up with fat and unattractive girls and make out with them or whatever, but dating them is a lot of effort.

(yes, I'm aware that I'm an awful human being, whatever)
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Kara on July 16, 2014, 02:02:03 AM
(yes, I'm aware that I'm an awful human being, whatever)

:mynicca
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 16, 2014, 02:03:04 AM
There needs to be a Tinder for fat and ugly people. Like, I will randomly meet up with fat and unattractive girls and make out with them or whatever, but dating them is a lot of effort.

(yes, I'm aware that I'm an awful human being, whatever)

Eh it's okay to be shallow but fuck, make it so you're worth looking at too.
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 16, 2014, 02:05:25 AM
There needs to be a Tinder for fat and ugly people. Like, I will randomly meet up with fat and unattractive girls and make out with them or whatever, but dating them is a lot of effort.

(yes, I'm aware that I'm an awful human being, whatever)

Eh it's okay to be shallow but fuck, make it so you're worth looking at too.

I've been working on it :larry
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 16, 2014, 02:07:04 AM
There needs to be a Tinder for fat and ugly people. Like, I will randomly meet up with fat and unattractive girls and make out with them or whatever, but dating them is a lot of effort.

(yes, I'm aware that I'm an awful human being, whatever)

Eh it's okay to be shallow but fuck, make it so you're worth looking at too.

I've been working on it :larry

Then all the more power to you breh. Get them muscles  :hyper
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 16, 2014, 02:12:57 AM
This is gonna sound probably equally as awful, but the last few dates I've been on, I've had the regrettable realization each time, "this woman isn't very smart, sadly, and I'm bored."

...but if she was pretty at least that would be something, right?  #soshallow

 :yeshrug
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 16, 2014, 02:14:45 AM
I think you'd be just as bored but maybe that's just me. Maybe you'd be interested in some pokeymans but then what would you even do afterwards.
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 16, 2014, 02:21:29 AM
Yeah, I think you're right too. I need to date way above my station in life. Alas, chubby dudes with a big burly beard and no self-confidence are not in high demand among highly intelligent, beautiful women it seems.

(I usually get around this problem by dating smart, pretty, and CERTIFIABLY INSANE women. I've been skittish to back to that well, though.)
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Kara on July 16, 2014, 04:19:34 AM
Yeah, after being in a LTR with someone smart (well except the dating me bit, that was D U M B) I really can't date below a certain level of intellect I'm discovering. I don't even really care about that much else, tbh.

I kind of understand why my parents never moved on with their lives after ceasing to interact as spouses now. (Unlike me they are both formal intellectuals.)
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Eli Gulgin on July 16, 2014, 09:26:45 AM
chubby dudes with a big burly beard and no self-confidence

:drool
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 16, 2014, 12:53:41 PM
chubby dudes with a big burly beard and no self-confidence

:drool

If I was into dudes, life would be so much simpler. I'm a hot property on the bear market.
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Plywood on July 17, 2014, 02:07:39 AM
From what I hear it's turned into more dating than banging.  All I know is that I've had zero success.
Yep on both statements.
Title: Re: Tinder
Post by: Shadow Mod on July 17, 2014, 02:13:44 AM
Seen Tinder used for both, gotta be upfront if you just want fuckem times.

 :yeshrug