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Title: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Eschaton on July 20, 2014, 10:41:37 PM
Well, what are they (http://i.minus.com/jBwJEJlqb0MCR.png)
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 20, 2014, 10:48:01 PM
I'm the first to vote
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: toku on July 20, 2014, 10:49:00 PM
I'll go down to like medium well now but only when I forget the face of my father.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Mupepe on July 20, 2014, 10:55:59 PM
Where is the smoke crack option?
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 20, 2014, 11:03:17 PM
That's racist Mups.

Where is the meeting your dad at 17 and crying to your uncle when he ditches you option?
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 20, 2014, 11:06:12 PM
lusting after white women :noah

being suspicious of asian store owners :drudge

spending an inordinate amount of income on clothing :fabulous

#teamlightskin  :obama

#teamdarkskin :mynicca
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Your Stalker on July 20, 2014, 11:09:08 PM
being followed around stores
newports
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Your Stalker on July 20, 2014, 11:10:14 PM
can we select more than 5
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on July 20, 2014, 11:10:46 PM
White Women is wining this by a mile  :hitler

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Watermelon
White Women
Blueprint
Complaining
Eating Pork
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Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 20, 2014, 11:10:56 PM
Pretty sure PD sighed when he saw the cac thread, just because he knew this one would eventually happen.

First cac thread PD was unhappy to see.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 20, 2014, 11:11:17 PM
does anyone really lust after white men? :holeup

White Women is wining this by a mile  :hitler
tied with anime :hitler

should be easy to suss out the guilty parties.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 20, 2014, 11:13:01 PM
does anyone really lust after white men? :holeup


Republican candidates
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Your Stalker on July 20, 2014, 11:18:40 PM
my name is white as fuck
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 20, 2014, 11:20:09 PM
my name is white as fuck

grand dragon is a title not a name
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Your Stalker on July 20, 2014, 11:22:53 PM
(http://i.minus.com/iSQ5ymn2Qiahz.png)
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on July 20, 2014, 11:24:32 PM
There should really be a separate poll for favorite black conspiracy theorists.

Black Israelites
Faux-intellectual Afrocentrists
To Pork or not to Pork
Sega Fans
Homosexual/person who believes in the development and protection of a Jewish nation/Illuminati Agenda
Feminization of the Black Man

What am I mising?
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Your Stalker on July 20, 2014, 11:26:07 PM
rap music being tied to the prison industrial complex
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 20, 2014, 11:36:40 PM
well if someone gets around to making 'a favorite punjabtivities' thread we can put resetting polls at the top of the list  >:(
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 20, 2014, 11:41:50 PM
second on the favorite punjabtivities list will be 'thinking white people care about the microscopic ethnic or cultural differences in brown people :heh'
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: hampster on July 20, 2014, 11:42:33 PM
Posing for emotes :rejoice
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2014, 11:43:28 PM
Pretending you've reading black literature classics. I know three people (including my mom) who pretend like they've read Malcolm X, and then give the ruse away by bringing up shit that was only in the Spike Lee movie.
:dead
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Your Stalker on July 20, 2014, 11:45:58 PM
killing black men
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 20, 2014, 11:47:40 PM
killing black men
thread winner
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on July 20, 2014, 11:52:00 PM
Pretending you've reading black literature classics. I know three people (including my mom) who pretend like they've read Malcolm X, and then give the ruse away by bringing up shit that was only in the Spike Lee movie.
:dead
I have a copy of Souls of Black Folk that's been sitting on my living room table for 7 months. Mentioned it to my mom that it was for an African-American Sociology class I was taking.

"Oh that's so cool. How'd you like it? It's like, from the man himself you know?"

(beat)

"Yeah, yeah pretty cool I guess." (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/lupe1.png)
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Your Stalker on July 20, 2014, 11:52:35 PM
add 'not voting' to the poll
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2014, 11:57:42 PM
Going to places where I'm not a minority and I can just chill with my folk without any pretenses.

Eating fried chicken on a humid Sunday.

Eating watermelon on hot summer days.

Wearing lotion every goddamn day.

Liking anime.

Dancing well.

Listening to a thorough catalog of American musical classics from Miles Davis to Chuck Berry, from Funkadelic to Janelle Monae.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on July 21, 2014, 12:00:03 AM
Janelle Monae.
Esch add listening to pretentious black artists talk about how their music "shapes the world"
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 21, 2014, 12:01:42 AM
add 'not voting' to the poll

it's not like it would get used tho
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: nudemacusers on July 21, 2014, 12:04:18 AM
add 'not voting' to the poll

it's not like it would get used tho
:ohhh
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Himu on July 21, 2014, 12:05:24 AM
Janelle Monae.
Esch add listening to pretentious black artists talk about how their music "shapes the world"

More Janelle haters.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 21, 2014, 12:07:19 AM
Complaining about the white man is a blacktivity we all can enjoy.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Kara on July 21, 2014, 12:09:08 AM
using stupid faux linguistic devices to connect disparate, unrelated ideas

(http://i.imgur.com/gTQT7g9.png) (http://i.imgur.com/dWl80mY.png)
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: toku on July 21, 2014, 12:38:55 AM
You forgot "Hypertension"
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Himu on July 21, 2014, 12:45:18 AM
blood pressure meds are a black people staple!!
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 21, 2014, 12:46:57 AM
Having a deep misunderstanding of basic technology.

One of my uncles asked me to help him learn how to photoshop once. I was like :leon because I didn't know he was into computers, and figured if he was already trying to photoshop shit he must be relatively advanced. So I told him "sure, whenever you're ready" assuming that the answer would essentially be not-anytime-soon since I rarely go to his house.

Fast forward to Christmas. I walk into my parents house, greet family members, am about to take a seat and chill when I see him run downstairs, then yell up "I'm ready to photoshop now!" So I'm like damn, since when do my parents have photoshop on their computer? :mindblown

I walk downstairs and he's sitting at their computer with his Facebook on the screen. I ask if photoshop is on the computer and he says "I guess so. Ok here's what I want you to do." He then pulls up a profile pic of him wearing a bunch of jewelry and asks me to photoshop all of it off of him, because the Christian woman he's been pursuing online thinks he looks too worldly.
:beli

For a second I try to determine whether I'm being trolled, then quickly realize this is a black man in his mid 50s and he is 100% serious. So I tell him photoshop is a software you buy and install on a computer, and since we don't have it I can't photoshop his picture. Then I ask the obvious question: why don't you just take another picture. He thinks for a second, then says "you know, that's actually a good idea."
:snoop

So I tell him to get ready, pull out my phone, find a nicely lit area in the basement...and then mentally SMH. He's wearing a gold cross chain and a regular gold chain - the exact same shit he was wearing in his portrait pic. I told him he should probably take that shit off, and he caught feelings and said "why? Sheeeit."

 :comeon
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 21, 2014, 01:09:23 AM
Another thing: pretending like black people created everything. And then when you argue otherwise you get hit with the "well we were the original man so technically it all come from us anyway" :smug troll shit.



Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 21, 2014, 01:26:49 AM
Denying parentage of black children
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 21, 2014, 01:38:27 AM
Your uncle has his pc setup in the basement?
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Momo on July 21, 2014, 02:01:06 AM
Adventure biking - Driving your bicycle into the next town and back without your mom finding out and ruining your posterior
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 21, 2014, 02:10:44 AM
Your uncle has his pc setup in the basement?
My parents do; they also have one upstairs in my dad's study. Seems pretty normal to me.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: StealthFan on July 21, 2014, 03:19:34 AM
That story :heh
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on July 21, 2014, 07:40:37 AM
fried chicken - anyone who doesn't love fried chicken can die in a car fire
winning at sports - i have a  like 40% 3 point shot and a decent j, which converts to unrespectable but winning scores when I play pickup games with my nerd/gameless peers. I'll take the 'tallest midget' award  :yeshrug
complaining about the white man - We are indeed the worst
playing up your infinitesimally small amount of native american heritage - too hilariously obscure to not vote for this
twitter - @desusnice / @thekidmero / @kidfury / @crissles / @freshalina
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: milchs evil twin on July 21, 2014, 07:55:39 AM
Which of you freaks don't have fried chicken as their #1 answer?

Fucking weirdoes.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: king of the internet on July 21, 2014, 09:22:04 AM
Losing a leg to diabetes.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Squiddy on July 21, 2014, 10:48:47 AM
Discussing DBZ power levels.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Dennis on July 21, 2014, 11:10:57 AM
Being mortally afraid of your momma.

Defending child-beating on NeoGAF.

Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 21, 2014, 11:15:27 AM
Where's the grape soda option?

It's a guilty pleasure of mine.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Momo on July 21, 2014, 11:30:42 AM
cachild rejecting blacktivity   :whew


(http://i.imgur.com/q1noMZH.gif)
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 21, 2014, 11:33:35 AM
Bet he sassed Bill by saying 'eat my pants'.  Damn Simpsons; no respect.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: nachobro on July 21, 2014, 11:40:19 AM
playing up your infinitesimally small amount of native american heritage is a favorite pastime of the white as well, just sayin.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Squiddy on July 21, 2014, 12:50:41 PM
playing up your infinitesimally small amount of native american heritage is a favorite pastime of the white as well, just sayin.

Yeah, it's an american twattery.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: king of the internet on July 21, 2014, 12:53:13 PM
playing up your infinitesimally small amount of native american heritage is a favorite pastime of the white as well, just sayin.

Yeah, it's an american twattery.

Well it would be kind of odd for a non-American to brag about their Native American heritage I think.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 21, 2014, 01:09:25 PM
Plenty of snow-white cacs down here with indian houses and always be going to the indian clinic and shit. My family never signed up for CDIB cards, tho.  >:(
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: toku on July 21, 2014, 01:11:34 PM
It's not twattery, especially in Oklahoma. My kids are going to be card carrying members of the Cherokee Nation with that healthcare and tuition assistance.

I know a girl from OKC that is like this. Like it's a very big part of "who she is" despite being white as fuck.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: T234 on July 21, 2014, 01:16:05 PM
Where is the blunt smoking and grape soda options?
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: PlayDat on July 21, 2014, 01:25:19 PM
Never learning how to swim. 
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 21, 2014, 02:14:13 PM
Rarely dressing your age. Go to the closest inner city and you'll see a collection of 40-60 year old black men wearing oversized shirts and baggy shorts.
:beli

Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 21, 2014, 02:58:18 PM
Having a side bitch.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 21, 2014, 02:59:52 PM
Rarely dressing your age. Go to the closest inner city and you'll see a collection of 40-60 year old black men wearing oversized shirts and baggy shorts.
:beli

Don't hate

(http://static.fastcommerce.com/content/ff80808119dc9afd011b477bf78b135f/mainimages/Glitzy%2002.jpg)
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Steve Contra on July 21, 2014, 03:02:38 PM
Letting white people think I like them
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: tiesto on July 21, 2014, 09:57:41 PM
Liking curvy white girls.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 22, 2014, 10:21:06 AM
Being amazed by white people performing above average feats in entertainment, such as dancing or soul singing.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: king of the internet on July 22, 2014, 10:29:30 AM
Being amazed by white people performing above average feats in entertainment, such as dancing or soul singing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKNhCjA0pdU
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 22, 2014, 10:41:27 AM
Keeping it real
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: king of the internet on July 22, 2014, 12:30:58 PM
Appreciating thick legs/asses. This didn't happen to me until the last year or so—thank the lawd I saw the light. Skinny white chicks :jayzgrossface

Flat asses and stick legs.  :holeup
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 22, 2014, 12:41:50 PM
Sharing your meal at restaurants, and expecting others to do the same. Every time I go out to eat with family or my black friends I kind of dread the moment the food is served,  because that's when the fuckery starts. I ordered the shrimp alfredo because I wanted shrimp alfredo. If you wanted shrimp alfredo you should have ordered it too. Likewise, if I wanted some of your god damn garlic chicken I would have ordered it. NO.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Squiddy on July 22, 2014, 12:52:31 PM
Appreciating thick legs/asses. This didn't happen to me until the last year or so—thank the lawd I saw the light. Skinny white chicks :jayzgrossface

I love both  :-*
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Kara on July 22, 2014, 12:54:43 PM
I love white girl booty. :drool
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: toku on July 22, 2014, 01:01:21 PM
Enjoying spicy food.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 22, 2014, 01:04:33 PM
I want to quote, bold, and clooneyface the shrimp alfredo bit, but if PD can't feel safe in this thread then where can he?

Cactivity: Gentrification of black threads
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Beezy on July 22, 2014, 06:02:57 PM
I love white girl booty. :drool
You better be talking about the Sara Jay/Alexis Texas kind of white booty.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 22, 2014, 06:09:35 PM
Asking black guys to cosign suspect white booties is a new cactivity. Sometimes you just have to say "sure..." to avoid having to deal with another famous cactivity: being accused of reverse racism. "If Kate Upton was black you'd love her butt!"

:beli

IF Kate Upton was black she'd actually HAVE a butt.
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Beezy on July 22, 2014, 06:17:53 PM
Asking black guys to cosign suspect white booties is a new cactivity. Sometimes you just have to say "sure..." to avoid having to deal with another famous cactivity: being accused of reverse racism. "If Kate Upton was black you'd love her butt!"

:beli

IF Kate Upton was black she'd actually HAVE a butt.
:lol

My go to response: "Eh... it's alright I guess."
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Kara on July 22, 2014, 06:17:57 PM
You better be talking about the Sara Jay/Alexis Texas kind of white booty.

I'm not. :phil
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 22, 2014, 06:22:55 PM
I want to quote, bold, and clooneyface the shrimp alfredo bit, but if PD can't feel safe in this thread then where can he?

...the Olive Garden?
Title: Re: What are your favorite blacktivities?
Post by: Kara on July 22, 2014, 06:48:22 PM
Asking black guys to cosign suspect white booties is a new cactivity. Sometimes you just have to say "sure..." to avoid having to deal with another famous cactivity: being accused of reverse racism. "If Kate Upton was black you'd love her butt!"

:beli

IF Kate Upton was black she'd actually HAVE a butt.

And I thought I was neurotic. :heh